Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 491st Lowest Crime Rates: 510th Most Pacifist: 535th
The Holy Jolly Zombie of
Liberal Democratic Socialists
Check yourself before you wreck yourself.
Regional Influence
Civil Rights
Very Good
Political Freedom

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The Holy Jolly Zombie of Emville is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Nicholas with a fair hand, and renowned for its parental licensing program, strictly enforced bedtime, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 8.525 billion Emvilleans love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Finville. The income tax rate is 100.0%.

The large but underdeveloped Emvillean economy, worth 884 trillion Empahs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 103,738 Empahs, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Refugees from other nations are flocking to Emville's border, consumption of cat memes has skyrocketed, the government has little issue with allowing its citizens to languish in foreign jails, and the nation leads the Rejected Realms in per capita stalking. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Emville's national animal is the Okapi, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Lovecraft.

Emville is ranked 90,626th in the world and 1,845th in the Rejected Realms for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring 2,124.48 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.

Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 491stLowest Crime Rates: 510thMost Pacifist: 535thHighest Average Tax Rates: 577thLargest Governments: 590thSafest: 616thMost Inclusive: 663rdMost Beautiful Environments: 947thMost Cultured: 1,077thLongest Average Lifespans: 1,086thHealthiest Citizens: 1,095thBest Weather: 1,283rdHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,829thTop
Smartest Citizens: 2,554thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 3,482ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 3,864thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 4,425thMost Cheerful Citizens: 4,640thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 5,830thMost Rebellious Youth: 6,195thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 6,225thMost Advanced Public Education: 6,932ndHighest Poor Incomes: 7,252ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 7,456thNicest Citizens: 7,767thTop
Most Income Equality: 10,102ndMost Compassionate Citizens: 10,469thMost Devout: 10,805thLargest Welfare Programs: 11,266thHighest Economic Output: 11,372ndLargest Populations: 14,549thNudest: 15,367th
Largest Governments: 6th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 6th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 7th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 8th in the regionSafest: 8th in the regionMost Inclusive: 10th in the regionMost Pacifist: 11th in the regionMost Cultured: 16th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 21st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 22nd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 23rd in the regionBest Weather: 28th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 29th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 44th in the regionTop
Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 64th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 66th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 74th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 81st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 109th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 113th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 116th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 121st in the regionNicest Citizens: 127th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 138th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 148th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 172nd in the regionMost Stationary: 183rd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 183rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 189th in the regionMost Devout: 203rd in the regionLargest Populations: 211th in the regionTop
Most Income Equality: 254th in the regionMost Influential: 280th in the regionNudest: 284th in the regionMost Developed: 355th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Emville, the nation leads the Rejected Realms in per capita stalking.
  • : Following new legislation in Emville, the government has little issue with allowing its citizens to languish in foreign jails.
  • : Following new legislation in Emville, consumption of cat memes has skyrocketed.
  • : Following new legislation in Emville, refugees from other nations are flocking to Emville's border.
  • : Following new legislation in Emville, cheese has become the new icon of political dissent.
  • : Emville was reclassified from "Democratic Socialists" to "Liberal Democratic Socialists".
  • : Following new legislation in Emville, noises louder than a whisper have been prohibited by law.
  • : Following new legislation in Emville, the government blames all suspicious phenomena on flying saucers.
  • : Emville was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Advanced Public Education, Most Advanced Public Transport, Most Extensive Public Healthcare, and Highest Poor Incomes.
  • : Following new legislation in Emville, there is an abondance of ackawi and zartschmelzend in every Emvillean grocery store.


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