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The People's Kingdom of Emville

“Check yourself before you wreck yourself.”

Category: Scandinavian Liberal Paradise
Civil Rights:
Superb
Economy:
Good
Political Freedoms:
Excellent

Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: Lazarus

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The People's Kingdom of Emville is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Finnia Lunistar with an even hand, and notable for its hatred of cheese. The hard-nosed, intelligent population of 2.107 billion, 2.101 billion of whom are zombies, Emvilleans enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and the Environment. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Finville. The average income tax rate is 96%. A powerhouse of a private sector is dominated by the Tourism industry.

Emville has been recently classified as an international menace after 'liberating' several nearby territories, citizens are regularly arrested in queues for 'loitering', protests are legal but strictly supervised, and most citizens in Emville are abject pyrophobes after extremely graphic pamphlets were mailed nationwide by the government. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Emville's national animal is the Cthulhu, which is also the nation's favorite main course, its national religion is Lovecraft, and its currency is the Empah.

Emville is ranked 3,319th in Lazarus and 109,550th in the world for Largest Manufacturing Sector, scoring -13 on the Gooback-Jerbs Productivity Index.

Emville is currently considering its options.

People: 6,251,686

Zombies: 2,100,998,658

Dead: 3,095,068,203

Survival Rate: 0.12%

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 12 days ago

  • 6 days ago: Emville was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Extensive Civil Rights.
  • 6 days ago: Emville was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Most Extensive Civil Rights.
  • 12 days ago: Emville was reclassified from "Left-wing Utopia" to "Scandinavian Liberal Paradise".
  • 12 days ago: Following new legislation in Emville, most citizens in Emville are abject pyrophobes after extremely graphic pamphlets were mailed nationwide by the government.
  • 12 days ago: Following new legislation in Emville, protests are legal but strictly supervised.
  • 12 days ago: Following new legislation in Emville, citizens are regularly arrested in queues for 'loitering'.
  • 12 days ago: Following new legislation in Emville, Emville has been recently classified as an international menace after 'liberating' several nearby territories.
  • 12 days ago: Following new legislation in Emville, all guns must be registered.
  • 16 days ago: Emville was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Best Weather (last census: Top 5%).
  • 16 days ago: Following new legislation in Emville, the art of conversation has been rediscovered.

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