The Free Land of Elkenian is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Leader with an iron fist, and notable for its anti-smoking policies, complete absence of social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, cynical population of 15.919 billion Elkenians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.
The minute government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Education. The average income tax rate is 1.8%, but much higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Elkenian economy, worth a remarkable 2,084 trillion elks a year, is highly specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Furniture Restoration, and Pizza Delivery. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 130,962 elks, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
The tax agency is feared more than serial killers and terrorists, all tariffs have been abolished, students cut up leftover elks during Arts and Crafts, and the government is spending millions on renovating the public transportation system. Crime is totally unknown. Elkenian's national animal is the eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Elkenian, the government is spending millions on renovating the public transportation system.
- : Following new legislation in Elkenian, students cut up leftover elks during Arts and Crafts.
- : Following new legislation in Elkenian, all tariffs have been abolished.
- : Elkenian voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Quarantine Regulation".
- : Elkenian endorsed The Republic of Attais Unis.
- : Following new legislation in Elkenian, the tax agency is feared more than serial killers and terrorists.
- : Following new legislation in Elkenian, the government has cut its subsidies for all special interest groups.
- : Elkenian was endorsed by The Republic of Attais Unis.
- : Following new legislation in Elkenian, government reports are now used to teach toddlers to read.
- : Elkenian was reclassified from "Democratic Socialists" to "Corrupt Dictatorship".
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