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The Confederacy of Elosson

“Good Country.”

Category: Capitalist Paradise
Civil Rights:
Excellent
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Average

Regional Influence: Dominator

Location: Outpost Uber Alles

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The Confederacy of Elosson is a massive, economically powerful nation, ruled by Elo Cism with an even hand, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 3.521 billion Elossonians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

There is no government in the normal sense of the word; however, a small group of community-minded, pro-business individuals is effectively ruled by the Department of Defence, with areas such as Social Welfare and the Environment receiving almost no funds by comparison. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Elossonsson. Income tax is unheard of. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Information Technology industries.

A survey of the nation's rivers and children has shown that pesticide levels are at an all-time regional high, referenda are banned by law and the Parliament has absolute control of the legislative process, seafood restaurants assure customers 'If it lives in the sea, it's on our menu', and tigers are becoming popular in pet stores nationwide. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is crippling, probably because of the country's utter lack of prisons. Elosson's national animal is the tiger, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its currency is the tiger's blood.

Elosson is ranked 2nd in Outpost Uber Alles and 97,344th in the world for Most Authoritarian, with 0.037 Stalins.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 9 days ago

  • 9 days ago: Following new legislation in Elosson, tigers are becoming popular in pet stores nationwide.
  • 9 days ago: Following new legislation in Elosson, seafood restaurants assure customers 'If it lives in the sea, it's on our menu'.
  • 9 days ago: Following new legislation in Elosson, referenda are banned by law and the Parliament has absolute control of the legislative process.
  • 10 days ago: Following new legislation in Elosson, a survey of the nation's rivers and children has shown that pesticide levels are at an all-time regional high.
  • 11 days ago: Following new legislation in Elosson, government officials frequently cut taxes as a distraction from antics with their secretaries.
  • 12 days ago: Following new legislation in Elosson, military spending is on the increase.
  • 12 days ago: Following new legislation in Elosson, all streets are privately owned toll roads.
  • 12 days ago: Following new legislation in Elosson, surveillance cameras are banned.
  • 12 days ago: Following new legislation in Elosson, the nation's gigantic air force is both respected and feared.
  • 13 days ago: Elosson was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Drug Use (last census: Top 5%).

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