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The Empire of Emporer Islands

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Category: Father Knows Best State
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Regional Influence: Diplomat

Location: Central Pacific Empire


The Empire of Emporer Islands is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Emperor of the CPE with an iron fist, and remarkable for its hatred of cheese. The compassionate, hard-working, cynical population of 5.855 billion Emporer Islandsians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, Defence, and Law & Order. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Emporer Islands City. The average income tax rate is 69%, and even higher for the wealthy. A robust private sector is dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry.

The armed forces are locked in an expensive and bloody war abroad to stamp out possible terrorists, retirement homes are often fitted with luxurious suites, the average commuter spends four hours a day driving to and from work, and citizens must have a license to operate a computer. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Emporer Islands's national animal is the Koala, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its currency is the Dollar.

Emporer Islands is ranked 52nd in Central Pacific Empire and 108,504th in the world for Highest Drug Use, scoring 9 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.

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