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The Kingdom of El gnome

“We love gnomes get over it”

Category: Iron Fist Consumerists
Civil Rights:
Few
Economy:
Strong
Political Freedoms:
Unheard Of

Regional Influence: Dominator

Location: the great paradise of hell

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The Kingdom of El gnome is a huge, safe nation, ruled by el gnome the great with an iron fist, and notable for its keen interest in outer space. Its hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 923 million are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defence, and Religion & Spirituality. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of deamon city. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 84%. A powerhouse of a private sector is dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry.

Meat is a luxury afforded only to the wealthy, the country is preparing for war, El gnome's leader goes out to lunch surrounded by large men in dark glasses, and school uniforms are compulsory. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. El gnome's national animal is the gnome, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its currency is the gnome.

El gnome is ranked 2nd in the great paradise of hell and 83,370th in the world for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -3 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 2 days 17 hours ago

  • 2 days 13 hours ago: El gnome was reclassified from "Corporate Police State" to "Iron Fist Consumerists".
  • 2 days 13 hours ago: Following new legislation in El gnome, school uniforms are compulsory.
  • 2 days 13 hours ago: Following new legislation in El gnome, El gnome's leader goes out to lunch surrounded by large men in dark glasses.
  • 2 days 13 hours ago: Following new legislation in El gnome, the country is preparing for war.
  • 2 days 13 hours ago: Following new legislation in El gnome, meat is a luxury afforded only to the wealthy.
  • 2 days 13 hours ago: Following new legislation in El gnome, the internet has been placed under government control.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in El gnome, the government is notorious for leaving citizens with almost nothing from their inheritance.
  • 6 days ago: El gnome was reclassified from "Iron Fist Consumerists" to "Corporate Police State".
  • 6 days ago: Following new legislation in El gnome, small businesses are gobbled up almost daily by corporate giants.
  • 6 days ago: Following new legislation in El gnome, criminals are executed and their property seized.

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