Largest Agricultural Sector: 777th Most Devout: 972nd Most Primitive: 1,202nd
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Motto?!?, what motto?, we don't need a stinkin motto.
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The Impending baldness of Ethel mermania is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Fearless Leader with an iron fist, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, sprawling nuclear power plants, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 12.571 billion Ethel mermanians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Law & Order, with Education, Environment, and Public Transport also on the agenda, while Welfare and Social Policy are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Great White Way. The average income tax rate is 1.7%.

The strong Ethel mermanian economy, worth a remarkable 1,247 trillion yids a year, is quite specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Furniture Restoration, and Retail. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is 99,237 yids, with the richest citizens earning 5.3 times as much as the poorest.

Chalkboards are replaced with billboards in the classroom, a government program is underway to revitalize Ethel mermania's beaches, the most popular WhoTube videos are ones featuring parodies of iconic songs, and the government blames all suspicious phenomena on flying saucers. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ethel mermania's national animal is the ethel merman, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is the cult of fearless leaderism.

Ethel mermania is ranked 102,218th in the world and 12th in Snazzy for Highest Drug Use, scoring 58.8 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.

Largest Agricultural Sector: 777thMost Devout: 972ndMost Primitive: 1,202ndMost Ignorant Citizens: 1,356thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,541stTop
Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 2,212thMost Corrupt Governments: 2,609thLargest Black Market: 4,448thLargest Retail Industry: 4,773rdLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 5,718thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 7,551stHighest Economic Output: 7,607thLargest Populations: 7,739thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 8,173rdMost Beautiful Environments: 8,304thTop
Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 11,364thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 11,451stLowest Crime Rates: 12,112thFattest Citizens: 16,033rdBest Weather: 17,062nd
Most Primitive: 1st in the regionMost Devout: 1st in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 1st in the region

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