Location: The North Pacific

Overview • People • Government • Economy • Trend • Analysis

The Nude People's Republic of Eumbner is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Gonk with a fair hand, and renowned for its punitive income tax rates. Its compassionate, intelligent population of 3.222 billion love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it is mainly concerned with Education, although Social Equality and the Environment are secondary priorities. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Section One. The average income tax rate is 99%. The private sector is almost wholly made up of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out.

Dozens of additional foreign policy specialists have been sent to the country's WA Mission, Eumbner's children are widely acknowledged as the most foul-mouthed in the region, the tenet of free speech is held dear, and every product goes through extensive safety-testing by the government. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Eumbner's national animal is the Epistemological Mallard, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its currency is the Pie.

Eumbner is ranked 16th in The North Pacific and 567th in the world for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 317 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.

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NationStates by Max Barry, author of and