Category: Anarchy
Civil Rights:
Superb
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Corrupted

Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: Loamhedge

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The Bad Idea in Retrospect of Ennui On The Mountain is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by The Manager with a fair hand, and remarkable for its keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, hard-working, intelligent population of 7.947 billion Ennuis On The Mountainian live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

There is no government in the normal sense of the word; however, a small group of community-minded, pro-business individuals is mainly concerned with Commerce, although the Environment and Public Transport are secondary priorities. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Yawn City. Income tax is unheard of. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Cheese Exports, Gambling, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales industries.

Most people suffer from some form of hearing loss, cheese has become the new icon of political dissent, the dead are minced up and sold to people in burger form, and bus ads propagandize causes ranging from sexual revolution to religious pogroms. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is crippling, probably because of the country's utter lack of prisons. Ennui On The Mountain's national animal is the sloth, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its currency is the meh.

Ennui On The Mountain is ranked 6th in Loamhedge and 56,444th in the world for Highest Drug Use, scoring 61 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 23 days ago

  • 22 days ago: Ennui On The Mountain was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Fastest-Growing Economies.
  • 23 days ago: Following new legislation in Ennui On The Mountain, bus ads propagandize causes ranging from sexual revolution to religious pogroms.
  • 38 days ago: Following new legislation in Ennui On The Mountain, the dead are minced up and sold to people in burger form.
  • 39 days ago: Following new legislation in Ennui On The Mountain, cheese has become the new icon of political dissent.
  • 44 days ago: Ennui On The Mountain was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Extreme.
  • 58 days ago: Following new legislation in Ennui On The Mountain, most people suffer from some form of hearing loss.
  • 59 days ago: Following new legislation in Ennui On The Mountain, the alarmingly racist TV show 'Bigtopians Say the Darndest Things' is a hit.
  • 71 days ago: Ennui On The Mountain fell out of the world Top 10% for Largest Populations.
  • 79 days ago: Following new legislation in Ennui On The Mountain, Humongo-Mart's Beef 'n Sloth Lasagne is a hit.
  • 81 days ago: Following new legislation in Ennui On The Mountain, many junior high school teachers minor in midwifery.

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by Max Barry

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