The J÷kulhlaupic Collective of
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Eftir eldfjall kemur flˇ­i­.
Anya Smi­ur - New J÷kulhlaupic Party
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The J÷kulhlaupic Collective of Ejyafjallajokull is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Anya Smi­ur - New J÷kulhlaupic Party with a fair hand, and remarkable for its closed borders, daily referendums, and smutty television. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 5.231 billion Ejyafjallajokullians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent government stops and the rest of society begins, but it prioritizes Education, with Environment, Welfare, and Social Policy also on the agenda, while Defense receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of KirkjubŠjarklaustur. The average income tax rate is 99.0%.

The sizeable but stagnant Ejyafjallajokullian economy, worth 48.8 trillion Ejyafjallajokullian Krˇnas a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Book Publishing industry. Average income is 9,320 Ejyafjallajokullian Krˇnas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government spends more on chasing distant comets than on basic infrastructure, young children are regularly seen wagering pocket money at blackjack tables, students are known to arrive at school in their pyjamas, and most citizens in Ejyafjallajokull are abject pyrophobes after extremely graphic pamphlets were mailed nationwide by the government. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ejyafjallajokull's national animal is the Great Ejyafjallajokullian Auk, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is virtually obsolete Catholicism.

Ejyafjallajokull is ranked 33rd in Labour and Socialist International and 135,597th in the world for Most Primitive, scoring -242 on the Scary Big Number Scale.

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