The Celestial Empire of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Peace and Prosperity
Regional Influence
Minnow
Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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The Celestial Empire of Eoghania is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by King Euan with an iron fist, and notable for its avowedly heterosexual populace, digital currency, and rampant corporate plagiarism. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 9.074 billion Eoghanians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The minute, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government, or what there is of one, is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, although Law & Order is also considered important, while Social Policy and Welfare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Rehiderah. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Eoghanian economy, worth a remarkable 1,801 trillion Eoghanian Credits a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Automobile Manufacturing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 198,482 Eoghanian Credits, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 623,401 per year while the poor average 48,386, a ratio of 12.9 to 1.

The government has cut its subsidies for all special interest groups, politicians accepting drinks in bars are executed for taking bribes, bicyclists are banned from major roads, and the alarmingly racist TV show 'Bigtopians Say the Darndest Things' is a hit. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Eoghania's national animal is the Smaragdusian Cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Euanian.

Eoghania is ranked 176th in the West Pacific and 10,327th in the world for Lowest Crime Rates, scoring 184.899 on the Relative Freedom From Crime Index.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Eoghania, the alarmingly racist TV show 'Bigtopians Say the Darndest Things' is a hit.
  • : Following new legislation in Eoghania, bicyclists are banned from major roads.
  • : Following new legislation in Eoghania, politicians accepting drinks in bars are executed for taking bribes.
  • : Following new legislation in Eoghania, the government has cut its subsidies for all special interest groups.
  • : Following new legislation in Eoghania, nursing mothers are often arrested for indecent exposure.
  • : Eoghania fell out of the world Top 10% for Most Subsidized Industry.
  • : Eoghania fell out of the regional Top 5% for Most Subsidized Industry.
  • : Eoghania was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry (last census: Top 5%).
  • : Following new legislation in Eoghania, the military is blowing up any threat to employment within the nation.
  • : Following new legislation in Eoghania, society and government have been organized according to a feudal hierarchy.

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