Most Stationary: 28th Largest Populations: 757th Most Influential: 4,185th
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The Protectorate of Equility is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Whamabama with an even hand, and remarkable for its rampant corporate plagiarism, punitive income tax rates, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate population of 27.783 billion Equilityians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tranquility. The average income tax rate is 76.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong Equilityian economy, worth a remarkable 1,439 trillion Equiliants a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Pizza Delivery, Gambling, and Information Technology. Average income is 51,802 Equiliants, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation is experiencing a severe shortage of sporting events, citizens are allowed to rise or fall based on their own merits, Equility has designated Tranquility as its capital city, and Whamabama has just been declared ruler of Equility in an international press conference. Crime is totally unknown. Equility's national animal is the Tiger, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Equility is ranked 138,285th in the world and 83rd in Equilism for Largest Agricultural Sector, scoring -8.77 on the Mu-Bah-Daggs Productivity Index.

Most Stationary: 28thLargest Populations: 757thTop
Most Influential: 4,185thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 4,838thHighest Economic Output: 6,806thTop
Most Cheerful Citizens: 10,261stMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 13,729thLargest Welfare Programs: 14,583rd
Largest Populations: 1st in the regionMost Stationary: 1st in the regionTop
Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 5th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Equility's influence in Equilism rose from "Vassal" to "Truckler".
  • : Equility was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Nicest Citizens.
  • : Equility was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Welfare Programs.
  • : Equility was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Advanced Public Education.
  • : Equility was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Black Market.
  • : Equility renamed the office held by The People's Equanimous Republic of Naivetry from "Bureau of Zombie Apocolypse Management" to "Bureau of Zombie Apocalypse Management" in Equilism.
  • : Equility renamed the office held by Tarricoe from "Townhall Moderator" to "Town Moderator" in Equilism.
  • : Equility appointed Tarricoe as Townhall Moderator with authority over Communications and Polls in Equilism.
  • : Equility appointed The Mayor of North Pooch and Vodkaland as The Mayor with authority over Communications, Embassies, and Polls in Equilism.
  • : Equility removed Polls authority from Kubrikistan as Immigration in Equilism.


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