Most Stationary: 3,095th Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 6,441st Most Influential: 7,808th
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The Empire of Emporer Islands is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Emperor of the CPE with an iron fist, and notable for its ritual sacrifices, anti-smoking policies, and keen interest in outer space. The compassionate, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 9.905 billion Emporer Islandsians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The enormous, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Emporer Islands City. The average income tax rate is 72.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Emporer Islandsian economy, worth 726 trillion Dollars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is 73,363 Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

It is illegal to own a mobile phone, school plays were recently banned due to concerns of child endangerment, many politicians are serving jail time for minor drug offenses, and there has been a rapid increase of noise complaints over the sound of buzzing bees. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Emporer Islands's national animal is the Koala, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Emporer Islands is ranked 57,327th in the world and 18th in Central Pacific Empire for Most Conservative, scoring 53.46 on the Bush-Santorum Dawning Terror Index.

Most Stationary: 3,095thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 6,441stTop
Most Influential: 7,808thMost Armed: 9,348thLargest Populations: 12,131stMost Devout: 14,408thHighest Economic Output: 14,950th
Most Stationary: 1st in the regionLargest Populations: 2nd in the regionTop
Most Armed: 4th in the regionMost Influential: 4th in the region

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