Largest Agricultural Sector: 648th Most Primitive: 1,072nd Most Devout: 1,127th
The Impending baldness of
Father Knows Best State
Motto?!?, what motto?, we don't need a stinkin motto.
Regional Influence
Grand Exalted Cat Poo....bah
Civil Rights
Below Average
Political Freedom

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The Impending baldness of Ethel mermania is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Fearless Leader with an iron fist, and notable for its smutty television, anti-smoking policies, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 13.295 billion Ethel mermanians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt government is primarily concerned with Law & Order, with Education, Environment, and Public Transport also on the agenda, while Welfare and Social Policy receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Great White Way. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 1.8%.

The thriving Ethel mermanian economy, worth a remarkable 1,446 trillion yids a year, is quite specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Furniture Restoration. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an impressive 108,770 yids, with the richest citizens earning 5.8 times as much as the poorest.

Bombs are permitted on planes for the 'security of the passengers', the giant 80-storey carving of Fearless Leader in Mount Rushless can be seen from space, the national sporting identity is represented by a talking burger and a singing smartphone, and it is a crime to operate a combine harvester while intoxicated. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ethel mermania's national animal is the ethel merman, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is the cult of fearless leaderism.

Ethel mermania is ranked 114,727th in the world and 6th in Snazzy for Highest Unexpected Death Rate, scoring 37.48 on the Bus Surprisal Index.

Largest Agricultural Sector: 648thMost Primitive: 1,072ndMost Devout: 1,127thMost Ignorant Citizens: 1,390thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,484thTop
Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 2,305thLargest Retail Industry: 2,387thMost Corrupt Governments: 2,515thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3,903rdLargest Black Market: 4,749thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 5,407thHighest Economic Output: 6,758thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 7,238thLargest Populations: 7,408thTop
Largest Manufacturing Sector: 7,937thMost Beautiful Environments: 9,701stFattest Citizens: 10,944thLowest Crime Rates: 11,777thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 12,557thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 13,185th
Largest Agricultural Sector: 1st in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Primitive: 1st in the regionMost Conservative: 1st in the regionMost Devout: 1st in the region

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