The Aláranid Expatriates of
Anarchy
Ésten, Pákzin, Equílad
Regional Influence
Hermit
Civil Rights
Frightening
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Excessive

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The Aláranid Expatriates of Escalan Corps-Star Island is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Executive Officer Lanáltiran Enguerrade with a fair hand, and notable for its public floggings, unlimited-speed roads, and complete lack of prisons. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 6.668 billion Isladestelidni live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The medium-sized, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Teniana. The average income tax rate is 79.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Isladestelid economy, worth a remarkable 1,873 trillion decunias a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Soda Sales, and Arms Manufacturing. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 280,965 decunias, with the richest citizens earning 5.1 times as much as the poorest.

The tenet of free speech is held dear, government officials across Escalan Corps-Star Island are being "encouraged" to adopt wyralkins to set an example for the populace, eight year-olds can be seen lighting up in public areas, and people reciting Shakespeare have become a common sight. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Escalan Corps-Star Island's national animal is the wyralkin, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Aláranid Deism.

Escalan Corps-Star Island is ranked 1st in Alaran peri quan preciad and 137,156th in the world for Lowest Overall Tax Burden, scoring -16 on the Hayek Index.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 1 day 21 hours ago

  • 1 day 16 hours ago: Following new legislation in Escalan Corps-Star Island, people reciting Shakespeare have become a common sight.
  • 1 day 16 hours ago: Following new legislation in Escalan Corps-Star Island, eight year-olds can be seen lighting up in public areas.
  • 1 day 16 hours ago: Following new legislation in Escalan Corps-Star Island, government officials across Escalan Corps-Star Island are being "encouraged" to adopt wyralkins to set an example for the populace.
  • 1 day 16 hours ago: Following new legislation in Escalan Corps-Star Island, the tenet of free speech is held dear.
  • 6 days ago: Following new legislation in Escalan Corps-Star Island, new funding allows inner city teachers to replace school laptops almost as fast as they get stolen.
  • 6 days ago: Following new legislation in Escalan Corps-Star Island, minor parties are virtually absent in Parliament.
  • 6 days ago: Following new legislation in Escalan Corps-Star Island, prime real estate is devoted to wind farms and solar energy generators.
  • 8 days ago: Following new legislation in Escalan Corps-Star Island, anti-government web sites are springing up.
  • 8 days ago: Following new legislation in Escalan Corps-Star Island, there have been sightings of people walking around dressed in nothing but leopard-skin g-strings for 'religious reasons'.
  • 9 days ago: Following new legislation in Escalan Corps-Star Island, young people crowd pizza parlors praying to 'The Supreme Pizza, His Immaculate Munchiness'.

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