Largest Agricultural Sector: 521st Most Devout: 938th Most Primitive: 1,139th
The Impending baldness of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Motto?!?, what motto?, we don't need a stinkin motto.
Regional Influence
Grand Exalted Cat Poo....bah
Civil Rights
Very Strong
Political Freedom

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The Impending baldness of Ethel mermania is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Fearless Leader with an iron fist, and notable for its deadly medical pandemics, unlimited-speed roads, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 12.403 billion Ethel mermanians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, corrupt government prioritizes Law & Order, although Education, Public Transport, and Environment are also considered important, while Welfare and Social Policy aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Great White Way. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 1.6%.

The very strong Ethel mermanian economy, worth a remarkable 1,238 trillion yids a year, is quite specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Furniture Restoration, and Retail. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is 99,857 yids, with the richest citizens earning 5.8 times as much as the poorest.

The Ethel mermania Automotive Racing Series draws millions of spectators annually while those near the tracks complain about the noise, students who refuse to pray are expelled from school, oracles predict landslide victories for Fearless Leader for the next 50 years, and the government has cut its subsidies for all special interest groups. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Ethel mermania's national animal is the ethel merman, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is the cult of fearless leaderism.

Ethel mermania is ranked 1,343rd in the world and 1st in Snazzy for Most Ignorant Citizens, with 61.93 Missed References Per Hour.

Largest Agricultural Sector: 521stMost Devout: 938thMost Primitive: 1,139thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,332ndMost Ignorant Citizens: 1,343rdTop
Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 2,064thMost Corrupt Governments: 2,631stLargest Black Market: 4,627thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 4,792ndLargest Retail Industry: 6,044thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 7,263rdHighest Economic Output: 7,529thLargest Populations: 7,831stMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 8,338thMost Beautiful Environments: 8,819thTop
Largest Manufacturing Sector: 9,962ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 12,044thLowest Crime Rates: 12,424thFattest Citizens: 14,943rdLargest Gambling Industry: 17,110thMost Cultured: 17,341st
Most Primitive: 1st in the regionMost Conservative: 1st in the regionMost Devout: 1st in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 1st in the region

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