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The Coalition of Enif |
“For Peace, for Power, for Unity!”
| Category: Iron Fist Consumerists | ||
| Civil Rights: Few |
Economy: Very Strong |
Political Freedoms: Unheard Of |
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Location: The North Pacific |
Regional Influence: Minnow |
The Coalition of Enif is a massive, economically powerful nation, ruled by Admiral Petrarch with an iron fist, and renowned for its compulsory military service. Its hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 2.305 billion are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defence, and Healthcare. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Epsilon City. The average income tax rate is 100%. A powerhouse of a private sector is dominated by the Uranium Mining industry.
Recruitment posters proclaim the army to be both fabulous and fashionable, postmen have been arrested in job lots for selling junk mail as home insulation, citizens are regularly arrested in queues for 'loitering', and naturists are jailed regularly for indecent exposure. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Enif's national animal is the Haasts Eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, its national religion is The order of Pegasi, and its currency is the Enif Credit.
Enif is ranked 82nd in the region and 4,146th in the world for Largest Publishing Industry.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity: 3 hours ago
- 1 day, 3 hours ago: Following new legislation in
Enif, naturists are jailed regularly for indecent exposure. - 1 day, 3 hours ago: Following new legislation in
Enif, citizens are regularly arrested in queues for 'loitering'. - 1 day, 3 hours ago: Following new legislation in
Enif, postmen have been arrested in job lots for selling junk mail as home insulation. - 1 day, 3 hours ago: Following new legislation in
Enif, recruitment posters proclaim the army to be both fabulous and fashionable. - 1 day, 3 hours ago: Following new legislation in
Enif, the government is well known for declaring war on other countries for suspected slights. - 3 days, 2 hours ago: Following new legislation in
Enif, airport security is provided by private companies. - 4 days ago: Following new legislation in
Enif, businesses often fire workers in favour of cheaper automatic systems. - 7 days ago: Following new legislation in
Enif, rumours have it that a secret police is responsible for the recent spate of missing persons. - 7 days ago: Following new legislation in
Enif, people faint regularly as they get stuck with compulsory vaccinations. - 7 days ago:
Enif voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Condemn Omigodtheykilledkenny".
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 55 (
Wee Tiddle on the Wap,
Andromeda Islands,
Yaorozu,
Groovistan,
The Tresville Element,
Grosseschnauzer,
Leeste,
Oneofakynd,
Impenyer,
Herzliyya,
Whereisthatistan,
Corkavia,
Ompire,
Intelligiente,
Shoeless Joe,
Flying Solo,
Former English Colony,
Novare Res,
Katalijne,
Callistra,
Kissmydonkey,
Aesthali,
Velon,
Laibach,
Anarcosyndiclic Peons,
Zemnaya Svoboda,
Pasargad,
Fengate,
Leprechaun Fighters,
Asoryan,
San Martiano,
Syriis,
Hollow Shire,
Euretania,
Micronosia,
The Gaean Reach,
Amal Movement,
Veberia,
Nicopolium,
Pana8inaikos,
Andrapos,
New Kervoskia,
Ermarian,
BloodySunday,
New Greasbyland,
Ibronia,
Carossia,
Growlarushia,
Elevation,
Austria-Ungheria,
Tarrenh,
Xenefee,
Wisconsota,
Frejmark,
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