Population | 22.767 billion |
Capital | Eulenberg |
Leader | Comrade Ivan Martynowicz |
Currency | Peoples' Ruble |
Animal | Owl |
The Revolutionary Communists of Enclave of Soviet Germany is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Comrade Ivan Martynowicz with an iron fist, and notable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, rampant corporate plagiarism, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The compassionate, cynical population of 22.767 billion Comrades are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.
The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, corrupt morass — juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Eulenberg. The income tax rate is 100%.
The enormous but inefficient Communist economy, worth a remarkable 2,878 trillion Peoples' Rubles a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 126,412 Peoples' Rubles, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Dynamite sales and concert audiences are booming, the government enforces a policy of 'from each according to their ability, to each according to the available budget', the police are tightening their grip on alcohol smugglers, and urban graffiti is hand-calligraphed in perfectly kerned elegant fonts. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Enclave of Soviet Germany's national animal is the Owl, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.
Enclave of Soviet Germany is ranked 3,066th in the world and 118th in Balder for Most Cultured, scoring 215 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Enclave of Soviet Germany was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Cultured.
- : Enclave of Soviet Germany's influence in Balder rose from "Hatchling" to "Newcomer".
- : Enclave of Soviet Germany was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Income Equality.
- : Enclave of Soviet Germany was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Eco-Friendly Governments.
- : Enclave of Soviet Germany was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Eco-Friendly Governments.
- : Enclave of Soviet Germany's influence in Balder rose from "Unproven" to "Hatchling".
- : Enclave of Soviet Germany's influence in Balder rose from "Zero" to "Unproven".
- : Enclave of Soviet Germany was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Advanced Public Education and the Top 10% for Most World Assembly Endorsements.
- : Enclave of Soviet Germany was refounded in Balder.
- : Enclave of Soviet Germany ceased to exist in Osiris.