The Great and Bestestest Duchy of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Potestatem obscuri lateris nescitis
Regional Influence
Hermit
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Very Strong
Political Freedom
Rare

Overview People Government Economy Trend Analysis

The Great and Bestestest Duchy of Escyland is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by The Great Duke Ulol with an iron fist, and renowned for its public floggings, enslaved workforce, and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 22.749 billion Escylonians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Escylonia. The average income tax rate is 97.5%.

The very strong Escylandian economy, worth a remarkable 6,566 trillion Muffins a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 288,652 Muffins, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,005,773 per year while the poor average 60,315, a ratio of 16.7 to 1.

Escyland's army is full of two-metre tall super-soldiers, fearful citizens watch their every move as does their government, a large-scale revitalization of the education system is underway, and all footpaths have tollbooths. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Escyland's national animal is the Blast ended Screwt, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Ulnogstic.

Escyland is ranked 1st in The Hidden Mountains and 9,026th in the world for Healthiest Citizens, with 11 Standard Bananas Ingested per capita per day.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 2 days ago

  • 1 day 19 hours ago: Following new legislation in Escyland, all footpaths have tollbooths.
  • 1 day 23 hours ago: Escyland voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Commend Krulltopia"".
  • 2 days 19 hours ago: Following new legislation in Escyland, a large-scale revitalization of the education system is underway.
  • 3 days 19 hours ago: Escyland was reclassified from "Father Knows Best State" to "Iron Fist Consumerists".
  • 3 days 19 hours ago: Following new legislation in Escyland, fearful citizens watch their every move as does their government.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Escyland, Escyland's army is full of two-metre tall super-soldiers.
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in Escyland, government police forces protect public schools from the threat of protest.
  • 6 days ago: Escyland voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Condemn Stujenske".
  • 7 days ago: Escyland's influence in The Hidden Mountains rose from "Hegemony" to "Hermit".
  • 8 days ago: Escyland's influence in The Hidden Mountains fell from "Hermit" to "Hegemony".

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