The J÷kulhlaupic Collective of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Eftir eldfjall kemur flˇ­i­.
Regional Influence
Minnow
Region
Civil Rights
Good
Economy
Imploded
Political Freedom
Very Good

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The J÷kulhlaupic Collective of Ejyafjallajokull is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by the New Economic Party with an even hand, and notable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, keen interest in outer space, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 5.805 billion Ejyafjallajokullians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked morass — prioritizes Education, with Healthcare, Welfare, and Environment also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of KirkjubŠjarklaustur. The average income tax rate is 99.8%.

The sizeable but stagnant Ejyafjallajokullian economy, worth 61.1 trillion Ejyafjallajokullian Krˇnas a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Information Technology. Average income is 10,517 Ejyafjallajokullian Krˇnas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.4 times as much as the poorest.

Motorists' locations are constantly tracked by intelligence and law enforcement agencies, Ejyafjallajokull has been recently classified as an international menace after 'liberating' several nearby territories, the government struggles to keep up with the endless list of petrol disasters, and almost all of Ejyafjallajokull's water is piped into the country from abroad for exorbitant prices. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ejyafjallajokull's national animal is the Great Ejyafjallajokullian Auk, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is virtually obsolete Catholicism.

Ejyafjallajokull is ranked 82nd in Scandinavia and 117,595th in the world for Stupidest Citizens, scoring -19 on the Average Edu-UNtellignce« Test Score.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Ejyafjallajokull, almost all of Ejyafjallajokull's water is piped into the country from abroad for exorbitant prices.
  • : Following new legislation in Ejyafjallajokull, the government struggles to keep up with the endless list of petrol disasters.
  • : Following new legislation in Ejyafjallajokull, Ejyafjallajokull has been recently classified as an international menace after 'liberating' several nearby territories.
  • : Following new legislation in Ejyafjallajokull, motorists' locations are constantly tracked by intelligence and law enforcement agencies.
  • : Following new legislation in Ejyafjallajokull, Ejyafjallajokullians have been enjoying a recent boost in civil rights as the government continues to clamp down on emigration.
  • : Ejyafjallajokull was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Highest Average Tax Rates.
  • : Ejyafjallajokull was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Lowest Crime Rates.
  • : Ejyafjallajokull was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Popular Tourist Destinations.
  • : Ejyafjallajokull was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Smartest Citizens.
  • : Ejyafjallajokull was reclassified from "Capitalist Paradise" to "Inoffensive Centrist Democracy".

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