Most World Assembly Endorsements: 121st Most Pacifist: 224th Safest: 295th
The Nude People's Republic of
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The Nude People's Republic of Eumbner is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Gonk with a fair hand, and remarkable for its parental licensing program, state-planned economy, and complete lack of prisons. The compassionate, democratic, humorless population of 7.143 billion Eumbnerians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Social Policy. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Section One. The income tax rate is 100%.

The large but stagnant Eumbnerian economy, worth 172 trillion Pies a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Book Publishing industry. State-owned companies are the norm. Average income is 24,176 Pies, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation's politicians are acknowledged as the most polite in the region to the dismay of comedians everywhere, tax-payers are funding ever more extravagant movie projects, the government has declared victoria over the cheese menace, and Maxtopian tourists make expensive pilgrimages to Section One to enjoy their national art. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Eumbner's national animal is the Epistemological Mallard, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Eumbner is ranked 830th in the world and 28th in The North Pacific for Nudest, with 1,213.5 Cheeks Per Square Mile.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 121stMost Pacifist: 224thSafest: 295thHighest Average Tax Rates: 393rdMost Compassionate Citizens: 411thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 452ndMost Beautiful Environments: 542ndLongest Average Lifespans: 646thLeast Corrupt Governments: 649thLargest Governments: 673rdLowest Crime Rates: 793rdNudest: 830thSmartest Citizens: 947thHealthiest Citizens: 1,028thMost Cultured: 1,124thNicest Citizens: 1,248thTop
Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,901stMost Rebellious Youth: 3,158thMost Income Equality: 3,647thMost Inclusive: 3,921stBest Weather: 4,710thMost Scientifically Advanced: 7,446thMost Secular: 7,863rd
Most Pacifist: 13th in the regionSafest: 14th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 15th in the regionLargest Governments: 22nd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 23rd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 24th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 24th in the regionNudest: 28th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 28th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 29th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 29th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 32nd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 37th in the regionMost Cultured: 42nd in the regionNicest Citizens: 49th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 69th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 90th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 95th in the regionTop
Best Weather: 174th in the regionMost Inclusive: 212th in the regionMost Income Equality: 253rd in the regionLargest Populations: 262nd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 289th in the regionMost Secular: 410th in the regionTop
Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 920th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1,010th in the region

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