The Bad Idea in Retrospect of
Capitalizt
meh
Regional Influence
Apprentice
Region
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Excellent

Overview People Government Economy Trend Analysis

The Bad Idea in Retrospect of Ennui On The Mountain is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by The Manager with an even hand, and remarkable for its public floggings, enslaved workforce, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 10.805 billion Ennui On The Mountainians enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

There is no government in the normal sense of the word; however, a small group of community-minded, pro-business individuals prioritizes Industry, although Environment and Public Transport are also considered important, while Social Policy and Welfare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Yawn City. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Ennui On The Mountainian economy, worth 533 trillion mehs a year, is driven entirely by the private sector, which is quite specialized and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Cheese Exports and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is 49,371 mehs, with the richest citizens earning 7.3 times as much as the poorest.

It is a crime to operate a combine harvester while intoxicated, billions are being spent on a new island airport, the nation's peacekeeping efforts usually comes with a healthy dose of pillaging, and thousands of children die every day from easily curable illnesses. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Ennui On The Mountain's national animal is the sloth, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Ennui On The Mountain is ranked 7th in Loamhedge and 119,605th in the world for Largest Soda Pop Sector, scoring 0 on the Addison-Fukk Productivity Rating.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Ennui On The Mountain, thousands of children die every day from easily curable illnesses.
  • : Following new legislation in Ennui On The Mountain, the nation's peacekeeping efforts usually comes with a healthy dose of pillaging.
  • : Following new legislation in Ennui On The Mountain, billions are being spent on a new island airport.
  • : Following new legislation in Ennui On The Mountain, it is a crime to operate a combine harvester while intoxicated.
  • : Following new legislation in Ennui On The Mountain, tourism spikes whenever a major ship or plane is lost at sea.
  • : Following new legislation in Ennui On The Mountain, breast milk lattes are the newest fad among hip urbanites.
  • : Following new legislation in Ennui On The Mountain, bungee jumpers frequently go splat.
  • : Following new legislation in Ennui On The Mountain, the government has completely eliminated all childcare programs.
  • : Following new legislation in Ennui On The Mountain, a performance of the hit musical "Mamma Tua" has been delayed after squatters were found sleeping in the orchestra pit.
  • : Following new legislation in Ennui On The Mountain, the government is spending millions on lawyers' fees trying to get The Manager off a murder charge.

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