The Celestial Empire of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Peace and Prosperity
Regional Influence
Page
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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The Celestial Empire of Eoghania is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by King Euan with an iron fist, and remarkable for its soft-spoken computers, strictly enforced bedtime, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 10.225 billion Eoghanians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The minute, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government, or what there is of one, is primarily concerned with Defense, although Law & Order and Industry are also considered important, while Social Policy and Welfare aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Rehiderah. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Eoghanian economy, worth a remarkable 2,391 trillion Eoghanian Credits a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized black market in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, Automobile Manufacturing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 233,891 Eoghanian Credits, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The native owl population is in permanent hibernation, an increasing percentage of the population's youth have homosexual parents, most of the nation's wealthy aristocrats are dentists, and there is a dearth of space for new houses. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Eoghania's national animal is the Smaragdusian Cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Euanian.

Eoghania is ranked 3,327th in the West Pacific and 85,690th in the world for Safest, scoring 142.141 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Eoghania, there is a dearth of space for new houses.
  • : Following new legislation in Eoghania, most of the nation's wealthy aristocrats are dentists.
  • : Following new legislation in Eoghania, an increasing percentage of the population's youth have homosexual parents.
  • : Following new legislation in Eoghania, the native owl population is in permanent hibernation.
  • : Following new legislation in Eoghania, fancy dress parties are raided by military police for new recruits.
  • : Eoghania was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Authoritarian (last census: Top 10%).
  • : Eoghania was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Most Authoritarian.
  • : Following new legislation in Eoghania, penal labor is a de facto death sentence.
  • : Following new legislation in Eoghania, fewer people are bathing as citizens must show ration stamps before they can turn on their faucets.
  • : Following new legislation in Eoghania, meals are now followed by thirty minutes of mandatory exercise.

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