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The Free Land of Elkenian

“Freedom & Self Dicipline”

Category: Democratic Socialists
Civil Rights:
Political Freedoms:
Very Good

Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: The East Pacific


The Free Land of Elkenian is a small, safe nation, ruled by Leader with an even hand, and renowned for its sprawling nuclear power plants. The compassionate, intelligent population of 33 million Elkenianians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it devotes most of its attentions to Education, with areas such as Religion & Spirituality and Social Equality receiving almost no funds by comparison. The average income tax rate is 78%, and even higher for the wealthy. The private sector is almost wholly made up of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out.

Scientists regularly clone human beings for research purposes, minority children spend hours bussing to schools miles away from home, consumption of cat memes has skyrocketed, and child adoption by homosexual couples has been outlawed. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Elkenian's national animal is the eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its currency is the elk.

Elkenian is ranked 3,888th in The East Pacific and 110,132nd in the world for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring -6 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.

Elkenian is currently attempting to exterminate its infected with military force.

People: 32,955,013

Zombies: 0

Dead: 11,881,965,113

Survival Rate: 0.28%

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Most Recent Government Activity: 22 hours ago


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