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The Nude People's Republic of Eumbner

“On the other hand, you have different fingers.”

Category: Democratic Socialists
Civil Rights:
Good
Economy:
Basket Case
Political Freedoms:
Very Good

Regional Influence: Vassal

Location: The North Pacific

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The Nude People's Republic of Eumbner is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Gonk with an even hand, and renowned for its punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, intelligent population of 5.404 billion Eumbnerians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it is mainly concerned with Education, although Social Equality and the Environment are on the agenda. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Section One. The average income tax rate is 100%. The private sector is almost wholly made up of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out.

Truth is often impossible to tell from fiction on the evening news, the government helps teach children how to kill a man from six paces, conductors wield diamond-encrusted batons to fit in with their freshly gilded surroundings, and leather-clad individuals can be seen walking their slaves in public parks. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Eumbner's national animal is the Epistemological Mallard, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its currency is the Pie.

Eumbner is ranked 26th in The North Pacific and 1,040th in the world for Nudest, with 1,212 Cheeks per Square Mile.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 16 hours ago

  • 6 hours ago: Eumbner was endorsed by The Democratic Republic of Ostersunds.
  • 9 hours ago: Following new legislation in Eumbner, leather-clad individuals can be seen walking their slaves in public parks.
  • 21 hours ago: Following new legislation in Eumbner, conductors wield diamond-encrusted batons to fit in with their freshly gilded surroundings.
  • 21 hours ago: Following new legislation in Eumbner, the government helps teach children how to kill a man from six paces.
  • 1 day 21 hours ago: Following new legislation in Eumbner, truth is often impossible to tell from fiction on the evening news.
  • 2 days 9 hours ago: Following new legislation in Eumbner, mantis shrimp studies is academia's fastest growing field.
  • 2 days 10 hours ago: Eumbner was endorsed by The Kingdom of Tronkandal.
  • 2 days 20 hours ago: Eumbner was endorsed by The Republic of Extremesy.
  • 2 days 21 hours ago: Following new legislation in Eumbner, refugees from other nations are flocking to Eumbner's border.
  • 2 days 22 hours ago: Eumbner was endorsed by The United Socialist States of Levanda.

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World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 261 » McMasterdonia, Conigsberg, Asian Union Pact, Democatic Donkeys, Macworld, EretzIsrael, New Delmarva, Bothia, Tragedia, Falapatorius, Groovistan, Yaorozu, Nphyx, Former English Colony, New haven america, Proov583, Elevation, Whereisthatistan, Spadestan, Schnarchi, Camarthen, The Everlasting Starlights, Olvern, Cantalupo, Lunar Felicem, TranSaulvania, Boggovia, Francovania, Thlaesia, Setrlandia, Finely Unionized Network, Alunya, Framhaven, Isimud, Grosseschnauzer, Novare Res, Calamazo, God n Country n Byron, Thatchertropolis, Sasten, Isles Of Beauty And Brains, Blackshear41, Surachi, Maldovania, New Absurdistan, Jahiranna, Zertazee, Maverick Nation, New Greasbyland, Blackfyre, and 211 others.Selfgradatude, Ryanlandania, Scumshire, Pluxlups, Caish Empire, Zixar, Ascenon, Nintendolande, Ator People, The Teddy, Unimaginable Doom, Jediahlonia, Sheldanada, BrightFutures, Kitabo, Bocunti, Magonia, Espana Japones, Herzliyya, Renetopia, Pasargad, Mk Steele, Grosscolumbia, Q w e r t y, XxGAMERZxX, HMS Unicorn, Boadiccea, Abacathea, Erura, Five Bridges, Chris Hallett, Kiwitaicho, Bristol C, Lord Galatei, Scheiterhaufen, Yersuv, Varovanjov, Ceto, Virdalonja, Democratic Republic of England, United Kingdom of Great Lionheart, Wisconsota, Kevaren, Assorted sucrose-based lifeforms, Wialrania, Telemascus, Pustania, Zeroxis, Papal States of Reagan, Astra Lumina, Teran Federation, Ruzonia, Jefffliu, Pacific Borderlands, Megatrade, Seorabol, Perakian, Nouis Remackolbis, Massarie, Lionia, Unified Wessex, Kephallenias, United Chinese Republics, Sealpup, Quasaria, Austro-Hungarian federation, Sadakoyama, Trygg, San Martin De Porres, Cattan, Egalotir, Canembourg, Limeros, Kialga-Lourti, Dragnier, Blye, Urthland, The Excellent, Cisaria, Minorus cellus, Turtlestrike, Mimban, Iscadar, Supreme Libertas, Keenanaria, Amatca, Republic of Destiny, Grammatikk, Sovereign Canada, Arcadiom, Eastern Star, Great Bights Mum, Malvad, The Unity of Ubar, Indonesa, Empire of Slavic Absolution, Peninsular Malaysia, Goshania, New Eleria, Stetonic, New noricum, Furbulocity, Izmedu, Xenoa, 007James Bond, Graley, Fliskopia, Jerkeris Jones, Trevelvos, Eshenia, ODoyle Rules, Tianqing, Kingdom of Valkyron, Fleuronia, Ceretis, Mica Land, Icrvana, Conoha, Zumo, Tregora, Oxisco, Aribistan, Chinstralia, Ruaridhkstad, Emmerian Republic, Leadan, Kilactic Regeneration, Macklin, Wildathearts, Hungary-Ukrain, Rhine-Ruhr Valley, Run Mayst Republic, Anglios, Spadanera, Maioria, Territorio di Nessuno, Vuzalex, Dutchyland, Nickitopia, System Alliance, Davidk160, Medusa VI, Khanic, Dracovis, Bayerischer Freistaat, Novum Libertas, Caedancia, Freandrin, ALUFERT, Fallyon, Orinta, Mahin, Genghistan, New Brussels, The Republic of Brittania, Falvaard, Republic of United Korea, Sirisea, Anawak, Rukonia, Ludvaria, Devina, Crystalline Beekeepers United, Taltherin, Alfandria, Ferdinana, Melon feud, Luktukti, TKD, Flutiestan, The Kingdom of Wolfsea, Rother, Nortrom, Bacon Kingdom, Arstoetzka, JoJoDioNation, Meelo, Bjartr, Augustla, Ninta, Deof Movestofca, Karazan, Greater Soviet Ukraine, Gryffindor Country, Novopangaea, Archegnum, Runeas, United Care-A-Lot, Suicodide, Kalti, Dapev, Kyallisar, Lombardrhein, Oceania Major, Feurbania, General COE, Malakeem, Reyka, United Alvia, Kudor, Gangsta Weasels, Ridh, Saravo, The Lancerian Empire, The Democratic States of LibertarianLand, The Democratic Republic of Tomb, Kingdom of Plembobria, North Savage Island, Extremesy, Tronkandal, and Ostersunds.

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