Largest Agricultural Sector: 135th Largest Information Technology Sector: 279th Most Corrupt Governments: 484th
The Celestial Empire of
Corrupt Dictatorship
Peace and Prosperity
Regional Influence
Civil Rights
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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The Celestial Empire of Eoghania is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by King Euan with an iron fist, and remarkable for its anti-smoking policies, digital currency, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 11.588 billion Eoghanians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The minute, corrupt, well-organized government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Rehiderah. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Eoghanian economy, worth a remarkable 2,664 trillion Eoghanian Credits a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized black market in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, Automobile Manufacturing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 229,950 Eoghanian Credits, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Consumption of cat memes has skyrocketed, weird or unusual crimes merit cruel and unusual punishments, the government is continually probing the galaxy in search of alien life, and the government subsidizes everything from particle physics to fabric softeners. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Eoghania's national animal is the Smaragdusian Cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Euanian.

Eoghania is ranked 1,212th in the world and 24th in the West Pacific for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 468.31 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.

Largest Agricultural Sector: 135thLargest Information Technology Sector: 279thMost Corrupt Governments: 484thMost Devout: 503rdLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 560thHighest Poor Incomes: 597thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 614thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 738thMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,212thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,246thLargest Black Market: 1,537thTop
Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 1,823rdMost Stationary: 2,299thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 2,305thLargest Gambling Industry: 2,446thHighest Economic Output: 2,714thHighest Average Incomes: 2,986thBest Weather: 4,223rdMost Beautiful Environments: 6,862ndMost Influential: 7,603rdTop
Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 8,240thLargest Populations: 9,166thLowest Crime Rates: 10,355thMost Authoritarian: 11,758thHighest Drug Use: 12,925thMost Efficient Economies: 13,243rdMost Ignorant Citizens: 15,060th
Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 5th in the regionMost Devout: 6th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 8th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 8th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 9th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 9th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 10th in the regionLargest Black Market: 16th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 20th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 24th in the regionMost Stationary: 26th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 31st in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 39th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 43rd in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 45th in the regionTop
Largest Populations: 82nd in the regionBest Weather: 89th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 135th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 144th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 163rd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 211th in the regionMost Influential: 233rd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 252nd in the regionTop
Highest Drug Use: 460th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 619th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 662nd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 682nd in the regionRudest Citizens: 683rd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 697th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 726th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Eoghania was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Black Market.
  • : Eoghania was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Black Market.
  • : Following new legislation in Eoghania, the government subsidizes everything from particle physics to fabric softeners.
  • : Following new legislation in Eoghania, the government is continually probing the galaxy in search of alien life.
  • : Following new legislation in Eoghania, weird or unusual crimes merit cruel and unusual punishments.
  • : Following new legislation in Eoghania, consumption of cat memes has skyrocketed.
  • : Following new legislation in Eoghania, academics are questioning the quality of the nation's newly-reprinted science textbooks.
  • : Following new legislation in Eoghania, signatures have been replaced with illegible scribbles.
  • : Following new legislation in Eoghania, no one believes anything until it has been strenuously tested and peer-reviewed.
  • : Eoghania was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Black Market and the Top 10% for Largest Cheese Export Sector.


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