| Category: Father Knows Best State | ||
| Civil Rights: Below Average |
Economy: Powerhouse |
Political Freedoms: Rare |
Regional Influence: Minnow
Location: the West Pacific
Overview • People • Government • Economy • Trend • Analysis
The Impending baldness of Ethel mermania is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Fearless Leader with an iron fist, and remarkable for its complete absence of social welfare. Its hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 5.949 billion are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.
It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt government stops and the rest of society begins, but it concentrates mainly on Law & Order, although Education and Public Transport are secondary priorities. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Great White Way. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 2%. A powerhouse of a private sector is dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry.
The controversial show 'Who Wants to be an Immigrant?' has become wildly popular, the alarmingly racist TV show 'Bigtopians Say the Darndest Things' is a hit, new safety regulations require all cars manufactured in Ethel mermania to be bombproof, and muscular women are banned from competing in sporting competitions. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is well under control, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ethel mermania's national animal is the ethel merman, which is also the nation's favorite main course, its national religion is the cult of fearless leaderism, and its currency is the yid.
Ethel mermania is ranked 2,592nd in the West Pacific and 70,253rd in the world for Most Extreme, scoring 16 on the Paul-Nader Subjective Decentrality Index.















National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity: 3 hours ago
- 5 hours ago: Following new legislation in
Ethel mermania, muscular women are banned from competing in sporting competitions. - 11 hours ago:
Ethel mermania lodged a message on the The West Pacific Regional Message Board. - 17 hours ago: Following new legislation in
Ethel mermania, new safety regulations require all cars manufactured in Ethel mermania to be bombproof. - 1 day 12 hours ago:
Ethel mermania lodged a message on the The West Pacific Regional Message Board. - 1 day 17 hours ago: Following new legislation in
Ethel mermania, the alarmingly racist TV show 'Bigtopians Say the Darndest Things' is a hit. - 2 days 2 hours ago:
Ethel mermania lodged a message on the The West Pacific Regional Message Board. - 2 days 10 hours ago:
Ethel mermania lodged a message on the The West Pacific Regional Message Board. - 2 days 11 hours ago:
Ethel mermania lodged a message on the The West Pacific Regional Message Board. - 2 days 17 hours ago: Following new legislation in
Ethel mermania, the controversial show 'Who Wants to be an Immigrant?' has become wildly popular. - 3 days 11 hours ago:
Ethel mermania lodged a message on the The West Pacific Regional Message Board.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 12 (
Bhang Bhang Duc,
Wickedly evil people,
ROLHEATH,
New Novak,
Delegate,
All Good People,
Yy4u,
Offshore Racing,
Darkesia,
Mean Value Theorem,
BIteland,
Archsium)







