The People's Kingdom of
Democratic Socialists
Check yourself before you wreck yourself.
Regional Influence
Minnow
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Imploded
Political Freedom
Very Good

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The People's Kingdom of Emville is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Finnia Lunistar with an even hand, and remarkable for its smutty television, hatred of cheese, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, democratic, devout population of 6.837 billion Emvilleans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked morass — juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Finville. The average income tax rate is 99.4%.

The sizeable but stagnant Emvillean economy, worth 74.1 trillion Empahs a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 10,831 Empahs, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government has declared its commitment to multilateralism, referenda are held for every conceivable government action, sex changes are routinely performed at Emville's hospitals, and there has been a rapid increase of noise complaints over the sound of buzzing bees. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Emville's national animal is the Okapi, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Lovecraft.

Emville is ranked 2,066th in the Rejected Realms and 115,910th in the world for Stupidest Citizens, scoring -13 on the Average Edu-UNtellignce® Test Score.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Emville was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Largest Agricultural Sector.
  • : Emville was ranked in the Top 1% of the region for Lowest Crime Rates (last census: Top 5%).
  • : Following new legislation in Emville, there has been a rapid increase of noise complaints over the sound of buzzing bees.
  • : Following new legislation in Emville, sex changes are routinely performed at Emville's hospitals.
  • : Following new legislation in Emville, referenda are held for every conceivable government action.
  • : Following new legislation in Emville, the government has declared its commitment to multilateralism.
  • : Following new legislation in Emville, wildlife near farms is slowly becoming extinct.
  • : Following new legislation in Emville, the 'kind of scrawny' 500 meter hurdle is a popular event.
  • : Following new legislation in Emville, midnight pizza breaks are common among the work-from-home population.
  • : Following new legislation in Emville, the government has started a campaign to crack down on road rage and encourage alternate means of commuting.

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