Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 3,151st Most Stationary: 3,248th Most Influential: 7,951st
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The Empire of Emporer Islands is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Emperor of the CPE with an iron fist, and notable for its zero percent divorce rate, strictly enforced bedtime, and keen interest in outer space. The compassionate, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 9.364 billion Emporer Islandsians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The enormous, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Emporer Islands City. The average income tax rate is 72.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Emporer Islandsian economy, worth 693 trillion Dollars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is 74,056 Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

Emporer Islandsian political exiles populate the near abroad, it is illegal to own a mobile phone, school plays were recently banned due to concerns of child endangerment, and many politicians are serving jail time for minor drug offenses. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Emporer Islands's national animal is the Koala, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Emporer Islands is ranked 33,375th in the world and 12th in Central Pacific Empire for Lowest Crime Rates, with 73.85 Law-abiding Acts Per Hour.

Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 3,151stMost Stationary: 3,248thMost Influential: 7,951stTop
Most Armed: 9,906thLargest Populations: 12,540thHighest Economic Output: 15,018thMost Devout: 15,247thBest Weather: 15,776thMost Advanced Public Transport: 17,199th
Most Stationary: 1st in the regionTop
Largest Populations: 3rd in the regionMost Influential: 3rd in the regionMost Armed: 4th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 5th in the region

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