The Republic of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Audaces Fortuna Juvat
Regional Influence
Negotiator
Region
Civil Rights
Good
Economy
Imploded
Political Freedom
Excellent

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The Republic of Elsh is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Andre Maia with an even hand, and renowned for its national health service, public floggings, and daily referendums. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 12.411 billion Elshians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked morass — juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nova. The average income tax rate is 72.3%.

The sizeable but stagnant Elshian economy, worth 48.9 trillion bezants a year, is extremely specialized and mostly made up of the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology. Average income is 3,940 bezants, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.3 times as much as the poorest.

Brasilistan has been announced as the nation's newest colony, Maxtopian Grass flags adorn every college dorm room, abortions are routinely performed in Elsh's hospitals, and "To Hell or to Marshland" is a common settler cry directed at native Brasilistanis. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Elsh's national animal is the bison, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Elsh is ranked 108th in Portugal and 122,675th in the world for Happiest Citizens, scoring 10 on the Relative Cheerfulness Rating.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 2 days 4 hours ago

  • 2 days 10 hours ago: Following new legislation in Elsh, "To Hell or to Marshland" is a common settler cry directed at native Brasilistanis.
  • 2 days 10 hours ago: Following new legislation in Elsh, abortions are routinely performed in Elsh's hospitals.
  • 2 days 15 hours ago: Elsh voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Responsible Arms Trading".
  • 3 days 13 hours ago: Elsh voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Non-interference in Elections".
  • 3 days 13 hours ago: Elsh voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Non-interference in Elections".
  • 3 days 13 hours ago: Elsh voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Commend Sciongrad".
  • 12 days ago: Elsh's influence in Portugal fell from "Contender" to "Negotiator".
  • 21 days ago: Elsh was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Longest Average Lifespans.
  • 24 days ago: Following new legislation in Elsh, Maxtopian Grass flags adorn every college dorm room.
  • 24 days ago: Following new legislation in Elsh, Brasilistan has been announced as the nation's newest colony.

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Endorsements Received: 9 » Jotinha, Bad Omen, United Portugal, Aldonin, Tiago Silva, Valve, Communist Galinea, Free Portugal, and Nookie Island.

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