The People's Kingdom of
Democratic Socialists
Check yourself before you wreck yourself.
Regional Influence
Minnow
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Imploded
Political Freedom
Very Good

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The People's Kingdom of Emville is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Finnia Lunistar with an even hand, and remarkable for its ritual sacrifices, public floggings, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, democratic, devout population of 6.684 billion Emvilleans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Finville. The average income tax rate is 99.1%.

The sizeable but stagnant Emvillean economy, worth 72.6 trillion Empahs a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 10,861 Empahs, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Fraternities are notorious for drunken hooliganism, the government extracts trade concessions from poor nations in exchange for humanitarian aid, expensive lawyers are hired to defend citizens in court for public urination charges against their pets, and the government awards prizes to television shows featuring stereotype-breaking minority roles. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Emville's national animal is the Okapi, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Lovecraft.

Emville is ranked 20th in the Rejected Realms and 1,347th in the world for Highest Average Tax Rates, scoring 26 on the Inverse Hayek Index.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 4 days ago

  • 21 hours ago: Emville was ranked in the Top 1% of the region for Highest Average Tax Rates (last census: Top 5%).
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Emville, the government awards prizes to television shows featuring stereotype-breaking minority roles.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Emville, expensive lawyers are hired to defend citizens in court for public urination charges against their pets.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Emville, the government extracts trade concessions from poor nations in exchange for humanitarian aid.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Emville, fraternities are notorious for drunken hooliganism.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Emville, door-to-door salesmen are frequently beaten up by 'vigilantes'.
  • 4 days ago: Emville fell out of the regional Top 10% for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry.
  • 10 days ago: Emville was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Inclusive.
  • 10 days ago: Emville was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Most Inclusive.
  • 10 days ago: Following new legislation in Emville, a government program is underway to revitalize Emville's beaches.

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