The People's Kingdom of
Democratic Socialists
Check yourself before you wreck yourself.
Regional Influence
Minnow
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Imploded
Political Freedom
Good

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The People's Kingdom of Emville is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Finnia Lunistar with an even hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, daily referendums, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, devout population of 6.233 billion Emvilleans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Finville. The average income tax rate is 97.7%.

The sizeable but stagnant Emvillean economy, worth 63.5 trillion Empahs a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 10,189 Empahs, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The latest Harry Potter book is a bestseller, expensive lawyers are hired to defend citizens in court for public urination charges against their pets, any citizen who cries is immediately assigned a psychiatrist, and Okapi is one of the most popular forenames in Emville. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Emville's national animal is the Okapi, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Lovecraft.

Emville is ranked 46th in the Rejected Realms and 2,269th in the world for Healthiest Citizens, with 17 Standard Bananas Ingested per capita per day.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 17 days ago

  • 5 days ago: Emville was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Longest Average Lifespans.
  • 7 days ago: Emville fell out of the world Top 10% for Largest Information Technology Sector.
  • 16 days ago: Following new legislation in Emville, Okapi is one of the most popular forenames in Emville.
  • 16 days ago: Following new legislation in Emville, any citizen who cries is immediately assigned a psychiatrist.
  • 16 days ago: Following new legislation in Emville, expensive lawyers are hired to defend citizens in court for public urination charges against their pets.
  • 16 days ago: Following new legislation in Emville, the latest Harry Potter book is a bestseller.
  • 16 days ago: Following new legislation in Emville, the internet has been placed under government control.
  • 17 days ago: Emville was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Welfare Programs (last census: Top 10%).
  • 17 days ago: Emville was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Largest Welfare Programs.
  • 20 days ago: Emville was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Rebellious Youth (last census: Top 10%).

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