The Bad Idea in Retrospect of
Capitalizt
meh
Regional Influence
Minnow
Region
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Excellent

Overview People Government Economy Trend Analysis

The Bad Idea in Retrospect of Ennui On The Mountain is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by The Manager with an even hand, and renowned for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, keen interest in outer space, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless, devout population of 9.053 billion Ennui On The Mountainians enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

There is no government in the normal sense of the word; however, a small group of community-minded, liberal, pro-business individuals prioritizes Industry, with Environment also on the agenda, while Social Policy and Welfare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Yawn City. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Ennui On The Mountainian economy, worth 452 trillion mehs a year, is driven entirely by the private sector, which is quite specialized and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Cheese Exports and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is 50,017 mehs, with the richest citizens earning 7.3 times as much as the poorest.

All mothers are allowed six months fully-paid maternity leave, small businesses are gobbled up almost daily by corporate giants, skateboarding is considered a form of diplomacy, and almost half of the child population live rough on the streets. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Ennui On The Mountain's national animal is the sloth, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Ennui On The Mountain is ranked 3rd in Loamhedge and 25,701st in the world for Most Primitive, scoring 16 on the Scary Big Number Scale.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 14 days ago

  • 1 day 18 hours ago: Ennui On The Mountain fell out of the world Top 10% for Least Corrupt Governments.
  • 5 days ago: Ennui On The Mountain fell out of the world Top 10% for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides.
  • 7 days ago: Ennui On The Mountain was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Avoided (last census: Top 10%).
  • 14 days ago: Following new legislation in Ennui On The Mountain, almost half of the child population live rough on the streets.
  • 22 days ago: Following new legislation in Ennui On The Mountain, skateboarding is considered a form of diplomacy.
  • 34 days ago: Following new legislation in Ennui On The Mountain, small businesses are gobbled up almost daily by corporate giants.
  • 40 days ago: Ennui On The Mountain was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Fastest-Growing Economies.
  • 67 days ago: Following new legislation in Ennui On The Mountain, all mothers are allowed six months fully-paid maternity leave.
  • 67 days ago: Ennui On The Mountain was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Godforsaken.
  • 68 days ago: Following new legislation in Ennui On The Mountain, prime picnicking sites are being paved over in the name of progress.

More...

Report

by Max Barry

Latest Forum Topics