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The Free Land of Elkenian

“Freedom & Self Dicipline”

Category: Democratic Socialists
Civil Rights:
Below Average
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Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: The East Pacific


The Free Land of Elkenian is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Leader with an even hand, and renowned for its keen interest in outer space. Its compassionate population of 10.741 billion are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it devotes most of its attentions to Education, with areas such as Religion & Spirituality and Commerce receiving almost no funds by comparison. The average income tax rate is 80%, and even higher for the wealthy. The private sector is almost wholly made up of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out.

Retired racing eagles are served truffles for breakfast, all footpaths have tollbooths, government-run brothels can be found on every street corner, and tourists from around the world come to visit the country's famous rainforests. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Elkenian's national animal is the eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its currency is the elk.

Elkenian is ranked 4,541st in The East Pacific and 122,962nd in the world for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens, with -101 Whatever.

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