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The Nude People's Republic of Eumbner

“On the other hand, you have different fingers.”

Category: Democratic Socialists
Civil Rights:
Average
Economy:
Imploded
Political Freedoms:
Very Good

Regional Influence: Vassal

Location: The North Pacific

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The Nude People's Republic of Eumbner is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Gonk with an even hand, and remarkable for its complete lack of prisons. The compassionate population of 5.371 billion Eumbnerians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it is mainly concerned with Education, although Social Equality and the Environment are secondary priorities. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Section One. The average income tax rate is 100%. The private sector is almost wholly made up of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out.

Elections have become procedural nightmares due to voters persistently rejecting candidates, protests are legal but strictly supervised, government officials frequently cut taxes as a distraction from antics with their secretaries, and tourists from around the world come to visit the country's famous rainforests. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Eumbner's national animal is the Epistemological Mallard, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its currency is the Pie.

Eumbner is ranked 128th in The North Pacific and 4,270th in the world for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 259 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 2 hours ago

  • 99 minutes ago: Following new legislation in Eumbner, tourists from around the world come to visit the country's famous rainforests.
  • 99 minutes ago: Following new legislation in Eumbner, government officials frequently cut taxes as a distraction from antics with their secretaries.
  • 10 hours ago: Eumbner endorsed The United Provinces of Malakeem.
  • 19 hours ago: Eumbner was endorsed by The United Provinces of Malakeem.
  • 1 day 13 hours ago: Following new legislation in Eumbner, protests are legal but strictly supervised.
  • 1 day 13 hours ago: Following new legislation in Eumbner, elections have become procedural nightmares due to voters persistently rejecting candidates.
  • 1 day 13 hours ago: Following new legislation in Eumbner, there have been reports of people marrying housepets.
  • 1 day 22 hours ago: Eumbner voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Anti-Counterfeiting Pact".
  • 3 days 13 hours ago: Following new legislation in Eumbner, the nation is currently revamping its entire education system.
  • 3 days 21 hours ago: Eumbner endorsed The Maritime Explorer of General COE.

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World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 252 » McMasterdonia, Conigsberg, Asian Union Pact, Democatic Donkeys, Macworld, EretzIsrael, New Delmarva, Bothia, Tragedia, Falapatorius, Groovistan, Yaorozu, Nphyx, Former English Colony, New haven america, Proov583, Elevation, Whereisthatistan, Spadestan, Schnarchi, Camarthen, The Everlasting Starlights, Olvern, Cantalupo, Lunar Felicem, TranSaulvania, Boggovia, Francovania, Thlaesia, Setrlandia, Finely Unionized Network, Alunya, Framhaven, Isimud, Grosseschnauzer, Novare Res, Calamazo, God n Country n Byron, Thatchertropolis, Sasten, Isles Of Beauty And Brains, Blackshear41, Surachi, Maldovania, New Absurdistan, Jahiranna, Zertazee, Maverick Nation, New Greasbyland, Blackfyre, and 202 others.Selfgradatude, Ryanlandania, Scumshire, Pluxlups, Caish Empire, Zixar, Ascenon, Nintendolande, Ator People, The Teddy, Unimaginable Doom, Jediahlonia, Sheldanada, BrightFutures, Kitabo, Bocunti, Magonia, Espana Japones, Herzliyya, Renetopia, Pasargad, Mk Steele, Grosscolumbia, Q w e r t y, XxGAMERZxX, HMS Unicorn, Boadiccea, Abacathea, Erura, Five Bridges, Chris Hallett, Kiwitaicho, Bristol C, Lord Galatei, Scheiterhaufen, Yersuv, Varovanjov, Ceto, Virdalonja, Democratic Republic of England, United Kingdom of Great Lionheart, Wisconsota, Kevaren, Assorted sucrose-based lifeforms, Wialrania, Telemascus, Pustania, Zeroxis, Papal States of Reagan, Astra Lumina, Teran Federation, Ruzonia, Jefffliu, Pacific Borderlands, Megatrade, Seorabol, Perakian, Nouis Remackolbis, Massarie, Lionia, Unified Wessex, Kephallenias, United Chinese Republics, Sealpup, Quasaria, Austro-Hungarian federation, Sadakoyama, Trygg, San Martin De Porres, Cattan, Egalotir, Canembourg, Limeros, Kialga-Lourti, Dragnier, Blye, Urthland, The Excellent, Cisaria, Minorus cellus, Turtlestrike, Mimban, Iscadar, Supreme Libertas, Keenanaria, Amatca, Republic of Destiny, Grammatikk, Sovereign Canada, Taynksylvakia, Arcadiom, Eastern Star, Great Bights Mum, Malvad, The Unity of Ubar, Indonesa, Empire of Slavic Absolution, Emmers, Peninsular Malaysia, Goshania, New Eleria, Stetonic, New noricum, Furbulocity, Izmedu, Xenoa, 007James Bond, Graley, Fliskopia, Jerkeris Jones, Trevelvos, Eshenia, ODoyle Rules, Tianqing, Kingdom of Valkyron, Fleuronia, Ceretis, Mica Land, Icrvana, Conoha, Zumo, Tregora, Oxisco, Aribistan, Chinstralia, Ruaridhkstad, Emmerian Republic, Leadan, Kilactic Regeneration, Macklin, Wildathearts, Monsovila, Hungary-Ukrain, Rhine-Ruhr Valley, Run Mayst Republic, Anglios, Spadanera, Maioria, Territorio di Nessuno, Vuzalex, Dutchyland, Nickitopia, System Alliance, Davidk160, Medusa VI, Khanic, Dracovis, Bayerischer Freistaat, Novum Libertas, Caedancia, Freandrin, ALUFERT, Fallyon, Prusia and Borrusia, Orinta, Mahin, Genghistan, New Brussels, The Republic of Brittania, Falvaard, Republic of United Korea, Sirisea, Anawak, Rukonia, Ludvaria, Devina, Crystalline Beekeepers United, Taltherin, Alfandria, Ferdinana, Melon feud, Luktukti, TKD, Flutiestan, The Kingdom of Wolfsea, Rother, Nortrom, Bacon Kingdom, Arstoetzka, JoJoDioNation, Meelo, Bjartr, Augustla, Ninta, Deof Movestofca, Karazan, Greater Soviet Ukraine, Gryffindor Country, Novopangaea, Archegnum, Runeas, United Care-A-Lot, Suicodide, Kalti, Marlborostein, Dapev, Kyallisar, Lombardrhein, Oceania Major, Feurbania, General COE, and Malakeem.

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