Most Pacifist: 1,297th Safest: 1,308th Highest Average Tax Rates: 1,441st
The J÷kulhlaupic Collective of
Civil Rights Lovefest
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Regional Influence
Squire
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Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Strong
Political Freedom
Excellent

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The J÷kulhlaupic Collective of Ejyafjallajokull is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by the Democratic Conservative Party with a fair hand, and renowned for its anti-smoking policies, strictly enforced bedtime, and hatred of cheese. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 7.651 billion Ejyafjallajokullians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The enormous government prioritizes Education, with Healthcare, Environment, and Welfare also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of KirkjubŠjarklaustur. The average income tax rate is 98.6%.

The strong Ejyafjallajokullian economy, worth 980 trillion Ejyafjallajokullian Krˇnas a year, is highly specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing and Information Technology. Average income is an impressive 128,130 Ejyafjallajokullian Krˇnas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

Trespassers entering the Democratic Conservative Party's office are immediately vaporized, prosecutors routinely call transplant doctors as 'expert witnesses' in burglary cases, criminals are put to death while cuddling their favourite teddy bear, and bus ads propagandize causes ranging from sexual revolution to religious pogroms. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ejyafjallajokull's national animal is the Great Ejyafjallajokullian Auk, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is virtually obsolete Catholicism.

Ejyafjallajokull is ranked 1,988th in the world and 7th in Scandinavia for Lowest Crime Rates, with 127.43 Law-abiding Acts Per Hour.

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Most Pacifist: 1,297thSafest: 1,308thHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,441stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,698thTop
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Largest Governments: 1,792ndMost Advanced Public Education: 1,968thLowest Crime Rates: 1,988thLargest Welfare Programs: 2,157thMost Advanced Public Transport: 2,177thMost Cultured: 2,281stSmartest Citizens: 2,472ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2,632ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 3,086thHealthiest Citizens: 3,376thNicest Citizens: 4,141stMost Scientifically Advanced: 4,292ndLongest Average Lifespans: 4,446thMost Compassionate Citizens: 4,500thMost Cheerful Citizens: 4,527thMost Beautiful Environments: 5,313thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 5,522ndMost Rebellious Youth: 5,525thLargest Publishing Industry: 7,519thMost Secular: 8,120thTop
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Least Corrupt Governments: 9,916thHighest Economic Output: 10,233rdMost Inclusive: 11,209thHighest Poor Incomes: 12,811thMost Developed: 15,678thHighest Average Incomes: 15,908th
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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 1st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 2nd in the regionSafest: 2nd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 3rd in the regionMost Pacifist: 3rd in the regionTop
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Most Cultured: 4th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 4th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 5th in the regionLargest Governments: 5th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 5th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 6th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 7th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 7th in the regionNicest Citizens: 7th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Ejyafjallajokull, bus ads propagandize causes ranging from sexual revolution to religious pogroms.
  • : Following new legislation in Ejyafjallajokull, criminals are put to death while cuddling their favourite teddy bear.
  • : Following new legislation in Ejyafjallajokull, prosecutors routinely call transplant doctors as 'expert witnesses' in burglary cases.
  • : Following new legislation in Ejyafjallajokull, trespassers entering the Democratic Conservative Party's office are immediately vaporized.
  • : Following new legislation in Ejyafjallajokull, commercial jingles have been ham-handedly forced into world renowned symphonies.
  • : Following new legislation in Ejyafjallajokull, kids are arrested at gunpoint for playing with toy rifles.
  • : Following new legislation in Ejyafjallajokull, the EBI Channel Tunnel project is plagued by delays.
  • : Following new legislation in Ejyafjallajokull, the government seizes private property for the 'good of the people'.
  • : Following new legislation in Ejyafjallajokull, corporate executives continue to enjoy generous tax benefits while the public is taxed to the hilt.
  • : Following new legislation in Ejyafjallajokull, unpopular cops are fired at a moment's notice by the citizens they police.

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