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The Aláranid Expatriates of Escalan Corps-Star Island

“Ésten, Pákzin, Equílad”

Category: Anarchy
Civil Rights:
World Benchmark
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Excessive

Regional Influence: Power

Location: Alaran peri quan preciad

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The Aláranid Expatriates of Escalan Corps-Star Island is a colossal, economically powerful nation, ruled by Executive Officer Lanáltiran Enguerrade with a fair hand, and remarkable for its devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 5.946 billion Isladestelidni live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The medium-sized, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Teniana. The average income tax rate is 75.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Isladestelid economy, worth a remarkable 1,666 trillion decunias a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Soda Sales, and Gambling. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 280,191 decunias, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.2 times as much as the poorest.

The lowest age at which one can marry has been recently lowered to 12, drunk drivers are sent to rehabilitation paid for by the government, graffiti graces every city's streets, and major cities shut down as their local sports team takes to the field every day. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Escalan Corps-Star Island's national animal is the wyralkin, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Aláranid Deism.

Escalan Corps-Star Island is ranked 1st in Alaran peri quan preciad and 2,011th in the world for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring 7 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 3 days 9 hours ago

  • 18 hours ago: Escalan Corps-Star Island was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector (last census: Top 5%).
  • 2 days 18 hours ago: Escalan Corps-Star Island was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Largest Public Sector (last census: Top 5%).
  • 3 days 7 hours ago: Following new legislation in Escalan Corps-Star Island, major cities shut down as their local sports team takes to the field every day.
  • 3 days 19 hours ago: Following new legislation in Escalan Corps-Star Island, graffiti graces every city's streets.
  • 3 days 19 hours ago: Following new legislation in Escalan Corps-Star Island, drunk drivers are sent to rehabilitation paid for by the government.
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in Escalan Corps-Star Island, the lowest age at which one can marry has been recently lowered to 12.
  • 6 days ago: Following new legislation in Escalan Corps-Star Island, education and welfare spending are on the rise.
  • 7 days ago: Following new legislation in Escalan Corps-Star Island, clowns are being rounded up and admitted to mental institutions.
  • 7 days ago: Following new legislation in Escalan Corps-Star Island, surfers ride tsunamis of record height and toxicity.
  • 8 days ago: Escalan Corps-Star Island was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Most Avoided (last census: Top 10%).

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