Most Stationary: 3,142nd Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 3,882nd Most Influential: 7,862nd
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The Empire of Emporer Islands is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Emperor of the CPE with an iron fist, and remarkable for its disturbing lack of elderly people, keen interest in outer space, and compulsory gun ownership. The compassionate, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 9.696 billion Emporer Islandsians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The enormous, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Emporer Islands City. The average income tax rate is 72.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Emporer Islandsian economy, worth 711 trillion Dollars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is 73,363 Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

It is illegal to own a mobile phone, school plays were recently banned due to concerns of child endangerment, many politicians are serving jail time for minor drug offenses, and there has been a rapid increase of noise complaints over the sound of buzzing bees. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Emporer Islands's national animal is the Koala, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Emporer Islands is ranked 31,218th in the world and 10th in Central Pacific Empire for Lowest Crime Rates, with 73.85 Law-abiding Acts Per Hour.

Most Stationary: 3,142ndLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 3,882ndMost Influential: 7,862ndTop
Most Armed: 8,994thLargest Populations: 12,235thMost Devout: 14,427thHighest Economic Output: 15,004thBest Weather: 15,597th
Most Stationary: 1st in the regionLargest Populations: 2nd in the regionTop
Most Armed: 4th in the region

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