Category: Anarchy
Civil Rights:
Superb
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Corrupted

Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: Loamhedge

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The Bad Idea in Retrospect of Ennui On The Mountain is a colossal, economically powerful nation, ruled by The Manager with a fair hand, and renowned for its suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, intelligent population of 7.623 billion Ennuis On The Mountainian live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

There is no government in the normal sense of the word; however, a small group of community-minded, pro-business individuals concentrates mainly on Commerce, although the Environment and Public Transport are on the agenda. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Yawn City. Income tax is unheard of. The private sector is almost wholly made up of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out.

Many junior high school teachers minor in midwifery, Humongo-Mart's Beef 'n Sloth Lasagne is a hit, the alarmingly racist TV show 'Bigtopians Say the Darndest Things' is a hit, and most people suffer from some form of hearing loss. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is crippling, probably because of the country's utter lack of prisons. Ennui On The Mountain's national animal is the sloth, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its currency is the meh.

Ennui On The Mountain is ranked 5th in Loamhedge and 71,752nd in the world for Least Corrupt Governments, scoring -36 on the Inverse Mugabe Relativity Rating.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 4 days ago

  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Ennui On The Mountain, most people suffer from some form of hearing loss.
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in Ennui On The Mountain, the alarmingly racist TV show 'Bigtopians Say the Darndest Things' is a hit.
  • 18 days ago: Ennui On The Mountain fell out of the world Top 10% for Largest Populations.
  • 25 days ago: Following new legislation in Ennui On The Mountain, Humongo-Mart's Beef 'n Sloth Lasagne is a hit.
  • 27 days ago: Following new legislation in Ennui On The Mountain, many junior high school teachers minor in midwifery.
  • 28 days ago: Following new legislation in Ennui On The Mountain, Pinkerton agents are called in to forcibly break up white collar strikes.
  • 41 days ago: Ennui On The Mountain was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Shortest Average Lifespan.
  • 47 days ago: Following new legislation in Ennui On The Mountain, the government is outsourcing itself.
  • 48 days ago: Following new legislation in Ennui On The Mountain, the streets are ravaged by murder and violence to prove political points.
  • 49 days ago: Ennui On The Mountain fell out of the world Top 10% for Fastest-Growing Economies.

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by Max Barry

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