The Great and Bestestest Duchy of
Father Knows Best State
Potestatem obscuri lateris nescitis
Regional Influence
Hermit
Founder
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Thriving
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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The Great and Bestestest Duchy of Escyland is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by The Great Duke Ulol with an iron fist, and renowned for its enslaved workforce, ban on automobiles, and flagrant waste-dumping. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 24.556 billion Escylonians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Escylonia. The average income tax rate is 98.5%.

The thriving Escylandian economy, worth a remarkable 8,096 trillion Muffins a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Beef-Based Agriculture, Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an amazing 329,707 Muffins, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,081,246 per year while the poor average 75,455, a ratio of 14.3 to 1.

The commercialisation of highly deadly weapons has instilled Escyland with a very polite populace, murderers frequently escape punishment by claiming they were protecting their honour, the nation is committed to nuclear rearmament, and officer recruitment and police brutality have reached an all-time high. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Escyland's national animal is the Blast ended Screwt, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Ulnogstic.

Escyland is ranked 1st in The Hidden Mountains and 60,146th in the world for Most Extreme, scoring 19 on the Paul-Nader Subjective Decentrality Index.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Escyland, officer recruitment and police brutality have reached an all-time high.
  • : Following new legislation in Escyland, the nation is committed to nuclear rearmament.
  • : Following new legislation in Escyland, murderers frequently escape punishment by claiming they were protecting their honour.
  • : Escyland was reclassified from "Iron Fist Consumerists" to "Father Knows Best State".
  • : Following new legislation in Escyland, the commercialisation of highly deadly weapons has instilled Escyland with a very polite populace.
  • : Escyland was reclassified from "Father Knows Best State" to "Iron Fist Consumerists".
  • : Following new legislation in Escyland, all artwork is carefully screened for offensive material.
  • : Following new legislation in Escyland, the military patrols the streets in search of possible secessionists.
  • : Escyland voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Explosive Remnants of War".
  • : Following new legislation in Escyland, young children are regularly seen wagering pocket money at blackjack tables.

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