The People's Kingdom of
Scandinavian Liberal Paradise
Check yourself before you wreck yourself.
Regional Influence
Minnow
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Imploded
Political Freedom
Average

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The People's Kingdom of Emville is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Finnia Lunistar with an even hand, and renowned for its frequent executions, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and daily referendums. The hard-nosed, devout population of 5.934 billion Emvilleans enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Finville. The average income tax rate is 98.1%.

The sizeable but stagnant Emvillean economy, worth 59.1 trillion Empahs a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Furniture Restoration, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 9,967 Empahs, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Businesses that prove successful are immediately broken up, bus ads propagandize causes ranging from sexual revolution to religious pogroms, sociologists can charge whatever fee they like as the nation tries to find itself, and military spending is on the increase. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Emville's national animal is the Okapi, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Lovecraft.

Emville is ranked 2,290th in the Rejected Realms and 115,275th in the world for Most Primitive, scoring -191 on the Scary Big Number Scale.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 19 days ago

  • 4 days ago: Emville was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Information Technology Sector.
  • 4 days ago: Emville was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Largest Information Technology Sector.
  • 12 days ago: Emville fell out of the world Top 5% for Most Godforsaken.
  • 12 days ago: Emville fell out of the regional Top 5% for Most Godforsaken.
  • 16 days ago: Emville was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Most Scientifically Advanced (last census: Top 10%).
  • 19 days ago: Emville was reclassified from "Democratic Socialists" to "Scandinavian Liberal Paradise".
  • 19 days ago: Following new legislation in Emville, military spending is on the increase.
  • 19 days ago: Following new legislation in Emville, sociologists can charge whatever fee they like as the nation tries to find itself.
  • 19 days ago: Following new legislation in Emville, bus ads propagandize causes ranging from sexual revolution to religious pogroms.
  • 20 days ago: Emville was reclassified from "Scandinavian Liberal Paradise" to "Democratic Socialists".

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