Largest Agricultural Sector: 131st Largest Information Technology Sector: 327th Most Corrupt Governments: 495th
The Celestial Empire of
Corrupt Dictatorship
Peace and Prosperity
Regional Influence
Shoeshiner
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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The Celestial Empire of Eoghania is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by King Euan with an iron fist, and remarkable for its rampant corporate plagiarism, absence of drug laws, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 11.979 billion Eoghanians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The minute, corrupt, well-organized government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Rehiderah. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Eoghanian economy, worth a remarkable 2,761 trillion Eoghanian Credits a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized black market in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, Automobile Manufacturing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 230,552 Eoghanian Credits, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Ethnic minorities are often refused admission to some of the nation's best schools, weapons produced by newly nationalized armaments factories have been found to contain sawdust instead of gunpowder, lavish state dinners in Rehiderah are the state's leading budgetary expenditure, and elite teams of assassins have been sent into Brasilistan. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Eoghania's national animal is the Smaragdusian Cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Euanian.

Eoghania is ranked 175,702nd in the world and 9,082nd in the West Pacific for Most Advanced Public Transport, scoring -18.71 on the Societal Mobility Rating.

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Largest Agricultural Sector: 131stLargest Information Technology Sector: 327thMost Corrupt Governments: 495thMost Devout: 522ndLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 551stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 569thHighest Poor Incomes: 583rdLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 680thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,283rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,355thLargest Black Market: 1,539thTop
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Most Stationary: 2,184thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 2,380thLargest Gambling Industry: 2,584thHighest Economic Output: 2,684thHighest Average Incomes: 3,051stLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 3,319thBest Weather: 4,415thMost Beautiful Environments: 7,097thMost Influential: 7,741stHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 8,405thTop
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Largest Populations: 9,003rdLowest Crime Rates: 10,204thMost Efficient Economies: 13,605thMost Authoritarian: 13,657thHighest Drug Use: 15,578th
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Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 3rd in the regionMost Devout: 5th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 6th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 6th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 6th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 8th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 8th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 9th in the regionLargest Black Market: 14th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 19th in the regionMost Stationary: 25th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 28th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 29th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 30th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 36th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 44th in the regionLargest Populations: 74th in the regionBest Weather: 89th in the regionTop
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Most Beautiful Environments: 140th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 147th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 197th in the regionMost Influential: 213th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 263rd in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 271st in the regionTop
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Highest Drug Use: 563rd in the regionMost Authoritarian: 774th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 781st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 796th in the regionRudest Citizens: 859th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 909th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Eoghania, elite teams of assassins have been sent into Brasilistan.
  • : Following new legislation in Eoghania, lavish state dinners in Rehiderah are the state's leading budgetary expenditure.
  • : Following new legislation in Eoghania, weapons produced by newly nationalized armaments factories have been found to contain sawdust instead of gunpowder.
  • : Following new legislation in Eoghania, ethnic minorities are often refused admission to some of the nation's best schools.
  • : Following new legislation in Eoghania, travel bureaus double as recruiting centers for national intelligence agencies.
  • : Following new legislation in Eoghania, the nation's air missiles have killed thousands of Brasilistan military personnel.
  • : Following new legislation in Eoghania, no personal detail is too tiny for the suede-denim census police.
  • : Following new legislation in Eoghania, the government has stated an intention to min-max its stats for 'teh pwnage'.
  • : Following new legislation in Eoghania, the nation is cleaning up after a national night of celebration left most people with headaches and dim memories (Eoghania has found 4 easter eggs).
  • : Eoghania was reclassified from "Psychotic Dictatorship" to "Corrupt Dictatorship".

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