Largest Agricultural Sector: 697th Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,068th Most Devout: 1,115th
The Impending baldness of
Father Knows Best State
Motto?!?, what motto?, we don't need a stinkin motto.
Fearless Leader
Regional Influence
Grand Exalted Cat Poo....bah
Civil Rights
Below Average
Political Freedom

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The Impending baldness of Ethel mermania is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Fearless Leader with an iron fist, and notable for its museums and concert halls, strictly enforced bedtime, and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 13.71 billion Ethel mermanians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt government is primarily concerned with Law & Order, with Environment, Education, and Public Transport also on the agenda, while Welfare and Social Policy are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Great White Way. The average income tax rate is 1.9%.

The powerhouse Ethel mermanian economy, worth a remarkable 1,593 trillion yids a year, is quite specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Furniture Restoration. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an impressive 116,205 yids, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.6 times as much as the poorest.

There has been a series of riots between local cannibals and health food advocates, many parents are becoming frustrated with their children's choices in spouses, the nation's orphanages and maternity wards have been nicknamed 'the Killbot Factories', and board shorts have replaced board rooms. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ethel mermania's national animal is the ethel merman, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is the cult of fearless leaderism.

Ethel mermania is ranked 12,350th in the world and 3rd in Snazzy for Most World Assembly Endorsements, with 2 Valid Endorsements.

Largest Agricultural Sector: 697thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,068thMost Devout: 1,115thMost Primitive: 1,287thMost Ignorant Citizens: 1,326thTop
Largest Retail Industry: 2,168thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 2,412thMost Corrupt Governments: 2,564thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 4,171stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 4,457thLargest Black Market: 4,539thHighest Economic Output: 6,119thLargest Populations: 7,271stMost Beautiful Environments: 8,372ndMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 8,530thTop
Largest Manufacturing Sector: 9,206thFattest Citizens: 9,577thLowest Crime Rates: 10,615thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 10,809thMost Advanced Public Transport: 11,656thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 12,350thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 13,173rdHighest Drug Use: 14,736thMost Cultured: 14,861st
Largest Agricultural Sector: 1st in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Primitive: 1st in the regionMost Devout: 1st in the region

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Endorsements Received: 2 » Gallade and Nanatsu no Tsuki.

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