Location: Colchester and Perth

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The Queendom of England and Australia is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Queen Titania of the EEAL with an iron fist, and notable for its ban on automobiles. Its hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 1.72 billion are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, moralistic government stops and the rest of society begins, but it devotes most of its attentions to Law & Order, with areas such as Social Equality and Commerce receiving almost no funds by comparison. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bloemfontein. The average income tax rate is 69%. The private sector is almost wholly made up of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out.

The police crack down on tax evaders without mercy, citizens wishing to be parents must undertake a series of gruelling tests to evaluate their capabilities, a ban on unsolicited cold calling in all forms is in effect, and abortions are carried out secretly in shady backstreet clinics. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. England and Australia's national animal is the Slavegirls, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, its national religion is Femdom EEAL, and its currency is the Submiss Prisal.

England and Australia is ranked 1st in Colchester and Perth and 38,997th in the world for Healthiest Citizens, with 4 Standard Bananas Ingested per capita per day.

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NationStates by Max Barry, author of and