Largest Agricultural Sector: 113th Largest Information Technology Sector: 293rd Most Corrupt Governments: 458th
The Celestial Empire of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Peace and Prosperity
Regional Influence
Shoeshiner
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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The Celestial Empire of Eoghania is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by King Euan with an iron fist, and remarkable for its national health service, zero percent divorce rate, and parental licensing program. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 11.226 billion Eoghanians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The minute, corrupt, well-organized government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Rehiderah. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Eoghanian economy, worth a remarkable 2,548 trillion Eoghanian Credits a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized black market in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, Automobile Manufacturing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 227,027 Eoghanian Credits, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

A nation-wide cull of Smaragdusian Cats is in effect, the number of judges has tripled in recent months, the newly revamped army is so eager for action that it has trouble keeping the peace, and every new toxic waste dump comes with a seal of approval from the government's science advisor. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Eoghania's national animal is the Smaragdusian Cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Euanian.

Eoghania is ranked 15,168th in the world and 965th in the West Pacific for Most Authoritarian, with 2.03 Stalins.

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Largest Agricultural Sector: 113thLargest Information Technology Sector: 293rdMost Corrupt Governments: 458thMost Devout: 474thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 562ndLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 609thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 655thHighest Poor Incomes: 664thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 784thMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,215thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,266thLargest Black Market: 1,649thTop
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Largest Gambling Industry: 2,158thMost Stationary: 2,363rdLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 2,368thHighest Economic Output: 2,836thHighest Average Incomes: 3,034thBest Weather: 3,857thMost Beautiful Environments: 6,339thMost Influential: 7,580thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 7,964thMost Ignorant Citizens: 8,343rdTop
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Largest Populations: 9,359thLowest Crime Rates: 10,303rdRudest Citizens: 12,339thHighest Drug Use: 13,707thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 14,923rdMost Efficient Economies: 15,121stMost Authoritarian: 15,168th
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Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 3rd in the regionMost Devout: 5th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 5th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 6th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 8th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 8th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 9th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 11th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 19th in the regionLargest Black Market: 20th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 25th in the regionMost Stationary: 26th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 32nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 34th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 44th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 45th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 45th in the regionBest Weather: 79th in the regionLargest Populations: 81st in the regionTop
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Most Beautiful Environments: 129th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 139th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 198th in the regionMost Influential: 218th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 289th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 308th in the regionRudest Citizens: 366th in the regionTop
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Highest Drug Use: 491st in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 669th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 682nd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 767th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 812th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Eoghania was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Black Market and the Top 5% for Most Ignorant Citizens.
  • : Eoghania was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Ignorant Citizens.
  • : Eoghania was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Unexpected Death Rate.
  • : Eoghania was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Influential and the Top 10% for Most Efficient Economies.
  • : Eoghania was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Rudest Citizens.
  • : Following new legislation in Eoghania, every new toxic waste dump comes with a seal of approval from the government's science advisor.
  • : Eoghania was reclassified from "Psychotic Dictatorship" to "Iron Fist Consumerists".
  • : Following new legislation in Eoghania, the newly revamped army is so eager for action that it has trouble keeping the peace.
  • : Following new legislation in Eoghania, the number of judges has tripled in recent months.
  • : Following new legislation in Eoghania, a nation-wide cull of Smaragdusian Cats is in effect.

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