Most Inclusive: 393rd Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 446th Lowest Crime Rates: 483rd
The Holy Jolly Zombie of
Left-wing Utopia
Check yourself before you wreck yourself.
Regional Influence
Shoeshiner
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Reasonable
Political Freedom
Excessive

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The Holy Jolly Zombie of Emville is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Nicholas with a fair hand, and renowned for its frequent executions, rampant corporate plagiarism, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 8.694 billion Emvilleans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Finville. The income tax rate is 100%.

The enormous but inefficient Emvillean economy, worth a remarkable 1,092 trillion Empahs a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 125,670 Empahs, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Invasive drug testing is now performed at elementary school sports days, the government is a proud sponsor of the National Gaming Association, all citizens must pass a 'multicultural sensitivity test' to be deemed fit for society, and there has been a rapid increase of noise complaints over the sound of buzzing bees. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Emville's national animal is the Okapi, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Lovecraft.

Emville is ranked 483rd in the world and 7th in the Rejected Realms for Lowest Crime Rates, with 167.14 Law-abiding Acts Per Hour.

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Most Inclusive: 393rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 446thLowest Crime Rates: 483rdMost Pacifist: 521stSafest: 555thLargest Governments: 561stHighest Average Tax Rates: 565thMost Beautiful Environments: 860thMost Cultured: 871stLongest Average Lifespans: 972ndHealthiest Citizens: 1,032ndBest Weather: 1,200thTop
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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 2,163rdSmartest Citizens: 2,169thMost Cheerful Citizens: 2,835thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 3,103rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3,711thMost Scientifically Advanced: 3,772ndHighest Poor Incomes: 3,977thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 4,296thMost Advanced Public Transport: 4,695thMost Advanced Public Education: 4,715thMost Rebellious Youth: 4,966thMost Politically Free: 5,116thNicest Citizens: 5,340thLargest Welfare Programs: 7,419thMost Compassionate Citizens: 7,893rdMost Income Equality: 8,182ndTop
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Highest Economic Output: 9,012thNudest: 9,075thMost Devout: 9,684thLargest Populations: 14,303rdHighest Average Incomes: 16,789thMost Extreme: 16,837th
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Most Inclusive: 6th in the regionLargest Governments: 6th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 6th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 7th in the regionSafest: 7th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 8th in the regionMost Pacifist: 10th in the regionMost Cultured: 14th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 20th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 20th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 21st in the regionBest Weather: 29th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 37th in the regionTop
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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 42nd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 52nd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 61st in the regionMost Politically Free: 63rd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 65th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 71st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 78th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 81st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 86th in the regionNicest Citizens: 92nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 93rd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 93rd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 120th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 125th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 144th in the regionNudest: 149th in the regionMost Stationary: 176th in the regionMost Devout: 194th in the regionLargest Populations: 195th in the regionTop
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Most Income Equality: 216th in the regionMost Influential: 270th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 285th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 320th in the regionMost Developed: 335th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 386th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 399th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Emville, there has been a rapid increase of noise complaints over the sound of buzzing bees.
  • : Following new legislation in Emville, all citizens must pass a 'multicultural sensitivity test' to be deemed fit for society.
  • : Emville was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, the Top 5% for Highest Economic Output, and the Top 10% for Highest Average Incomes and Most Subsidized Industry.
  • : Following new legislation in Emville, the government is a proud sponsor of the National Gaming Association.
  • : Following new legislation in Emville, invasive drug testing is now performed at elementary school sports days.
  • : Following new legislation in Emville, sex changes are routinely performed at Emville's hospitals.
  • : Following new legislation in Emville, the government has begun breaking all large businesses into thousands of mom-and-pop general stores.
  • : Following new legislation in Emville, pharmacies close down as medicinal drugs are sold freely by the government.
  • : Following new legislation in Emville, anti-government web sites are springing up.
  • : Following new legislation in Emville, suburban backyards are seized by the government and turned into national parks.

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