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The Celestial Empire of Eoghania

“Peace and Prosperity”

Category: Iron Fist Consumerists
Civil Rights:
Unheard Of
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Outlawed

Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: the West Pacific

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The Celestial Empire of Eoghania is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by King Euan with an iron fist, and remarkable for its compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 7.071 billion Eoghanians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, moralistic government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Defence, Law & Order, and Religion & Spirituality. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Rehiderah. The average income tax rate is 99%. A powerhouse of a private sector is dominated by the Information Technology industry.

The police crack down on tax evaders without mercy, fewer people are bathing as citizens must show ration stamps before they can turn on their faucets, newborns are being raised as mindless killing machines, and new safety regulations require all cars manufactured in Eoghania to be bombproof. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Eoghania's national animal is the Smaragdusian Cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, its national religion is Euanian, and its currency is the Eoghanian Credit.

Eoghania is ranked 5th in the West Pacific and 435th in the world for Rudest Citizens, with 518.5 Insults Per Minute (net).

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 1 day 4 hours ago

  • 2 days ago: Following new legislation in Eoghania, new safety regulations require all cars manufactured in Eoghania to be bombproof.
  • 2 days ago: Following new legislation in Eoghania, newborns are being raised as mindless killing machines.
  • 2 days ago: Following new legislation in Eoghania, fewer people are bathing as citizens must show ration stamps before they can turn on their faucets.
  • 2 days ago: Following new legislation in Eoghania, the police crack down on tax evaders without mercy.
  • 2 days ago: Following new legislation in Eoghania, birds and children's kites are regularly brought down by anti-aircraft fire.
  • 2 days 23 hours ago: Eoghania was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Largest Trout Fishing Sector (last census: Top 1%).
  • 6 days ago: Eoghania fell out of the world Top 5% for Fattest Citizens.
  • 6 days ago: Eoghania fell out of the regional Top 5% for Fattest Citizens.
  • 9 days ago: Following new legislation in Eoghania, the national Police Academies have dedicated infant wings.
  • 9 days ago: Following new legislation in Eoghania, protests are prohibited from blocking traffic.

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