The People's Kingdom of
Democratic Socialists
Check yourself before you wreck yourself.
Regional Influence
Minnow
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Imploded
Political Freedom
Good

Overview Factbook Dispatches People Government Economy Trend Analysis

The People's Kingdom of Emville is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Finnia Lunistar with an even hand, and renowned for its parental licensing program, punitive income tax rates, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, devout population of 6.471 billion Emvilleans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked morass — juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Finville. The average income tax rate is 99.2%.

The sizeable but stagnant Emvillean economy, worth 68.1 trillion Empahs a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 10,527 Empahs, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The art of conversation has been rediscovered, elevator music has been replaced by thrash metal played at maximum volume, movies and computer games are strictly censored for violence, and ethnic minorities are often refused admission to some of the nation's best schools. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Emville's national animal is the Okapi, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Lovecraft.

Emville is ranked 51st in the Rejected Realms and 3,086th in the world for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring 132 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 6 hours ago

  • 7 hours ago: Following new legislation in Emville, ethnic minorities are often refused admission to some of the nation's best schools.
  • 19 hours ago: Following new legislation in Emville, movies and computer games are strictly censored for violence.
  • 19 hours ago: Following new legislation in Emville, elevator music has been replaced by thrash metal played at maximum volume.
  • 1 day 19 hours ago: Following new legislation in Emville, the art of conversation has been rediscovered.
  • 1 day 19 hours ago: Following new legislation in Emville, Finnia Lunistar panders to nontraditional families.
  • 2 days 19 hours ago: Following new legislation in Emville, the nation is ravaged by daily union strikes.
  • 2 days 19 hours ago: Following new legislation in Emville, the welfare administration's new sweeping authority has forced the poor and needy to shop from pre-approved grocery lists.
  • 3 days 19 hours ago: Following new legislation in Emville, glittering new sports stadiums adorn every city and town.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Emville, all major public areas are watched by police surveillance cameras.
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in Emville, long arduous trials are held for the most trivial of offences.

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