The Nude People's Republic of
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The Nude People's Republic of Eumbner is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Gonk with a fair hand, and remarkable for its state-planned economy, smutty television, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, humorless population of 5.966 billion Eumbnerians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, socially-minded, outspoken government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Social Policy. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Section One. The income tax rate is 100%.

The sizeable but stagnant Eumbnerian economy, worth 73.6 trillion Pies a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Book Publishing industry. State-owned companies are the norm. Average income is 12,338 Pies, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Euthanasia is legal, government-run screening operations remove embryos with severe genetic disorders, politicians are often found scavenging bins at night to supplement their income, and the sound of wooden legs echo throughout Eumbner after the recent introduction of the Foot Tax. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Eumbner's national animal is the Epistemological Mallard, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Eumbner is ranked 5,384th in The North Pacific and 119,044th in the world for Most Primitive, scoring -250 on the Scary Big Number Scale.

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Most Recent Government Activity: 13 days ago


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