Largest Cheese Export Sector: 94th Highest Crime Rates: 887th Most Armed: 1,222nd
The Bad Idea in Retrospect of
Capitalizt
meh
Regional Influence
Truckler
Region
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Excellent

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The Bad Idea in Retrospect of Ennui On The Mountain is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by The Manager with an even hand, and notable for its deadly medical pandemics, rampant corporate plagiarism, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 11.63 billion Ennui On The Mountainians enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

There is no government in the normal sense of the word; however, a small group of community-minded, liberal individuals prioritizes Industry, although Environment and Public Transport are also considered important, while Social Policy and Welfare aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Yawn City. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Ennui On The Mountainian economy, worth 605 trillion mehs a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is quite specialized and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Cheese Exports, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Tourism. Average income is 52,073 mehs, with the richest citizens earning 6.8 times as much as the poorest.

Public footpaths are being slowly eroded by the burgeoning number of ramblers, thousands of former welfare recipients are in a revolutionary uproar as the rest of society is enjoying a hefty tax break, whipping posts and lashes have been transferred to the Historical Museum of Ennui On The Mountainian Embarrassments, and pro-life activists often lecture pregnant women undergoing routine prenatal screening. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Ennui On The Mountain's national animal is the sloth, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Ennui On The Mountain is ranked 4,704th in the world and 1st in Loamhedge for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens, with 59.52 Whatever.

Top
1%
Largest Cheese Export Sector: 94thHighest Crime Rates: 887thMost Armed: 1,222ndTop
5%
Largest Gambling Industry: 1,925thRudest Citizens: 2,453rdFattest Citizens: 3,161stLargest Insurance Industry: 3,918thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 4,054thMost Ignorant Citizens: 4,106thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 4,704thMost Rebellious Youth: 5,855thMost Avoided: 6,358thTop
10%
Largest Populations: 8,716thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 10,840thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 10,954thMost Stationary: 13,546thHighest Drug Use: 15,079thMost Devout: 15,139th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Ennui On The Mountain's influence in Loamhedge rose from "Vassal" to "Truckler".
  • : Following new legislation in Ennui On The Mountain, pro-life activists often lecture pregnant women undergoing routine prenatal screening.
  • : Following new legislation in Ennui On The Mountain, whipping posts and lashes have been transferred to the Historical Museum of Ennui On The Mountainian Embarrassments.
  • : Ennui On The Mountain was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Nudest.
  • : Following new legislation in Ennui On The Mountain, thousands of former welfare recipients are in a revolutionary uproar as the rest of society is enjoying a hefty tax break.
  • : Following new legislation in Ennui On The Mountain, public footpaths are being slowly eroded by the burgeoning number of ramblers.
  • : Following new legislation in Ennui On The Mountain, the government has taken a 'sort it out yourselves' approach to fighting malaria.
  • : Following new legislation in Ennui On The Mountain, the police have been reduced to using duct tape instead of handcuffs following further cutbacks.
  • : Following new legislation in Ennui On The Mountain, tourists flock to see the giant stone carvings of Ennui On The Mountain's historical leaders at Mount Rushless.
  • : Ennui On The Mountain was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Populations and the Top 10% for Highest Economic Output.

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