Largest Agricultural Sector: 641st Most Primitive: 1,051st Most Devout: 1,119th
The Impending baldness of
Father Knows Best State
Motto?!?, what motto?, we don't need a stinkin motto.
Fearless Leader
Regional Influence
Grand Exalted Cat Poo....bah
Civil Rights
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The Impending baldness of Ethel mermania is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Fearless Leader with an iron fist, and notable for its museums and concert halls, public floggings, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 13.464 billion Ethel mermanians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Law & Order, although Education, Environment, and Public Transport are also considered important, while Welfare and Social Policy are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Great White Way. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 1.8%.

The thriving Ethel mermanian economy, worth a remarkable 1,458 trillion yids a year, is quite specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Furniture Restoration. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an impressive 108,335 yids, with the richest citizens earning 5.9 times as much as the poorest.

Graffiti artists spend lengthy periods of time in jail, motorists must pay to enter inner-cities during peak hours, citizens are enjoying a recent large cut in taxes, and truncheon-mounted cameras record the beating of criminals in dynamic HD detail. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Ethel mermania's national animal is the ethel merman, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is the cult of fearless leaderism.

Ethel mermania is ranked 78,432nd in the world and 8th in Snazzy for Highest Workforce Participation Rate, with 70.05 Workforce Participation Rate.

Largest Agricultural Sector: 641stMost Primitive: 1,051stMost Devout: 1,119thMost Ignorant Citizens: 1,259thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,514thTop
Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 2,332ndMost Corrupt Governments: 2,458thLargest Retail Industry: 2,748thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 4,112thLargest Black Market: 4,750thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 4,925thHighest Economic Output: 6,771stLargest Populations: 7,405thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 8,258thFattest Citizens: 8,301stMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 8,435thMost Beautiful Environments: 8,547thTop
Lowest Crime Rates: 11,255thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 11,612thMost Advanced Public Transport: 13,913thHighest Drug Use: 14,500thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 14,604thBest Weather: 14,636thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 15,244th
Largest Agricultural Sector: 1st in the regionMost Primitive: 1st in the regionMost Devout: 1st in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 1st in the region

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