The Empire of
Father Knows Best State
For the Nation
Regional Influence
Auxiliary
Civil Rights
Average
Economy
Powerhouse
Political Freedom
Rare

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The Empire of Emporer Islands is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Emperor of the CPE with an iron fist, and remarkable for its ritual sacrifices, zero percent divorce rate, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The compassionate, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 7.549 billion Emporer Islandsians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The enormous, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Emporer Islands City. The average income tax rate is 71.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Emporer Islandsian economy, worth 565 trillion Dollars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is 74,962 Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.

The armed forces are locked in an expensive and bloody war abroad to stamp out possible terrorists, retirement homes are often fitted with luxurious suites, the average commuter spends four hours a day driving to and from work, and citizens must have a license to operate a computer. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Emporer Islands's national animal is the Koala, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Emporer Islands is ranked 17th in Central Pacific Empire and 25,980th in the world for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 42 on the Gilded Widget Scale.

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