Lowest Crime Rates: 225th Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 425th Safest: 431st
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The Royal Dominion of Enpolintoc is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by King Patrick III with an iron fist, and renowned for its parental licensing program, keen interest in outer space, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 13.986 billion Enpolians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The enormous, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Monelene. The average income tax rate is 99.0%.

The Enpolintocian economy, worth a remarkable 2,266 trillion Shenlas a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Book Publishing, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 162,025 Shenlas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

Police pull people off the street for even mentioning the word plane, children's toy tractors have been seized as state property, chalkboards are replaced with billboards in the classroom, and invasive species are hunted by the gendarmerie. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Enpolintoc's national animal is the Albino Tiger, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is varied amongst the populace.

Enpolintoc is ranked 25,928th in the world and 1st in Novus Licentia Terra for Most Authoritarian, with 1.32 Stalins.

Lowest Crime Rates: 225thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 425thSafest: 431stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 650thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 754thLargest Governments: 916thBest Weather: 936thHealthiest Citizens: 1,020thHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,100thMost Corrupt Governments: 1,365thMost Secular: 1,403rdMost Beautiful Environments: 1,436thTop
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 1,877thLongest Average Lifespans: 2,166thMost Pacifist: 2,757thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2,769thSmartest Citizens: 3,186thHighest Economic Output: 3,373rdHighest Poor Incomes: 5,819thLargest Populations: 6,665thLargest Agricultural Sector: 7,971stHighest Average Incomes: 8,246thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 8,261stMost Advanced Public Education: 8,335thTop
Most Scientifically Advanced: 10,575thLargest Publishing Industry: 11,104thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 11,280thMost Advanced Public Transport: 11,713thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 12,909th

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