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The New Glacial Confederation of Ejyafjallajokull

“The land of ice, fire and unpronounceable spelling... ”

Category: New York Times Democracy
Civil Rights:
Very Good
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Superb

Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: Iceland

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The New Glacial Confederation of Ejyafjallajokull is a massive, genial nation, ruled by the Ejyafjallajokull Nationalist Party with a fair hand, and renowned for its sprawling nuclear power plants. The compassionate, hard-working, intelligent population of 3.581 billion Ejyafjallajokullites enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent government stops and the rest of society begins, but it devotes most of its attentions to Education, with areas such as Religion & Spirituality and Defence receiving almost no funds by comparison. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of KirkjubŠjarklaustur. The average income tax rate is 93%, and even higher for the wealthy. The private sector is almost wholly made up of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out.

Wealthy parents-to-be can select their perfect baby, airport security is provided by private companies, Great Auk is one of the most popular forenames in Ejyafjallajokull, and the nation is completely gun-free. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ejyafjallajokull's national animal is the Great Auk, which is also the nation's favorite main course, its national religion is Catholicism but it is virtually obsolete, and its currency is the Ejyafjallajokullian Krˇna.

Ejyafjallajokull is ranked 1st in Iceland and 5,251st in the world for Longest Average Lifespans, scoring 36 on the Enoch Index.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 7 days ago

  • 7 days ago: Following new legislation in Ejyafjallajokull, the nation is completely gun-free.
  • 7 days ago: Following new legislation in Ejyafjallajokull, Great Auk is one of the most popular forenames in Ejyafjallajokull.
  • 7 days ago: Following new legislation in Ejyafjallajokull, airport security is provided by private companies.
  • 7 days ago: Following new legislation in Ejyafjallajokull, wealthy parents-to-be can select their perfect baby.
  • 7 days ago: Following new legislation in Ejyafjallajokull, criminals rejoice in the streets as the entire police force is sent away on a training retreat.
  • 7 days ago: Ejyafjallajokull changed its national faith to "Catholicism but it is virtually obsolete".
  • 7 days ago: Ejyafjallajokull changed its national faith to "Catholicism but virtually obsolete" and its leader to "the Ejyafjallajokull Nationalist Party".
  • 7 days ago: Ejyafjallajokull altered its national flag.
  • 7 days ago: Ejyafjallajokull altered its national flag.
  • 7 days ago: Ejyafjallajokull changed its national motto to "The land of ice, fire and unpronounceable spelling... ".

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