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The Celestial Empire of Eoghania

“Peace and Prosperity”

Category: Iron Fist Consumerists
Civil Rights:
Unheard Of
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Outlawed

Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: the West Pacific

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The Celestial Empire of Eoghania is a colossal, economically powerful nation, ruled by King Euan with an iron fist, and renowned for its parental licensing program. Its hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 6.229 billion are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, moralistic government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Defence, Law & Order, and Religion & Spirituality. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Rehiderah. The average income tax rate is 97%. A powerhouse of a private sector is dominated by the Information Technology industry.

All marriages are arranged by the government, notable individuals are granted land and titles, citizens are encouraged to report friends, family members or co-workers who seem depressed to the government for "counselling", and retired racing Smaragdusian Cats are served truffles for breakfast. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Eoghania's national animal is the Smaragdusian Cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, its national religion is Euanian, and its currency is the Eoghanian Credit.

Eoghania is ranked 5th in the West Pacific and 475th in the world for Highest Police Ratios, scoring 596 on the Orwell Orderliness Index.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 10 hours ago

  • 7 hours ago: Following new legislation in Eoghania, retired racing Smaragdusian Cats are served truffles for breakfast.
  • 19 hours ago: Following new legislation in Eoghania, citizens are encouraged to report friends, family members or co-workers who seem depressed to the government for "counselling".
  • 19 hours ago: Following new legislation in Eoghania, notable individuals are granted land and titles.
  • 19 hours ago: Following new legislation in Eoghania, all marriages are arranged by the government.
  • 19 hours ago: Following new legislation in Eoghania, military geniuses responsible for brilliant campaigns are drummed out because they have close same-sex friends and an interest in interior design.
  • 19 hours ago: Following new legislation in Eoghania, citizens are frequently searched for illegal weapons.
  • 6 days ago: Following new legislation in Eoghania, Eoghania Barrier Island residents anxiously await their 'Bridge to Somewhere'.
  • 7 days ago: Following new legislation in Eoghania, suppression of pro-democracy protests is a daily occurrence.
  • 7 days ago: Following new legislation in Eoghania, penurious citizens die from easily remedied ailments because they aren't 'taking enough initiative'.
  • 8 days ago: Following new legislation in Eoghania, citizens are regularly arrested in queues for 'loitering'.

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