The Nude People's Republic of Eumbner is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Gonk with a fair hand, and remarkable for its strictly enforced bedtime, smutty television, and hatred of cheese. The compassionate, democratic, humorless population of 7.424 billion Eumbnerians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.
It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, socially-minded, outspoken government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Social Policy. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Section One. The income tax rate is 100%.
The large but stagnant Eumbnerian economy, worth 179 trillion Pies a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Book Publishing industry. State-owned companies are the norm. Average income is 24,173 Pies, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Maxtopian tourists make expensive pilgrimages to Section One to enjoy their national art, young children are learning advanced physics to scientifically disprove the existence of Santa Claus, royalist is the most offensive slur in the Eumbnerian language, and the new coalition government has 99 problems and can't agree on how to fix one. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Eumbner's national animal is the Epistemological Mallard, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Eumbner's influence in Lazarus rose from "Unproven" to "Hatchling".
- : Eumbner's influence in Lazarus rose from "Zero" to "Unproven".
- : Eumbner was refounded in Lazarus.
- : Eumbner ceased to exist.
- : Eumbner was endorsed by The Republic of Wilkshire.
- : Eumbner was endorsed by The I-Empire of AdyLand.
- : Eumbner was endorsed by The Salty Dogs of Great Bights Mum.
- : Eumbner was endorsed by The Super Federation of Joodey.
- : Eumbner was endorsed by The Empire of Pasargad.
- : Eumbner was endorsed by The United Kingdom of The Rossinite Empire.