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The People's Kingdom of Emville

“Check yourself before you wreck yourself.”

Category: Scandinavian Liberal Paradise
Civil Rights:
Excellent
Economy:
Reasonable
Political Freedoms:
Excellent

Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: Lazarus

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The People's Kingdom of Emville is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by Finnettia Shella with an even hand, and notable for its devotion to social welfare. Its hard-nosed, intelligent population of 4.076 billion enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and the Environment. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Finville. The average income tax rate is 96%. A powerhouse of a private sector is dominated by the Tourism industry.

The government is forced to pander to the will of every fruitcake politician, noises louder than a whisper have been prohibited by law, conductors wield diamond-encrusted batons to fit in with their freshly gilded surroundings, and citizens are encouraged to report friends, family members or co-workers who seem depressed to the government for "counselling". Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Emville's national animal is the Russian Blue Cat, which is also the nation's favorite main course, its national religion is Lovecraft, and its currency is the Empah.

Emville is ranked 3,529th in Lazarus and 115,561st in the world for Largest Mining Sector, scoring -6 on the Blue Sky Asbestos Index.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 3 hours ago

  • 1 day 18 hours ago: Emville was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Best Weather (last census: Top 10%).
  • 1 day 19 hours ago: Emville was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Best Weather.
  • 1 day 20 hours ago: Following new legislation in Emville, citizens are encouraged to report friends, family members or co-workers who seem depressed to the government for "counselling".
  • 1 day 20 hours ago: Following new legislation in Emville, conductors wield diamond-encrusted batons to fit in with their freshly gilded surroundings.
  • 1 day 20 hours ago: Following new legislation in Emville, noises louder than a whisper have been prohibited by law.
  • 1 day 20 hours ago: Following new legislation in Emville, the government is forced to pander to the will of every fruitcake politician.
  • 1 day 20 hours ago: Following new legislation in Emville, the government's religious works are headed by a New Age guru.
  • 2 days 3 hours ago: Emville was refounded in Lazarus.
  • 13 days ago: Emville ceased to exist.
  • 19 days ago: Emville was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Scientifically Advanced.

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