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The Nude People's Republic of Eumbner

“On the other hand, you have different fingers.”

Category: Democratic Socialists
Civil Rights:
Below Average
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Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: The North Pacific


The Nude People's Republic of Eumbner is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Gonk with an even hand, and renowned for its prohibition of alcohol. The compassionate, intelligent population of 5.044 billion Eumbnerians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it concentrates mainly on Education, although Social Equality and the Environment are secondary priorities. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Section One. The average income tax rate is 100%. The private sector is almost wholly made up of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out.

Prenuptial contracts have replaced diamond rings in marriage proposals, divorce lawyers are found begging on the streets, government-run screening operations remove embryos with severe genetic disorders, and cars are banned from built-up areas. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Eumbner's national animal is the Epistemological Mallard, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its currency is the Pie.

Eumbner is ranked 4,418th in The North Pacific and 114,026th in the world for Shortest Average Lifespan, scoring -64 on the Bus Surprisal Index.

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