The Celestial Empire of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Peace and Prosperity
Regional Influence
Minnow
Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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The Celestial Empire of Eoghania is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by King Euan with an iron fist, and renowned for its zero percent divorce rate, ubiquitous missile silos, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 8.894 billion Eoghanians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The minute, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government, or what there is of one, is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, with Law & Order also on the agenda, while Social Policy and Welfare aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Rehiderah. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Eoghanian economy, worth a remarkable 1,755 trillion Eoghanian Credits a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Automobile Manufacturing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 197,431 Eoghanian Credits, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 628,960 per year while the poor average 47,147, a ratio of 13.3 to 1.

Retired racing Smaragdusian Cats are served truffles for breakfast, hundreds of thousands of convicts work as slaves in Eoghania's many privately-owned prisons, fearful citizens watch their every move as does their government, and traffic jams are a common sight due to construction work from a massive overhaul of the nation's freeways. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Eoghania's national animal is the Smaragdusian Cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Euanian.

Eoghania is ranked 4,801st in the West Pacific and 111,614th in the world for Most Avoided, scoring -413.321 on the Kardashian Reflex Score.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 6 days ago

  • 1 day 4 hours ago: Eoghania fell out of the world Top 5% for Highest Average Tax Rates.
  • 1 day 4 hours ago: Eoghania fell out of the regional Top 5% for Highest Average Tax Rates.
  • 6 days ago: Following new legislation in Eoghania, traffic jams are a common sight due to construction work from a massive overhaul of the nation's freeways.
  • 6 days ago: Following new legislation in Eoghania, fearful citizens watch their every move as does their government.
  • 6 days ago: Following new legislation in Eoghania, hundreds of thousands of convicts work as slaves in Eoghania's many privately-owned prisons.
  • 6 days ago: Following new legislation in Eoghania, retired racing Smaragdusian Cats are served truffles for breakfast.
  • 6 days ago: Following new legislation in Eoghania, most of the military's funding goes into researching space-age weaponry.
  • 13 days ago: Following new legislation in Eoghania, randomly bombing neighboring countries has become the new national sport.
  • 13 days ago: Following new legislation in Eoghania, homes have been banned from having any more than one wheel.
  • 13 days ago: Following new legislation in Eoghania, reporters often lose their jobs over fact-checking errors.

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