The Cardinal Guardian Cat of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Damm the diabetes, I want chocolatety goodness
Fearless Leader
Regional Influence
Truckler
Civil Rights
Few
Economy
Thriving
Political Freedom
Rare

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The Cardinal Guardian Cat of Ethel mermania is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Fearless Leader with an iron fist, and renowned for its unlimited-speed roads, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 10.011 billion Ethel mermanians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Law & Order, with Education, Environment, and Public Transport also on the agenda, while Welfare and Social Policy are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Great White Way. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 28.6%.

The thriving Ethel mermanian economy, worth 958 trillion yids a year, is quite specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Furniture Restoration, and Retail. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is 95,735 yids, with the richest citizens earning 6.8 times as much as the poorest.

A crusade against barbaric religious practices has begun, people can often be seen driving to work in war-surplus tanks, political activists are routinely executed, and oil executives can be seen reluctantly cleaning oil-soaked birds. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ethel mermania's national animal is the ethel merman, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is the cult of fearless leaderism.

Ethel mermania is ranked 4,691st in the West Pacific and 79,518th in the world for Most Popular Tourist Destinations, with 1.079 Net Tourists per hour.

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Most Recent Government Activity: 10 hours ago

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