Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,149th Best Weather: 4,030th Most Beautiful Environments: 4,075th
The Empire of
Corrupt Dictatorship
Love and Tolerance
Celestia
Regional Influence
Zero
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Thriving
Political Freedom
Few

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The Empire of Equestia is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Celestia with an iron fist, and remarkable for its triple-decker prams, digital currency, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, cynical, humorless, devout population of 5.467 billion Equestians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Environment, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of solar city. The average income tax rate is 95.7%.

The thriving Equestian economy, worth 487 trillion Bits a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Information Technology industry. Average income is 89,115 Bits, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Political scientists despair as the national mascot election eclipses all others in voter enthusiasm, the state auctions off combat drones to fund war reparations, judges are all-powerful, and the military is slashing spending on conventional arms and diverting it to spending on prosthetic arms. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Equestia's national animal is the Wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is solar.

Equestia is ranked 5,396th in the world and 3rd in Angels of Derp for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 3,905.5 on the Clooney Contribution Index.

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Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,149thBest Weather: 4,030thMost Beautiful Environments: 4,075thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 4,261stLargest Welfare Programs: 4,620thHighest Average Tax Rates: 4,894thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 5,187thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 5,396thMost Advanced Public Transport: 5,471stMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 6,201stLongest Average Lifespans: 6,548thMost Devout: 7,512thTop
10%
Largest Governments: 9,359thMost Advanced Public Education: 9,471stLowest Crime Rates: 9,681stMost Subsidized Industry: 12,421st
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Most Devout: 1st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Equestia relocated from Lazarus to Angels of Derp.
  • : Equestia was refounded in Lazarus.
  • : Equestia ceased to exist.
  • : Equestia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Developed.
  • : Equestia was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Best Weather.
  • : Following new legislation in Equestia, the military is slashing spending on conventional arms and diverting it to spending on prosthetic arms.
  • : Following new legislation in Equestia, judges are all-powerful.
  • : Following new legislation in Equestia, the state auctions off combat drones to fund war reparations.
  • : Following new legislation in Equestia, political scientists despair as the national mascot election eclipses all others in voter enthusiasm.
  • : Following new legislation in Equestia, army uniforms are replaced en masse to accommodate adult soldiers.

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