Most Inclusive: 248th Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 265th Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 304th
The Holy Jolly Zombie of
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The Holy Jolly Zombie of Emville is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Nicholas with a fair hand, and renowned for its pith helmet sales, digital currency, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 9.206 billion Emvilleans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Finville. The income tax rate is 100%.

The thriving Emvillean economy, worth a remarkable 1,904 trillion Empahs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 206,822 Empahs, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Recruitment posters proclaim the army to be both fabulous and fashionable, census workers struggle to account for the rapidly increasing number of citizens to tabulate, construction of the Really Big Hadron Collider is underway, and Okapi is one of the most popular forenames in Emville. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Emville's national animal is the Okapi, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Cthulhu.

Emville is ranked 723rd in the world and 12th in the Rejected Realms for Highest Poor Incomes, with 184,756.89 Standard Monetary Units.

Most Inclusive: 248thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 265thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 304thMost Pacifist: 351stLowest Crime Rates: 355thSafest: 370thHighest Average Tax Rates: 427thLargest Governments: 437thMost Beautiful Environments: 504thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 567thLongest Average Lifespans: 577thMost Cultured: 638thBest Weather: 653rdHighest Poor Incomes: 723rdHealthiest Citizens: 733rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 758thMost Advanced Public Transport: 836thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 971stMost Advanced Public Education: 999thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,301stMost Cheerful Citizens: 1,365thLargest Welfare Programs: 1,506thTop
Smartest Citizens: 1,658thNicest Citizens: 2,388thMost Scientifically Advanced: 2,860thMost Rebellious Youth: 3,665thMost Compassionate Citizens: 3,727thHighest Average Incomes: 4,081stHighest Economic Output: 4,508thMost Subsidized Industry: 5,148thLeast Corrupt Governments: 5,418thTop
Most Devout: 8,137thMost Developed: 8,353rdMost Politically Free: 8,830thLargest Information Technology Sector: 9,344thNudest: 10,288thMost Income Equality: 10,372ndLargest Publishing Industry: 11,582ndLargest Populations: 13,879th
Highest Average Tax Rates: 4th in the regionMost Inclusive: 5th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 5th in the regionSafest: 5th in the regionLargest Governments: 6th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 6th in the regionMost Pacifist: 6th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 8th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 12th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 12th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 12th in the regionMost Cultured: 14th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 14th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 16th in the regionBest Weather: 18th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 19th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 19th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 20th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 23rd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 27th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 27th in the regionTop
Most Cheerful Citizens: 28th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 28th in the regionNicest Citizens: 42nd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 46th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 71st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 74th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 80th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 82nd in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 101st in the regionMost Politically Free: 108th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 109th in the regionTop
Nudest: 140th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 153rd in the regionMost Devout: 154th in the regionMost Developed: 154th in the regionMost Stationary: 165th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 185th in the regionLargest Populations: 192nd in the regionMost Income Equality: 209th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 259th in the regionMost Influential: 271st in the region

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Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Emville, Okapi is one of the most popular forenames in Emville.
  • : Following new legislation in Emville, construction of the Really Big Hadron Collider is underway.
  • : Following new legislation in Emville, census workers struggle to account for the rapidly increasing number of citizens to tabulate.
  • : Following new legislation in Emville, recruitment posters proclaim the army to be both fabulous and fashionable.
  • : Following new legislation in Emville, an increasing percentage of the population's youth have homosexual parents.
  • : Emville was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Welfare Programs.
  • : Following new legislation in Emville, the government is avowedly secular.
  • : Following new legislation in Emville, any citizen who cries is immediately assigned a psychiatrist.
  • : Following new legislation in Emville, tax-payers are funding ever more extravagant movie projects.
  • : Following new legislation in Emville, the latest Harry Potter book is a bestseller.


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