Most Stationary: 3,041st Most Influential: 7,874th Most Armed: 9,344th
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The Empire of Emporer Islands is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Emperor of the CPE with an iron fist, and renowned for its anti-smoking policies, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and compulsory gun ownership. The compassionate, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 10.103 billion Emporer Islandsians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The enormous, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Emporer Islands City. The average income tax rate is 72.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Emporer Islandsian economy, worth 741 trillion Dollars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is 73,363 Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

It is illegal to own a mobile phone, school plays were recently banned due to concerns of child endangerment, many politicians are serving jail time for minor drug offenses, and there has been a rapid increase of noise complaints over the sound of buzzing bees. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Emporer Islands's national animal is the Koala, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Emporer Islands is ranked 95,920th in the world and 23rd in Central Pacific Empire for Largest Mining Sector, scoring 946.5 on the Blue Sky Asbestos Index.

Most Stationary: 3,041stMost Influential: 7,874thTop
Most Armed: 9,344thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 10,602ndLargest Populations: 11,728thHighest Economic Output: 14,867thMost Devout: 15,322ndBest Weather: 15,524thMost Advanced Public Transport: 17,005thMost Beautiful Environments: 17,624thMost Compassionate Citizens: 18,198th
Most Stationary: 1st in the regionLargest Populations: 2nd in the regionTop
Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 3rd in the regionMost Influential: 4th in the regionMost Armed: 4th in the region

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