Largest Agricultural Sector: 23rd Largest Black Market: 57th Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 166th
The Great and Bestestest Duchy of
Father Knows Best State
Potestatem obscuri lateris nescitis
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Some
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All-Consuming
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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The Great and Bestestest Duchy of Escyland is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by The Great Duke Ulol with an iron fist, and notable for its enslaved workforce, absence of drug laws, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 25.367 billion Escylonians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Escylonia. The average income tax rate is 97.9%.

The all-consuming Escylandian economy, worth a remarkable 9,204 trillion Muffins a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Beef-Based Agriculture, Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an amazing 362,835 Muffins, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,046,278 per year while the poor average 99,884, a ratio of 10.5 to 1.

The nation's reinforced coffee tables are constructed to survive an atomic blast, artificial intelligence seeking exciting work are overcome with ennui, students are wary of colorfully decorated new teachers with names like Professor Pipsqueak, and police officers have nearly cracked a major underage astronomy syndicate. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Escyland's national animal is the Blast ended Screwt, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Ulnogstic.

Escyland is ranked 57th in the world and 1st in The Hidden Mountains for Largest Black Market, with 6,806 trillion Standard Monetary Units.

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Largest Agricultural Sector: 23rdLargest Black Market: 57thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 166thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 190thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 200thHighest Economic Output: 247thMost Corrupt Governments: 302ndMost Stationary: 406thMost Secular: 432ndLowest Crime Rates: 516thHighest Average Incomes: 536thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 554thLargest Governments: 796thMost Beautiful Environments: 898thLargest Populations: 1,312thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,359thTop
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Largest Mining Sector: 1,671stHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,845thLargest Information Technology Sector: 2,024thSmartest Citizens: 2,078thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 2,238thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2,308thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 2,316thHighest Average Tax Rates: 2,427thMost Scientifically Advanced: 2,444thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2,564thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2,855thLargest Retail Industry: 2,871stRudest Citizens: 3,251stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3,381stMost Influential: 3,562ndMost Developed: 4,352ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 4,499thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 5,162ndSafest: 6,802ndHighest Poor Incomes: 6,840thTop
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Longest Average Lifespans: 8,345thMost Advanced Public Education: 10,176thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 11,255thLargest Insurance Industry: 12,899thHighest Drug Use: 13,603rdLargest Publishing Industry: 15,154th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Escyland agreed to construct embassies between The Hidden Mountains and Bus Stop.
  • : Following new legislation in Escyland, police officers have nearly cracked a major underage astronomy syndicate.
  • : Following new legislation in Escyland, students are wary of colorfully decorated new teachers with names like Professor Pipsqueak.
  • : Escyland was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Publishing Industry.
  • : Escyland voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Preventing Animal Abuse"".
  • : Following new legislation in Escyland, artificial intelligence seeking exciting work are overcome with ennui.
  • : Following new legislation in Escyland, the nation's reinforced coffee tables are constructed to survive an atomic blast.
  • : Escyland agreed to construct embassies between The Hidden Mountains and New Montreal.
  • : Following new legislation in Escyland, one-stop superstores divide and conquer family businesses.
  • : Following new legislation in Escyland, employers may fire workers without giving any reason.

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