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The Nude People's Republic of Eumbner

“On the other hand, you have different fingers.”

Category: Democratic Socialists
Civil Rights:
Average
Economy:
Imploded
Political Freedoms:
Excellent

Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: The North Pacific

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The Nude People's Republic of Eumbner is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Gonk with an even hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls. The compassionate, intelligent population of 4.987 billion Eumbnerians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it is mainly concerned with Education, although Social Equality and the Environment are on the agenda. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Section One. The average income tax rate is 100%. The private sector is almost wholly made up of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out.

Dozens of additional foreign policy specialists have been sent to the country's WA Mission, the police have been swamped with requests to stay up past bedtime, national parks have long lines of different gender-specific 'Porta-Pottys', and survivors receive aid from only the most environmentally-friendly transport. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Eumbner's national animal is the Epistemological Mallard, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its currency is the Pie.

Eumbner is ranked 4,410th in The North Pacific and 114,104th in the world for Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector, scoring -18 on the Charon Conveyancy Index.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 1 day 23 hours ago

  • 1 day 11 hours ago: Eumbner was endorsed by The Leftwing Utopia of Emmers.
  • 1 day 14 hours ago: Following new legislation in Eumbner, survivors receive aid from only the most environmentally-friendly transport.
  • 2 days 2 hours ago: Following new legislation in Eumbner, national parks have long lines of different gender-specific 'Porta-Pottys'.
  • 2 days 2 hours ago: Following new legislation in Eumbner, the police have been swamped with requests to stay up past bedtime.
  • 2 days 2 hours ago: Following new legislation in Eumbner, dozens of additional foreign policy specialists have been sent to the country's WA Mission.
  • 2 days 2 hours ago: Following new legislation in Eumbner, droves of former desperados are applying to join the border police.
  • 2 days 2 hours ago: Following new legislation in Eumbner, the government seizes private property for the 'good of the people'.
  • 2 days 12 hours ago: Eumbner voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Liberate Versutian Federation".
  • 2 days 12 hours ago: Eumbner endorsed The Seven Kingdoms of Malvad.
  • 2 days 12 hours ago: Eumbner endorsed The Salty Dogs of Great Bights Mum.

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World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 191 » McMasterdonia, Ayanah, Rukonia, Conigsberg, Asian Union Pact, Democatic Donkeys, Macworld, EretzIsrael, New Delmarva, Bothia, Tragedia, Falapatorius, Groovistan, Yaorozu, Nphyx, Former English Colony, Goonerland19, Korvland, New haven america, Proov583, Elevation, Whereisthatistan, Spadestan, Schnarchi, My Utopian World, Camarthen, The Everlasting Starlights, Olvern, Cantalupo, Lunar Felicem, TranSaulvania, Boggovia, Effa, Francovania, Thlaesia, Setrlandia, Finely Unionized Network, Alunya, Framhaven, Absolutam, Isimud, Esponnise, Grosseschnauzer, Albanum, Turangalila, Novare Res, Calamazo, God n Country n Byron, Holywarriors, Thatchertropolis, and 141 others.Sasten, Isles Of Beauty And Brains, Blackshear41, Surachi, Maldovania, New Absurdistan, Jahiranna, Zertazee, Maverick Nation, Karazan, New Greasbyland, Fourth, Blackfyre, Selfgradatude, Ryanlandania, Dzhumabaev, Scumshire, Pluxlups, Caish Empire, Zixar, Ascenon, Nintendolande, Ator People, The Teddy, Unimaginable Doom, Jediahlonia, Sheldanada, BrightFutures, Kitabo, Bocunti, Magonia, Espana Japones, Herzliyya, Renetopia, Pasargad, Mk Steele, Grosscolumbia, Q w e r t y, XxGAMERZxX, HMS Unicorn, Boadiccea, Abacathea, Andromeda Islands, Erura, Five Bridges, Chris Hallett, Kiwitaicho, Bristol C, Lord Galatei, Scheiterhaufen, Yersuv, AnarchNation, Varovanjov, Ceto, Equine Islands, Virdalonja, Democratic Republic of England, United Kingdom of Great Lionheart, Tszkykszia, Wisconsota, Kevaren, Rochenovaha, Assorted sucrose-based lifeforms, Wialrania, Telemascus, Pustania, Zeroxis, Papal States of Reagan, Astra Lumina, Teran Federation, Ruzonia, Rugged, Jefffliu, Pacific Borderlands, NamChoSun, Megatrade, Seorabol, Perakian, Root Foundation, Nouis Remackolbis, Massarie, Lionia, Unified Wessex, Pentheros, Dumont, Kephallenias, United Chinese Republics, Central Republic of Mallottovia, New Winchesterland, Sealpup, Quasaria, Austro-Hungarian federation, Dithur, Sadakoyama, Trygg, San Martin De Porres, Cattan, Mwaoam, Egalotir, Canembourg, Limeros, Kialga-Lourti, Marsadia, Dragnier, Blye, Urthland, The Excellent, Cisaria, Minorus cellus, Turtlestrike, Mimban, United Aonland, Iscadar, Supreme Libertas, Varadorn, Keenanaria, Amatca, Republic of Destiny, Grammatikk, Pepper Island Democratica Freeland Papri, Mingula, Sovereign Canada, Taynksylvakia, Arcadiom, Eastern Star, Genovio, 54e, Corporatismo, Bordebyoshstan, Kudmipz, Aintoon, Martinople, Loneguy, Great Bights Mum, Malvad, Ioannesia, The Unity of Ubar, DoPeNaStY, Indonesa, Empire of Slavic Absolution, and Emmers.

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