The Cardinal Guardian Cat of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Damm the diabetes, I want chocolatety goodness
Fearless Leader
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Political Freedom

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The Cardinal Guardian Cat of Ethel mermania is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Fearless Leader with an iron fist, and renowned for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, sprawling nuclear power plants, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 9.822 billion Ethel mermanians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Law & Order, although Education, Public Transport, and Environment are also considered important, while Welfare and Social Policy aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Great White Way. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 25.3%.

The thriving Ethel mermanian economy, worth 904 trillion yids a year, is quite specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Retail, and Furniture Restoration. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is 92,073 yids, with the richest citizens earning 7.3 times as much as the poorest.

The nation refuses to discard its increasingly useless penny, administrative districts are increasingly defined by their taste in housing architecture, speaking out against the government is punishable by flogging, and the government is engaging in an agricultural trade war with Maxtopia. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ethel mermania's national animal is the ethel merman, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is the cult of fearless leaderism.

Ethel mermania is ranked 218th in the West Pacific and 8,890th in the world for Most Primitive, scoring 52 on the Scary Big Number Scale.

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