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The Olive Green of Eist

“Something inspiring and probably in Latin”

Category: Left-wing Utopia
Civil Rights:
Superb
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Superb

Regional Influence: Envoy

Location: Fort Triumph

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The Olive Green of Eist is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by E Dogg with a fair hand, and remarkable for its keen interest in outer space. The compassionate, intelligent population of 9.674 billion Eisterians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it concentrates mainly on Education, although the Environment and Social Equality are secondary priorities. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Under the Couch. The average income tax rate is 71%, and even higher for the wealthy. A large private sector is dominated by the Book Publishing industry.

X-Files ratings have hit an all-time low, crime is on the rise as DNA sampling has been all but outlawed, badminton was recently banned due to 'unacceptable violence' inherent to the game, and sex changes are routinely performed at Eist's hospitals. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is crippling, and the police force struggles against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Eist's national animal is the goat, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its currency is the liver.

Eist is ranked 52nd in Fort Triumph and 119,657th in the world for Largest Soda Pop Sector, scoring -16 on the Addison-Fukk Productivity Rating.

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