The Federal Republic of
Civil Rights Lovefest
for freedom and liberty!
Regional Influence
Nipper
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Civil Rights
Excessive
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
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The Federal Republic of Euphion is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Leader with a fair hand, and notable for its anti-smoking policies, daily referendums, and rampant corporate plagiarism. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 5.167 billion Euphionians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The minute, liberal, outspoken government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Industry, although Education is also considered important, while Spirituality and Defense aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Euphion City. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Euphionian economy, worth 866 trillion Euphion Modaqs a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Soda Sales, and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 167,747 Euphion Modaqs, with the richest citizens earning 5.9 times as much as the poorest.

New funding allows inner city teachers to replace school laptops almost as fast as they get stolen, the EBI Channel Tunnel project is plagued by delays, the government is using tax revenues to provide jobs for the poor, and conspiracy theorists allege Euphion City's new subway map resembles Satanic symbols. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Euphion's national animal is the black jaguar, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is a major religion.

Euphion is ranked 3,923rd in Osiris and 139,442nd in the world for Most Primitive, scoring -284 on the Scary Big Number Scale.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Euphion was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector.
  • : Euphion's influence in Osiris rose from "Newcomer" to "Nipper".
  • : Euphion's influence in Osiris rose from "Hatchling" to "Newcomer".
  • : Euphion was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Lowest Overall Tax Burden.
  • : Euphion was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Largest Manufacturing Sector.
  • : Euphion's influence in Osiris rose from "Unproven" to "Hatchling".
  • : Following new legislation in Euphion, conspiracy theorists allege Euphion City's new subway map resembles Satanic symbols.
  • : Euphion's influence in Osiris rose from "Zero" to "Unproven".
  • : Following new legislation in Euphion, the government is using tax revenues to provide jobs for the poor.
  • : Following new legislation in Euphion, the EBI Channel Tunnel project is plagued by delays.

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