The Great and Bestestest Duchy of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Potestatem obscuri lateris nescitis
Regional Influence
Hermit
Civil Rights
Rare
Economy
Strong
Political Freedom
Rare

Overview People Government Economy Trend Analysis

The Great and Bestestest Duchy of Escyland is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by The Great Duke Ulol with an iron fist, and notable for its frequent executions, smutty television, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 22.632 billion Escylonians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Escylonia. The average income tax rate is 97.7%.

The strong Escylandian economy, worth a remarkable 6,391 trillion Muffins a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 282,399 Muffins, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 983,986 per year while the poor average 59,008, a ratio of 16.7 to 1.

The nation's secret service is so secret that nobody knows if it has one, the sound of wooden legs echo throughout Escyland after the recent introduction of the Foot Tax, cremation is compulsory for the deceased, and the government is engaging in an agricultural trade war with Maxtopia. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Escyland's national animal is the Blast ended Screwt, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Ulnogstic.

Escyland is ranked 1st in The Hidden Mountains and 5,938th in the world for Most Popular Tourist Destinations, with 56.519 Net Tourists per hour.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 2 hours ago

  • 22 hours ago: Following new legislation in Escyland, the government is engaging in an agricultural trade war with Maxtopia.
  • 1 day 1 hour ago: Escyland voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Commend Historia Novorum".
  • 1 day 1 hour ago: Escyland voted for the World Assembly Resolution "On Scientific Cooperation".
  • 2 days 8 hours ago: Escyland was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Soda Pop Sector (last census: Top 5%).
  • 3 days 22 hours ago: Following new legislation in Escyland, cremation is compulsory for the deceased.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Escyland, the sound of wooden legs echo throughout Escyland after the recent introduction of the Foot Tax.
  • 5 days ago: Escyland voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "International Expositions Act"".
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in Escyland, the nation's secret service is so secret that nobody knows if it has one.
  • 6 days ago: Following new legislation in Escyland, concussed Blast ended Screwtball players cannot remember their lineup position.
  • 7 days ago: Escyland voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Condemn Imperium of the Wolf".

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