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The Nude People's Republic of Eumbner

“On the other hand, you have different fingers.”

Category: Democratic Socialists
Civil Rights:
Good
Economy:
Imploded
Political Freedoms:
Excellent

Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: The North Pacific

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The Nude People's Republic of Eumbner is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Gonk with an even hand, and remarkable for its national health service. The compassionate, intelligent population of 4.824 billion Eumbnerians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it concentrates mainly on Education, although Social Equality and the Environment are secondary priorities. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Section One. The average income tax rate is 100%. The private sector is almost wholly made up of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out.

The government has instituted 'traveller reservations' across the country, prime real estate is devoted to wind farms and solar energy generators, students cut up leftover Pies during Arts and Crafts, and referenda are held for every conceivable government action. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Eumbner's national animal is the Epistemological Mallard, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its currency is the Pie.

Eumbner is ranked 34th in The North Pacific and 871st in the world for Most Cultured, scoring 155 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 1 day 11 hours ago

  • 5 hours ago: Eumbner was ranked in the Top 1% of the region for Most Cultured (last census: Top 5%).
  • 2 days 6 hours ago: Following new legislation in Eumbner, referenda are held for every conceivable government action.
  • 2 days 18 hours ago: Following new legislation in Eumbner, students cut up leftover Pies during Arts and Crafts.
  • 2 days 18 hours ago: Following new legislation in Eumbner, prime real estate is devoted to wind farms and solar energy generators.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Eumbner, the government has instituted 'traveller reservations' across the country.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Eumbner, military funding has been stripped back.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Eumbner, conductors wield diamond-encrusted batons to fit in with their freshly gilded surroundings.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Eumbner, graffiti graces every city's streets.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Eumbner, children are brainwashed at a young age to accept "Love and peace!" as a way of life.
  • 4 days ago: Eumbner was endorsed by The Republic of Vectorum.

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World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 204 » McMasterdonia, Ayanah, Rukonia, Conigsberg, Asian Union Pact, Democatic Donkeys, Macworld, EVOLUTION786, EretzIsrael, New Delmarva, Bothia, Tragedia, Falapatorius, Giancarlo, Groovistan, Yaorozu, Nphyx, Former English Colony, Goonerland19, Korvland, New haven america, Proov583, Elevation, Whereisthatistan, Gravidia, Spadestan, Schnarchi, My Utopian World, Camarthen, The Everlasting Starlights, Olvern, Cantalupo, Lunar Felicem, TranSaulvania, Boggovia, Effa, Freedom is, Francovania, Thlaesia, Setrlandia, Finely Unionized Network, Alunya, Fabio Hux, Framhaven, Absolutam, Isimud, Esponnise, Grosseschnauzer, Albanum, Turangalila, and 154 others.Novare Res, Calamazo, God n Country n Byron, Holywarriors, Thatchertropolis, Sasten, Isles Of Beauty And Brains, Blackshear41, Surachi, Maldovania, New Absurdistan, Jahiranna, Zertazee, Maverick Nation, Karazan, New Greasbyland, Fourth, Blackfyre, Selfgradatude, Ryanlandania, Dzhumabaev, Scumshire, Pluxlups, Caish Empire, Zixar, Ascenon, Nintendolande, Ator People, The Teddy, Unimaginable Doom, Jediahlonia, Sheldanada, BrightFutures, Kitabo, 007James Bond, Tian-Long, Bocunti, Magonia, Espana Japones, Herzliyya, Renetopia, Pasargad, Mk Steele, Grosscolumbia, Q w e r t y, XxGAMERZxX, HMS Unicorn, Boadiccea, Abacathea, Andromeda Islands, Erura, Five Bridges, Chris Hallett, Kiwitaicho, Bristol C, Lord Galatei, Scheiterhaufen, Yersuv, Anyeon, AnarchNation, Varovanjov, Ceto, Mascotalandia, Equine Islands, Virdalonja, Aowu, Democratic Republic of England, United Kingdom of Great Lionheart, Tszkykszia, Imperium Magna Graecia, Wisconsota, Kevaren, Rochenovaha, Hurrayland, Ardoki, Assorted sucrose-based lifeforms, Wialrania, Telemascus, Pustania, Zeroxis, Papal States of Reagan, Astra Lumina, Teran Federation, Ruzonia, Rugged, Jefffliu, Pacific Borderlands, NamChoSun, Megatrade, Seorabol, Perakian, Root Foundation, Nouis Remackolbis, Massarie, Lionia, THEseaBOA, Unified Wessex, Pentheros, Kimbaland, Dumont, Kephallenias, United Chinese Republics, Mary Jayonia, Central Republic of Mallottovia, New Winchesterland, Farmers Republic of the Great Plains, Sealpup, Quasaria, Austro-Hungarian federation, Dithur, Sadakoyama, HINDOO NEELKANNTHBHOOMI, Trygg, San Martin De Porres, Cattan, Mwaoam, Egalotir, Canembourg, Norway XXVIII, Limeros, Kialga-Lourti, Marsadia, Dragnier, Kolekya, Blye, Urthland, The Excellent, Cisaria, Minorus cellus, Turtlestrike, Mimban, United Aonland, Anekantevadia, Iscadar, Supreme Libertas, Varadorn, Keenanaria, Amatca, Republic of Destiny, Grammatikk, Pepper Island Democratica Freeland Papri, Mingula, Sovereign Canada, Taynksylvakia, Arcadiom, Eastern Star, Genovio, 54e, Corporatismo, Bordebyoshstan, Kudmipz, Aintoon, Martinople, and Vectorum.

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