The Internationale Wants You of Eugene Pottier is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its complete lack of prisons, irreverence towards religion, and punitive income tax rates. The democratic population of 17.079 billion Comrade Members love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The large, socially-minded, outspoken government prioritizes Welfare, with Education, Healthcare, and Defense also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Internationale. The average income tax rate is 64.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but stagnant a comrade economy, worth 246 trillion sheet musics a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, broadly diversified black market in Cheese Exports, Furniture Restoration, Woodchip Exports, and Automobile Manufacturing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 14,407 sheet musics, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Eugene Pottier has designated The Internationale as its capital city. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Eugene Pottier's national animal is the kingfisher, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Eugene Pottier is ranked 81,095^th in the world and 65^th in The Internationale for Lowest Crime Rates, with 68.38 law-abiding acts per hour.