The Nude People's Republic of Eumbner is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Gonk with a fair hand, and remarkable for its parental licensing program, state-planned economy, and complete lack of prisons. The compassionate, democratic, humorless population of 7.143 billion Eumbnerians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.
It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Social Policy. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Section One. The income tax rate is 100%.
The large but stagnant Eumbnerian economy, worth 172 trillion Pies a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Book Publishing industry. State-owned companies are the norm. Average income is 24,176 Pies, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
The nation's politicians are acknowledged as the most polite in the region to the dismay of comedians everywhere, tax-payers are funding ever more extravagant movie projects, the government has declared victoria over the cheese menace, and Maxtopian tourists make expensive pilgrimages to Section One to enjoy their national art. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Eumbner's national animal is the Epistemological Mallard, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Eumbner was endorsed by The Holy Empire of Lemonbiscuits.
- : Eumbner was endorsed by The Free Land of Sentineles.
- : Eumbner was endorsed by The Republic of Medinamat.
- : Eumbner was endorsed by The Kingdom of Venutia.
- : Eumbner was endorsed by The Democratic Republic of The Democratic Republic Of Liece.
- : Eumbner was endorsed by The Federal Republic of Spainstan.
- : Eumbner was endorsed by The Kingdom of Foraldn.
- : Eumbner was endorsed by The Pantone of ThneedTown.
- : Eumbner was endorsed by The People's Republic of Imperialist Zealand.
- : Eumbner was endorsed by The Ever Traveling Diplomats of Hammustafula.
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