Most Efficient Economies: 400th Most Rebellious Youth: 637th Largest Soda Pop Sector: 1,254th
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The Federal Republic of Euphion is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Leader with an even hand, and notable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, national health service, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 6.676 billion Euphionians enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

The minute, liberal, pro-business government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Euphion City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 1.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Euphionian economy, worth a remarkable 1,414 trillion Euphion Modaqs a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Soda Sales, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 211,886 Euphion Modaqs, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,093,202 per year while the poor average 22,371, a ratio of 48.9 to 1.

It's always rabbit season, the national guard is mobilized whenever a mother gets separated from her child at the mall, the government is engaging in an agricultural trade war with Maxtopia, and the newspaper industry is subsidised by the government in order to keep it afloat. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Euphion's national animal is the black jaguar, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is a major religion.

Euphion is ranked 3,564th in the world and 35th in Social Liberal Union for Most Influential, scoring 8,080 on the Soft Power Disbursement Rating.

Most Efficient Economies: 400thMost Rebellious Youth: 637thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,254thLargest Publishing Industry: 1,284thHighest Crime Rates: 1,312thMost Armed: 1,621stHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,726thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1,733rdLargest Retail Industry: 1,851stHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,862ndLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,903rdTop
Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 2,178thLargest Information Technology Sector: 2,291stRudest Citizens: 2,316thMost Scientifically Advanced: 2,527thMost Cultured: 2,527thMost Secular: 3,174thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 3,257thSmartest Citizens: 3,454thMost Influential: 3,564thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 3,673rdHighest Average Incomes: 3,819thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3,881stMost Extensive Civil Rights: 4,466thMost Cheerful Citizens: 5,610thMost Avoided: 5,699thHighest Drug Use: 6,127thMost Developed: 6,304thHighest Economic Output: 7,031stFattest Citizens: 7,343rdLargest Gambling Industry: 7,982ndGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 8,048thNudest: 8,051stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 8,367thMost Inclusive: 8,637thMost Subsidized Industry: 9,131stTop
Largest Cheese Export Sector: 12,907thLeast Corrupt Governments: 13,496thMost Pro-Market: 15,685thLongest Average Lifespans: 16,820thLargest Mining Sector: 17,305thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 18,414th
Highest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 2nd in the regionRudest Citizens: 2nd in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 2nd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 2nd in the regionMost Armed: 2nd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2nd in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 2nd in the regionTop
Largest Manufacturing Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 3rd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 3rd in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 3rd in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 4th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 4th in the regionFattest Citizens: 4th in the regionMost Avoided: 4th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 5th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 5th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 6th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 6th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 6th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 7th in the regionLargest Black Market: 7th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 7th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 8th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 8th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 10th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 10th in the regionTop
Most Secular: 12th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 12th in the regionNudest: 13th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 15th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 16th in the regionMost Cultured: 17th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 19th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Euphion, the newspaper industry is subsidised by the government in order to keep it afloat.
  • : Following new legislation in Euphion, the government is engaging in an agricultural trade war with Maxtopia.
  • : Following new legislation in Euphion, the national guard is mobilized whenever a mother gets separated from her child at the mall.
  • : Following new legislation in Euphion, it's always rabbit season.
  • : Following new legislation in Euphion, the government tries not to listen to the people unless it absolutely has to.
  • : Following new legislation in Euphion, Leader is described as an everyday person with normal tastes and the usual interests.
  • : Following new legislation in Euphion, t-shirts displaying a photo of Leader performing the Full-Monty are selling out.
  • : Euphion was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Retail Industry and Largest Furniture Restoration Industry and the Top 10% for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector.
  • : Following new legislation in Euphion, Euphion-made cars tend to catch fire in people's driveways.
  • : Following new legislation in Euphion, personal injury lawyers are demanding compensation from the government after recent reductions in manufacturer liability.


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