Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 206th Healthiest Citizens: 259th Most Cultured: 424th
The Free Land of
Democratic Socialists
Freedom & Self Dicipline
Regional Influence
Civil Rights
Political Freedom
Below Average

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The Free Land of Elkenian is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Leader with an even hand, and remarkable for its frequent executions, restrictive gun laws, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate population of 15.371 billion Elkenians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The relatively small government is effectively ruled by the Department of Education, with Spirituality and Administration not funded at all. The average income tax rate is 6.2%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Elkenian economy, worth a remarkable 1,922 trillion elks a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Furniture Restoration, and Pizza Delivery. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 125,060 elks, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Nine out of ten citizens of Elkenian answered 'nuclear safety inspector' when asked their occupation, there is a dearth of space for new houses, E-SPAN viewership drops as MPs act their age, and the government seizes private property for the 'good of the people'. Crime is totally unknown. Elkenian's national animal is the eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Elkenian is ranked 2,725th in the world and 48th in The East Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 119.76 Law-abiding Acts Per Hour.

Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 206thHealthiest Citizens: 259thMost Cultured: 424thMost Compassionate Citizens: 605thLongest Average Lifespans: 658thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 815thNicest Citizens: 856thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 997thLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,214thSmartest Citizens: 1,243rdMost Stationary: 1,260thBest Weather: 1,312thMost Pacifist: 1,351stMost Beautiful Environments: 1,419thMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,755thTop
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,781stMost Advanced Public Education: 1,844thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1,908thMost Influential: 1,930thLowest Crime Rates: 2,725thMost Secular: 3,405thMost Developed: 3,541stHighest Economic Output: 4,146thHighest Poor Incomes: 4,881stLargest Populations: 5,521stMost Cheerful Citizens: 6,257thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 8,021stMost Rebellious Youth: 8,388thTop
Most Income Equality: 14,441stHighest Average Incomes: 17,006th
Healthiest Citizens: 7th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 8th in the regionMost Cultured: 9th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 13th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 14th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 14th in the regionNicest Citizens: 16th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 17th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 18th in the regionMost Stationary: 19th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 19th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 26th in the regionBest Weather: 27th in the regionMost Pacifist: 28th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 29th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 31st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 37th in the regionLargest Populations: 38th in the regionMost Influential: 45th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 48th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 51st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 53rd in the regionTop
Most Developed: 89th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 108th in the regionMost Secular: 125th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 145th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 161st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 211th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 384th in the regionTop
Most Efficient Economies: 560th in the regionLargest Black Market: 641st in the regionMost Income Equality: 722nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Elkenian, the government seizes private property for the 'good of the people'.
  • : Following new legislation in Elkenian, E-SPAN viewership drops as MPs act their age.
  • : Following new legislation in Elkenian, there is a dearth of space for new houses.
  • : Following new legislation in Elkenian, nine out of ten citizens of Elkenian answered 'nuclear safety inspector' when asked their occupation.
  • : Following new legislation in Elkenian, theoretical science is only theoretical.
  • : Following new legislation in Elkenian, pharmacies close down as medicinal drugs are sold freely by the government.
  • : Following new legislation in Elkenian, all tariffs have been abolished.
  • : Elkenian voted for the World Assembly Resolution "The Rule of Law".
  • : Following new legislation in Elkenian, female newsreaders distract the nation by breastfeeding during broadcast.
  • : Following new legislation in Elkenian, the Elkenian Mental Asylum Party have recently won seats in parliament.


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