Largest Populations: 137th Highest Economic Output: 801st Most Efficient Economies: 1,647th
The Queen's State of
Right-wing Utopia
Dieu et mon droit
the Governor
Regional Influence
Civil Rights
Political Freedom
Very Good

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The Queen's State of Elliston is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by the Governor with an even hand, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-working, humorless population of 29.1 billion Ellistonians are free to succeed or fail in life on their own merits; the successful tend to enjoy an opulent (but moralistic) lifestyle, while the failures can be seen crowding out most jails.

The tiny government is primarily concerned with Industry, with Education, Law & Order, and Defense also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Environment receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Capital Heights. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Ellistonian economy, worth a remarkable 5,194 trillion betales a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Automobile Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 178,521 betales, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 671,499 per year while the poor average 33,115, a ratio of 20.3 to 1.

The Ellistonian Arts Council pays teenagers to sit through opera performances, anti-government political posters adorn every building like wallpaper, discarded pennies litter the streets, and the military is on a massive recruiting drive in advance of an invasion of Brasilistan. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Elliston's national animal is the deer, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is none.

Elliston is ranked 7,846th in the world and 2nd in Ancient Lands for Smartest Citizens, with 85.16 Quips Per Hour.

Largest Populations: 137thHighest Economic Output: 801stTop
Most Efficient Economies: 1,647thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1,661stMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2,488thLargest Mining Sector: 2,524thLargest Retail Industry: 2,889thMost Subsidized Industry: 3,509thLargest Information Technology Sector: 3,966thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 4,122ndMost Avoided: 4,137thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 5,021stLargest Insurance Industry: 5,601stLargest Publishing Industry: 5,660thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 5,794thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 5,909thHighest Average Incomes: 6,075thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 6,753rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 7,216thTop
Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 7,575thSmartest Citizens: 7,846thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 8,202ndMost Developed: 10,599thLargest Agricultural Sector: 10,686thLargest Black Market: 11,909thMost Stationary: 12,108thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 12,443rdHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 13,272nd
Most Scientifically Advanced: 1st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 1st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 2nd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2nd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 2nd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 2nd in the regionLargest Populations: 2nd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Avoided: 2nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 2nd in the regionMost Developed: 3rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 3rd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 3rd in the regionSafest: 3rd in the regionMost Secular: 3rd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 4th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 4th in the regionMost Influential: 4th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 6th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 6th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 11th in the regionTop
Most Advanced Public Education: 38th in the regionLargest Governments: 40th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 42nd in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 46th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 47th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 51st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 76th in the regionTop
Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 86th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 94th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 98th in the regionMost Stationary: 99th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Elliston, the military is on a massive recruiting drive in advance of an invasion of Brasilistan.
  • : Following new legislation in Elliston, discarded pennies litter the streets.
  • : Elliston was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Basket Weaving Sector.
  • : Elliston was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Safest.
  • : Following new legislation in Elliston, anti-government political posters adorn every building like wallpaper.
  • : Elliston was reclassified from "Corporate Police State" to "Right-wing Utopia".
  • : Following new legislation in Elliston, the Ellistonian Arts Council pays teenagers to sit through opera performances.
  • : Following new legislation in Elliston, tourists flock to see the giant stone carvings of Elliston's historical leaders at Mount Rushless.
  • : Elliston was reclassified from "Iron Fist Consumerists" to "Corporate Police State".
  • : Elliston was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Developed.


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