The Free Land of
Democratic Socialists
Freedom & Self Dicipline
Leader
Regional Influence
Squire
Civil Rights
Below Average
Economy
Strong
Political Freedom
Good

Overview People Government Economy Trend Analysis

The Free Land of Elkenian is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Leader with an even hand, and remarkable for its public floggings, zero percent divorce rate, and smutty television. The compassionate, cheerful population of 14.69 billion Elkenians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government is effectively ruled by the Department of Education, although Healthcare and Environment are also considered important, while Spirituality and Administration aren't funded at all. The average income tax rate is 77.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong Elkenian economy, worth a remarkable 1,775 trillion elks a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Furniture Restoration, and Pizza Delivery. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 120,833 elks, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Anyone found to be unemployed is shipped off to Brasilistan with a gun and a spade, crime suspects are forced to submit to blood testing, immigrant herding has become a national pastime, and "To Hell or to Marshland" is a common settler cry directed at native Brasilistanis. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Elkenian's national animal is the eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Elkenian is ranked 5,830th in The East Pacific and 142,162nd in the world for Most Primitive, scoring -394 on the Scary Big Number Scale.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Elkenian, "To Hell or to Marshland" is a common settler cry directed at native Brasilistanis.
  • : Following new legislation in Elkenian, immigrant herding has become a national pastime.
  • : Elkenian voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Explosive Remnants of War".
  • : Following new legislation in Elkenian, crime suspects are forced to submit to blood testing.
  • : Following new legislation in Elkenian, anyone found to be unemployed is shipped off to Brasilistan with a gun and a spade.
  • : Following new legislation in Elkenian, government officials have to mortgage their homes to make ends meet.
  • : Following new legislation in Elkenian, even the family pets of Brasilistani insurgents are being put down.
  • : Following new legislation in Elkenian, Red Cross demand for body bags is rising while sutures go unused.
  • : Following new legislation in Elkenian, the armed forces have designated 'murder teams' that root out rebels in Brasilistan.
  • : Following new legislation in Elkenian, factories grind to a halt every time there is an election.

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