Largest Agricultural Sector: 671st Most Primitive: 1,113th Most Devout: 1,114th
The Impending baldness of
Father Knows Best State
Motto?!?, what motto?, we don't need a stinkin motto.
Regional Influence
Grand Exalted Cat Poo....bah
Civil Rights
Very Strong
Political Freedom

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The Impending baldness of Ethel mermania is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Fearless Leader with an iron fist, and notable for its unlimited-speed roads, strictly enforced bedtime, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 12.945 billion Ethel mermanians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Law & Order, with Education, Environment, and Public Transport also on the agenda, while Welfare and Social Policy are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Great White Way. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 1.8%.

The very strong Ethel mermanian economy, worth a remarkable 1,317 trillion yids a year, is quite specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Retail, and Furniture Restoration. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an impressive 101,757 yids, with the richest citizens earning 5.4 times as much as the poorest.

Research into 'designer babies' is banned, weird or unusual crimes merit cruel and unusual punishments, the government is outsourcing itself, and nudity is frowned upon. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Ethel mermania's national animal is the ethel merman, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is the cult of fearless leaderism.

Ethel mermania is ranked 36,932nd in the world and 3rd in Snazzy for Most Authoritarian, with 0.91 Stalins.

Largest Agricultural Sector: 671stMost Primitive: 1,113thMost Devout: 1,114thMost Ignorant Citizens: 1,370thTop
Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,864thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 2,402ndMost Corrupt Governments: 2,536thLargest Retail Industry: 3,668thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 4,493rdLargest Black Market: 4,625thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 5,826thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 6,131stHighest Economic Output: 7,361stLargest Populations: 7,506thTop
Largest Manufacturing Sector: 9,058thFattest Citizens: 9,069thMost Beautiful Environments: 9,110thLowest Crime Rates: 11,525thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 15,026thLargest Gambling Industry: 16,623rd
Most Primitive: 1st in the regionMost Devout: 1st in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 1st in the region

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