Most Efficient Economies: 401st Most Rebellious Youth: 690th Highest Crime Rates: 1,369th
The Federal Republic of
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Regional Influence
Squire
Civil Rights
World Benchmark
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Very Good

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The Federal Republic of Euphion is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Leader with an even hand, and notable for its rampant corporate plagiarism, complete lack of prisons, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 6.547 billion Euphionians enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

The minute, liberal government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Industry, with Education and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Defense are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Euphion City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 1.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Euphionian economy, worth a remarkable 1,337 trillion Euphion Modaqs a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Soda Sales, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 204,280 Euphion Modaqs, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 883,600 per year while the poor average 30,037, a ratio of 29.4 to 1.

Space research funding has hit a recent high while several military bases are being closed down, motorway service stations often have a higher population than the hinterland villages that the roads lead to, Saturday morning cartoons feature full frontal nudity, and Maxtopian tourists make expensive pilgrimages to Euphion City to enjoy their national art. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Euphion's national animal is the black jaguar, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is a major religion.

Euphion is ranked 16,881st in the world and 3rd in Social Liberal Union for Largest Mining Sector, scoring 6,174.64 on the Blue Sky Asbestos Index.

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Most Efficient Economies: 401stMost Rebellious Youth: 690thHighest Crime Rates: 1,369thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,373rdLargest Publishing Industry: 1,553rdMost Armed: 1,707thTop
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Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1,863rdHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 2,071stLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2,139thLargest Information Technology Sector: 2,250thLargest Retail Industry: 2,371stLowest Overall Tax Burden: 2,398thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2,500thMost Scientifically Advanced: 2,609thRudest Citizens: 2,778thMost Cultured: 2,832ndMost Secular: 3,079thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 3,229thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3,513thMost Influential: 3,875thSmartest Citizens: 3,947thHighest Average Incomes: 4,306thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 4,339thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 5,371stHighest Drug Use: 5,667thMost Cheerful Citizens: 5,875thMost Developed: 6,070thMost Avoided: 6,510thLeast Corrupt Governments: 7,305thHighest Economic Output: 7,472ndNudest: 7,914thLargest Gambling Industry: 8,244thMost Inclusive: 8,439thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 8,664thMost Subsidized Industry: 9,051stTop
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Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 10,956thLongest Average Lifespans: 14,383rdFattest Citizens: 15,647thLargest Mining Sector: 16,881stLargest Cheese Export Sector: 16,953rd
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Largest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 1st in the regionTop
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Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 2nd in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 2nd in the regionRudest Citizens: 2nd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3rd in the regionFattest Citizens: 3rd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 3rd in the regionMost Avoided: 3rd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 3rd in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 4th in the regionLargest Black Market: 4th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 4th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 4th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 4th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 4th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 4th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 5th in the regionTop
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Most Scientifically Advanced: 6th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 6th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 6th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 8th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 8th in the regionNudest: 9th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 9th in the regionMost Secular: 10th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 11th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Euphion, Maxtopian tourists make expensive pilgrimages to Euphion City to enjoy their national art.
  • : Following new legislation in Euphion, Saturday morning cartoons feature full frontal nudity.
  • : Following new legislation in Euphion, motorway service stations often have a higher population than the hinterland villages that the roads lead to.
  • : Euphion was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Manufacturing Sector and Most Subsidized Industry and the Top 10% for Largest Black Market.
  • : Euphion was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Publishing Industry and Most Armed, the Top 5% for Largest Gambling Industry and Most Inclusive, and the Top 10% for Largest Mining Sector.
  • : Following new legislation in Euphion, space research funding has hit a recent high while several military bases are being closed down.
  • : Following new legislation in Euphion, the children of Euphion are often remarked upon for their cheery attitude to extreme violence.
  • : Following new legislation in Euphion, citizens with artificial limbs are forbidden to serve as beauty pageant judges.
  • : Following new legislation in Euphion, Euphion is building an army to protect its overseas territories.
  • : Following new legislation in Euphion, the richest citizens live in sheltered private citadels.

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