Most Efficient Economies: 404th Most Rebellious Youth: 781st Largest Soda Pop Sector: 1,001st
The Federal Republic of
Anarchy
for freedom and liberty!
Regional Influence
Squire
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Excellent

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The Federal Republic of Euphion is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Leader with a fair hand, and renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, public floggings, and unlimited-speed roads. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 5.995 billion Euphionians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, liberal, pro-business government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Industry, with Education also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Defense are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Euphion City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 1.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Euphionian economy, worth a remarkable 1,177 trillion Euphion Modaqs a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Soda Sales, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 196,386 Euphion Modaqs, with the richest citizens earning 5.4 times as much as the poorest.

Disadvantaged neighbourhoods have become no-go areas after sundown, the nation is cleaning up after a national night of celebration left most people with headaches and dim memories (Euphion has found 4 easter eggs), a Social Liberal Union Tourist Association survey has rated Euphion #1 for number twos, and wealthy parents-to-be can select their perfect baby. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Euphion's national animal is the black jaguar, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is a major religion.

Euphion is ranked 404th in the world and 4th in Social Liberal Union for Most Efficient Economies, scoring 100 on the Krugman-Greenspan Business Outlook Index.

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Most Efficient Economies: 404thMost Rebellious Youth: 781stLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,001stHighest Crime Rates: 1,361stTop
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Largest Publishing Industry: 1,594thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,955thMost Armed: 2,025thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2,070thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 2,115thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2,382ndRudest Citizens: 2,387thLargest Information Technology Sector: 2,494thLargest Retail Industry: 2,554thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 2,887thMost Cultured: 2,983rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 3,037thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3,153rdLeast Corrupt Governments: 3,936thSmartest Citizens: 4,390thHighest Average Incomes: 4,554thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 5,692ndMost Cheerful Citizens: 5,960thMost Developed: 6,561stMost Influential: 6,639thMost Secular: 7,013thFattest Citizens: 7,047thNudest: 7,243rdTop
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Most Avoided: 7,634thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 7,817thHighest Economic Output: 8,387thLargest Gambling Industry: 9,017thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 9,323rdHighest Wealthy Incomes: 9,444thMost Inclusive: 10,378thMost Subsidized Industry: 11,694thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 11,867thLargest Mining Sector: 12,171stHighest Poor Incomes: 13,693rdMost Pro-Market: 14,223rd
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Highest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 1st in the regionTop
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Largest Insurance Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 2nd in the regionFattest Citizens: 2nd in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 2nd in the regionRudest Citizens: 3rd in the regionMost Pro-Market: 3rd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 3rd in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 3rd in the regionMost Avoided: 3rd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 3rd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 4th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 4th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 4th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 4th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 5th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 6th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 6th in the regionTop
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Largest Black Market: 7th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 8th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 9th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 10th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 10th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 10th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 10th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Euphion was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Pro-Market.
  • : Following new legislation in Euphion, wealthy parents-to-be can select their perfect baby.
  • : Following new legislation in Euphion, a Social Liberal Union Tourist Association survey has rated Euphion #1 for number twos.
  • : Following new legislation in Euphion, the nation is cleaning up after a national night of celebration left most people with headaches and dim memories (Euphion has found 4 easter eggs).
  • : Following new legislation in Euphion, disadvantaged neighbourhoods have become no-go areas after sundown.
  • : Following new legislation in Euphion, frequent fliers are obliged to submit to invasive security procedures by government security.
  • : Euphion's influence in Social Liberal Union rose from "Page" to "Squire".
  • : Following new legislation in Euphion, shanty towns have formed around the newly rebuilt commercial district.
  • : Following new legislation in Euphion, country folk are sent to obligatory boarding schools to learn how to be civilized.
  • : Following new legislation in Euphion, corporate lawyers are joyfully combing through the new tax code for any new loopholes for their clients.

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