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The United Kingdom of Eruopia

“Il contrasto sempre a nostro favore.”

Category: Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Civil Rights:
Very Good
Economy:
Thriving
Political Freedoms:
Good

Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: The East Pacific

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The United Kingdom of Eruopia is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Octavious Montegue and Anastasia Capulet with an even hand, and notable for its keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 4.977 billion Eruopians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt government stops and the rest of society begins, but it concentrates mainly on Defence, although Law & Order and Education are on the agenda. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Zathoria. The average income tax rate is 100%. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, followed by Book Publishing and Gambling.

Large areas of Eruopia are not accessible by the public, most citizens in Eruopia are abject pyrophobes after extremely graphic pamphlets were mailed nationwide by the government, business is adjusting to new gender equality policies in the workplace, and all judiciary cases are decided in the court of public opinion. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Eruopia's national animal is the Dragon Steed, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, its national religion is Veronaism, and its currency is the Eruopa.

Eruopia is ranked 3,355th in The East Pacific and 110,576th in the world for Least Corrupt Governments, scoring -316 on the Inverse Mugabe Relativity Rating.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 1 day 1 hour ago

  • 20 hours ago: Following new legislation in Eruopia, all judiciary cases are decided in the court of public opinion.
  • 1 day 8 hours ago: Following new legislation in Eruopia, business is adjusting to new gender equality policies in the workplace.
  • 1 day 11 hours ago: Eruopia voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Convention on Fracking".
  • 1 day 20 hours ago: Following new legislation in Eruopia, most citizens in Eruopia are abject pyrophobes after extremely graphic pamphlets were mailed nationwide by the government.
  • 1 day 20 hours ago: Following new legislation in Eruopia, large areas of Eruopia are not accessible by the public.
  • 2 days 20 hours ago: Following new legislation in Eruopia, mining safety laws are often more expensive than what's being mined.
  • 3 days 8 hours ago: Following new legislation in Eruopia, truth is often impossible to tell from fiction on the evening news.
  • 3 days 8 hours ago: Following new legislation in Eruopia, children spout "Il contrasto sempre a nostro favore." involuntarily throughout the day.
  • 3 days 8 hours ago: Following new legislation in Eruopia, the elderly live on a steady diet of canned beans in dreary government housing.
  • 3 days 8 hours ago: Following new legislation in Eruopia, citizens select which government department gets their income tax Eruopas each year.

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