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The New Stochocratic Communities of Ejyafjallajokull

“Volcanoes, glaciers and unpronounceable spelling... ”

Category: Liberal Democratic Socialists
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Very Good
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Regional Influence: Vassal

Location: Labour and Socialist International


The New Stochocratic Communities of Ejyafjallajokull is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by the New Representation Peoples' Party with a fair hand, and notable for its punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, intelligent population of 4.337 billion Ejyafjallajokullians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent government stops and the rest of society begins, but it devotes most of its attentions to Education, with areas such as Religion & Spirituality and Defence receiving almost no funds by comparison. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of KirkjubŠjarklaustur. The average income tax rate is 97%. The private sector is almost wholly made up of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out.

The automotive industry soaks up huge government handouts, citizens can be frequently spotted going about their business stark naked, drunk drivers are sent to rehabilitation paid for by the government, and radio shows frequently feature people denouncing religion. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ejyafjallajokull's national animal is the Great Auk, which is also the nation's favorite main course, its national religion is Catholicism but it is virtually obsolete, and its currency is the Ejyafjallajokullian Krˇna.

Ejyafjallajokull is ranked 2nd in Labour and Socialist International and 8,281st in the world for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 204 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.

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