The Commonwealth of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Work Equals Reward, Reward Equals Destiny
Regional Influence
Minnow
Region
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Some

Overview Factbook People Government Economy Trend Analysis

The Commonwealth of Ellosonia is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Leonitus Edwardias Ellison the First with an even hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, anti-smoking policies, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 2.195 billion Ellosonians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The tiny, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Labrador Downs. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 2.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Ellosonian economy, worth 243 trillion Ellsopounds a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 110,967 Ellsopounds, with the richest citizens earning 6.6 times as much as the poorest.

People are now classified as male, female, or genderqueer, the nation leads Lazarus in per capita stalking, citizens are encouraged to report friends, family members or co-workers who seem depressed to the government for "counselling", and the flesh-eating lost souls that wander at night serve as a major tourist attraction (Ellosonia has found 1 easter egg). Crime is a problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Ellosonia's national animal is the Labrador, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Ellosonia is ranked 332nd in Lazarus and 4,870th in the world for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens, with 22 Whatever.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 14 days ago

  • 13 hours ago: Ellosonia was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens.
  • 3 days 12 hours ago: Ellosonia fell out of the world Top 10% for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector.
  • 8 days ago: Ellosonia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Avoided (last census: Top 10%).
  • 8 days ago: Ellosonia was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Most Avoided.
  • 9 days ago: Ellosonia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Retail Industry.
  • 9 days ago: Ellosonia was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Largest Retail Industry.
  • 14 days ago: Ellosonia was refounded in Lazarus.
  • 315 days ago: Ellosonia ceased to exist.
  • 316 days ago: Ellosonia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Lowest Overall Tax Burden (last census: Top 10%).
  • 335 days ago: Ellosonia's influence in The League fell from "Dominator" to "Superpower".

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