The J÷kulhlaupic Collective of
New York Times Democracy
Eftir eldfjall kemur flˇ­i­.
Regional Influence
Power
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Imploded
Political Freedom
Superb

Overview People Government Economy Trend Analysis

The J÷kulhlaupic Collective of Ejyafjallajokull is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by the Conservative-Socialist Party with a fair hand, and notable for its strictly enforced bedtime, sprawling nuclear power plants, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 5.635 billion Ejyafjallajokullians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked morass — prioritizes Education, although Healthcare, Environment, and Social Policy are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of KirkjubŠjarklaustur. The average income tax rate is 98.6%.

The sizeable but stagnant Ejyafjallajokullian economy, worth 58.7 trillion Ejyafjallajokullian Krˇnas a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Tourism. Average income is 10,420 Ejyafjallajokullian Krˇnas, with the richest citizens earning 7.7 times as much as the poorest.

Hundreds of thousands of convicts work as slaves in Ejyafjallajokull's many privately-owned prisons, women earn less than half the salary of men if they can even find a job, the "Underwear of Women in Power" issue of The KirkjubŠjarklaustur Times is sold out, and wounded veterans can only get prosthetics if they agree to become walking billboards for the arms industry. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ejyafjallajokull's national animal is the Great Ejyafjallajokullian Auk, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is virtually obsolete Catholicism.

Ejyafjallajokull is ranked 2nd in The Coalition of Icelandic Nations and 125,044th in the world for Lowest Unemployment Rates, scoring -11 on the Workforce Participation Versus Theoretical Maximum Metric.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 11 hours ago

  • 2 days 7 hours ago: Ejyafjallajokull was reclassified from "Inoffensive Centrist Democracy" to "New York Times Democracy".
  • 2 days 7 hours ago: Following new legislation in Ejyafjallajokull, wounded veterans can only get prosthetics if they agree to become walking billboards for the arms industry.
  • 2 days 7 hours ago: Following new legislation in Ejyafjallajokull, the "Underwear of Women in Power" issue of The KirkjubŠjarklaustur Times is sold out.
  • 2 days 7 hours ago: Following new legislation in Ejyafjallajokull, women earn less than half the salary of men if they can even find a job.
  • 2 days 7 hours ago: Following new legislation in Ejyafjallajokull, hundreds of thousands of convicts work as slaves in Ejyafjallajokull's many privately-owned prisons.
  • 3 days 6 hours ago: Ejyafjallajokull fell out of the world Top 10% for Best Weather.
  • 4 days ago: Ejyafjallajokull's influence in The Coalition of Icelandic Nations rose from "Powerbroker" to "Power".
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Ejyafjallajokull, Ejyafjallajokull-made cars tend to catch fire in people's driveways.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Ejyafjallajokull, the government has begun breaking all large businesses into thousands of mom-and-pop general stores.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Ejyafjallajokull, scenic mountain valleys are flooded with water as damming projects get underway.

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