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The Pyroclastic Workers' State of Ejyafjallajokull

“Eldfj÷ll, j÷klar og fallegt stafsetningu ...”the Emergency Interim Government

Category: New York Times Democracy
Civil Rights:
Very Good
Economy:
Imploded
Political Freedoms:
Superb

Regional Influence: Envoy

Location: Labour and Socialist International

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The Pyroclastic Workers' State of Ejyafjallajokull is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by the Emergency Interim Government with a fair hand, and notable for its keen interest in outer space. The compassionate, democratic population of 4.712 billion Ejyafjallajokullians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, outspoken morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of KirkjubŠjarklaustur. The average income tax rate is 99.0%.

The sizeable but stagnant Ejyafjallajokullian economy, worth 42.6 trillion Ejyafjallajokullian Krˇnas a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector, which is extremely specialized, is mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism. Average income is 9,038 Ejyafjallajokullian Krˇnas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

'The Anti-Government Hour' is a popular programme on many of Ejyafjallajokull's radio stations, voting is compulsory, the police crack down on tax evaders without mercy, and many junior high school teachers minor in midwifery. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ejyafjallajokull's national animal is the Great Ejyafjallajokullian Auk, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is virtually obsolete Catholicism.

Ejyafjallajokull is ranked 2nd in Labour and Socialist International and 2,982nd in the world for Most Beautiful Environments, with 1,066.65 Pounds of Wildlife less Pounds of Concrete per square mile.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 2 hours ago

  • 8 hours ago: Following new legislation in Ejyafjallajokull, many junior high school teachers minor in midwifery.
  • 8 hours ago: Following new legislation in Ejyafjallajokull, the police crack down on tax evaders without mercy.
  • 8 hours ago: Following new legislation in Ejyafjallajokull, voting is compulsory.
  • 8 hours ago: Following new legislation in Ejyafjallajokull, 'The Anti-Government Hour' is a popular programme on many of Ejyafjallajokull's radio stations.
  • 8 hours ago: Following new legislation in Ejyafjallajokull, UFO sightings are listed daily in the morning news.
  • 13 hours ago: Ejyafjallajokull changed its national leader to "the Emergency Interim Government" and its nation type to "Pyroclastic Workers' State".
  • 13 hours ago: Ejyafjallajokull voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Liberate The Mountains to the East"".
  • 1 day 22 hours ago: Ejyafjallajokull was endorsed by The Democratic Republic of Sozialistischen Deutschland.
  • 2 days 13 hours ago: Ejyafjallajokull voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Marine Debris Accord"".
  • 2 days 13 hours ago: Ejyafjallajokull voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Commend Westwind".

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