“On the other hand, you have different fingers.”
|Category: Democratic Socialists|
Regional Influence: Vassal
Location: The North Pacific
The Nude People's Republic of Eumbner is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Gonk with an even hand, and remarkable for its parental licensing program. The compassionate, intelligent population of 2.268 billion, 2.265 billion of whom are zombies, Eumbnerians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.
It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it concentrates mainly on Education, although Social Equality and the Environment are on the agenda. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Section One. The average income tax rate is 100%. The private sector is almost wholly made up of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out.
A new generation of aquariumless hotels are being built under government supervision, children are raised bilingual from an early age, the average commuter spends four hours a day driving to and from work, and the government keeps introducing new foreign species to combat the previous ones it has introduced. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Eumbner's national animal is the Epistemological Mallard, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its currency is the Pie.
Eumbner is currently researching a cure.
Survival Rate: 0.06%
Most Recent Government Activity: 8 hours ago
- 9 minutes ago: Following new legislation in Eumbner, the government keeps introducing new foreign species to combat the previous ones it has introduced.
- 9 minutes ago: Following new legislation in Eumbner, the average commuter spends four hours a day driving to and from work.
- 9 minutes ago: Following new legislation in Eumbner, children are raised bilingual from an early age.
- 9 minutes ago: Following new legislation in Eumbner, a new generation of aquariumless hotels are being built under government supervision.
- 9 minutes ago: Following new legislation in Eumbner, schoolchildren have twice-weekly sex education classes.
- 53 minutes ago: Eumbner was struck by a Cure Missile from The Amazonian Magocracy of Miradya Federation, curing 1 million infected.
- 72 minutes ago: Eumbner was ravaged by a Zombie Horde from The Republic of The Free World Citizens, infecting 1 million survivors.
- 2 hours ago: Eumbner was endorsed by The Allied States of Alfandria.
- 2 hours ago: Eumbner was ravaged by a Zombie Horde from The Allied States of Alfandria, infecting 1 million survivors.
- 3 hours ago: Eumbner was struck by a Cure Missile from The Disputed Territories of Territorio di Nessuno, curing 4 million infected.
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