Population | 748 million |
Capital | Bangui |
Currency | franc |
Animal | elephant |
The Imperium of Bokassa of Empire centrafricain is a huge, safe nation, remarkable for its irreverence towards religion, restrictive gun laws, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 748 million Central Africans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The enormous, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bangui. The average income tax rate is 70.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The sizeable but stagnant Central African economy, worth 12.0 trillion francs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Soda Sales. Average income is 16,085 francs, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
The studies of art and philosophy are banned, fewer people are bathing as citizens must show ration stamps before they can turn on their faucets, when shaking hands with foreign leaders Leader wears an armoured gauntlet, and most barbers are also surgeons. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Empire centrafricain's national animal is the elephant, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Empire centrafricain is ranked 287,337th in the world and 678th in Nova Libertatia for Most Cultured, scoring 55 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Empire centrafricain was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Conservative.
- : Following new legislation in Empire centrafricain, most barbers are also surgeons.
- : Following new legislation in Empire centrafricain, when shaking hands with foreign leaders Leader wears an armoured gauntlet.
- : Following new legislation in Empire centrafricain, fewer people are bathing as citizens must show ration stamps before they can turn on their faucets.
- : Following new legislation in Empire centrafricain, the studies of art and philosophy are banned.
- : Empire centrafricain changed its national capital to "Bangui".
- : Following new legislation in Empire centrafricain, Empire centrafricain has designated Bangui as its capital city.
- : Empire centrafricain changed its national nation type to "Imperium of Bokassa".
- : Following new legislation in Empire centrafricain, fans doing the wave routinely disrupt the finals of Go tournaments.
- : Following new legislation in Empire centrafricain, bris parties are all the rage.