The J÷kulhlaupic Collective of
New York Times Democracy
Eftir eldfjall kemur flˇ­i­.
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Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Imploded
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The J÷kulhlaupic Collective of Ejyafjallajokull is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by the Liberal Workers' Party with a fair hand, and renowned for its keen interest in outer space, irreverence towards religion, and hatred of cheese. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 6.99 billion Ejyafjallajokullians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, outspoken morass — prioritizes Education, with Healthcare, Welfare, and Law & Order also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of KirkjubŠjarklaustur. The average income tax rate is 99.2%.

The sizeable but stagnant Ejyafjallajokullian economy, worth 77.8 trillion Ejyafjallajokullian Krˇnas a year, is highly specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Information Technology. Average income is 11,132 Ejyafjallajokullian Krˇnas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.

The Ejyafjallajokull Automotive Racing Series draws millions of spectators annually while those near the tracks complain about the noise, tardiness has increased after carpooling was classified as a criminal offense, suburban backyards are seized by the government and turned into national parks, and phone taps are frequently carried out by the police. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ejyafjallajokull's national animal is the Great Ejyafjallajokullian Auk, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is virtually obsolete Catholicism.

Ejyafjallajokull is ranked 7th in Scandinavia and 1,645th in the world for Safest, scoring 1,748.548 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Ejyafjallajokull was reclassified from "Corporate Bordello" to "New York Times Democracy".
  • : Following new legislation in Ejyafjallajokull, phone taps are frequently carried out by the police.
  • : Following new legislation in Ejyafjallajokull, suburban backyards are seized by the government and turned into national parks.
  • : Following new legislation in Ejyafjallajokull, tardiness has increased after carpooling was classified as a criminal offense.
  • : Following new legislation in Ejyafjallajokull, the Ejyafjallajokull Automotive Racing Series draws millions of spectators annually while those near the tracks complain about the noise.
  • : Following new legislation in Ejyafjallajokull, nude art is becoming wildly popular.
  • : Ejyafjallajokull was reclassified from "New York Times Democracy" to "Corporate Bordello".
  • : Following new legislation in Ejyafjallajokull, matryoshka dolls resembling nested Death Stars are commonly sold.
  • : Following new legislation in Ejyafjallajokull, businesses often fire workers in favour of cheaper automatic systems.
  • : Following new legislation in Ejyafjallajokull, major corporations receive tax breaks for no apparent reason.

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