Largest Agricultural Sector: 108th Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 222nd Largest Information Technology Sector: 232nd
The Celestial Empire of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Peace and Prosperity
Regional Influence
Shoeshiner
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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The Celestial Empire of Eoghania is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by King Euan with an iron fist, and remarkable for its parental licensing program, compulsory military service, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 10.861 billion Eoghanians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The minute, corrupt, well-organized government, or what there is of one, is primarily concerned with Defense, with Law & Order, Industry, and Environment also on the agenda, while Social Policy and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Rehiderah. The average income tax rate is 1.2%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Eoghanian economy, worth a remarkable 2,589 trillion Eoghanian Credits a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized black market in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Automobile Manufacturing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 238,450 Eoghanian Credits, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Several citizens have complained about scientists abducting their pets for experimentation, rumours have it that a secret police is responsible for the recent spate of missing persons, suburban backyards are seized by the government and turned into national parks, and cars are banned from built-up areas. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Eoghania's national animal is the Smaragdusian Cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Euanian.

Eoghania is ranked 15,723rd in the world and 535th in the West Pacific for Highest Drug Use, scoring 106.6 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.

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Largest Agricultural Sector: 108thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 222ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 232ndHighest Poor Incomes: 407thMost Corrupt Governments: 436thMost Devout: 439thMost Efficient Economies: 487thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 510thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 606thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 738thMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,042ndLargest Black Market: 1,221stTop
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Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 2,081stMost Stationary: 2,434thHighest Average Incomes: 2,517thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 2,630thHighest Economic Output: 2,666thLargest Gambling Industry: 3,009thBest Weather: 3,171stMost Beautiful Environments: 4,157thMost Influential: 7,570thLowest Crime Rates: 7,748thTop
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Largest Populations: 9,622ndMost Authoritarian: 11,448thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 13,381stMost Ignorant Citizens: 14,538thMost Income Equality: 15,667thHighest Drug Use: 15,723rdLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 15,859th
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Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Devout: 3rd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 4th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 4th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 5th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 5th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 6th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 7th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 8th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 9th in the regionLargest Black Market: 12th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 16th in the regionMost Stationary: 26th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 27th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 28th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 28th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 45th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 48th in the regionBest Weather: 56th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 72nd in the regionLargest Populations: 79th in the regionTop
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Lowest Crime Rates: 121st in the regionMost Influential: 206th in the regionTop
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Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 434th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 453rd in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 499th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 535th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 610th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 613th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 614th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 652nd in the regionMost Income Equality: 740th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Eoghania, cars are banned from built-up areas.
  • : Following new legislation in Eoghania, suburban backyards are seized by the government and turned into national parks.
  • : Following new legislation in Eoghania, rumours have it that a secret police is responsible for the recent spate of missing persons.
  • : Following new legislation in Eoghania, several citizens have complained about scientists abducting their pets for experimentation.
  • : Following new legislation in Eoghania, King Euan's exquisite office door is replaced monthly due to angry petitioners.
  • : Following new legislation in Eoghania, a girl's success in life is often linked to her performance in beauty pageants.
  • : Following new legislation in Eoghania, science centers and state of the art laboratories are ubiquitous.
  • : Following new legislation in Eoghania, half of Eoghania's doctors can't speak the language.
  • : Following new legislation in Eoghania, there has been a series of riots between local cannibals and health food advocates.
  • : Following new legislation in Eoghania, jails have become colloquially known as 'vampire houses'.

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