Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 182nd Healthiest Citizens: 195th Most Developed: 323rd
The Free Land of
Democratic Socialists
Freedom & Self Dicipline
Leader
Regional Influence
Squire
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Some

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The Free Land of Elkenian is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Leader with an even hand, and renowned for its otherworldly petting zoo, compulsory military service, and keen interest in outer space. The compassionate population of 16.502 billion Elkenians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The tiny, socially-minded government is effectively ruled by the Department of Education, with Spirituality and International Aid not funded at all. The average income tax rate is 2.3%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Elkenian economy, worth a remarkable 2,188 trillion elks a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Furniture Restoration, and Pizza Delivery. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 132,644 elks, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Citizens are permitted to carry concealed handguns, businesses that prove successful are immediately broken up, terrified tympanists are finding themselves on the front lines armed only with kettledrums, and the government has undertaken a massive education and health program to combat VODAIS. Crime is totally unknown. Elkenian's national animal is the eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Elkenian is ranked 173,185th in the world and 9,466th in The East Pacific for Largest Agricultural Sector, scoring -13.38 on the Mu-Bah-Daggs Productivity Index.

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Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 182ndHealthiest Citizens: 195thMost Developed: 323rdMost Cultured: 395thLongest Average Lifespans: 593rdMost Compassionate Citizens: 640thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 739thNicest Citizens: 896thBest Weather: 991stLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,022ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,045thMost Stationary: 1,135thMost Beautiful Environments: 1,339thSmartest Citizens: 1,503rdMost Pacifist: 1,670thMost Secular: 1,680thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,723rdTop
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Most Scientifically Advanced: 1,863rdMost Influential: 1,906thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 2,070thLowest Crime Rates: 2,933rdLowest Overall Tax Burden: 3,356thHighest Poor Incomes: 3,855thHighest Economic Output: 3,866thLargest Populations: 5,257thMost Cheerful Citizens: 7,286thMost Rebellious Youth: 8,237thMost Income Equality: 8,846thTop
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Most Advanced Public Education: 10,728thMost Efficient Economies: 11,638thHighest Average Incomes: 15,955th
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Healthiest Citizens: 7th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 7th in the regionMost Developed: 8th in the regionMost Cultured: 11th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 12th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 14th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 15th in the regionMost Stationary: 17th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 18th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 20th in the regionNicest Citizens: 21st in the regionBest Weather: 22nd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 27th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 30th in the regionMost Pacifist: 34th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 35th in the regionLargest Populations: 40th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 41st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 48th in the regionMost Influential: 49th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 55th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 60th in the regionMost Secular: 61st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 62nd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 71st in the regionTop
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Most Rebellious Youth: 165th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 192nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 210th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 280th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 364th in the regionTop
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Most Income Equality: 553rd in the regionLargest Black Market: 576th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Elkenian was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Income Equality.
  • : Elkenian endorsed The Admiral there be Polls Here of East Malaysia.
  • : Following new legislation in Elkenian, the government has undertaken a massive education and health program to combat VODAIS.
  • : Following new legislation in Elkenian, terrified tympanists are finding themselves on the front lines armed only with kettledrums.
  • : Following new legislation in Elkenian, businesses that prove successful are immediately broken up.
  • : Following new legislation in Elkenian, citizens are permitted to carry concealed handguns.
  • : Following new legislation in Elkenian, chickens frolic freely on swings and roundabouts in Elkenian City's playgrounds.
  • : Following new legislation in Elkenian, criminals are thrown to the eagles to repay their debt to society.
  • : Following new legislation in Elkenian, the institution of marriage is held sacred and strictly enforced.
  • : Following new legislation in Elkenian, government-run screening operations remove embryos with severe genetic disorders.

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