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The People's Kingdom of Emville

“Check yourself before you wreck yourself.”

Category: Scandinavian Liberal Paradise
Civil Rights:
Superb
Economy:
Good
Political Freedoms:
Excellent

Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: Lazarus

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The People's Kingdom of Emville is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Finnia Lunistar with an even hand, and remarkable for its keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, intelligent population of 5.144 billion Emvilleans enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and the Environment. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Finville. The average income tax rate is 96%. A powerhouse of a private sector is dominated by the Tourism industry.

Emville has been recently classified as an international menace after 'liberating' several nearby territories, citizens are regularly arrested in queues for 'loitering', protests are legal but strictly supervised, and most citizens in Emville are abject pyrophobes after extremely graphic pamphlets were mailed nationwide by the government. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Emville's national animal is the Cthulhu, which is also the nation's favorite main course, its national religion is Lovecraft, and its currency is the Empah.

Emville is ranked 901st in Lazarus and 34,005th in the world for Highest Drug Use, scoring 80 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 3 days 1 hour ago

  • 3 days ago: Emville was reclassified from "Left-wing Utopia" to "Scandinavian Liberal Paradise".
  • 3 days ago: Following new legislation in Emville, most citizens in Emville are abject pyrophobes after extremely graphic pamphlets were mailed nationwide by the government.
  • 3 days ago: Following new legislation in Emville, protests are legal but strictly supervised.
  • 3 days ago: Following new legislation in Emville, citizens are regularly arrested in queues for 'loitering'.
  • 3 days ago: Following new legislation in Emville, Emville has been recently classified as an international menace after 'liberating' several nearby territories.
  • 3 days ago: Following new legislation in Emville, all guns must be registered.
  • 6 days ago: Emville was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Best Weather (last census: Top 5%).
  • 6 days ago: Following new legislation in Emville, the art of conversation has been rediscovered.
  • 6 days ago: Following new legislation in Emville, main battle tanks stalk the woods of Emville in search of Cthulhus.
  • 6 days ago: Following new legislation in Emville, the mining industry has taken a hit from tighter environmental regulations.

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