Largest Agricultural Sector: 18th Largest Black Market: 52nd Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 174th
The Great and Bestestest Duchy of
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Potestatem obscuri lateris nescitis
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Unheard Of
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The Great and Bestestest Duchy of Escyland is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by The Great Duke Ulol with an iron fist, and remarkable for its public floggings, sprawling nuclear power plants, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 25.163 billion Escylonians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Escylonia. The average income tax rate is 98.1%.

The all-consuming Escylandian economy, worth a remarkable 9,202 trillion Muffins a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Beef-Based Agriculture, Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an amazing 365,726 Muffins, with the richest citizens earning 7.0 times as much as the poorest.

The police crack down on tax evaders without mercy, chemically brainwashed citizens praise The Great Duke Ulol's name on an hourly basis, there has been a rapid increase of noise complaints over the sound of buzzing bees, and the secret service is working overtime to find anyone publishing unauthorized material about The Great Duke Ulol. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Escyland's national animal is the Blast ended Screwt, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Ulnogstic.

Escyland is ranked 1,297th in the world and 1st in The Hidden Mountains for Most Popular Tourist Destinations, with 2,249.42 Tourists Per Hour.

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Largest Agricultural Sector: 18thLargest Black Market: 52ndMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 174thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 185thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 206thHighest Economic Output: 245thMost Corrupt Governments: 302ndMost Stationary: 411thMost Secular: 426thHighest Average Incomes: 506thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 516thLowest Crime Rates: 537thLargest Governments: 716thMost Beautiful Environments: 843rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,297thLargest Populations: 1,310thLargest Mining Sector: 1,677thTop
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Highest Drug Use: 1,838thHighest Average Tax Rates: 2,103rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 2,139thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2,158thSmartest Citizens: 2,195thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 2,247thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2,276thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2,429thMost Scientifically Advanced: 2,442ndHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2,448thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 2,536thHighest Poor Incomes: 2,808thLargest Retail Industry: 3,150thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3,427thMost Influential: 3,505thMost Advanced Public Transport: 4,186thRudest Citizens: 4,423rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 5,019thMost Developed: 5,919thSafest: 6,218thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 6,684thLongest Average Lifespans: 7,969thMost Conservative: 9,004thTop
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Largest Insurance Industry: 10,109thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 10,698thMost Advanced Public Education: 11,063rdMost Authoritarian: 15,154thLargest Publishing Industry: 17,254th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Escyland was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Authoritarian.
  • : Following new legislation in Escyland, the secret service is working overtime to find anyone publishing unauthorized material about The Great Duke Ulol.
  • : Escyland voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Commend Hell".
  • : Following new legislation in Escyland, there has been a rapid increase of noise complaints over the sound of buzzing bees.
  • : Escyland was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Conservative and Highest Drug Use.
  • : Following new legislation in Escyland, chemically brainwashed citizens praise The Great Duke Ulol's name on an hourly basis.
  • : Escyland voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Preventing Animal Abuse".
  • : Following new legislation in Escyland, the police crack down on tax evaders without mercy.
  • : Following new legislation in Escyland, diplomats in Escyland are furious at constant police surveillance.
  • : Following new legislation in Escyland, politicians constantly ring their voters to remind them how good a job they're doing.

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