The Empire of
Iron Fist Consumerists
We took over Australia!
Regional Influence
Minnow
Region
Civil Rights
Rare
Economy
All-Consuming
Political Freedom
Few

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The Empire of Empire of Kaurna is a huge, orderly nation, renowned for its avowedly heterosexual populace, compulsory military service, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 985 million Kaurnans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Healthcare, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Adelaide. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 56.6%.

The all-consuming Empire of Kaurnan economy, worth 51.4 trillion Garnishes a year, is quite specialized and led by the Gambling industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Basket Weaving, and Cheese Exports. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is 52,183 Garnishes, with the richest citizens earning 8.1 times as much as the poorest.

The nation's diplomatic missives are now delivered via sniper rifle, elections have recently been reintroduced to Empire of Kaurna, the country's famous rainforests are being bulldozed by the mining industry, and invasive species are hunted by the gendarmerie. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Empire of Kaurna's national animal is the Magpie, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Empire of Kaurna is ranked 66th in British Isles and 26,027th in the world for Healthiest Citizens, with 6 Standard Bananas Ingested per capita per day.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 25 days ago

  • 5 days ago: Empire of Kaurna was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Primitive.
  • 5 days ago: Empire of Kaurna was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Most Primitive.
  • 25 days ago: Following new legislation in Empire of Kaurna, invasive species are hunted by the gendarmerie.
  • 25 days ago: Following new legislation in Empire of Kaurna, the country's famous rainforests are being bulldozed by the mining industry.
  • 25 days ago: Following new legislation in Empire of Kaurna, elections have recently been reintroduced to Empire of Kaurna.
  • 25 days ago: Following new legislation in Empire of Kaurna, the nation's diplomatic missives are now delivered via sniper rifle.
  • 25 days ago: Following new legislation in Empire of Kaurna, Empire of Kaurna successfully hosted the British Isles Olympics.
  • 25 days ago: Empire of Kaurna changed its national demonym to "Kaurnan".
  • 25 days ago: Empire of Kaurna relocated from Balder to British Isles.
  • 25 days ago: Empire of Kaurna was refounded in Balder.

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