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The funhouse of Esselldee

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Category: Left-wing Utopia
Civil Rights:
Excellent
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Superb

Regional Influence: Contender

Location: Canada

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The funhouse of Esselldee is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Esselldee with a fair hand, and remarkable for its hatred of cheese. Its hard-nosed, intelligent population of 17.638 billion are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whoever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of the Environment, Education, and Law & Order. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Esselldee City. The average income tax rate is 99%. The private sector is almost wholly made up of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out.

Nauga is one of the most popular forenames in Esselldee, the latest Harry Potter book is a bestseller, Members of Parliament are often found living in cardboard boxes, and crime is on the rise as DNA sampling has been all but outlawed. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Esselldee's national animal is the nauga, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its currency is the dineroo.

Esselldee is ranked 170th in Canada and 101,294th in the world for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -14 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.

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