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The People's Kingdom of Emville

“Check yourself before you wreck yourself.”

Category: Democratic Socialists
Civil Rights:
Excellent
Economy:
Strong
Political Freedoms:
Very Good

Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: the Rejected Realms

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The People's Kingdom of Emville is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Finnia Lunistar with an even hand, and renowned for its devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, democratic population of 5.738 billion Emvilleans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Finville. The average income tax rate is 97.9%.

The strong Emvillean economy, worth 698 trillion Empahs a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 121,771 Empahs, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government seizes private property for the 'good of the people', tourists need only sign on the dotted line to become citizens, organ donation is compulsory, and mobile phone masts are being erected all over the country. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Emville's national animal is the Okapi, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Lovecraft.

Emville is ranked 1,509th in the Rejected Realms and 64,276th in the world for Most Authoritarian, with 0.256 Stalins.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 8 hours ago

  • 7 hours ago: Following new legislation in Emville, mobile phone masts are being erected all over the country.
  • 19 hours ago: Following new legislation in Emville, organ donation is compulsory.
  • 19 hours ago: Following new legislation in Emville, tourists need only sign on the dotted line to become citizens.
  • 1 day 19 hours ago: Emville was reclassified from "Scandinavian Liberal Paradise" to "Democratic Socialists".
  • 1 day 19 hours ago: Following new legislation in Emville, the government seizes private property for the 'good of the people'.
  • 1 day 19 hours ago: Following new legislation in Emville, unstable couples are known to break up over which one gets parental leave.
  • 1 day 19 hours ago: Following new legislation in Emville, the people are furious with the government for allowing citizens to be executed for petty crimes in foreign countries.
  • 2 days 19 hours ago: Emville was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Most Beautiful Environments.
  • 3 days 19 hours ago: Following new legislation in Emville, students are wary of colorfully decorated new teachers with names like Professor Pipsqueak.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Emville, surrealist houses shaped like mushrooms and volcanoes dominate the wealthiest neighborhoods.

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