The Nude People's Republic of Eumbner is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Gonk with a fair hand, and renowned for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, hatred of cheese, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, humorless population of 6.704 billion Eumbnerians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.
It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, socially-minded, outspoken government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Social Policy. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Section One. The income tax rate is 100%.
The sizeable but stagnant Eumbnerian economy, worth 80.7 trillion Pies a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Book Publishing industry. State-owned companies are the norm. Average income is 12,036 Pies, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Mandatory neutering has made purebred dogs a thing of the past, the military recognizes no difference between male and female soldiers, Eumbner's free colleges struggle to maintain standards in the face of overwhelming demand, and invading armies are given hard glares for their cheek. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Eumbner's national animal is the Epistemological Mallard, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Most Recent Government Activity: 16 days ago
- 8 days ago: Eumbner was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Inclusive.
- 8 days ago: Eumbner was ranked in the Top 1% of the region for Most Inclusive.
- 8 days ago: Eumbner was endorsed by The Empire of Cornelian States.
- 8 days ago: Eumbner was endorsed by The Republic of Santebal.
- 9 days ago: Eumbner was endorsed by The I-Empire of AdyLand.
- 9 days ago: Eumbner was endorsed by The Kingdom of Great Griffin.
- 10 days ago: Eumbner was endorsed by The Kingdom of Jlink.
- 11 days ago: Eumbner was endorsed by The Most Serene Republic of Kalatun.
- 12 days ago: Eumbner was endorsed by The Most Serene Republic of Syrixia.
- 14 days ago: Eumbner was endorsed by The Federation of Allecram.
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