The People's Kingdom of
Democratic Socialists
Check yourself before you wreck yourself.
Regional Influence
Minnow
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Imploded
Political Freedom
Good

Overview Factbook Dispatches People Government Economy Trend Analysis

The People's Kingdom of Emville is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Finnia Lunistar with an even hand, and remarkable for its frequent executions, national health service, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, devout population of 6.101 billion Emvilleans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Finville. The average income tax rate is 97.7%.

The sizeable but stagnant Emvillean economy, worth 61.9 trillion Empahs a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 10,139 Empahs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Citizens who leave the country are officially classed as traitors, the "Underwear of Women in Power" issue of The Finville Times is sold out, homeless people are periodically found dead upon altars to assorted deities, and the dead are minced up and sold to people in burger form. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Emville's national animal is the Okapi, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Lovecraft.

Emville is ranked 661st in the Rejected Realms and 36,523rd in the world for Largest Soda Pop Sector, scoring 2 on the Addison-Fukk Productivity Rating.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 2 days 9 hours ago

  • 1 day 22 hours ago: Following new legislation in Emville, the dead are minced up and sold to people in burger form.
  • 1 day 22 hours ago: Following new legislation in Emville, homeless people are periodically found dead upon altars to assorted deities.
  • 1 day 22 hours ago: Following new legislation in Emville, the "Underwear of Women in Power" issue of The Finville Times is sold out.
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in Emville, citizens who leave the country are officially classed as traitors.
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in Emville, graffiti graces every city's streets.
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in Emville, the state auctions off combat drones to fund war reparations.
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in Emville, the breathalyser pledge is a traditional part of marriages in Emville.
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in Emville, government crews work tirelessly to retake the suburbs from organized packs of raccoons.
  • 9 days ago: Following new legislation in Emville, discrimination on the basis of sexual orientation is illegal.
  • 9 days ago: Following new legislation in Emville, criminals are thrown to the Okapis to repay their debt to society.

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