The Democratic Republic of
Civil Rights Lovefest
Freedom Justice Order
Regional Influence
Minnow
Civil Rights
Excessive
Economy
Thriving
Political Freedom
Widely Abused

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The Democratic Republic of Esperanceland is a colossal, cultured nation, renowned for its ritual sacrifices, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, democratic, devout population of 7.526 billion Esperancelandians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, liberal, outspoken government is effectively ruled by the Department of Education, with Healthcare and Environment also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Defense are ignored. The average income tax rate is 8.3%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Esperancelandian economy, worth 715 trillion Dollars a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 95,025 Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Students are known to arrive at school in their pyjamas, public footpaths are being slowly eroded by the burgeoning number of ramblers, citizens are enjoying a recent large cut in taxes, and embarrassed police officers wear spandex and carry net guns. Crime, especially youth-related, is a major problem, probably because of the absence of a police force. Esperanceland's national animal is the Dove, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Esperanceland is ranked 4,558th in the South Pacific and 112,524th in the world for Most Primitive, scoring -168 on the Scary Big Number Scale.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 12 minutes ago

  • 17 hours ago: Following new legislation in Esperanceland, embarrassed police officers wear spandex and carry net guns.
  • 2 days 8 hours ago: Esperanceland was endorsed by The Undead Holy Blue Zombie of SJS Republic.
  • 2 days 17 hours ago: Following new legislation in Esperanceland, citizens are enjoying a recent large cut in taxes.
  • 3 days 5 hours ago: Following new legislation in Esperanceland, public footpaths are being slowly eroded by the burgeoning number of ramblers.
  • 3 days 17 hours ago: Following new legislation in Esperanceland, students are known to arrive at school in their pyjamas.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Esperanceland, the tenet of free speech is held dear.
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in Esperanceland, Esperanceland's children are widely acknowledged as the most foul-mouthed in the region.
  • 6 days ago: Following new legislation in Esperanceland, 'A is for Annulment' is a popular children's song.
  • 6 days ago: Following new legislation in Esperanceland, Max Barry is this year's Miss Esperanceland.
  • 6 days ago: Following new legislation in Esperanceland, leather-clad individuals can be seen walking their slaves in public parks.

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