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The Nude People's Republic of Eumbner

“On the other hand, you have different fingers.”

Category: Democratic Socialists
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Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: The North Pacific


The Nude People's Republic of Eumbner is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Gonk with an even hand, and notable for its hatred of cheese. The compassionate, intelligent population of 4.856 billion Eumbnerians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it is mainly concerned with Education, although Social Equality and the Environment are on the agenda. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Section One. The average income tax rate is 100%. The private sector is almost wholly made up of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out.

The government has instituted 'traveller reservations' across the country, prime real estate is devoted to wind farms and solar energy generators, students cut up leftover Pies during Arts and Crafts, and referenda are held for every conceivable government action. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Eumbner's national animal is the Epistemological Mallard, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its currency is the Pie.

Eumbner is ranked 4,062nd in The North Pacific and 112,166th in the world for Rudest Citizens, with -270.4 Insults Per Minute (net).

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Most Recent Government Activity: 7 days ago


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