Most Pacifist: 1,291st Safest: 1,437th Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,496th
The Katabatic Post-Glacial State of
Anarchy
Through ice, wind and fire!
Regional Influence
Squire
Region
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Strong
Political Freedom
Excellent

Overview People Government Economy Rank Trend

The Katabatic Post-Glacial State of Ejyafjallajokull is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by the National Government with a fair hand, and notable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, daily referendums, and ubiquitous missile silos. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 8.177 billion Ejyafjallajokullians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The enormous government prioritizes Education, although Healthcare, Welfare, and Environment are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of KirkjubŠjarklaustur. The average income tax rate is 98.5%.

The strong Ejyafjallajokullian economy, worth a remarkable 1,131 trillion New Ejyafjallajokullian Krˇnas a year, is highly specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing and Information Technology. Average income is an impressive 138,388 New Ejyafjallajokullian Krˇnas, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 576,235 per year while the poor average 21,725, a ratio of 26.5 to 1.

Citizens have to dodge their neighbor's drones while getting the morning paper, labour strikes are routinely squashed by police, unemployed mercenaries drift the country looking for new careers, and tourists often cite 'hiding money in an off-shore banking account' as their main reason to visit the nation. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ejyafjallajokull's national animal is the Great Ejyafjallajokullian Auk, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is virtually obsolete Catholicism.

Ejyafjallajokull is ranked 140,330th in the world and 70th in Scandinavia for Most Authoritarian, with 0.01 Stalins.

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Most Pacifist: 1,291stSafest: 1,437thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,496thTop
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Largest Welfare Programs: 1,590thHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,650thMost Advanced Public Education: 1,815thMost Advanced Public Transport: 1,912thLargest Governments: 1,952ndLowest Crime Rates: 2,228thMost Cultured: 2,613thSmartest Citizens: 2,631stMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,728thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3,161stHealthiest Citizens: 3,542ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 4,522ndMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 4,548thMost Cheerful Citizens: 4,569thNicest Citizens: 4,569thMost Rebellious Youth: 4,905thLongest Average Lifespans: 4,984thMost Compassionate Citizens: 5,046thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 5,485thMost Beautiful Environments: 6,056thLargest Publishing Industry: 7,178thMost Inclusive: 7,412thTop
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Most Secular: 8,320thHighest Economic Output: 9,056thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 10,798thNudest: 12,434thMost Developed: 13,266thHighest Average Incomes: 13,432nd
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Most Advanced Public Transport: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 2nd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 3rd in the regionMost Pacifist: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 3rd in the regionSafest: 3rd in the regionTop
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Most Advanced Public Education: 4th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 4th in the regionMost Cultured: 4th in the regionLargest Governments: 5th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 5th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 6th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 7th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Ejyafjallajokull was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Wealthy Incomes and the Top 10% for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides.
  • : Following new legislation in Ejyafjallajokull, tourists often cite 'hiding money in an off-shore banking account' as their main reason to visit the nation.
  • : Following new legislation in Ejyafjallajokull, unemployed mercenaries drift the country looking for new careers.
  • : Following new legislation in Ejyafjallajokull, labour strikes are routinely squashed by police.
  • : Ejyafjallajokull was reclassified from "Civil Rights Lovefest" to "Anarchy".
  • : Following new legislation in Ejyafjallajokull, citizens have to dodge their neighbor's drones while getting the morning paper.
  • : Following new legislation in Ejyafjallajokull, former arsonists can be found on local fire brigades.
  • : Ejyafjallajokull was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Extensive Public Healthcare.
  • : Ejyafjallajokull changed its national currency to "New Ejyafjallajokullian Krˇna", its faith to "virtually obsolete Catholicism", its leader to "the National Government", its motto to "Through ice, wind and fire!", and its nation type to "Katabatic Post-Glacial State".
  • : Following new legislation in Ejyafjallajokull, welfare funding has recently gone through the roof.

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