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The Nude People's Republic of Eumbner

“On the other hand, you have different fingers.”

Category: Liberal Democratic Socialists
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Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: The North Pacific


The Nude People's Republic of Eumbner is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Gonk with a fair hand, and remarkable for its compulsory vegetarianism. The compassionate, democratic population of 5.764 billion Eumbnerians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, socially-minded, outspoken government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Social Policy. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Section One. The income tax rate is 100%.

The sizeable but stagnant Eumbnerian economy, worth 70.1 trillion Pies a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Book Publishing industry. State-owned companies are the norm. Average income is 12,164 Pies, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Fewer people are bathing as citizens must show ration stamps before they can turn on their faucets, children are raised bilingual from an early age, chess hooliganism is on the rise after the banning of organised sports, and gambling is outlawed. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Eumbner's national animal is the Epistemological Mallard, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Eumbner is ranked 18th in The North Pacific and 407th in the world for Most Beautiful Environments, with 2,887.9 Pounds of Wildlife less Pounds of Concrete per square mile.

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Most Recent Government Activity: 7 days ago


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