Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 58th Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 111th Most Inclusive: 169th
The Ancient Occult Hivemind of
Democratic Socialists
Tekeli-li!
Jolly Nick
Regional Influence
Power
WA Delegate
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Excellent

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The Ancient Occult Hivemind of Emville is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Jolly Nick with a fair hand, and remarkable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, ritual sacrifices, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 9.848 billion Emvilleans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Waifutopia. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Emvillean economy, worth a remarkable 1,944 trillion Waifus a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Cheese Exports. Average income is an impressive 197,408 Waifus, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The dead are minced up and sold to people in burger form, people seem disproportionately distraught when told a museum has a phones-off policy, the nation is ravaged by daily union strikes, and builders across Emville are blocked up with orders for new public loos. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Emville's national animal is the Shoggoth, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Ammit.

Emville is ranked 236th in the world and 1st in South Ammitica for Highest Average Tax Rates, with 102.5 Effective Tax Rate.

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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 58thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 111thMost Inclusive: 169thMost Advanced Public Transport: 169thMost Developed: 197thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 217thMost Advanced Public Education: 221stMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 224thHighest Average Tax Rates: 236thLowest Crime Rates: 244thMost Pacifist: 250thSafest: 291stLargest Governments: 312thMost Beautiful Environments: 312thLongest Average Lifespans: 356thMost Cultured: 405thLargest Welfare Programs: 418thBest Weather: 485thHealthiest Citizens: 531stMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 536thHighest Poor Incomes: 904thMost Cheerful Citizens: 1,058thMost Subsidized Industry: 1,446thSmartest Citizens: 1,554thNicest Citizens: 1,680thTop
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Most Compassionate Citizens: 2,380thMost Rebellious Youth: 3,539thHighest Economic Output: 4,637thHighest Average Incomes: 4,900thMost Scientifically Advanced: 7,545thLeast Corrupt Governments: 7,961stTop
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Most Income Equality: 12,140thLargest Populations: 12,948thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 14,527thMost Efficient Economies: 15,509thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 16,342nd
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Least Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 1st in the regionMost Cultured: 1st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 1st in the regionMost Pacifist: 1st in the regionMost Inclusive: 1st in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionSafest: 1st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1st in the regionMost Income Equality: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1st in the regionNicest Citizens: 1st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 1st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 1st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 1st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 1st in the regionMost Influential: 1st in the regionMost Developed: 1st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Populations: 1st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionBest Weather: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 1st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Emville, builders across Emville are blocked up with orders for new public loos.
  • : Emville approved the World Assembly proposal "Proposed vote of No Confidence ".
  • : Following new legislation in Emville, the nation is ravaged by daily union strikes.
  • : Following new legislation in Emville, people seem disproportionately distraught when told a museum has a phones-off policy.
  • : Following new legislation in Emville, the dead are minced up and sold to people in burger form.
  • : Following new legislation in Emville, Emville has one of the largest offshore wind farms in the world.
  • : Following new legislation in Emville, all 'unconventional' weaponry has been banned.
  • : Following new legislation in Emville, citizens are expected to be proficient in at least five languages.
  • : Following new legislation in Emville, organ donation is compulsory.
  • : Following new legislation in Emville, student athletes gaze forlornly at abandoned Shoggothball fields.

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