The Celestial Empire of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Peace and Prosperity
Regional Influence
Minnow
Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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The Celestial Empire of Eoghania is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by King Euan with an iron fist, and notable for its anti-smoking policies, enslaved workforce, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 9.272 billion Eoghanians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The minute, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government, or what there is of one, is dominated by the Department of Defense, with Law & Order also on the agenda, while Social Policy and Welfare aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Rehiderah. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Eoghanian economy, worth a remarkable 1,817 trillion Eoghanian Credits a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Automobile Manufacturing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 196,044 Eoghanian Credits, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 598,876 per year while the poor average 49,742, a ratio of 12.0 to 1.

Citizens who become homeless are immediately executed, protests are prohibited from blocking traffic, expensive lawyers are hired to defend citizens in court for public urination charges against their pets, and military spending is on the increase. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Eoghania's national animal is the Smaragdusian Cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Euanian.

Eoghania is ranked 528th in the West Pacific and 30,856th in the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements, with 0 Valid Endorsements.

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Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Eoghania, military spending is on the increase.
  • : Following new legislation in Eoghania, expensive lawyers are hired to defend citizens in court for public urination charges against their pets.
  • : Following new legislation in Eoghania, protests are prohibited from blocking traffic.
  • : Following new legislation in Eoghania, citizens who become homeless are immediately executed.
  • : Following new legislation in Eoghania, the government is well known for declaring war on other countries for suspected slights.
  • : Eoghania was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Populations.
  • : Eoghania was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Authoritarian (last census: Top 5%).
  • : Following new legislation in Eoghania, space shuttles regularly launch rubbish into space.
  • : Following new legislation in Eoghania, the new hit series "Eoghania's Got Trauma" has corporate executives fleeing the country.
  • : Following new legislation in Eoghania, organised sports are frowned upon as frivolous.

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