Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 3,134th Most Stationary: 3,215th Most Influential: 7,968th
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The Empire of Emporer Islands is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Emperor of the CPE with an iron fist, and notable for its zero percent divorce rate, punitive income tax rates, and compulsory gun ownership. The compassionate, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 9.541 billion Emporer Islandsians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The enormous, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Emporer Islands City. The average income tax rate is 72.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Emporer Islandsian economy, worth 699 trillion Dollars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is 73,363 Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

It is illegal to own a mobile phone, school plays were recently banned due to concerns of child endangerment, many politicians are serving jail time for minor drug offenses, and there has been a rapid increase of noise complaints over the sound of buzzing bees. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Emporer Islands's national animal is the Koala, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Emporer Islands is ranked 25,827th in the world and 8th in Central Pacific Empire for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 1,676.09 on the Clooney Contribution Index.

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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 3,134thMost Stationary: 3,215thTop
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Most Influential: 7,968thMost Armed: 9,299thLargest Populations: 12,409thMost Devout: 14,206th
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Most Stationary: 1st in the regionLargest Populations: 2nd in the regionTop
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Most Influential: 4th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 4th in the regionMost Armed: 5th in the region

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