The Free Land of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Freedom & Self Dicipline
Regional Influence
Minnow
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Thriving
Political Freedom
Very Good

Overview People Government Economy Trend Analysis

The Free Land of Elkenian is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Leader with an even hand, and notable for its zero percent divorce rate, keen interest in outer space, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 13.169 billion Elkenians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government is effectively ruled by the Department of Education, with Healthcare also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Administration receive no funds. The average income tax rate is 70.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Elkenianian economy, worth a remarkable 1,578 trillion elks a year, is highly specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Furniture Restoration, and Pizza Delivery. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 119,842 elks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Graffiti graces every city's streets, eagles with strange deformities like three eyes and tentacles have been seen prancing through the countryside where industrial waste is dumped, rioting during the nation's hosting of ORDER caused one million elks of property damage, and the government is promoting multicultural values with the new 'Just Be Nice, OK?' initiative. Crime is totally unknown. Elkenian's national animal is the eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Elkenian is ranked 6,134th in The East Pacific and 125,630th in the world for Lowest Overall Tax Burden, scoring -12 on the Hayek Index.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 11 hours ago

  • 104 minutes ago: Following new legislation in Elkenian, the government is promoting multicultural values with the new 'Just Be Nice, OK?' initiative.
  • 104 minutes ago: Following new legislation in Elkenian, rioting during the nation's hosting of ORDER caused one million elks of property damage.
  • 1 day 1 hour ago: Elkenian was reclassified from "Democratic Socialists" to "Inoffensive Centrist Democracy".
  • 1 day 1 hour ago: Following new legislation in Elkenian, eagles with strange deformities like three eyes and tentacles have been seen prancing through the countryside where industrial waste is dumped.
  • 3 days 1 hour ago: Following new legislation in Elkenian, graffiti graces every city's streets.
  • 3 days 1 hour ago: Following new legislation in Elkenian, men avoid even so much as looking at female colleagues.
  • 3 days 9 hours ago: Elkenian voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Right to Bear Arms".
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Elkenian, a determined opposition debates the relative benefits of Arial and Times New Roman for days on end.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Elkenian, children are raised bilingual from an early age.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Elkenian, sales of fishnet stockings have reached a record high.

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