Most Pacifist: 243rd Safest: 317th Highest Average Tax Rates: 436th
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The Nude People's Republic of Eumbner is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Gonk with a fair hand, and remarkable for its strictly enforced bedtime, smutty television, and hatred of cheese. The compassionate, democratic, humorless population of 7.424 billion Eumbnerians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, socially-minded, outspoken government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Social Policy. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Section One. The income tax rate is 100%.

The large but stagnant Eumbnerian economy, worth 179 trillion Pies a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Book Publishing industry. State-owned companies are the norm. Average income is 24,173 Pies, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Maxtopian tourists make expensive pilgrimages to Section One to enjoy their national art, young children are learning advanced physics to scientifically disprove the existence of Santa Claus, royalist is the most offensive slur in the Eumbnerian language, and the new coalition government has 99 problems and can't agree on how to fix one. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Eumbner's national animal is the Epistemological Mallard, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Eumbner is ranked 52,279th in the world and 2,495th in Lazarus for Most Extensive Public Healthcare, scoring 2,101.82 on the Theresa-Nightingale Rating.

Most Pacifist: 243rdSafest: 317thHighest Average Tax Rates: 436thMost Compassionate Citizens: 471stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 494thMost Beautiful Environments: 609thLeast Corrupt Governments: 698thLargest Governments: 730thLongest Average Lifespans: 744thLowest Crime Rates: 852ndSmartest Citizens: 997thNudest: 1,048thHealthiest Citizens: 1,100thMost Cultured: 1,246thNicest Citizens: 1,355thTop
Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 2,068thMost Rebellious Youth: 3,260thMost Income Equality: 4,347thMost Inclusive: 4,515thBest Weather: 4,868thMost Secular: 8,454thMost Scientifically Advanced: 8,466th
Most Pacifist: 8th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 9th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 10th in the regionSafest: 13th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 16th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 16th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 17th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 22nd in the regionLargest Governments: 24th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 32nd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 34th in the regionNudest: 36th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 37th in the regionMost Cultured: 39th in the regionNicest Citizens: 41st in the regionTop
Most Income Equality: 60th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 83rd in the regionMost Inclusive: 118th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 159th in the regionBest Weather: 205th in the regionTop
Most Secular: 285th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 346th in the region

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