The Great and Bestestest Duchy of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Potestatem obscuri lateris nescitis
Regional Influence
Hermit
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Strong
Political Freedom
Rare

Overview People Government Economy Trend Analysis

The Great and Bestestest Duchy of Escyland is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by The Great Duke Ulol with an iron fist, and renowned for its parental licensing program, enslaved workforce, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 22.963 billion Escylonians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Escylonia. The average income tax rate is 98.4%.

The strong Escylandian economy, worth a remarkable 6,529 trillion Muffins a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 284,357 Muffins, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 932,526 per year while the poor average 65,076, a ratio of 14.3 to 1.

Vanity is considered the fifth cardinal virtue, citizens must have a license to operate a computer, loans are available for students from poor families, and mining safety laws are often more expensive than what's being mined. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Escyland's national animal is the Blast ended Screwt, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Ulnogstic.

Escyland is ranked 1st in The Hidden Mountains and 141,881st in the world for Most Devout, scoring -78 on the Paradise-Perdition Likelihood Rating.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 2 days 1 hour ago

  • 1 day 20 hours ago: Following new legislation in Escyland, mining safety laws are often more expensive than what's being mined.
  • 2 days 20 hours ago: Following new legislation in Escyland, loans are available for students from poor families.
  • 3 days ago: Escyland voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Sexual Privacy Act"".
  • 3 days 20 hours ago: Following new legislation in Escyland, citizens must have a license to operate a computer.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Escyland, vanity is considered the fifth cardinal virtue.
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in Escyland, politicians constantly ring their voters to remind them how good a job they're doing.
  • 8 days ago: Following new legislation in Escyland, it is illegal to make racist remarks in public.
  • 9 days ago: Following new legislation in Escyland, Animal Liberationists are regularly jailed.
  • 10 days ago: Following new legislation in Escyland, tourism spikes whenever a major ship or plane is lost at sea.
  • 11 days ago: Following new legislation in Escyland, children spout "Potestatem obscuri lateris nescitis" involuntarily throughout the day.

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