Population | 4.46 billion |
Capital | Decede |
Leader | Fwyais Cir Fwy |
Currency | Feste |
Animal | Lion |
The Bulecemulfwycsla of Esheaux is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Fwyais Cir Fwy with a fair hand, and remarkable for its ritual sacrifices, unlimited-speed roads, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 4.46 billion balEsheaux hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.
The relatively small, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Decede. The average income tax rate is 26.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient balEsheaux economy, worth 496 trillion Festes a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 111,395 Festes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.
Nervous homeowners have been blamed for rising death rates amongst carol singers and locksmiths, government officials are held to the highest standard of morality, students cut up leftover Festes during Arts and Crafts, and movies and computer games are strictly censored for violence. Crime is relatively low. Esheaux's national animal is the Lion, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.
Esheaux is ranked 282,820th in the world and 9,729th in Balder for Most Stationary, with 5.4822187136 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Esheaux's influence in Balder rose from "Unproven" to "Hatchling".
- : Esheaux's influence in Balder rose from "Zero" to "Unproven".
- : Esheaux was refounded in Balder.
- : Esheaux ceased to exist in Osiris.
- : Esheaux was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Developed.
- : Esheaux was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Publishing Industry.
- : Esheaux was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Developed.
- : Esheaux was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Publishing Industry and the Top 10% for Most Developed.
- : Esheaux's influence in Osiris rose from "Hatchling" to "Newcomer".
- : Esheaux's influence in Osiris rose from "Unproven" to "Hatchling".