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The Olive Green of Eist

“Something inspiring and probably in Latin”

Category: Left-wing Utopia
Civil Rights:
Superb
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Superb

Regional Influence: Handshaker

Location: Fort Triumph

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The Olive Green of Eist is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by E Dogg with a fair hand, and renowned for its ban on automobiles. The compassionate, intelligent population of 9.319 billion Eisterians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent government stops and the rest of society begins, but it is mainly concerned with Education, although the Environment and Social Equality are on the agenda. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Under the Couch. The average income tax rate is 70%, and even higher for the wealthy. A large private sector is dominated by the Book Publishing industry.

Postmen have been arrested in job lots for selling junk mail as home insulation, all citizens must pass a 'multicultural sensitivity test' to be deemed fit for society, it is mandatory to learn evolution in schools, and Eist is notorious for its citizens' infidelity. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is crippling, and the police force struggles against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Eist's national animal is the goat, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its currency is the liver.

Eist is ranked 35th in Fort Triumph and 51,509th in the world for Highest Drug Use, scoring 68 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 5 hours ago

  • 1 day 20 hours ago: Eist was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Most Subsidized Industry.
  • 2 days 3 hours ago: Eist lodged a message on the Fort Triumph Regional Message Board.
  • 4 days ago: Eist was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Most Developed.
  • 5 days ago: Eist lodged a message on the Fort Triumph Regional Message Board.
  • 5 days ago: Eist's influence in Fort Triumph rose from "Truckler" to "Handshaker".
  • 6 days ago: Eist lodged a message on the Fort Triumph Regional Message Board.
  • 6 days ago: Eist was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Best Weather.
  • 9 days ago: Eist was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Most Dedicated Public Healthcare.
  • 9 days ago: Eist's influence in Fort Triumph rose from "Vassal" to "Truckler".
  • 12 days ago: Eist's influence in Fort Triumph rose from "Minnow" to "Vassal".

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