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The Nude People's Republic of Eumbner

“On the other hand, you have different fingers.”

Category: Liberal Democratic Socialists
Civil Rights:
Below Average
Economy:
Imploded
Political Freedoms:
Excessive

Regional Influence: Vassal

Location: The North Pacific

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The Nude People's Republic of Eumbner is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Gonk with a fair hand, and renowned for its complete lack of prisons. The compassionate, intelligent population of 5.539 billion Eumbnerians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it is mainly concerned with Education, although the Environment and Social Equality are secondary priorities. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Section One. The average income tax rate is 100%. The private sector is almost wholly made up of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out.

The police have been swamped with requests to stay up past bedtime, anti-government political posters adorn every building like wallpaper, Eumbner's famous countrysides are shrouded by wind farms, and the government awards prizes to television shows featuring stereotype-breaking minority roles. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Eumbner's national animal is the Epistemological Mallard, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its currency is the Pie.

Eumbner is ranked 19th in The North Pacific and 354th in the world for Largest Public Transport Department, scoring 273 on the Societal Mobility Rating.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 88 minutes ago

  • 4 hours ago: Eumbner endorsed The Allied States of Merdir.
  • 8 hours ago: Eumbner was endorsed by The Allied States of Merdir.
  • 22 hours ago: Following new legislation in Eumbner, the government awards prizes to television shows featuring stereotype-breaking minority roles.
  • 1 day 22 hours ago: Following new legislation in Eumbner, Eumbner's famous countrysides are shrouded by wind farms.
  • 1 day 22 hours ago: Following new legislation in Eumbner, anti-government political posters adorn every building like wallpaper.
  • 2 days 22 hours ago: Following new legislation in Eumbner, the police have been swamped with requests to stay up past bedtime.
  • 3 days 10 hours ago: Following new legislation in Eumbner, the words 'private' and 'enterprise' must never appear in the same sentence.
  • 3 days 22 hours ago: Following new legislation in Eumbner, the number of students attending university has reached a record high.
  • 3 days 22 hours ago: Following new legislation in Eumbner, UFO sightings are listed daily in the morning news.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Eumbner, Members of Parliament are often found living in cardboard boxes.

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World Assembly

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