Most Stationary: 3,298th Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 3,313th Most Influential: 7,928th
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The Empire of Emporer Islands is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Emperor of the CPE with an iron fist, and notable for its ritual sacrifices, zero percent divorce rate, and compulsory gun ownership. The compassionate, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 9.219 billion Emporer Islandsians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The enormous, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Emporer Islands City. The average income tax rate is 72.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Emporer Islandsian economy, worth 682 trillion Dollars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is 74,056 Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

Emporer Islandsian political exiles populate the near abroad, it is illegal to own a mobile phone, school plays were recently banned due to concerns of child endangerment, and many politicians are serving jail time for minor drug offenses. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Emporer Islands's national animal is the Koala, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Emporer Islands is ranked 171,791st in the world and 52nd in Central Pacific Empire for Longest Average Lifespans, with 51.5 Years.

Most Stationary: 3,298thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 3,313thMost Influential: 7,928thTop
Most Armed: 9,934thLargest Populations: 12,705thHighest Economic Output: 15,071stBest Weather: 15,371stMost Devout: 15,588thMost Advanced Public Transport: 16,443rdMost Beautiful Environments: 17,178thMost Advanced Public Education: 17,818thMost Compassionate Citizens: 17,991st
Most Stationary: 1st in the regionTop
Largest Populations: 3rd in the regionMost Influential: 3rd in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 4th in the regionMost Armed: 5th in the region

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