Category: Anarchy
Civil Rights:
Superb
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Superb

Regional Influence: Dealmaker

Location: Kittens Sanctuary

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The Bad Idea in Retrospect of Ennui On The Mountain is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by The Manager with a fair hand, and remarkable for its sprawling nuclear power plants. Its hard-nosed, hard-working, intelligent population of 2.713 billion live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

There is no government in the normal sense of the word; however, a small group of community-minded, liberal, pro-business individuals juggles the competing demands of Commerce, the Environment, and Public Transport. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Yawn City. Income tax is unheard of. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Cheese Exports industry, followed by Door-to-door Insurance Sales and Tourism.

Businesses are scrambling to adapt to the government's mandate that 'time and measurement no longer exist', crime has increased substantially since the police concentrated all their efforts on arresting the rich for loitering in their own homes, the CEO of Laws Incorporated must sign off on all new bills, and the nation is reliant on the principle of mutually assured destruction to maintain its security. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is crippling, and the police force struggles against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Ennui On The Mountain's national animal is the sloth, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its currency is the meh.

Ennui On The Mountain is ranked 4th in Kittens Sanctuary and 22,390th in the world for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 2 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 20 days ago

  • 20 days ago: Following new legislation in Ennui On The Mountain, the nation is reliant on the principle of mutually assured destruction to maintain its security.
  • 20 days ago: Following new legislation in Ennui On The Mountain, the CEO of Laws Incorporated must sign off on all new bills.
  • 21 days ago: Following new legislation in Ennui On The Mountain, crime has increased substantially since the police concentrated all their efforts on arresting the rich for loitering in their own homes.
  • 21 days ago: Following new legislation in Ennui On The Mountain, businesses are scrambling to adapt to the government's mandate that 'time and measurement no longer exist'.
  • 25 days ago: Following new legislation in Ennui On The Mountain, former school buses now regularly shuttle kids to the nearest shopping centers to work.
  • 26 days ago: Following new legislation in Ennui On The Mountain, organ donation rates are among the lowest in the region.
  • 27 days ago: Following new legislation in Ennui On The Mountain, the entire country is an urban wasteland as the well-to-do commute from space (Ennui On The Mountain has found 1 easter eggs).
  • 28 days ago: Following new legislation in Ennui On The Mountain, the ban on cars has been repealed.
  • 42 days ago: Ennui On The Mountain was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Stupidest Citizens (last census: Top 5%).
  • 42 days ago: Ennui On The Mountain was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Stupidest Citizens.
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