The Impending baldness of
Father Knows Best State
There is no motto
Fearless Leader
Regional Influence
Minnow
Region
Civil Rights
Below Average
Economy
Powerhouse
Political Freedom
Rare

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The Impending baldness of Ethel mermania is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Fearless Leader with an iron fist, and remarkable for its unlimited-speed roads, ubiquitous missile silos, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 10.954 billion Ethel mermanians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Law & Order, although Education, Environment, and Public Transport are also considered important, while Welfare and Social Policy receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Great White Way. The average income tax rate is 24.1%.

The powerhouse Ethel mermanian economy, worth a remarkable 1,214 trillion yids a year, is quite specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Retail, and Furniture Restoration. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an impressive 110,882 yids, with the richest citizens earning 5.4 times as much as the poorest.

All footpaths have tollbooths, the space program has been scrapped in order to focus on more terrestrial pursuits, organ donation rates have hit a new low, and the nation's first space rocket -- sponsored by Pepsi and shaped like an enormous soda bottle -- is being developed. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ethel mermania's national animal is the ethel merman, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is the cult of fearless leaderism.

Ethel mermania is ranked 7th in Snazzy and 98,847th in the world for Most Extreme, scoring 12 on the Paul-Nader Subjective Decentrality Index.

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