The Celestial Empire of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Peace and Prosperity
Regional Influence
Minnow
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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The Celestial Empire of Eoghania is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by King Euan with an iron fist, and renowned for its zero percent divorce rate, strictly enforced bedtime, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 8.481 billion Eoghanians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Rehiderah. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 92.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Eoghanian economy, worth a remarkable 2,270 trillion Eoghanian Credits a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Automobile Manufacturing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 267,733 Eoghanian Credits, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 878,009 per year while the poor average 61,272, a ratio of 14.3 to 1.

The airforce has intensified its bombings of hospitals and schools in Brasilistan, the education system has gotten a recent boost in spending, 'Shoot the Villager' has become a popular pastime in the nation's armed forces, and fur coats have become the latest fashion trend. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force. Eoghania's national animal is the Smaragdusian Cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Euanian.

Eoghania is ranked 5,228th in the West Pacific and 114,304th in the world for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens, with -5 Whatever.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 4 hours ago

  • 16 hours ago: Following new legislation in Eoghania, fur coats have become the latest fashion trend.
  • 16 hours ago: Following new legislation in Eoghania, 'Shoot the Villager' has become a popular pastime in the nation's armed forces.
  • 2 days 16 hours ago: Following new legislation in Eoghania, the education system has gotten a recent boost in spending.
  • 2 days 16 hours ago: Following new legislation in Eoghania, the airforce has intensified its bombings of hospitals and schools in Brasilistan.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Eoghania, claims of genocide have been levied against the nation by international observers.
  • 7 days ago: Following new legislation in Eoghania, new safety regulations require all cars manufactured in Eoghania to be bombproof.
  • 7 days ago: Following new legislation in Eoghania, carpet bombing has decimated Brasilistan's landscape and population.
  • 7 days ago: Following new legislation in Eoghania, children spout "Peace and Prosperity" involuntarily throughout the day.
  • 7 days ago: Following new legislation in Eoghania, army uniforms are replaced en masse to accommodate adult soldiers.
  • 12 days ago: Eoghania was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Longest Average Lifespans.

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