Lowest Crime Rates: 412th Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 506th Most Advanced Defense Forces: 534th
The Holy United Kingdom of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Difendere i giusti , e colpire i malvagi.
Regional Influence
Squire
Civil Rights
Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Very Good

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The Holy United Kingdom of Eruopia is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Octavious de Montegue with an even hand, and notable for its closed borders, smutty television, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cheerful, devout population of 9.468 billion Eruopians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Verona. The average income tax rate is 99.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Eruopian economy, worth a remarkable 2,307 trillion Eruops a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Tourism. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 243,756 Eruops, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.1 times as much as the poorest.

Chickens frolic freely on swings and roundabouts in Verona's playgrounds, the government is promoting multicultural values with the new 'Just Be Nice, OK?' initiative, referenda are held for every conceivable government action, and most governmental positions are filled by zealous nationalists. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Eruopia's national animal is the Dragon Steed, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Zathoriaism.

Eruopia is ranked 75,878th in the world and 3,218th in The East Pacific for Most Conservative, scoring 48.38 on the Bush-Santorum Dawning Terror Index.

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Lowest Crime Rates: 412thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 506thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 534thLargest Governments: 575thMost Developed: 803rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 803rdSmartest Citizens: 960thMost Advanced Public Transport: 1,108thMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,137thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,156thMost Advanced Public Education: 1,300thTop
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Rudest Citizens: 1,718thMost Corrupt Governments: 1,729thSafest: 1,966thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2,092ndMost Beautiful Environments: 2,154thLargest Information Technology Sector: 2,284thMost Influential: 2,311thHighest Average Incomes: 2,504thHighest Poor Incomes: 2,666thBest Weather: 2,721stLargest Publishing Industry: 3,059thHealthiest Citizens: 3,198thHighest Economic Output: 3,360thMost Cheerful Citizens: 3,807thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 4,118thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 4,544thLongest Average Lifespans: 4,691stMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 5,592ndMost Devout: 6,095thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 7,014thMost Inclusive: 7,196thTop
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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 10,322ndMost Average: 10,691stLargest Populations: 13,205thMost Efficient Economies: 14,562ndMost Subsidized Industry: 15,146th
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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 5th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 5th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 8th in the regionLargest Governments: 9th in the regionMost Developed: 11th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 12th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 13th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 13th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 18th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 19th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 20th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 30th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 33rd in the regionSafest: 34th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 37th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 39th in the regionRudest Citizens: 42nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 42nd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 46th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 49th in the regionBest Weather: 51st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 57th in the regionMost Influential: 57th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 58th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 70th in the regionTop
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Most Cheerful Citizens: 82nd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 97th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 101st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 106th in the regionMost Devout: 113th in the regionLargest Populations: 114th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 252nd in the regionMost Inclusive: 256th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 283rd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 297th in the regionMost Average: 298th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 326th in the regionTop
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Most Cultured: 423rd in the regionNudest: 556th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Eruopia, most governmental positions are filled by zealous nationalists.
  • : Eruopia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Subsidized Industry.
  • : Following new legislation in Eruopia, referenda are held for every conceivable government action.
  • : Following new legislation in Eruopia, the government is promoting multicultural values with the new 'Just Be Nice, OK?' initiative.
  • : Following new legislation in Eruopia, chickens frolic freely on swings and roundabouts in Verona's playgrounds.
  • : Following new legislation in Eruopia, unstable couples are known to break up over which one gets parental leave.
  • : Eruopia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Average and the Top 10% for Most Efficient Economies.
  • : Following new legislation in Eruopia, only the rich can afford the latest medical innovations.
  • : Following new legislation in Eruopia, Octavious de Montegue claims to be the epitome of family values.
  • : Eruopia was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Rudest Citizens.

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