The Aláranid Expatriates of
Anarchy
Ésten, Pákzin, Equílad
Regional Influence
Hermit
Civil Rights
Excessive
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Widely Abused

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The Aláranid Expatriates of Escalan Corps-Star Island is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Executive Officer Lanáltiran Enguerrade with a fair hand, and notable for its frequent executions, unlimited-speed roads, and daily referendums. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 6.486 billion Isladestelidni live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The medium-sized, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Teniana. The average income tax rate is 76.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Isladestelid economy, worth a remarkable 1,841 trillion decunias a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Soda Sales, and Arms Manufacturing. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 283,954 decunias, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.9 times as much as the poorest.

Copyright laws have been abolished, students athletes gaze forlornly at abandoned wyralkinball fields, violently opinionated speakers can be heard preaching their hateful views on every street corner, and conductors wield diamond-encrusted batons to fit in with their freshly gilded surroundings. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Escalan Corps-Star Island's national animal is the wyralkin, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Aláranid Deism.

Escalan Corps-Star Island is ranked 1st in Alaran peri quan preciad and 140,202nd in the world for Safest, scoring -1,091.386 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 16 hours ago

  • 1 day 23 hours ago: Following new legislation in Escalan Corps-Star Island, conductors wield diamond-encrusted batons to fit in with their freshly gilded surroundings.
  • 2 days 11 hours ago: Following new legislation in Escalan Corps-Star Island, violently opinionated speakers can be heard preaching their hateful views on every street corner.
  • 2 days 11 hours ago: Following new legislation in Escalan Corps-Star Island, students athletes gaze forlornly at abandoned wyralkinball fields.
  • 2 days 11 hours ago: Following new legislation in Escalan Corps-Star Island, copyright laws have been abolished.
  • 2 days 11 hours ago: Following new legislation in Escalan Corps-Star Island, elderly citizens regularly buy posh multimillion-decunia mansions.
  • 4 days ago: Escalan Corps-Star Island fell out of the regional Top 10% for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector.
  • 7 days ago: Following new legislation in Escalan Corps-Star Island, students are known to arrive at school in their pyjamas.
  • 7 days ago: Following new legislation in Escalan Corps-Star Island, 'A is for Annulment' is a popular children's song.
  • 7 days ago: Following new legislation in Escalan Corps-Star Island, warfare increasingly resembles a video game.
  • 9 days ago: Following new legislation in Escalan Corps-Star Island, the military is slashing spending on conventional arms and diverting it to spending on prosthetic arms.

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