Most Stationary: 2,864th Most Influential: 8,011th Most Armed: 10,243rd
The Empire of
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The Empire of Emporer Islands is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Emperor of the CPE with an iron fist, and renowned for its ritual sacrifices, strictly enforced bedtime, and compulsory gun ownership. The compassionate, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 10.501 billion Emporer Islandsians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The enormous, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Emporer Islands City. The average income tax rate is 72.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Emporer Islandsian economy, worth 769 trillion Dollars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is 73,322 Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

School plays were recently banned due to concerns of child endangerment, many politicians are serving jail time for minor drug offenses, there has been a rapid increase of noise complaints over the sound of buzzing bees, and back-alley circumcision clinics are popping up all over the nation. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Emporer Islands's national animal is the Koala, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Emporer Islands is ranked 10,243rd in the world and 5th in Central Pacific Empire for Most Armed, with 15.44 Weapons Per Person.

Most Stationary: 2,864thMost Influential: 8,011thTop
Most Armed: 10,243rdLargest Populations: 11,525thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 11,574thHighest Economic Output: 14,845thBest Weather: 15,521stMost Advanced Public Transport: 16,255thMost Devout: 16,617thMost Beautiful Environments: 17,465th
Most Stationary: 1st in the regionTop
Largest Populations: 2nd in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 2nd in the region

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