Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 186th Healthiest Citizens: 283rd Most Cultured: 434th
The Free Land of
Democratic Socialists
Freedom & Self Dicipline
Leader
Regional Influence
Squire
Civil Rights
Average
Economy
Powerhouse
Political Freedom
Average

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The Free Land of Elkenian is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Leader with an even hand, and remarkable for its pith helmet sales, anti-smoking policies, and complete absence of social welfare. The compassionate population of 15.201 billion Elkenians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The relatively small, socially-minded government is effectively ruled by the Department of Education, with Spirituality and Administration not funded at all. The average income tax rate is 5.0%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Elkenian economy, worth a remarkable 1,867 trillion elks a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Furniture Restoration, and Pizza Delivery. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 122,856 elks, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

There is an abondance of ackawi and zartschmelzend in every Elkenian grocery store, the government regularly hires contractors to construct high rise apartments, citizens queue to get the reinstated bank notes and coins, and conspiracy theorists allege Elkenian City's new subway map resembles Satanic symbols. Crime is totally unknown. Elkenian's national animal is the eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Elkenian is ranked 190,277th in the world and 9,739th in The East Pacific for Most Primitive, scoring -372.19 on the Scary Big Number Scale.

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Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 186thHealthiest Citizens: 283rdMost Cultured: 434thMost Compassionate Citizens: 591stLongest Average Lifespans: 682ndNicest Citizens: 845thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 851stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 983rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,221stSmartest Citizens: 1,253rdMost Stationary: 1,266thBest Weather: 1,303rdMost Pacifist: 1,312thMost Beautiful Environments: 1,395thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,670thMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,798thMost Influential: 1,828thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1,914thTop
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Most Advanced Public Education: 2,142ndLowest Crime Rates: 2,862ndHighest Economic Output: 4,229thHighest Poor Incomes: 4,464thMost Developed: 4,665thLargest Populations: 5,588thMost Cheerful Citizens: 5,778thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 6,678thMost Rebellious Youth: 9,566thTop
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Least Corrupt Governments: 11,420thMost Income Equality: 12,920thHighest Average Incomes: 16,726thMost Secular: 17,314th
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Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 7th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 7th in the regionMost Cultured: 9th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 11th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 13th in the regionNicest Citizens: 14th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 14th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 17th in the regionMost Stationary: 19th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 20th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 20th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 25th in the regionBest Weather: 26th in the regionMost Pacifist: 26th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 32nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 35th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 35th in the regionLargest Populations: 38th in the regionMost Influential: 41st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 49th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 50th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 52nd in the regionTop
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Highest Poor Incomes: 110th in the regionMost Developed: 112th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 125th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 172nd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 185th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 372nd in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 399th in the regionTop
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Largest Black Market: 635th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 667th in the regionMost Income Equality: 725th in the regionMost Secular: 921st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Elkenian, conspiracy theorists allege Elkenian City's new subway map resembles Satanic symbols.
  • : Following new legislation in Elkenian, citizens queue to get the reinstated bank notes and coins.
  • : Following new legislation in Elkenian, the government regularly hires contractors to construct high rise apartments.
  • : Elkenian voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Law Enforcement Education"".
  • : Elkenian was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector.
  • : Following new legislation in Elkenian, there is an abondance of ackawi and zartschmelzend in every Elkenian grocery store.
  • : Following new legislation in Elkenian, the institution of marriage is held sacred and strictly enforced.
  • : Following new legislation in Elkenian, retired racing eagles are served truffles for breakfast.
  • : Elkenian endorsed The Democratic Republic of Super Weenie Hut General.
  • : Elkenian endorsed The Democratic Republic of Slapikistan.

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