Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,238th Largest Welfare Programs: 1,374th Most Advanced Public Transport: 1,448th
The Katabatic Post-Glacial State of
Capitalist Paradise
Through ice, wind and fire!
Regional Influence
Squire
Region
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Powerhouse
Political Freedom
Very Good

Overview People Government Economy Rank Trend

The Katabatic Post-Glacial State of Ejyafjallajokull is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by the National Government with an even hand, and renowned for its avant-garde cinema, sprawling nuclear power plants, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, hard-working, cheerful population of 8.783 billion Ejyafjallajokullians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The enormous, pro-business government prioritizes Education, with Healthcare, Welfare, and Law & Order also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of KirkjubŠjarklaustur. The average income tax rate is 98.4%.

The powerhouse Ejyafjallajokullian economy, worth a remarkable 1,519 trillion New Ejyafjallajokullian Krˇnas a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 173,000 New Ejyafjallajokullian Krˇnas, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 798,190 per year while the poor average 22,665, a ratio of 35.2 to 1.

Lavish state dinners in KirkjubŠjarklaustur are the state's leading budgetary expenditure, international collectors know that a grease-stain on a work of art probably means it's passed through Ejyafjallajokull, the government is a clear-cut case of tyranny by majority, and young children are regularly seen wagering pocket money at blackjack tables. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ejyafjallajokull's national animal is the Great Ejyafjallajokullian Auk, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is virtually obsolete Catholicism.

Ejyafjallajokull is ranked 19,961st in the world and 18th in Scandinavia for Most World Assembly Endorsements, with zero Valid Endorsements.

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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,238thLargest Welfare Programs: 1,374thMost Advanced Public Transport: 1,448thMost Pacifist: 1,516thMost Advanced Public Education: 1,622ndSafest: 1,720thTop
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Highest Average Tax Rates: 1,865thLargest Governments: 1,888thLowest Crime Rates: 2,212thMost Cultured: 2,335thSmartest Citizens: 2,421stMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,995thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 3,084thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 3,946thHealthiest Citizens: 4,040thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 4,182ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 4,408thMost Secular: 4,906thLargest Publishing Industry: 5,164thMost Cheerful Citizens: 5,195thMost Rebellious Youth: 5,953rdHighest Economic Output: 6,539thNicest Citizens: 6,754thLongest Average Lifespans: 6,929thLargest Information Technology Sector: 7,000thMost Developed: 7,279thHighest Average Incomes: 7,291stMost Compassionate Citizens: 8,025thMost Inclusive: 8,529thTop
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Most Beautiful Environments: 9,807thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 10,303rdMost Subsidized Industry: 10,409thLargest Populations: 16,294th
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Most Advanced Public Transport: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 3rd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 3rd in the regionSafest: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 3rd in the regionTop
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Largest Governments: 4th in the regionMost Pacifist: 4th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 4th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 4th in the regionMost Cultured: 4th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 5th in the regionMost Developed: 6th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Ejyafjallajokull, young children are regularly seen wagering pocket money at blackjack tables.
  • : Following new legislation in Ejyafjallajokull, the government is a clear-cut case of tyranny by majority.
  • : Following new legislation in Ejyafjallajokull, international collectors know that a grease-stain on a work of art probably means it's passed through Ejyafjallajokull.
  • : Following new legislation in Ejyafjallajokull, lavish state dinners in KirkjubŠjarklaustur are the state's leading budgetary expenditure.
  • : Following new legislation in Ejyafjallajokull, major archaeological findings are frequently bulldozed to make way for new buildings.
  • : Ejyafjallajokull was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Safest.
  • : Following new legislation in Ejyafjallajokull, children need to wear helmets and safety harnesses before mounting a carousel horse.
  • : Following new legislation in Ejyafjallajokull, you need two tenors and a coloratura contralto to sing the national anthem properly.
  • : Following new legislation in Ejyafjallajokull, mantis shrimp studies is academia's fastest growing field.
  • : Following new legislation in Ejyafjallajokull, breast milk is being redistributed from each according to their ability to each according to their need.

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