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The Nude People's Republic of Eumbner

“On the other hand, you have different fingers.”

Category: Liberal Democratic Socialists
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Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: The North Pacific


The Nude People's Republic of Eumbner is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Gonk with a fair hand, and notable for its parental licensing program. Its compassionate, intelligent population of 4.046 billion love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it is mainly concerned with Education, although Social Equality and the Environment are secondary priorities. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Section One. The average income tax rate is 100%. The private sector is almost wholly made up of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out.

The nation is currently revamping its entire education system, the latest Harry Potter book is a bestseller, the nation has an international reputation for compassion, and citizens are expected to be proficient in at least five languages. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Eumbner's national animal is the Epistemological Mallard, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its currency is the Pie.

Eumbner is ranked 5,044th in The North Pacific and 122,242nd in the world for Most Avoided, scoring -2,324.75 on the Kardashian Reflex Score.

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Most Recent Government Activity: 102 minutes ago


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