The Celestial Empire of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Peace and Prosperity
Regional Influence
Minnow
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

Overview People Government Economy Trend Analysis

The Celestial Empire of Eoghania is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by King Euan with an iron fist, and remarkable for its frequent executions, complete lack of public education, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 8.664 billion Eoghanians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The minute, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Rehiderah. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Eoghanian economy, worth a remarkable 1,688 trillion Eoghanian Credits a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Automobile Manufacturing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 194,840 Eoghanian Credits, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 603,464 per year while the poor average 48,467, a ratio of 12.5 to 1.

Anyone dissenting from the state ideology is declared "mentally ill" and whisked away in a straitjacket, only the rich can afford the latest medical innovations, Eoghania's navy has been named the scourge of the seven thousand seas, and it is a crime to operate a combine harvester while intoxicated. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Eoghania's national animal is the Smaragdusian Cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Euanian.

Eoghania is ranked 24th in the West Pacific and 1,638th in the world for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring 7 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 1 day 11 hours ago

  • 1 day 3 hours ago: Following new legislation in Eoghania, it is a crime to operate a combine harvester while intoxicated.
  • 1 day 3 hours ago: Following new legislation in Eoghania, Eoghania's navy has been named the scourge of the seven thousand seas.
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in Eoghania, only the rich can afford the latest medical innovations.
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in Eoghania, anyone dissenting from the state ideology is declared "mentally ill" and whisked away in a straitjacket.
  • 6 days ago: Eoghania fell out of the regional Top 10% for Longest Average Lifespans.
  • 8 days ago: Following new legislation in Eoghania, young children are regularly seen wagering pocket money at blackjack tables.
  • 11 days ago: Following new legislation in Eoghania, children's toy tractors have been seized as state property.
  • 11 days ago: Following new legislation in Eoghania, small businesses are gobbled up almost daily by corporate giants.
  • 11 days ago: Following new legislation in Eoghania, prominent cultural symbols are featured on the backs of cereal boxes.
  • 11 days ago: Following new legislation in Eoghania, the government is sending thousands of citizens overseas to defend a square mile of land.

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