Largest Agricultural Sector: 625th Most Devout: 1,024th Most Primitive: 1,087th
The Impending baldness of
Father Knows Best State
Motto?!?, what motto?, we don't need a stinkin motto.
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The Impending baldness of Ethel mermania is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Fearless Leader with an iron fist, and renowned for its deadly medical pandemics, unlimited-speed roads, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 12.747 billion Ethel mermanians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Law & Order, with Education, Environment, and Public Transport also on the agenda, while Welfare and Social Policy are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Great White Way. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 1.8%.

The very strong Ethel mermanian economy, worth a remarkable 1,324 trillion yids a year, is quite specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Retail, and Furniture Restoration. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an impressive 103,876 yids, with the richest citizens earning 5.4 times as much as the poorest.

Jury selection begins with explaining what a jury is, possession of tomato seeds with intent to garden is a criminal offence, the tax agency is feared more than serial killers and terrorists, and stray cats threaten the fledgling avian-based internet. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ethel mermania's national animal is the ethel merman, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is the cult of fearless leaderism.

Ethel mermania is ranked 4,544th in the world and 2nd in Snazzy for Largest Black Market, with 98.7 trillion Standard Monetary Units.

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Largest Agricultural Sector: 625thMost Devout: 1,024thMost Primitive: 1,087thMost Ignorant Citizens: 1,360thTop
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Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,772ndLowest Overall Tax Burden: 2,312thMost Corrupt Governments: 2,678thLargest Retail Industry: 3,457thLargest Black Market: 4,544thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 5,175thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 6,413thHighest Economic Output: 7,207thTop
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Largest Populations: 7,659thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 8,429thMost Beautiful Environments: 9,452ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 10,080thLowest Crime Rates: 11,192ndFattest Citizens: 11,774thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 12,258th
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Most Primitive: 1st in the regionMost Devout: 1st in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 1st in the region

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