Largest Agricultural Sector: 105th Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 226th Largest Information Technology Sector: 258th
The Celestial Empire of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Peace and Prosperity
Regional Influence
Shoeshiner
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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The Celestial Empire of Eoghania is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by King Euan with an iron fist, and notable for its deadly medical pandemics, soft-spoken computers, and unlimited-speed roads. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 11.032 billion Eoghanians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The minute, corrupt, well-organized government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Rehiderah. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Eoghanian economy, worth a remarkable 2,519 trillion Eoghanian Credits a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized black market in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Automobile Manufacturing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 228,360 Eoghanian Credits, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

An increasingly villainous series of sports coaches are demanding the national mascot's true identity, tourist operators promise visitors tours of live burning shipwrecks and plane crash sites, the citizenship exam requires years of study to actually pass, and criminals are thrown to the Smaragdusian Cats to repay their debt to society. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Eoghania's national animal is the Smaragdusian Cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Euanian.

Eoghania is ranked 115,914th in the world and 4,750th in the West Pacific for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens, with 20.41 Whatever.

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Largest Agricultural Sector: 105thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 226thLargest Information Technology Sector: 258thMost Corrupt Governments: 441stMost Devout: 454thHighest Poor Incomes: 516thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 534thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 644thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 777thMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,150thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,258thLargest Black Market: 1,420thTop
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Largest Gambling Industry: 2,218thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 2,260thMost Stationary: 2,416thHighest Economic Output: 2,818thHighest Average Incomes: 2,907thBest Weather: 3,372ndMost Beautiful Environments: 5,494thMost Influential: 7,603rdTop
10%
Most Ignorant Citizens: 8,653rdHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 8,779thMost Authoritarian: 9,123rdLargest Populations: 9,513thLowest Crime Rates: 9,926thHighest Drug Use: 14,034thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 14,173rdMost Income Equality: 14,920th
Top
1%
Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 3rd in the regionMost Devout: 4th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 4th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 4th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 8th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 8th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 8th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 10th in the regionLargest Black Market: 17th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 19th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 23rd in the regionMost Stationary: 26th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 32nd in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 34th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 35th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 37th in the regionTop
5%
Best Weather: 64th in the regionLargest Populations: 84th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 109th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 162nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 181st in the regionMost Influential: 209th in the regionTop
10%
Most Ignorant Citizens: 300th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 326th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 442nd in the regionHighest Drug Use: 450th in the regionRudest Citizens: 499th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 512th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 562nd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 575th in the regionMost Income Equality: 585th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Eoghania, criminals are thrown to the Smaragdusian Cats to repay their debt to society.
  • : Eoghania was reclassified from "Corrupt Dictatorship" to "Psychotic Dictatorship".
  • : Following new legislation in Eoghania, the citizenship exam requires years of study to actually pass.
  • : Following new legislation in Eoghania, tourist operators promise visitors tours of live burning shipwrecks and plane crash sites.
  • : Following new legislation in Eoghania, an increasingly villainous series of sports coaches are demanding the national mascot's true identity.
  • : Eoghania was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Efficient Economies.
  • : Following new legislation in Eoghania, directors of low-budget sci-fi films are flocking to use Rehiderah as a backdrop.
  • : Following new legislation in Eoghania, oracles predict landslide victories for King Euan for the next 50 years.
  • : Following new legislation in Eoghania, many aides in King Euan's office are known to be serial jaywalkers.
  • : Eoghania was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Lowest Overall Tax Burden and the Top 10% for Highest Unexpected Death Rate.

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