Largest Agricultural Sector: 758th Most Primitive: 1,110th Most Devout: 1,145th
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Motto?!?, what motto?, we don't need a stinkin motto.
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The Impending baldness of Ethel mermania is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Fearless Leader with an iron fist, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 13.094 billion Ethel mermanians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Law & Order, although Education, Environment, and Public Transport are also considered important, while Welfare and Social Policy are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Great White Way. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 1.8%.

The thriving Ethel mermanian economy, worth a remarkable 1,397 trillion yids a year, is quite specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Furniture Restoration. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an impressive 106,750 yids, with the richest citizens earning 6.0 times as much as the poorest.

Atheists are heavily taxed, one-stop superstores divide and conquer family businesses, organised sports are frowned upon as frivolous, and politicians accepting drinks in bars are executed for taking bribes. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Ethel mermania's national animal is the ethel merman, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is the cult of fearless leaderism.

Ethel mermania is ranked 41,411th in the world and 9th in Snazzy for Highest Poor Incomes, with 40,540.48 Standard Monetary Units.

Largest Agricultural Sector: 758thMost Primitive: 1,110thMost Devout: 1,145thMost Ignorant Citizens: 1,334thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,470thTop
Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 2,397thMost Corrupt Governments: 2,458thLargest Retail Industry: 2,685thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 4,201stLargest Black Market: 4,857thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 5,401stHighest Economic Output: 6,971stLargest Populations: 7,524thTop
Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 8,238thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 8,521stMost Beautiful Environments: 9,226thLowest Crime Rates: 11,880thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 12,734thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 13,291stFattest Citizens: 14,514thBest Weather: 15,552nd
Most Primitive: 1st in the regionMost Devout: 1st in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 1st in the region

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