The Cardinal Guardian Cat of
Father Knows Best State
Damm the diabetes, I want chocolatety goodness
Fearless Leader
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Political Freedom

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The Cardinal Guardian Cat of Ethel mermania is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Fearless Leader with an iron fist, and remarkable for its frequent executions, unlimited-speed roads, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 10.366 billion Ethel mermanians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Law & Order, although Education, Public Transport, and Environment are also considered important, while Welfare and Social Policy are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Great White Way. The average income tax rate is 28.2%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Ethel mermanian economy, worth a remarkable 1,112 trillion yids a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Retail, and Furniture Restoration. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 107,309 yids, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.8 times as much as the poorest.

The nation is ravaged by daily union strikes, only the rich can afford the latest medical innovations, it is a crime to operate a combine harvester while intoxicated, and all news sources are under strict government control. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ethel mermania's national animal is the ethel merman, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is the cult of fearless leaderism.

Ethel mermania is ranked 6,456th in the West Pacific and 141,607th in the world for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring -58 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.

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