The Olive Green of Eist is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by E Dogg with a fair hand, and remarkable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, daily referendums, and smutty television. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 11.744 billion Eisterians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.
The large, liberal government prioritizes Education, although Environment, Social Policy, and Welfare are also considered important, while Spirituality and Defense aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Under the Couch. The average income tax rate is 90.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Eisterian economy, worth a remarkable 1,798 trillion livers a year, is extremely specialized and mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 153,146 livers, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
X-Files ratings have hit an all-time low, crime is on the rise as DNA sampling has been all but outlawed, badminton was recently banned due to 'unacceptable violence' inherent to the game, and sex changes are routinely performed at Eist's hospitals. Crime, especially youth-related, is a major problem, probably because of the absence of a police force. Eist's national animal is the goat, which is also the nation's favorite main course.
Eist is ranked 133rd in Renegade Islands Alliance and 114,882nd in the world for Lowest Unemployment Rates, scoring 23 on the Workforce Participation Versus Theoretical Maximum Metric.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Eist was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Best Weather (last census: Top 5%).
- : Eist was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Influential.
- : Eist voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Condemn Omigodtheykilledkenny"".
- : Eist was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Smartest Citizens (last census: Top 5%).
- : Eist was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Extensive Civil Rights (last census: Top 10%).
- : Eist was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Most Extensive Civil Rights (last census: Top 10%).
- : Eist voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Commend You".
- : Eist was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Nudest (last census: Top 5%).
- : Eist voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Commend The Red Fleet".
- : Eist fell out of the world Top 10% for Most Income Equality.