Largest Agricultural Sector: 104th Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 226th Largest Information Technology Sector: 227th
The Celestial Empire of
Corrupt Dictatorship
Peace and Prosperity
Regional Influence
Civil Rights
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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The Celestial Empire of Eoghania is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by King Euan with an iron fist, and remarkable for its frequent executions, unlimited-speed roads, and digital currency. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 10.71 billion Eoghanians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The minute, corrupt, well-organized government, or what there is of one, is primarily concerned with Defense, although Law & Order, Industry, and Environment are also considered important, while Social Policy and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Rehiderah. The average income tax rate is 1.1%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Eoghanian economy, worth a remarkable 2,560 trillion Eoghanian Credits a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized black market in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, Automobile Manufacturing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 239,051 Eoghanian Credits, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Maxtopians are both starving and giddy after the Eoghanian military unleashed its biological weapons, virtually all of the country's economic activity takes place in Rehiderah, the nation is currently revamping its entire education system, and students and teachers are regularly stopped and searched for symbols of religious affiliation before class. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Eoghania's national animal is the Smaragdusian Cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Euanian.

Eoghania is ranked 108,422nd in the world and 5,324th in the West Pacific for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring 1,605.58 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.

Largest Agricultural Sector: 104thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 226thLargest Information Technology Sector: 227thHighest Poor Incomes: 376thMost Devout: 420thMost Corrupt Governments: 426thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 427thMost Efficient Economies: 502ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 545thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 705thMost Scientifically Advanced: 972ndLargest Black Market: 1,165thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,926thTop
Highest Average Incomes: 2,449thMost Stationary: 2,471stLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 2,510thHighest Economic Output: 2,662ndLargest Gambling Industry: 2,800thBest Weather: 3,428thMost Beautiful Environments: 4,580thMost Influential: 7,481stLowest Crime Rates: 7,737thTop
Largest Populations: 9,742ndMost Authoritarian: 12,353rdMost Ignorant Citizens: 13,085thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 13,204thMost Income Equality: 15,043rdHighest Drug Use: 15,239thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 17,366th
Most Devout: 3rd in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 4th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 5th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 5th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 5th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 6th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 8th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 8th in the regionLargest Black Market: 9th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 11th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 14th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 24th in the regionMost Stationary: 26th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 29th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 30th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 38th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 42nd in the regionBest Weather: 65th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 83rd in the regionLargest Populations: 83rd in the regionTop
Lowest Crime Rates: 125th in the regionMost Influential: 209th in the regionTop
Highest Drug Use: 510th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 513th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 552nd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 562nd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 652nd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 710th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 728th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 738th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 818th in the regionMost Income Equality: 822nd in the regionMost Developed: 827th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Eoghania, students and teachers are regularly stopped and searched for symbols of religious affiliation before class.
  • : Eoghania's influence in The West Pacific fell from "Page" to "Shoeshiner".
  • : Following new legislation in Eoghania, the nation is currently revamping its entire education system.
  • : Following new legislation in Eoghania, virtually all of the country's economic activity takes place in Rehiderah.
  • : Following new legislation in Eoghania, Maxtopians are both starving and giddy after the Eoghanian military unleashed its biological weapons.
  • : Following new legislation in Eoghania, organ donation rates are among the lowest in the region.
  • : Eoghania was reclassified from "Psychotic Dictatorship" to "Corrupt Dictatorship".
  • : Following new legislation in Eoghania, tourists from around the world come to visit the country's famous rainforests.
  • : Eoghania was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Drug Use.
  • : Following new legislation in Eoghania, every workday begins with group therapy.


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