Category: Capitalizt
Civil Rights:
Superb
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Excellent

Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: Loamhedge

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The Bad Idea in Retrospect of Ennui On The Mountain is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by The Manager with an even hand, and renowned for its sprawling nuclear power plants. The hard-nosed, hard-working, intelligent population of 7.958 billion Ennuis On The Mountainian enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

There is no government in the normal sense of the word; however, a small group of community-minded, pro-business individuals is mainly concerned with Commerce, although the Environment and Public Transport are secondary priorities. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Yawn City. Income tax is unheard of. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Cheese Exports, Gambling, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales industries.

The dead are minced up and sold to people in burger form, bus ads propagandize causes ranging from sexual revolution to religious pogroms, some members of Parliament are illiterate, and the government's official stance on religion is that it is so very silly. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is crippling, probably because of the country's utter lack of prisons. Ennui On The Mountain's national animal is the sloth, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its currency is the meh.

Ennui On The Mountain is ranked 8th in Loamhedge and 104,644th in the world for Best Weather, with -119 Metres of Sunlight Above Expected.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 7 hours ago

  • 118 minutes ago: Following new legislation in Ennui On The Mountain, the government's official stance on religion is that it is so very silly.
  • 13 hours ago: Ennui On The Mountain was reclassified from "Anarchy" to "Capitalizt".
  • 13 hours ago: Following new legislation in Ennui On The Mountain, some members of Parliament are illiterate.
  • 2 days 11 hours ago: Ennui On The Mountain was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Populations.
  • 25 days ago: Ennui On The Mountain was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Fastest-Growing Economies.
  • 26 days ago: Following new legislation in Ennui On The Mountain, bus ads propagandize causes ranging from sexual revolution to religious pogroms.
  • 41 days ago: Following new legislation in Ennui On The Mountain, the dead are minced up and sold to people in burger form.
  • 42 days ago: Following new legislation in Ennui On The Mountain, cheese has become the new icon of political dissent.
  • 47 days ago: Ennui On The Mountain was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Extreme.
  • 60 days ago: Following new legislation in Ennui On The Mountain, most people suffer from some form of hearing loss.

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by Max Barry

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