NationStates | The funhouse of Esselldee

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Category: Left-wing Utopia
Civil Rights: Excellent	Economy: Frightening	Political Freedoms: Superb

Regional Influence: Contender

Location: Canada

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The funhouse of Esselldee is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Esselldee with a fair hand, and remarkable for its hatred of cheese. Its hard-nosed, intelligent population of 17.638 billion are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whoever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of the Environment, Education, and Law & Order. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Esselldee City. The average income tax rate is 99%. The private sector is almost wholly made up of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out.

Nauga is one of the most popular forenames in Esselldee, the latest Harry Potter book is a bestseller, Members of Parliament are often found living in cardboard boxes, and crime is on the rise as DNA sampling has been all but outlawed. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Esselldee's national animal is the nauga, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its currency is the dineroo.

Esselldee is ranked 170th in Canada and 101,294th in the world for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -14 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.

Easter Egg #1 in Canada for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens Top 1% of the world for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens Top 1% of the world for Most Subsidized Industry Top 5% of Canada for Most Subsidized Industry Top 1% of the world for Most Cultured Top 5% of Canada for Most Cultured Top 1% of the world for Most Eco-Friendly Governments Top 5% of Canada for Most Eco-Friendly Governments Top 1% of the world for Fastest-Growing Economies Top 5% of Canada for Fastest-Growing Economies Top 10% of the world for Lowest Unemployment Rates Top 1% of the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements Top 5% of Canada for Most World Assembly Endorsements #1 in Canada for Most Beautiful Environments Top 1% of the world for Most Beautiful Environments Top 5% of the world for Most Godforsaken Top 10% of Canada for Largest Public Sector Top 5% of the world for Largest Public Sector Top 5% of the world for Most Dedicated Public Healthcare Top 1% of the world for Healthiest Citizens Top 5% of Canada for Healthiest Citizens Top 10% of Canada for Highest Average Tax Rates Top 5% of the world for Highest Average Tax Rates Top 1% of the world for Most Influential Top 5% of Canada for Most Influential Top 1% of the world for Longest Average Lifespans Top 5% of Canada for Longest Average Lifespans Top 10% of the world for Lowest Crime Rates Top 1% of the world for Most Pacifist Top 5% of Canada for Most Pacifist Top 5% of the world for Highest Police Ratios Top 5% of Canada for Largest Populations Top 5% of the world for Largest Populations Top 10% of Canada for Largest Public Transport Department Top 1% of the world for Most Rebellious Youth Top 5% of Canada for Most Rebellious Youth Top 10% of Canada for Rudest Citizens Top 5% of the world for Rudest Citizens Top 5% of the world for Safest Top 10% of Canada for Smartest Citizens Top 1% of the world for Smartest Citizens #1 in Canada for Most Popular Tourist Destinations Top 1% of the world for Most Popular Tourist Destinations Top 1% of the world for Best Weather Top 5% of Canada for Best Weather

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 3 hours ago

1 day 7 hours ago: Esselldee was reclassified from "Liberal Democratic Socialists" to "Left-wing Utopia".
1 day 7 hours ago: Following new legislation in Esselldee, crime is on the rise as DNA sampling has been all but outlawed.
1 day 19 hours ago: Esselldee was reclassified from "New York Times Democracy" to "Liberal Democratic Socialists".
1 day 19 hours ago: Following new legislation in Esselldee, Members of Parliament are often found living in cardboard boxes.
2 days 5 hours ago: Esselldee endorsed The Matriarchy of HerrrrpieDerp.
3 days 7 hours ago: Following new legislation in Esselldee, the latest Harry Potter book is a bestseller.
3 days 7 hours ago: Esselldee lodged a message on the Canada Regional Message Board.
3 days 19 hours ago: Following new legislation in Esselldee, Nauga is one of the most popular forenames in Esselldee.
4 days ago: Esselldee lodged a message on the Canada Regional Message Board.
4 days ago: Esselldee endorsed The Community of Afterfostercare.

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World Assembly

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