Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 86th Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 169th Most Inclusive: 219th
The Ancient Occult Hivemind of
Liberal Democratic Socialists
Tekeli-li!
Tekeli-chan
Regional Influence
Superpower
WA Delegate
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Powerhouse
Political Freedom
Superb

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The Ancient Occult Hivemind of Emville is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Tekeli-chan with a fair hand, and remarkable for its anti-smoking policies, otherworldly petting zoo, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 9.411 billion Emvilleans love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Waifutopia. The income tax rate is 100%.

The powerhouse Emvillean economy, worth a remarkable 1,717 trillion Waifus a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Furniture Restoration industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture and Cheese Exports. Average income is an impressive 182,465 Waifus, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government enforces a policy of 'from each according to their ability, to each according to the available budget', political parties are banned from advertising and receiving private donations, young girls and senior citizens alike can be spotted wearing colourful short shorts, and the government has legalised small-scale capitalism. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Emville's national animal is the Shoggoth, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Ammit.

Emville is ranked 163,493rd in the world and 8th in South Ammitica for Highest Unexpected Death Rate, scoring 18.29 on the Bus Surprisal Index.

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1%
Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 86thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 169thMost Inclusive: 219thMost Advanced Public Transport: 255thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 280thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 283rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 290thLowest Crime Rates: 326thMost Advanced Public Education: 327thSafest: 336thMost Pacifist: 340thLargest Governments: 377thMost Beautiful Environments: 407thLongest Average Lifespans: 467thBest Weather: 563rdMost Cultured: 575thHealthiest Citizens: 662ndLargest Welfare Programs: 664thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 672ndHighest Poor Incomes: 1,198thMost Cheerful Citizens: 1,523rdTop
5%
Smartest Citizens: 2,029thMost Subsidized Industry: 2,360thNicest Citizens: 2,587thMost Rebellious Youth: 3,391stMost Compassionate Citizens: 3,818thHighest Economic Output: 5,315thLeast Corrupt Governments: 5,650thHighest Average Incomes: 5,951stMost Developed: 7,231stTop
10%
Most Devout: 8,816thHighest Drug Use: 9,441stMost Income Equality: 10,431stMost World Assembly Endorsements: 12,596thLargest Populations: 13,312thMost Scientifically Advanced: 16,335th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Emville, the government has legalised small-scale capitalism.
  • : Following new legislation in Emville, young girls and senior citizens alike can be spotted wearing colourful short shorts.
  • : Following new legislation in Emville, political parties are banned from advertising and receiving private donations.
  • : Following new legislation in Emville, the government enforces a policy of 'from each according to their ability, to each according to the available budget'.
  • : Emville lodged a message on the South Ammitica Regional Message Board.
  • : Following new legislation in Emville, children are raised bilingual from an early age.
  • : Emville lodged a message on the South Ammitica Regional Message Board.
  • : Emville lodged a message on the North Ammitica Regional Message Board.
  • : Following new legislation in Emville, Thomas the Spank Engine is the most popular and controversial children's show in the nation.
  • : Following new legislation in Emville, criminals always seem to be forewarned of police raids.

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