“On the other hand, you have different fingers.”
|Category: Liberal Democratic Socialists|
Regional Influence: Minnow
Location: The North Pacific
The Nude People's Republic of Eumbner is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Gonk with a fair hand, and notable for its hatred of cheese. The compassionate, intelligent population of 4.625 billion Eumbnerians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.
It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it is mainly concerned with Education, although the Environment and Social Equality are on the agenda. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Section One. The average income tax rate is 100%. The private sector is almost wholly made up of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out.
Anyone who so much as frowns is referred to a mental health unit, organ donation is compulsory, birth rates have hit an all-time low, and libraries are now installed with jacuzzis and mini-bars. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Eumbner's national animal is the Epistemological Mallard, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its currency is the Pie.
Most Recent Government Activity: 1 day 1 hour ago
- 16 hours ago: Following new legislation in Eumbner, libraries are now installed with jacuzzis and mini-bars.
- 1 day 4 hours ago: Following new legislation in Eumbner, birth rates have hit an all-time low.
- 1 day 4 hours ago: Following new legislation in Eumbner, organ donation is compulsory.
- 1 day 4 hours ago: Following new legislation in Eumbner, anyone who so much as frowns is referred to a mental health unit.
- 1 day 4 hours ago: Following new legislation in Eumbner, all-natural foods are becoming a major fad.
- 1 day 4 hours ago: Following new legislation in Eumbner, elevator music has been replaced by thrash metal played at maximum volume.
- 3 days 16 hours ago: Following new legislation in Eumbner, invading armies are given hard glares for their cheek.
- 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Eumbner, prices for nearly everything reach all time highs as business subsidies are discontinued.
- 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Eumbner, legislators work 24/7 due to an influx of single-issue bills.
- 5 days ago: Eumbner voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Child Pornography Ban".
Endorsements Received: 184 » North Buchanan, McMasterdonia, Ayanah, Rukonia, Conigsberg, Asian Union Pact, Democatic Donkeys, Macworld, EVOLUTION786, EretzIsrael, New Delmarva, Bothia, Tragedia, Falapatorius, Giancarlo, Groovistan, Yaorozu, Nphyx, Former English Colony, Goonerland19, Korvland, New haven america, Proov583, Elevation, Whereisthatistan, Abs123, Gravidia, Spadestan, Schnarchi, My Utopian World, Camarthen, The Everlasting Starlights, Olvern, Cantalupo, Freiheiten, Lunar Felicem, TranSaulvania, Boggovia, Effa, Freedom is, Francovania, Thlaesia, Pondcliff, Setrlandia, Finely Unionized Network, Alunya, Fabio Hux, Framhaven, Absolutam, Isimud, and 134 others.Esponnise, Grosseschnauzer, Albanum, Elephantistan, Turangalila, Novare Res, Calamazo, God n Country n Byron, Holywarriors, Thatchertropolis, Sasten, Isles Of Beauty And Brains, Blackshear41, Surachi, Maldovania, New Absurdistan, Jahiranna, Zertazee, Maverick Nation, Karazan, New Greasbyland, Fourth, Blackfyre, Selfgradatude, Ryanlandania, Starlantis, Dzhumabaev, Scumshire, Pluxlups, Caish Empire, Zixar, Ascenon, The Technocratic Empire of America, Nintendolande, New Delvia, Stratanova, Blaktovia, Ator People, The Teddy, Unimaginable Doom, Jediahlonia, Sheldanada, BrightFutures, Kitabo, Dogelandia, 007James Bond, Tian-Long, Ixorb, Bocunti, Magonia, Espana Japones, Mel Senshir, Herzliyya, Renetopia, Pasargad, Mk Steele, Grosscolumbia, Q w e r t y, Nutellandia, XxGAMERZxX, HMS Unicorn, Boadiccea, Abacathea, Andromeda Islands, Orbos, Erura, Five Bridges, Temberin, Chris Hallett, Kiwitaicho, Bristol C, Lord Galatei, Scheiterhaufen, Yersuv, Anyeon, AnarchNation, Varovanjov, Ceto, Xadowia, Mascotalandia, Bonnisa, Equine Islands, Virdalonja, Aowu, Democratic Republic of England, United Kingdom of Great Lionheart, Tszkykszia, Imperium Magna Graecia, Wisconsota, Kevaren, Rochenovaha, Feedom, Hurrayland, United states of euroasia, Ardoki, Ursusuana, Assorted sucrose-based lifeforms, Wialrania, Telemascus, Pustania, Zeroxis, Papal States of Reagan, Astra Lumina, Titanian Empire, Teran Federation, Buccaneer Confederation, Ruzonia, Rugged, Coulson, Jefffliu, Pacific Borderlands, Secrezo, Butter Milk, NamChoSun, Megatrade, Seorabol, Perakian, Root Foundation, Nouis Remackolbis, Massarie, Lionia, THEseaBOA, Kirie, Unified Wessex, Pentheros, Kimbaland, Dumont, North American Accord, Kephallenias, United Chinese Republics, Mary Jayonia, Central Republic of Mallottovia, New Winchesterland, and Farmers Republic of the Great Plains.