Largest Welfare Programs: 2,295th Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 2,530th Most Advanced Public Education: 2,554th
The Republic of
Left-wing Utopia
Yes, im a fracking hero
Regional Influence
Nipper
Region
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Thriving
Political Freedom
Superb

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The Republic of Essenhorn is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by William Adama with a fair hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, keen interest in outer space, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 7.331 billion Essenhornians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked morass — prioritizes Education, although Environment, Welfare, and Healthcare are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Essenhorn City. The average income tax rate is 97.4%.

The thriving Essenhornian economy, worth 830 trillion creds a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 113,279 creds, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Prenuptial contracts have replaced diamond rings in marriage proposals, discarded pennies litter the streets, rioting during the nation's hosting of ORDER caused one million creds of property damage, and the government is spending millions on renovating the public transportation system. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Essenhorn's national animal is the chimp, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Essenhorn is ranked 4,421st in the world and 148th in Balder for Longest Average Lifespans, with 90.04 Years.

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Largest Welfare Programs: 2,295thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2,530thMost Advanced Public Education: 2,554thHighest Average Tax Rates: 2,555thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,886thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 3,272ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 3,453rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 4,154thMost Beautiful Environments: 4,207thMost Rebellious Youth: 4,276thSmartest Citizens: 4,299thLargest Governments: 4,389thLongest Average Lifespans: 4,421stMost Cultured: 5,270thSafest: 5,355thLargest Publishing Industry: 5,619thHealthiest Citizens: 6,010thMost Pacifist: 6,417thLeast Corrupt Governments: 6,486thHighest Poor Incomes: 6,726thLowest Crime Rates: 6,945thMost Compassionate Citizens: 8,666thTop
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Best Weather: 9,432ndMost Subsidized Industry: 10,801stNicest Citizens: 10,942ndMost Developed: 10,981stNudest: 11,690thHighest Economic Output: 12,263rdMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 14,832ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 15,616thMost Scientifically Advanced: 16,914thMost Income Equality: 16,987th
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Largest Welfare Programs: 63rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 84th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 85th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 96th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 110th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 116th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 128th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 148th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 154th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 155th in the regionLargest Governments: 168th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 177th in the regionMost Cultured: 199th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 207th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 207th in the regionSafest: 227th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 231st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 233rd in the regionTop
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Least Corrupt Governments: 255th in the regionMost Pacifist: 263rd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 295th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 312th in the regionMost Developed: 363rd in the regionBest Weather: 407th in the regionNicest Citizens: 417th in the regionMost Income Equality: 426th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 431st in the regionNudest: 474th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Essenhorn was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Populations.
  • : Essenhorn's influence in Balder rose from "Newcomer" to "Nipper".
  • : Essenhorn's influence in Balder rose from "Hatchling" to "Newcomer".
  • : Essenhorn's influence in Balder rose from "Unproven" to "Hatchling".
  • : Essenhorn was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Beautiful Environments, Most Eco-Friendly Governments, Longest Average Lifespans, Most Cultured, and Largest Governments.
  • : Essenhorn's influence in Balder rose from "Zero" to "Unproven".
  • : Following new legislation in Essenhorn, the government is spending millions on renovating the public transportation system.
  • : Following new legislation in Essenhorn, rioting during the nation's hosting of ORDER caused one million creds of property damage.
  • : Essenhorn was reclassified from "Scandinavian Liberal Paradise" to "Left-wing Utopia".
  • : Following new legislation in Essenhorn, discarded pennies litter the streets.

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