Most Stationary: 2,965th Most Influential: 7,845th Most Armed: 9,589th
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The Empire of Emporer Islands is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Emperor of the CPE with an iron fist, and notable for its keen interest in outer space, zero percent divorce rate, and compulsory gun ownership. The compassionate, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 10.248 billion Emporer Islandsians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The enormous, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Emporer Islands City. The average income tax rate is 72.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Emporer Islandsian economy, worth 751 trillion Dollars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is 73,363 Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

It is illegal to own a mobile phone, school plays were recently banned due to concerns of child endangerment, many politicians are serving jail time for minor drug offenses, and there has been a rapid increase of noise complaints over the sound of buzzing bees. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Emporer Islands's national animal is the Koala, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Emporer Islands is ranked 2,965th in the world and 1st in Central Pacific Empire for Most Stationary, with 1,715.66556864 Days.

Most Stationary: 2,965thMost Influential: 7,845thMost Armed: 9,589thTop
Largest Populations: 11,685thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 12,466thHighest Economic Output: 14,857thBest Weather: 15,358thMost Devout: 15,929thMost Advanced Public Transport: 16,754thMost Beautiful Environments: 17,558thMost Compassionate Citizens: 18,713thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 19,354th
Most Stationary: 1st in the regionLargest Populations: 2nd in the regionTop
Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 4th in the regionMost Influential: 4th in the region

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