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The United Kingdom of Eruopia

“Il tutto a vantaggio del lavoro il nostro futuro.”

Category: Capitalist Paradise
Civil Rights:
Very Good
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Below Average

Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: The East Pacific

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The United Kingdom of Eruopia is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by Octavious Posidon Montague with an even hand, and remarkable for its compulsory military service. Its hard-nosed, hard-working population of 2.402 billion are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, pro-business government stops and the rest of society begins, but it concentrates mainly on Defence, although Education and Law & Order are on the agenda. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Zathoria. The average income tax rate is 97%. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, followed by Gambling and Book Publishing.

Strange looking men with big red noses are found hiding behind bushes and inside dustbins, most citizens in Eruopia are abject pyrophobes after extremely graphic pamphlets were mailed nationwide by the government, the newspaper industry is subsidised by the government in order to keep it afloat, and most of the nation's wealthy aristocrats are dentists. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Eruopia's national animal is the Dragon Steed, which is also the nation's favorite main course, its national religion is Veronaism, and its currency is the Eruopa.

Eruopia is ranked 1,314th in The East Pacific and 36,848th in the world for Largest Mining Sector, scoring 2 on the Blue Sky Asbestos Index.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 1 day 10 hours ago

  • 1 day 7 hours ago: Following new legislation in EruopiaEruopia, most of the nation's wealthy aristocrats are dentists.
  • 1 day 8 hours ago: EruopiaEruopia relocated from The North Pacific to The East Pacific.
  • 1 day 8 hours ago: EruopiaEruopia relocated from The East Pacific to The North Pacific.
  • 1 day 19 hours ago: Following new legislation in EruopiaEruopia, the newspaper industry is subsidised by the government in order to keep it afloat.
  • 2 days 7 hours ago: Following new legislation in EruopiaEruopia, most citizens in Eruopia are abject pyrophobes after extremely graphic pamphlets were mailed nationwide by the government.
  • 2 days 7 hours ago: Following new legislation in EruopiaEruopia, strange looking men with big red noses are found hiding behind bushes and inside dustbins.
  • 2 days 7 hours ago: Following new legislation in EruopiaEruopia, bizarre-looking creatures called 'Dragon Steeddogs' dominate wildlife preserves.
  • 2 days 7 hours ago: Following new legislation in EruopiaEruopia, crime suspects are forced to submit to blood testing.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in EruopiaEruopia, Eruopia is notorious for its citizens' infidelity.
  • 4 days ago: EruopiaEruopia changed its national leader to "Octavious Posidon Montague", slogan to "Il tutto a vantaggio del lavoro il nostro futuro.", and faith to "Veronaism".

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