Largest Agricultural Sector: 26th Largest Black Market: 43rd Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 134th
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The Great and Bestestest Duchy of Escyland is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by The Great Duke Ulol with an iron fist, and renowned for its frequent executions, sprawling nuclear power plants, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 26.323 billion Escylonians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Escylonia. The average income tax rate is 97.9%.

The thriving Escylandian economy, worth a remarkable 9,745 trillion Muffins a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Beef-Based Agriculture, Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an amazing 370,235 Muffins, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,159,224 per year while the poor average 90,665, a ratio of 12.8 to 1.

The nation's orphanages and maternity wards have been nicknamed 'the Killbot Factories', the government is cracking down on subversive groups, environmental officials dismiss uncontrolled wildfires burning down major cities as nature taking its course, and the military has forsaken terrestrial warfare. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Escyland's national animal is the Blast ended Screwt, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Ulnogstic.

Escyland is ranked 5,486th in the world and 1st in The Hidden Mountains for Most Advanced Public Transport, scoring 6,148.81 on the Societal Mobility Rating.

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Largest Agricultural Sector: 26thLargest Black Market: 43rdMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 134thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 217thHighest Economic Output: 235thMost Corrupt Governments: 253rdMost Stationary: 379thMost Secular: 464thLowest Crime Rates: 466thHighest Average Incomes: 512thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 732ndLargest Governments: 828thMost Beautiful Environments: 1,040thLargest Populations: 1,251stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,509thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,557thLargest Mining Sector: 1,673rdTop
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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,913thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 2,158thMost Scientifically Advanced: 2,177thSmartest Citizens: 2,227thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 2,468thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2,504thLargest Information Technology Sector: 2,598thHighest Average Tax Rates: 2,599thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 2,675thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2,761stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2,904thLargest Retail Industry: 3,136thMost Influential: 3,689thMost Advanced Public Transport: 5,486thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 5,566thRudest Citizens: 5,629thLargest Insurance Industry: 8,321stTop
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Highest Poor Incomes: 9,594thMost Advanced Public Education: 10,540thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 11,143rdLargest Publishing Industry: 11,529thLongest Average Lifespans: 11,596thMost Developed: 13,024th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Escyland, the military has forsaken terrestrial warfare.
  • : Escyland voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Liberate Eternal Scholars"".
  • : Following new legislation in Escyland, environmental officials dismiss uncontrolled wildfires burning down major cities as nature taking its course.
  • : Following new legislation in Escyland, the government is cracking down on subversive groups.
  • : Following new legislation in Escyland, the nation's orphanages and maternity wards have been nicknamed 'the Killbot Factories'.
  • : Escyland voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Rights of the Quarantined".
  • : Following new legislation in Escyland, formerly fertile fields are being leached dry of nutrients by intensive farming.
  • : Escyland voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Liberate Singapore"".
  • : Following new legislation in Escyland, colonial citizens are forced to sing the praise of the "Great Escylandian Liberator".
  • : Following new legislation in Escyland, eerie glow-in-the-dark cornfields give farmlands an uncanny appearance.

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