Largest Cheese Export Sector: 88th Highest Crime Rates: 873rd Most Armed: 1,200th
The Bad Idea in Retrospect of
Capitalizt
meh
Regional Influence
Vassal
Region
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Excellent

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The Bad Idea in Retrospect of Ennui On The Mountain is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by The Manager with an even hand, and notable for its frequent executions, unlimited-speed roads, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 11.447 billion Ennui On The Mountainians enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

There is no government in the normal sense of the word; however, a small group of community-minded, liberal individuals prioritizes Industry, with Environment and Public Transport also on the agenda, while Social Policy and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Yawn City. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Ennui On The Mountainian economy, worth 596 trillion mehs a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is quite specialized and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Cheese Exports, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Tourism. Average income is 52,073 mehs, with the richest citizens earning 6.8 times as much as the poorest.

The government has taken a 'sort it out yourselves' approach to fighting malaria, public footpaths are being slowly eroded by the burgeoning number of ramblers, thousands of former welfare recipients are in a revolutionary uproar as the rest of society is enjoying a hefty tax break, and whipping posts and lashes have been transferred to the Historical Museum of Ennui On The Mountainian Embarrassments. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Ennui On The Mountain's national animal is the sloth, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Ennui On The Mountain is ranked 172,716th in the world and 6th in Loamhedge for Most Compassionate Citizens, scoring 12.97 on the Kitten Softness Rating.

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Largest Cheese Export Sector: 88thHighest Crime Rates: 873rdMost Armed: 1,200thTop
5%
Largest Gambling Industry: 1,899thRudest Citizens: 2,457thFattest Citizens: 3,140thLargest Insurance Industry: 3,956thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 4,055thMost Ignorant Citizens: 4,220thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 4,688thMost Rebellious Youth: 5,702ndMost Avoided: 6,502ndLargest Populations: 8,830thTop
10%
Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 11,466thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 13,074thMost Stationary: 13,850thMost Devout: 16,302ndHighest Drug Use: 17,316thHighest Economic Output: 17,417th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Ennui On The Mountain, whipping posts and lashes have been transferred to the Historical Museum of Ennui On The Mountainian Embarrassments.
  • : Ennui On The Mountain was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Nudest.
  • : Following new legislation in Ennui On The Mountain, thousands of former welfare recipients are in a revolutionary uproar as the rest of society is enjoying a hefty tax break.
  • : Following new legislation in Ennui On The Mountain, public footpaths are being slowly eroded by the burgeoning number of ramblers.
  • : Following new legislation in Ennui On The Mountain, the government has taken a 'sort it out yourselves' approach to fighting malaria.
  • : Following new legislation in Ennui On The Mountain, the police have been reduced to using duct tape instead of handcuffs following further cutbacks.
  • : Following new legislation in Ennui On The Mountain, tourists flock to see the giant stone carvings of Ennui On The Mountain's historical leaders at Mount Rushless.
  • : Ennui On The Mountain was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Populations and the Top 10% for Highest Economic Output.
  • : Ennui On The Mountain was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Nudest.
  • : Ennui On The Mountain was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Drug Use.

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