Population | 9.301 billion |
Capital | Celestial City |
Leader | Imperial Emperor Emmanuel Echefu 1 |
Faith | Echefuism |
Currency | Emro |
Animal | Dove |
The Imperial Empire of Emmiland is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Imperial Emperor Emmanuel Echefu 1 with an iron fist, and notable for its keen interest in outer space, pith helmet sales, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 9.301 billion Emmilandians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The large, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Celestial City. The average income tax rate is 80.3%.
The frighteningly efficient Emmilandian economy, worth a remarkable 1,685 trillion Emroes a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 181,196 Emroes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.3 times as much as the poorest.
The serf suggestion box would work better if more serfs were literate, torture is commonly used to extract information from suspected criminals, dozens of viewers go online to hear whether a comma has been added to Clause 5 in Subsection B of Law 58375, and the dish 'poisson avec poison' is only available on the black market. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Emmiland's national animal is the Dove, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Echefuism.
Emmiland is ranked 250,449th in the world and 8,086th in Balder for Most Stationary, with 18.88461985828 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Emmiland's influence in Balder rose from "Hatchling" to "Newcomer".
- : Following new legislation in Emmiland, the dish 'poisson avec poison' is only available on the black market.
- : Emmiland's influence in Balder rose from "Unproven" to "Hatchling".
- : Emmiland was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Foreign Aid Spending.
- : Emmiland's influence in Balder rose from "Zero" to "Unproven".
- : Emmiland was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Information Technology Sector and the Top 10% for Smartest Citizens and Most World Assembly Endorsements.
- : Emmiland was refounded in Balder.
- : Emmiland ceased to exist in Osiris.
- : Emmiland was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Information Technology Sector.
- : Following new legislation in Emmiland, dozens of viewers go online to hear whether a comma has been added to Clause 5 in Subsection B of Law 58375.