Largest Agricultural Sector: 118th Largest Information Technology Sector: 286th Most Corrupt Governments: 477th
The Celestial Empire of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Peace and Prosperity
Regional Influence
Shoeshiner
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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The Celestial Empire of Eoghania is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by King Euan with an iron fist, and remarkable for its soft-spoken computers, free-roaming dinosaurs, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 11.418 billion Eoghanians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The minute, corrupt, well-organized government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Rehiderah. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Eoghanian economy, worth a remarkable 2,604 trillion Eoghanian Credits a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized black market in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, Automobile Manufacturing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 228,131 Eoghanian Credits, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

City rooftops are pockmarked with the shattered remains of experimental delivery drones, police officers compete for the highest commissions from fines, the nation refuses to provide international aid, and much of Eoghania's computer network is controlled by a rampant artificial intelligence. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Eoghania's national animal is the Smaragdusian Cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Euanian.

Eoghania is ranked 154,073rd in the world and 7,097th in the West Pacific for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring -67.23 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.

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Largest Agricultural Sector: 118thLargest Information Technology Sector: 286thMost Corrupt Governments: 477thMost Devout: 491stLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 578thHighest Poor Incomes: 671stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 676thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 799thMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,222ndLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,250thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 1,452ndTop
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Largest Black Market: 1,630thLargest Gambling Industry: 2,197thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 2,220thMost Stationary: 2,331stHighest Economic Output: 2,805thHighest Average Incomes: 3,068thBest Weather: 3,949thMost Beautiful Environments: 6,397thMost Influential: 7,554thTop
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Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 8,427thMost Ignorant Citizens: 8,747thLargest Populations: 9,325thLowest Crime Rates: 10,555thMost Authoritarian: 12,871stRudest Citizens: 13,393rdHighest Drug Use: 13,588thMost Efficient Economies: 13,853rd
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Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 5th in the regionMost Devout: 6th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 6th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 8th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 9th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 10th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 11th in the regionLargest Black Market: 19th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 20th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 24th in the regionMost Stationary: 26th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 29th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 34th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 41st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 47th in the regionTop
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Best Weather: 79th in the regionLargest Populations: 80th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 108th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 130th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 154th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 209th in the regionMost Influential: 225th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 262nd in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 318th in the regionTop
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Rudest Citizens: 458th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 568th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 602nd in the regionMost Authoritarian: 662nd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 676th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 705th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Eoghania, much of Eoghania's computer network is controlled by a rampant artificial intelligence.
  • : Following new legislation in Eoghania, the nation refuses to provide international aid.
  • : Following new legislation in Eoghania, police officers compete for the highest commissions from fines.
  • : Following new legislation in Eoghania, city rooftops are pockmarked with the shattered remains of experimental delivery drones.
  • : Following new legislation in Eoghania, the number of children one can have is restricted by law.
  • : Eoghania was reclassified from "Father Knows Best State" to "Iron Fist Consumerists".
  • : Following new legislation in Eoghania, King Euan's new android secretary is the latest media darling.
  • : Following new legislation in Eoghania, calling out of the blue has become taboo.
  • : Following new legislation in Eoghania, a proud mining community is considering a rebellion after the Capital officially renamed them 'District XII'.
  • : Following new legislation in Eoghania, the endangered saltwater humpback Smaragdusian Cat is only seen in captivity programs.

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