The Celestial Empire of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Peace and Prosperity
Regional Influence
Minnow
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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The Celestial Empire of Eoghania is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by King Euan with an iron fist, and remarkable for its anti-smoking policies, enslaved workforce, and complete lack of public education. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 8.152 billion Eoghanians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Rehiderah. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 92.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Eoghanian economy, worth a remarkable 2,139 trillion Eoghanian Credits a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Automobile Manufacturing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 262,439 Eoghanian Credits, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 928,954 per year while the poor average 53,532, a ratio of 17.4 to 1.

Political activists are routinely executed, bungee jumpers rarely go splat, reporters sent to cover suspected UFO visits come back with stories about quilting bees, and the government has begun a crusade against drugs. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Eoghania's national animal is the Smaragdusian Cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Euanian.

Eoghania is ranked 4,781st in the West Pacific and 123,396th in the world for Most Primitive, scoring -444 on the Scary Big Number Scale.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 10 days ago

  • 8 days ago: Eoghania was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector (last census: Top 5%).
  • 10 days ago: Eoghania was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Subsidized Industry (last census: Top 5%).
  • 10 days ago: Eoghania was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Most Subsidized Industry (last census: Top 1%).
  • 10 days ago: Following new legislation in Eoghania, the government has begun a crusade against drugs.
  • 10 days ago: Following new legislation in Eoghania, reporters sent to cover suspected UFO visits come back with stories about quilting bees.
  • 10 days ago: Following new legislation in Eoghania, bungee jumpers rarely go splat.
  • 10 days ago: Following new legislation in Eoghania, political activists are routinely executed.
  • 15 days ago: Eoghania was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Agricultural Sector (last census: Top 5%).
  • 16 days ago: Following new legislation in Eoghania, the nation refuses to provide international aid.
  • 16 days ago: Following new legislation in Eoghania, organised sports are frowned upon as frivolous.

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