The Cardinal Guardian Cat of Ethel mermania is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Fearless Leader with an iron fist, and renowned for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, sprawling nuclear power plants, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 9.822 billion Ethel mermanians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The large, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Law & Order, although Education, Public Transport, and Environment are also considered important, while Welfare and Social Policy aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Great White Way. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 25.3%.
The thriving Ethel mermanian economy, worth 904 trillion yids a year, is quite specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Retail, and Furniture Restoration. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is 92,073 yids, with the richest citizens earning 7.3 times as much as the poorest.
The nation refuses to discard its increasingly useless penny, administrative districts are increasingly defined by their taste in housing architecture, speaking out against the government is punishable by flogging, and the government is engaging in an agricultural trade war with Maxtopia. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ethel mermania's national animal is the ethel merman, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is the cult of fearless leaderism.
Most Recent Government Activity: 4 hours ago
- 8 hours ago: Following new legislation in Ethel mermania, the government is engaging in an agricultural trade war with Maxtopia.
- 8 hours ago: Following new legislation in Ethel mermania, speaking out against the government is punishable by flogging.
- 8 hours ago: Following new legislation in Ethel mermania, administrative districts are increasingly defined by their taste in housing architecture.
- 14 hours ago: Ethel mermania was endorsed by The Empire of Roma-Carthago.
- 15 hours ago: Ethel mermania lodged a message on the The West Pacific Regional Message Board.
- 18 hours ago: Ethel mermania was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Primitive.
- 19 hours ago: Ethel mermania was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Most Primitive.
- 20 hours ago: Ethel mermania was endorsed by The Rogue Nation of The Lang Zone.
- 22 hours ago: Ethel mermania endorsed The Quobadzi Republic of East Olympia.
- 1 day 9 hours ago: Ethel mermania was endorsed by The Quobadzi Republic of East Olympia.
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