Largest Cheese Export Sector: 102nd Highest Crime Rates: 869th Most Armed: 1,218th
The Bad Idea in Retrospect of
Capitalizt
meh
Regional Influence
Truckler
Region
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Excellent

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The Bad Idea in Retrospect of Ennui On The Mountain is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by The Manager with an even hand, and notable for its frequent executions, unlimited-speed roads, and enslaved workforce. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 11.819 billion Ennui On The Mountainians enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

There is no government in the normal sense of the word; however, a small group of community-minded, liberal individuals prioritizes Industry, with Environment and Public Transport also on the agenda, while Social Policy and Welfare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Yawn City. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Ennui On The Mountainian economy, worth 615 trillion mehs a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is quite specialized and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Cheese Exports, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Tourism. Average income is 52,074 mehs, with the richest citizens earning 6.8 times as much as the poorest.

Thousands of former welfare recipients are in a revolutionary uproar as the rest of society is enjoying a hefty tax break, whipping posts and lashes have been transferred to the Historical Museum of Ennui On The Mountainian Embarrassments, pro-life activists often lecture pregnant women undergoing routine prenatal screening, and sloths are frequently shot for looking at people 'in a funny way'. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Ennui On The Mountain's national animal is the sloth, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Ennui On The Mountain is ranked 93,557th in the world and 6th in Loamhedge for Highest Average Incomes, with 52,074.13 Standard Monetary Units.

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Largest Cheese Export Sector: 102ndHighest Crime Rates: 869thMost Armed: 1,218thTop
5%
Largest Gambling Industry: 1,944thRudest Citizens: 2,494thFattest Citizens: 3,186thLargest Insurance Industry: 3,946thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 3,952ndMost Ignorant Citizens: 3,983rdMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 4,678thMost Rebellious Youth: 5,995thMost Avoided: 6,193rdTop
10%
Largest Populations: 8,581stHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 10,283rdMost Extensive Civil Rights: 12,857thMost Stationary: 13,158thHighest Drug Use: 14,809thMost Devout: 15,284th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Ennui On The Mountain was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Devout.
  • : Following new legislation in Ennui On The Mountain, sloths are frequently shot for looking at people 'in a funny way'.
  • : Ennui On The Mountain's influence in Loamhedge rose from "Vassal" to "Truckler".
  • : Following new legislation in Ennui On The Mountain, pro-life activists often lecture pregnant women undergoing routine prenatal screening.
  • : Following new legislation in Ennui On The Mountain, whipping posts and lashes have been transferred to the Historical Museum of Ennui On The Mountainian Embarrassments.
  • : Ennui On The Mountain was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Nudest.
  • : Following new legislation in Ennui On The Mountain, thousands of former welfare recipients are in a revolutionary uproar as the rest of society is enjoying a hefty tax break.
  • : Following new legislation in Ennui On The Mountain, public footpaths are being slowly eroded by the burgeoning number of ramblers.
  • : Following new legislation in Ennui On The Mountain, the government has taken a 'sort it out yourselves' approach to fighting malaria.
  • : Following new legislation in Ennui On The Mountain, the police have been reduced to using duct tape instead of handcuffs following further cutbacks.

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