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The Reincarnated nation of Engortia

“War...War never changes...”

Category: Capitalizt
Civil Rights:
Superb
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Average

Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: The Federal Union

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The Reincarnated nation of Engortia is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by Potenate Iosif Matvey Lagunov with an even hand, and notable for its keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 3.238 billion Engortians enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, pro-business government stops and the rest of society begins, but it devotes most of its attentions to Defence, with areas such as the Environment and Religion & Spirituality receiving almost no funds by comparison. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bol'Shelug. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 24%. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Uranium Mining industries.

The nation is reliant on the principle of mutually assured destruction to maintain its security, Jennifer Government is a bestseller, one-stop superstores divide and conquer family businesses, and birth rates have hit an all-time low. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is crippling. Engortia's national animal is the Saltwater Crocodile, which is also the nation's favorite main course, its national religion is Ancestral church of Engortia, and its currency is the Orkane.

Engortia is ranked 2nd in The Federal Union and 4,471st in the world for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides, scoring 182 on the Inverse Marx-Engels Emancipation Scale.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 6 days ago

  • 6 days ago: Following new legislation in Engortia, birth rates have hit an all-time low.
  • 6 days ago: Following new legislation in Engortia, one-stop superstores divide and conquer family businesses.
  • 6 days ago: Following new legislation in Engortia, Jennifer Government is a bestseller.
  • 6 days ago: Following new legislation in Engortia, the nation is reliant on the principle of mutually assured destruction to maintain its security.
  • 7 days ago: Engortia was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Drug Use.
  • 8 days ago: Following new legislation in Engortia, the public health bureaucracy is wrapped in miles of red tape.
  • 8 days ago: Following new legislation in Engortia, computer users are buried daily in thousands of unsolicited emails.
  • 8 days ago: Following new legislation in Engortia, Engortia's schoolchildren are manufactured into a segregated bunch of soldiers, religious zealots, and computer technicians.
  • 8 days ago: Following new legislation in Engortia, tumbleweeds made of litter adorn city streets.
  • 8 days ago: Following new legislation in Engortia, chemically brainwashed citizens praise Potenate Iosif Matvey Lagunov's name on an hourly basis.

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