The Protectorate of Equility is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Whamabama with an even hand, and notable for its frequent executions, restrictive gun laws, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate population of 27.569 billion Equilityians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.
The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tranquility. The average income tax rate is 76.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The strong Equilityian economy, worth a remarkable 1,428 trillion Equiliants a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Pizza Delivery, Gambling, and Information Technology. Average income is 51,802 Equiliants, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
The nation is experiencing a severe shortage of sporting events, citizens are allowed to rise or fall based on their own merits, Equility has designated Tranquility as its capital city, and Whamabama has just been declared ruler of Equility in an international press conference. Crime is totally unknown. Equility's national animal is the Tiger, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Equility was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Nicest Citizens.
- : Equility was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Welfare Programs.
- : Equility was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Advanced Public Education.
- : Equility was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Black Market.
- : Equility renamed the office held by The People's Equanimous Republic of Naivetry from "Bureau of Zombie Apocolypse Management" to "Bureau of Zombie Apocalypse Management" in Equilism.
- : Equility renamed the office held by Tarricoe from "Townhall Moderator" to "Town Moderator" in Equilism.
- : Equility appointed Tarricoe as Townhall Moderator with authority over Communications and Polls in Equilism.
- : Equility appointed The Mayor of North Pooch and Vodkaland as The Mayor with authority over Communications, Embassies, and Polls in Equilism.
- : Equility removed Polls authority from The Commonwealth of Kubrikistan as Immigration in Equilism.
- : Equility renamed the office held by The People's Equanimous Republic of Naivetry from "Interior Affairs" to "Bureau of Zombie Apocolypse Management" in Equilism.