The Impending baldness of
Father Knows Best State
There is no motto
Fearless Leader
Regional Influence
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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The Impending baldness of Ethel mermania is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Fearless Leader with an iron fist, and notable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, ubiquitous missile silos, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 10.576 billion Ethel mermanians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Law & Order, with Education, Public Transport, and Environment also on the agenda, while Welfare and Social Policy receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Great White Way. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 24.0%.

The powerhouse Ethel mermanian economy, worth a remarkable 1,110 trillion yids a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Retail, and Furniture Restoration. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an impressive 104,964 yids, with the richest citizens earning 5.6 times as much as the poorest.

X-Files ratings have hit an all-time low, houses and businesses are bulldozed to make way for ever-expanding cemeteries, there has been a series of riots between local cannibals and health food advocates, and atheists are heavily taxed. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ethel mermania's national animal is the ethel merman, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is the cult of fearless leaderism.

Ethel mermania is ranked 4,839th in the West Pacific and 115,363rd in the world for Highest Average Tax Rates, scoring -2 on the Inverse Hayek Index.

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