The Impending baldness of
Father Knows Best State
Motto?!?, what motto?, we don't need a stinkin motto.
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Ambassador
Grand Exalted Cat Poo....bah
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Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Powerhouse
Political Freedom
Rare

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The Impending baldness of Ethel mermania is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Fearless Leader with an iron fist, and renowned for its public floggings, unlimited-speed roads, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 11.904 billion Ethel mermanians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Law & Order, with Education, Environment, and Public Transport also on the agenda, while Welfare and Social Policy are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Great White Way. The average income tax rate is 8.4%.

The powerhouse Ethel mermanian economy, worth a remarkable 1,355 trillion yids a year, is quite specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Furniture Restoration, and Retail. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an impressive 113,843 yids, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.4 times as much as the poorest.

Airport security is provided by private companies, thousands of former welfare recipients are in a revolutionary uproar as the rest of society is enjoying a hefty tax break, discrimination on the basis of sexual orientation is illegal, and corporate lawyers are joyfully combing through the new tax code for any new loopholes for their clients. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ethel mermania's national animal is the ethel merman, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is the cult of fearless leaderism.

Ethel mermania is ranked 13th in Snazzy and 140,256th in the world for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring -89 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.

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