The Kingdom of Ekamatra is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Tony Jaa with an iron fist, and notable for its frequent executions, free-roaming dinosaurs, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, cynical, cheerful, devout population of 40.007 billion Ekamatrans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, moralistic government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ekamatra City. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Ekamatran economy, worth a remarkable 6,533 trillion Thai Baht a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector, which is extremely specialized, is mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 163,304 Thai Baht, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.9 times as much as the poorest.

The central government is trying to keep things flowing, motorcycle riders are required to wear so much gear they've been nicknamed "Stay Pufts", the economy is undergoing a traumatic transition to capitalism, and politicians tend to jump ship to whichever party is currently leading in the polls. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ekamatra's national animal is the Elephants, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Ekamatra is ranked 309^th in the world and 14^th in Lazarus for Lowest Crime Rates, with 221.31 law-abiding acts per hour.