The Cardinal Guardian Cat of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Damm the diabetes, I want chocolatety goodness
Fearless Leader
Regional Influence
Truckler
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Powerhouse
Political Freedom
Rare

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The Cardinal Guardian Cat of Ethel mermania is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Fearless Leader with an iron fist, and notable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, keen interest in outer space, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 10.125 billion Ethel mermanians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Law & Order, although Education, Public Transport, and Environment are also considered important, while Welfare and Social Policy aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Great White Way. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 22.3%.

The powerhouse Ethel mermanian economy, worth a remarkable 1,046 trillion yids a year, is quite specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Retail, and Furniture Restoration. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an impressive 103,393 yids, with the richest citizens earning 7.9 times as much as the poorest.

All transmission towers have been temporarily diverted in order to establish dialogue with a comet, Ethel mermania Barrier Island residents anxiously await their 'Bridge to Somewhere', citizens are permitted to carry concealed handguns, and main battle tanks stalk the woods of Ethel mermania in search of ethel mermen. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ethel mermania's national animal is the ethel merman, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is the cult of fearless leaderism.

Ethel mermania is ranked 5,808th in the West Pacific and 126,866th in the world for Healthiest Citizens, with -2 Standard Bananas Ingested per capita per day.

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