The Nude People's Republic of Eumbner is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Gonk with a fair hand, and remarkable for its irreverence towards religion, enforced nudity, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, humorless population of 6.289 billion Eumbnerians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.
It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, socially-minded, outspoken government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Social Policy. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Section One. The income tax rate is 100%.
The sizeable but stagnant Eumbnerian economy, worth 77.5 trillion Pies a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Book Publishing industry. State-owned companies are the norm. Average income is 12,329 Pies, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
A ban on unsolicited cold calling in all forms is in effect, survivors receive aid from only the most environmentally-friendly transport, an increasing percentage of the population's youth have homosexual parents, and government officials frequently cut taxes as a distraction from antics with their secretaries. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Eumbner's national animal is the Epistemological Mallard, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Most Recent Government Activity: 9 days ago
- 5 days ago: Eumbner lost the endorsement of A lost soul.
- 9 days ago: Following new legislation in Eumbner, government officials frequently cut taxes as a distraction from antics with their secretaries.
- 10 days ago: Eumbner was endorsed by The People's Republic of New Lakemba.
- 10 days ago: Eumbner was endorsed by The Free Port of Breytz.
- 10 days ago: Eumbner was endorsed by The Commonwealth of Great Brigantia.
- 12 days ago: Eumbner was endorsed by The Republic of Babelian.
- 12 days ago: Eumbner was endorsed by The Nomadic Box of Travelling Blue Box.
- 14 days ago: Eumbner was endorsed by The Republic of Nova Krakovia.
- 16 days ago: Eumbner was endorsed by The Commonwealth of Xapili.
- 16 days ago: Eumbner was endorsed by The Queendom of Amaririsu.
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