Most Inclusive: 331st Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 337th Lowest Crime Rates: 387th
The Holy Jolly Zombie of
Left-wing Utopia
Check yourself before you wreck yourself.
Regional Influence
Shoeshiner
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Good
Political Freedom
Superb

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The Holy Jolly Zombie of Emville is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Nicholas with a fair hand, and remarkable for its pith helmet sales, digital currency, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 9.062 billion Emvilleans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Finville. The income tax rate is 100%.

The Emvillean economy, worth a remarkable 1,466 trillion Empahs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 161,861 Empahs, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government has declared its commitment to multilateralism, conductors wield diamond-encrusted batons to fit in with their freshly gilded surroundings, roads are often attended by round-the-clock construction crews, and midnight pizza breaks are common among the work-from-home population. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Emville's national animal is the Okapi, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Lovecraft.

Emville is ranked 159,275th in the world and 2,643rd in the Rejected Realms for Most Corrupt Governments, with 0.66 Kickbacks Per Hour.

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Most Inclusive: 331stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 337thLowest Crime Rates: 387thMost Pacifist: 409thSafest: 424thLargest Governments: 470thHighest Average Tax Rates: 480thMost Beautiful Environments: 584thMost Cultured: 673rdLongest Average Lifespans: 707thBest Weather: 771stHealthiest Citizens: 796thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 834thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,077thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,522ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,568thMost Cheerful Citizens: 1,612thTop
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Smartest Citizens: 1,915thHighest Poor Incomes: 2,009thMost Advanced Public Transport: 2,149thMost Advanced Public Education: 2,391stMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2,427thMost Scientifically Advanced: 2,804thNicest Citizens: 3,325thLargest Welfare Programs: 3,647thMost Rebellious Youth: 4,046thMost Compassionate Citizens: 5,403rdHighest Economic Output: 6,401stHighest Average Incomes: 8,287thTop
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Most Devout: 8,877thLeast Corrupt Governments: 10,296thMost Subsidized Industry: 11,443rdNudest: 11,994thLargest Information Technology Sector: 12,518thMost Income Equality: 13,602ndLargest Populations: 13,895thMost Developed: 16,002nd
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Safest: 4th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 5th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 5th in the regionMost Pacifist: 6th in the regionLargest Governments: 7th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 7th in the regionMost Inclusive: 9th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 14th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 15th in the regionMost Cultured: 16th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 18th in the regionBest Weather: 20th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 22nd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 23rd in the regionTop
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Most Cheerful Citizens: 32nd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 33rd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 38th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 39th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 43rd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 43rd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 49th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 51st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 56th in the regionNicest Citizens: 69th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 89th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 93rd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 113th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 116th in the regionTop
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Highest Average Incomes: 167th in the regionMost Stationary: 168th in the regionMost Devout: 171st in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 197th in the regionLargest Populations: 201st in the regionNudest: 203rd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 225th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 261st in the regionMost Income Equality: 266th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Emville was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Cheerful Citizens and Most Extensive Public Healthcare and the Top 5% for Highest Average Incomes.
  • : Following new legislation in Emville, midnight pizza breaks are common among the work-from-home population.
  • : Following new legislation in Emville, roads are often attended by round-the-clock construction crews.
  • : Following new legislation in Emville, conductors wield diamond-encrusted batons to fit in with their freshly gilded surroundings.
  • : Following new legislation in Emville, the government has declared its commitment to multilateralism.
  • : Following new legislation in Emville, "It was only a joke" is no longer a defense for the felony of discrimination.
  • : Emville was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Eco-Friendly Governments and Most Extensive Public Healthcare, the Top 5% for Highest Average Incomes, and the Top 10% for Most Developed.
  • : Following new legislation in Emville, several citizens have complained about scientists abducting their pets for experimentation.
  • : Following new legislation in Emville, passionate nomination battles are often as intense as general elections.
  • : Following new legislation in Emville, soylent products are an expensive commodity due to a lack of volunteers.

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