The People's Kingdom of
Liberal Democratic Socialists
Check yourself before you wreck yourself.
Regional Influence
Shoeshiner
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Imploded
Political Freedom
Excellent

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The People's Kingdom of Emville is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Finnia Lunistar with a fair hand, and renowned for its anti-smoking policies, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The democratic, devout population of 8.012 billion Emvilleans love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, socially-minded morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Finville. The average income tax rate is 99.4%.

The sizeable but stagnant Emvillean economy, worth 96.7 trillion Empahs a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 12,074 Empahs, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nightly news reports prosaically on the government blindly throwing money at despotic kidnappers, Okapi is one of the most popular forenames in Emville, long arduous trials are held for the most trivial of offences, and a new Brasilistani government has become a daily report on the main evening news. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Emville's national animal is the Okapi, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Lovecraft.

Emville is ranked 2,827th in the Rejected Realms and 133,513th in the world for Most Primitive, scoring -204 on the Scary Big Number Scale.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Emville, a new Brasilistani government has become a daily report on the main evening news.
  • : Following new legislation in Emville, long arduous trials are held for the most trivial of offences.
  • : Following new legislation in Emville, Okapi is one of the most popular forenames in Emville.
  • : Following new legislation in Emville, the nightly news reports prosaically on the government blindly throwing money at despotic kidnappers.
  • : Following new legislation in Emville, referenda are held for every conceivable government action.
  • : Following new legislation in Emville, voting is compulsory.
  • : Following new legislation in Emville, homeless people are periodically found dead upon altars to assorted deities.
  • : Following new legislation in Emville, bored politicians often entertain themselves with games of Simon during important votes.
  • : Following new legislation in Emville, the arms industry is strictly regulated.
  • : Following new legislation in Emville, the government is making attempts at curtailing the flood of spam emails with little progress.

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