Category: Capitalizt
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Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: Loamhedge


The Bad Idea in Retrospect of Ennui On The Mountain is a colossal, economically powerful nation, ruled by The Manager with an even hand, and notable for its keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, hard-working, intelligent population of 8.306 billion Ennuis On The Mountainian enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

There is no government in the normal sense of the word; however, a small group of community-minded, pro-business individuals juggles the competing demands of Commerce, the Environment, and Public Transport. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Yawn City. Income tax is unheard of. The private sector is almost wholly made up of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out.

The government's official stance on religion is that it is so very silly, the new hit series "Ennui On The Mountain's Got Trauma" has corporate executives fleeing the country, Sloth is one of the most popular forenames in Ennui On The Mountain, and the people are furious with the government for allowing citizens to be executed for petty crimes in foreign countries. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is crippling, probably because of the country's utter lack of prisons. Ennui On The Mountain's national animal is the sloth, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its currency is the meh.

Ennui On The Mountain is ranked 8th in Loamhedge and 118,271st in the world for Largest Public Transport Department, scoring -45 on the Societal Mobility Rating.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 5 days ago



by Max Barry

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