Most Inclusive: 357th Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 374th Lowest Crime Rates: 388th
The Holy Jolly Zombie of
Democratic Socialists
Check yourself before you wreck yourself.
Regional Influence
Shoeshiner
Civil Rights
Good
Economy
Reasonable
Political Freedom
Good

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The Holy Jolly Zombie of Emville is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Nicholas with an even hand, and remarkable for its ritual sacrifices, free-roaming dinosaurs, and digital currency. The compassionate, cheerful, devout population of 8.839 billion Emvilleans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Finville. The income tax rate is 100%.

The enormous but inefficient Emvillean economy, worth a remarkable 1,236 trillion Empahs a year, is highly specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 139,857 Empahs, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Planespotters are emigrating in droves, towns that stop turning a profit are turned into animal sanctuaries, the nation has opened its arms to an influx of refugees, and police escort anti-abortion activists to free speech cages if they try to express their views. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Emville's national animal is the Okapi, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Lovecraft.

Emville is ranked 114,090th in the world and 2,253rd in the Rejected Realms for Most Efficient Economies, scoring 42.96 on the Krugman-Greenspan Business Outlook Index.

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Most Inclusive: 357thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 374thLowest Crime Rates: 388thMost Pacifist: 399thHighest Average Tax Rates: 458thSafest: 475thLargest Governments: 478thMost Beautiful Environments: 705thMost Cultured: 819thLongest Average Lifespans: 831stHealthiest Citizens: 884thBest Weather: 969thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,302ndTop
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Most Cheerful Citizens: 2,011thSmartest Citizens: 2,073rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,248thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2,349thHighest Poor Incomes: 2,866thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2,987thMost Advanced Public Education: 3,169thMost Advanced Public Transport: 3,359thMost Scientifically Advanced: 3,364thNicest Citizens: 3,574thMost Rebellious Youth: 3,835thLargest Welfare Programs: 4,887thMost Compassionate Citizens: 5,254thMost Income Equality: 7,466thTop
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Highest Economic Output: 7,841stMost Devout: 8,895thHighest Average Incomes: 12,603rdLargest Populations: 14,175th
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Safest: 4th in the regionLargest Governments: 5th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 5th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 5th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 5th in the regionMost Inclusive: 6th in the regionMost Pacifist: 6th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 14th in the regionMost Cultured: 14th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 15th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 19th in the regionBest Weather: 22nd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 25th in the regionTop
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Most Cheerful Citizens: 38th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 38th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 46th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 49th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 53rd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 58th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 59th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 63rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 66th in the regionNicest Citizens: 68th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 80th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 82nd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 89th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 132nd in the regionTop
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Most Devout: 172nd in the regionMost Stationary: 174th in the regionLargest Populations: 201st in the regionMost Income Equality: 206th in the regionNudest: 240th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 243rd in the regionMost Influential: 300th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 304th in the regionMost Developed: 315th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 330th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Emville, police escort anti-abortion activists to free speech cages if they try to express their views.
  • : Following new legislation in Emville, the nation has opened its arms to an influx of refugees.
  • : Following new legislation in Emville, towns that stop turning a profit are turned into animal sanctuaries.
  • : Following new legislation in Emville, planespotters are emigrating in droves.
  • : Following new legislation in Emville, students cut up leftover Empahs during Arts and Crafts.
  • : Following new legislation in Emville, debates on whether toilet seats should be left up or down are increasingly commonplace.
  • : Following new legislation in Emville, the nation's infamous boot camp is more brutal than most battlefields.
  • : Following new legislation in Emville, Saturday morning cartoons feature full frontal nudity.
  • : Following new legislation in Emville, the minority inevitably have their addenda vetoed.
  • : Following new legislation in Emville, young and brooding teens are welcomed with open arms to the Dogwarts School of Strangness and Sorcery.

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