Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 133rd Healthiest Citizens: 239th Most Developed: 329th
The Free Land of
Corrupt Dictatorship
Freedom & Self Dicipline
Regional Influence
Civil Rights
Below Average
Political Freedom

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The Free Land of Elkenian is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Leader with an iron fist, and notable for its anti-smoking policies, complete absence of social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, cynical population of 15.919 billion Elkenians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The minute government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Education. The average income tax rate is 1.8%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Elkenian economy, worth a remarkable 2,084 trillion elks a year, is highly specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Furniture Restoration, and Pizza Delivery. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 130,962 elks, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The tax agency is feared more than serial killers and terrorists, all tariffs have been abolished, students cut up leftover elks during Arts and Crafts, and the government is spending millions on renovating the public transportation system. Crime is totally unknown. Elkenian's national animal is the eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Elkenian is ranked 151,810th in the world and 7,105th in The East Pacific for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring -32.86 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.

Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 133rdHealthiest Citizens: 239thMost Developed: 329thMost Cultured: 428thMost Compassionate Citizens: 654thLongest Average Lifespans: 701stHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 720thLargest Information Technology Sector: 906thNicest Citizens: 917thBest Weather: 1,182ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,213thMost Stationary: 1,215thMost Secular: 1,413thTop
Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1,568thMost Beautiful Environments: 1,617thSmartest Citizens: 1,675thMost Pacifist: 1,788thMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,870thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2,081stMost Influential: 2,112thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 2,928thLowest Crime Rates: 3,871stHighest Economic Output: 3,940thHighest Poor Incomes: 4,801stLargest Populations: 5,389thMost Cheerful Citizens: 7,004thMost Rebellious Youth: 7,507thTop
Most Income Equality: 13,244th
Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 6th in the regionMost Developed: 7th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 7th in the regionMost Cultured: 9th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 14th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 15th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 15th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 15th in the regionMost Stationary: 17th in the regionNicest Citizens: 17th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 22nd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 22nd in the regionBest Weather: 25th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 27th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 29th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 38th in the regionLargest Populations: 39th in the regionMost Pacifist: 39th in the regionMost Secular: 46th in the regionMost Influential: 49th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 49th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 53rd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 63rd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 66th in the regionTop
Highest Poor Incomes: 114th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 135th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 163rd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 313th in the regionTop
Highest Average Incomes: 361st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 485th in the regionLargest Black Market: 486th in the regionMost Income Equality: 643rd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Elkenian, the government is spending millions on renovating the public transportation system.
  • : Following new legislation in Elkenian, students cut up leftover elks during Arts and Crafts.
  • : Following new legislation in Elkenian, all tariffs have been abolished.
  • : Elkenian voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Quarantine Regulation".
  • : Elkenian endorsed The Republic of Attais Unis.
  • : Following new legislation in Elkenian, the tax agency is feared more than serial killers and terrorists.
  • : Following new legislation in Elkenian, the government has cut its subsidies for all special interest groups.
  • : Elkenian was endorsed by The Republic of Attais Unis.
  • : Following new legislation in Elkenian, government reports are now used to teach toddlers to read.
  • : Elkenian was reclassified from "Democratic Socialists" to "Corrupt Dictatorship".


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