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The Cardinal Guardian Fang of Ethel mermania

“Damm the diabetes, I want chocolatety goodness”

Category: Moralistic Democracy
Civil Rights:
Some
Economy:
Thriving
Political Freedoms:
Some

Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: the West Pacific

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The Cardinal Guardian Fang of Ethel mermania is a colossal, devout nation, ruled by Fearless Leader with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 8.93 billion Ethel mermanians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt government stops and the rest of society begins, but it is mainly concerned with Law & Order, although Education and Public Transport are on the agenda. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Great White Way. The average income tax rate is 10%. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, followed by Retail and Beef-Based Agriculture.

People choose marriage partners by buying a lottery ticket, there has been a series of riots between local cannibals and health food advocates, waste is frequently shipped to other countries, and new safety regulations require all cars manufactured in Ethel mermania to be bombproof. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ethel mermania's national animal is the ethel merman, which is also the nation's favorite main course, its national religion is the cult of fearless leaderism, and its currency is the yid.

Ethel mermania is ranked 4,117th in the West Pacific and 111,961st in the world for Most Godforsaken, with -98 Dawkins.

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