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Largest Cheese Export Sector: 123rd Highest Crime Rates: 906th Most Armed: 1,245th
The Bad Idea in Retrospect of
Capitalizt
meh
Regional Influence
Truckler
Region
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Excellent

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The Bad Idea in Retrospect of Ennui On The Mountain is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by The Manager with an even hand, and notable for its infamous sell-swords, sprawling nuclear power plants, and complete lack of prisons. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 12.011 billion Ennui On The Mountainians enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

There is no government in the normal sense of the word; however, a small group of community-minded, liberal individuals prioritizes Industry, although Environment and Public Transport are also considered important, while Social Policy and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Yawn City. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Ennui On The Mountainian economy, worth 647 trillion mehs a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is quite specialized and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Cheese Exports, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Tourism. Average income is 53,896 mehs, with the richest citizens earning 6.8 times as much as the poorest.

Whipping posts and lashes have been transferred to the Historical Museum of Ennui On The Mountainian Embarrassments, pro-life activists often lecture pregnant women undergoing routine prenatal screening, sloths are frequently shot for looking at people 'in a funny way', and the government is a proud sponsor of the National Gaming Association. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Ennui On The Mountain's national animal is the sloth, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Ennui On The Mountain is ranked 152,333rd in the world and 8th in Loamhedge for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring -35.07 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.

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Largest Cheese Export Sector: 123rdHighest Crime Rates: 906thMost Armed: 1,245thTop
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Largest Gambling Industry: 1,838thRudest Citizens: 2,466thFattest Citizens: 3,149thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 3,883rdMost Ignorant Citizens: 4,007thLargest Insurance Industry: 4,394thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 4,687thMost Avoided: 6,222ndMost Rebellious Youth: 6,377thTop
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Largest Populations: 8,560thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 10,403rdMost Extensive Civil Rights: 12,614thMost Stationary: 12,913thHighest Drug Use: 14,689thMost Devout: 15,269th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Ennui On The Mountain was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Economic Output.
  • : Following new legislation in Ennui On The Mountain, the government is a proud sponsor of the National Gaming Association.
  • : Ennui On The Mountain was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Populations.
  • : Ennui On The Mountain was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Devout.
  • : Following new legislation in Ennui On The Mountain, sloths are frequently shot for looking at people 'in a funny way'.
  • : Ennui On The Mountain's influence in Loamhedge rose from "Vassal" to "Truckler".
  • : Following new legislation in Ennui On The Mountain, pro-life activists often lecture pregnant women undergoing routine prenatal screening.
  • : Following new legislation in Ennui On The Mountain, whipping posts and lashes have been transferred to the Historical Museum of Ennui On The Mountainian Embarrassments.
  • : Ennui On The Mountain was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Nudest.
  • : Following new legislation in Ennui On The Mountain, thousands of former welfare recipients are in a revolutionary uproar as the rest of society is enjoying a hefty tax break.

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