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The Popoli Unito of Euphir

“Harmony through strength!”

Category: Iron Fist Consumerists
Civil Rights:
Political Freedoms:
Unheard Of

Regional Influence: Eminence Grise

Location: National Socialist League


The Popoli Unito of Euphir is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Jussanio with an iron fist, and renowned for its strong anti-business policies. Its hard-nosed, cynical population of 3.819 billion are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Defence, Law & Order, and Religion & Spirituality. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Orynx. The average income tax rate is 72%. The private sector is almost wholly made up of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out.

Murderers frequently escape punishment by claiming they were protecting their honour, tourists are kicked out if they express interest in their national sport, there's a shortage of swinging hot spots as land development grinds to a halt, and vanity is considered the fifth cardinal virtue. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Euphir's national animal is the Ape, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, its national religion is Roman Catholicism, and its currency is the Kloyd.

Euphir is ranked 10th in National Socialist League and 86,167th in the world for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens, with -2 Whatever.

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Most Recent Government Activity: 6 days ago


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