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The Funhouse of Esselldee

“K.I.S.S.”

Category: Liberal Democratic Socialists
Civil Rights:
Excellent
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Excessive

Regional Influence: Instigator

Location: Canada

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The Funhouse of Esselldee is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Esselldee with a fair hand, and remarkable for its complete lack of prisons. Its hard-nosed, intelligent population of 21.811 billion love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, the Environment, and Public Transport. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Esselldee City. The average income tax rate is 100%. The private sector is almost wholly made up of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out.

The nation leads Canada in per capita stalking, organised sports are frowned upon as frivolous, Coco the Clown has been elected to the nation's parliament, and vitriolic divorce proceedings have become prime-time television. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Esselldee's national animal is the nauga, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its currency is the dineroo.

Esselldee is ranked 170th in Canada and 122,425th in the world for Largest Agricultural Sector, scoring -19 on the Mu-Bah-Daggs Productivity Index.

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