Largest Cheese Export Sector: 87th Highest Crime Rates: 899th Most Armed: 1,223rd
The Bad Idea in Retrospect of
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meh
Regional Influence
Vassal
Region
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Excellent

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The Bad Idea in Retrospect of Ennui On The Mountain is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by The Manager with an even hand, and remarkable for its deadly medical pandemics, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 11.31 billion Ennui On The Mountainians enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

There is no government in the normal sense of the word; however, a small group of community-minded, liberal individuals prioritizes Industry, with Environment and Public Transport also on the agenda, while Social Policy and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Yawn City. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Ennui On The Mountainian economy, worth 588 trillion mehs a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is quite specialized and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Cheese Exports, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Tourism. Average income is 52,073 mehs, with the richest citizens earning 6.8 times as much as the poorest.

Tourists flock to see the giant stone carvings of Ennui On The Mountain's historical leaders at Mount Rushless, the police have been reduced to using duct tape instead of handcuffs following further cutbacks, the government has taken a 'sort it out yourselves' approach to fighting malaria, and public footpaths are being slowly eroded by the burgeoning number of ramblers. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Ennui On The Mountain's national animal is the sloth, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Ennui On The Mountain is ranked 176,643rd in the world and 8th in Loamhedge for Longest Average Lifespans, with 40.55 Years.

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Largest Cheese Export Sector: 87thHighest Crime Rates: 899thMost Armed: 1,223rdLargest Gambling Industry: 1,838thTop
5%
Rudest Citizens: 2,363rdFattest Citizens: 3,021stLargest Insurance Industry: 3,878thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 4,142ndMost Ignorant Citizens: 4,145thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 4,609thMost Rebellious Youth: 5,597thMost Avoided: 6,500thLargest Populations: 8,935thTop
10%
Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 11,260thMost Stationary: 14,059thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 15,693rdMost Devout: 16,323rdHighest Drug Use: 17,272ndHighest Economic Output: 17,428thMost Efficient Economies: 17,634thNudest: 18,393rd

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Ennui On The Mountain, public footpaths are being slowly eroded by the burgeoning number of ramblers.
  • : Following new legislation in Ennui On The Mountain, the government has taken a 'sort it out yourselves' approach to fighting malaria.
  • : Following new legislation in Ennui On The Mountain, the police have been reduced to using duct tape instead of handcuffs following further cutbacks.
  • : Following new legislation in Ennui On The Mountain, tourists flock to see the giant stone carvings of Ennui On The Mountain's historical leaders at Mount Rushless.
  • : Ennui On The Mountain was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Populations and the Top 10% for Highest Economic Output.
  • : Ennui On The Mountain was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Nudest.
  • : Ennui On The Mountain was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Drug Use.
  • : Following new legislation in Ennui On The Mountain, the government has certified several glow-in-the-dark athletes as drug free.
  • : Following new legislation in Ennui On The Mountain, Jennifer Government is a bestseller.
  • : Following new legislation in Ennui On The Mountain, birth rates have hit an all-time low.

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