The United Kingdom of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Difendere i giusti , e colpire i malvagi.
Regional Influence
Civil Rights
Below Average
Very Strong
Political Freedom

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The United Kingdom of Eruopia is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Octavious Cornadious de Montegue with an even hand, and notable for its anti-smoking policies, strictly enforced bedtime, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cheerful, devout population of 6.769 billion Eruopians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large, corrupt government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order and Education also on the agenda, while Welfare and International Aid aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Zathoria. The average income tax rate is 99.0%.

The very strong Eruopian economy, worth a remarkable 1,308 trillion Eruops a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 193,286 Eruops, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.1 times as much as the poorest.

The upper class have been throwing riots after hunting was recently banned, all judiciary cases are decided in the court of public opinion, the government regularly hires contractors to construct high rise apartments, and citizens must pay to enjoy Eruopia's pristine beaches. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Eruopia's national animal is the Dragon Steed, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Veronaism.

Eruopia is ranked 6,078th in The East Pacific and 140,085th in the world for Shortest Average Lifespan, scoring -35 on the Bus Surprisal Index.

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