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“Feed The Children”

The People's Republic of ETHOPIA ISH is a massive, safe nation, ruled by President Shane with an iron fist, and notable for its hatred of cheese. Its compassionate population of 2.669 billion are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it concentrates mainly on Education, although Social Equality and Healthcare are secondary priorities. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sioux City. The average income tax rate is 100%. Private enterprise is illegal, but for those in the know there is a slick and highly efficient black market in Tourism.

The nation has an international reputation for compassion, political parties are banned from advertising and receiving private donations, school uniforms are compulsory, and schoolchildren have twice-weekly sex education classes. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. ETHOPIA ISH's national animal is the Corgi, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its currency is the Boxer.

ETHOPIA ISH is ranked 220th in the region and 50,947th in the world for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector.