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The Nude People's Republic of Eumbner

“On the other hand, you have different fingers.”

Category: Liberal Democratic Socialists
Civil Rights:
Very Good
Economy:
Imploded
Political Freedoms:
Excellent

Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: The North Pacific

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The Nude People's Republic of Eumbner is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by Gonk with a fair hand, and remarkable for its keen interest in outer space. Its compassionate, intelligent population of 4.085 billion love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it concentrates mainly on Education, although Social Equality and the Environment are on the agenda. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Section One. The average income tax rate is 100%. The private sector is almost wholly made up of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out.

The government's official stance on religion is that it is so very silly, badminton was recently banned due to 'unacceptable violence' inherent to the game, a large-scale revitalization of the education system is underway, and the nation is experiencing a severe shortage of sporting events. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Eumbner's national animal is the Epistemological Mallard, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its currency is the Pie.

Eumbner is ranked 5,037th in The North Pacific and 121,853rd in the world for Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry, scoring -14 on the Tasmanian Pulp Environmental Export Index.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 2 days 7 hours ago

  • 2 days 2 hours ago: Eumbner was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Best Weather (last census: Top 5%).
  • 2 days 4 hours ago: Following new legislation in Eumbner, the nation is experiencing a severe shortage of sporting events.
  • 2 days 4 hours ago: Following new legislation in Eumbner, a large-scale revitalization of the education system is underway.
  • 2 days 4 hours ago: Following new legislation in Eumbner, badminton was recently banned due to 'unacceptable violence' inherent to the game.
  • 2 days 4 hours ago: Following new legislation in Eumbner, the government's official stance on religion is that it is so very silly.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Eumbner, parents live in fear of governmental 'child protection' squads.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Eumbner, the national Police Academies have dedicated infant wings.
  • 4 days ago: Eumbner voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Commend 1 Infinite Loop".
  • 4 days ago: Eumbner voted for the World Assembly Resolution "World University for Peace".
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in Eumbner, the mining industry has taken a hit from tighter environmental regulations.

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World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 169 » North Buchanan, McMasterdonia, Angantyr, Ayanah, Rukonia, Conigsberg, Estdimyr, Asian Union Pact, Democatic Donkeys, Holy Uranium, Macworld, EVOLUTION786, EretzIsrael, New Delmarva, Bothia, Tragedia, Falapatorius, Giancarlo, Groovistan, Yaorozu, Nphyx, Former English Colony, Goonerland19, Cool Happy Place, Korvland, New haven america, Fantoche, Proov583, Elevation, Bump And Grind, Whereisthatistan, Abs123, Gravidia, Spadestan, Moany Old Gits, Schnarchi, My Utopian World, Camarthen, Nasik, The Everlasting Starlights, Olvern, Testinia, Cantalupo, Freiheiten, Lunar Felicem, Yllveria, TranSaulvania, Boggovia, Effa, Freedom is, and 119 others.Francovania, Thlaesia, Pondcliff, Nationalist peoples party, Setrlandia, Vedlands, East Oceania, Finely Unionized Network, Anteopia, Khanic, Alunya, Annamarry, Els Sentra, Australiae, The Marians, Fabio Hux, Rodohk, Framhaven, Absolutam, Isimud, Esponnise, LPS Land, Bruissa, Grosseschnauzer, Niana, New North Aqmuland, Albanum, Elephantistan, Turangalila, One Vision, Cascadistan, Novare Res, Aterna, Calamazo, Grand Terra, God n Country n Byron, Holywarriors, Thatchertropolis, Atlantis-Aragon, Sasten, Isles Of Beauty And Brains, Blackshear41, Surachi, Maldovania, New Absurdistan, Jahiranna, Sovereign Canada, Zertazee, Ramenasia, Maverick Nation, Karazan, New-Magrathea, New Greasbyland, Fourth, Blackfyre, Rectangulo Circular, Selfgradatude, Ryanlandania, Starlantis, Nova Centuria, Dzhumabaev, Scumshire, Pluxlups, Caish Empire, Zixar, Luisgrad, Miarchin, Ascenon, The Technocratic Empire of America, Nacionalista, Moungibi, Nintendolande, New Delvia, Stratanova, Blaktovia, Ator People, New Ancient Rome, The Teddy, Unimaginable Doom, Jediahlonia, Devant, Sheldanada, BrightFutures, Nassah, Kitabo, Tortuga Cape, Malayunesia, Dogelandia, 007James Bond, Cierva, Tian-Long, Jingolaand, Ixorb, Principality of Legington, Wairos, Massarie, Bocunti, Magonia, Espana Japones, Mel Senshir, Higan, Avalon, Herzliyya, ASWESOMETICA, Renetopia, Pasargad, Mk Steele, Rubrum Natio, Shogunate, Grosscolumbia, Kerlone Adinine, Q w e r t y, Experto Crede, Nutellandia, XxGAMERZxX, HMS Unicorn, Boadiccea, Casal Centeio, and Allaurada.

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