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The Confederacy of Elosson

“Good Country.”

Category: Capitalist Paradise
Civil Rights:
Excellent
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Average

Regional Influence: Dominator

Location: Outpost Uber Alles

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The Confederacy of Elosson is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by Elo Cism with an even hand, and notable for its complete lack of prisons. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 3.838 billion Elossonians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

There is no government in the normal sense of the word; however, a small group of community-minded, pro-business individuals is effectively ruled by the Department of Defence, with areas such as Social Welfare and the Environment receiving almost no funds by comparison. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Elossonsson. Income tax is unheard of. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Information Technology industries.

Abortion is only legal in unusual circumstances, tourists outnumber citizens two to one, the nation leads Outpost Uber Alles in per capita stalking, and agricultural science is the most competitive subject at Elosson's universities. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is crippling, probably because of the country's utter lack of prisons. Elosson's national animal is the tiger, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its currency is the tiger's blood.

Elosson is ranked 2nd in Outpost Uber Alles and 113,340th in the world for Highest Average Tax Rates, scoring -18 on the Inverse Hayek Index.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 3 days 19 hours ago

  • 1 day 6 hours ago: Elosson was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides (last census: Top 10%).
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in Elosson, agricultural science is the most competitive subject at Elosson's universities.
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in Elosson, the nation leads Outpost Uber Alles in per capita stalking.
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in Elosson, tourists outnumber citizens two to one.
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in Elosson, abortion is only legal in unusual circumstances.
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in Elosson, bus ads propagandize causes ranging from sexual revolution to religious pogroms.
  • 22 days ago: Following new legislation in Elosson, Elosson is notorious for its citizens' infidelity.
  • 22 days ago: Following new legislation in Elosson, the police have been reduced to using duct tape instead of handcuffs following further cutbacks.
  • 22 days ago: Following new legislation in Elosson, Pinkerton agents are called in to forcibly break up white collar strikes.
  • 22 days ago: Following new legislation in Elosson, there are no minimum wage laws.

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