The Nude People's Republic of Eumbner is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Gonk with a fair hand, and renowned for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, state-planned economy, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic, humorless population of 6.13 billion Eumbnerians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.
It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, socially-minded, outspoken government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Social Policy. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Section One. The income tax rate is 100%.
The sizeable but stagnant Eumbnerian economy, worth 75.6 trillion Pies a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Book Publishing industry. State-owned companies are the norm. Average income is 12,332 Pies, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Morning coffees are no longer the same since the disappearance of newspapers, a ban on unsolicited cold calling in all forms is in effect, survivors receive aid from only the most environmentally-friendly transport, and an increasing percentage of the population's youth have homosexual parents. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Eumbner's national animal is the Epistemological Mallard, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Eumbner is ranked 7,975th in The North Pacific and 143,024th in the world for Lowest Unemployment Rates, scoring -306 on the Workforce Participation Versus Theoretical Maximum Metric.
Most Recent Government Activity: 11 hours ago
- 1 day 23 hours ago: Eumbner was endorsed by The Most Serene Republic of Lionia.
- 2 days 11 hours ago: Eumbner was endorsed by The Federal Republic of Many Mountains.
- 2 days 21 hours ago: Eumbner was endorsed by The Republic of Belhomme.
- 3 days ago: Following new legislation in Eumbner, an increasing percentage of the population's youth have homosexual parents.
- 3 days ago: Following new legislation in Eumbner, survivors receive aid from only the most environmentally-friendly transport.
- 3 days ago: Following new legislation in Eumbner, a ban on unsolicited cold calling in all forms is in effect.
- 3 days ago: Following new legislation in Eumbner, morning coffees are no longer the same since the disappearance of newspapers.
- 3 days 17 hours ago: Eumbner was endorsed by The 😁You Are A wizard Harry😁 of Romhammer.
- 5 days ago: Eumbner was endorsed by The Constitutional Monarchy of Ingoesr.
- 5 days ago: Eumbner was endorsed by The Free Land of Belgan.
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