Category: Capitalizt
Civil Rights:
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Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: Loamhedge


The Bad Idea in Retrospect of Ennui On The Mountain is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by The Manager with an even hand, and remarkable for its frequent executions, unlimited-speed roads, and digital currency. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless, devout population of 8.555 billion Ennui On The Mountainians enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

There is no government in the normal sense of the word; however, a small group of community-minded, liberal, pro-business individuals prioritizes Industry, although Environment is also considered important, while Social Policy and Welfare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Yawn City. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Ennui On The Mountainian economy, worth 417 trillion mehs a year, is driven entirely by the private sector, which is quite specialized and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Cheese Exports and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is 48,769 mehs, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 217,509 per year while the poor average 6,793, a ratio of 32.0 to 1.

The new hit series "Ennui On The Mountain's Got Trauma" has corporate executives fleeing the country, Sloth is one of the most popular forenames in Ennui On The Mountain, the people are furious with the government for allowing citizens to be executed for petty crimes in foreign countries, and the military frequently holds bake sales to raise funds. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Ennui On The Mountain's national animal is the sloth, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Ennui On The Mountain is ranked 5th in Loamhedge and 92,938th in the world for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring -2 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 18 days ago



by Max Barry

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