Most Developed: 197th Most Compassionate Citizens: 217th Nicest Citizens: 247th
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The Olive Green of Eist is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by E Dogg with a fair hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and daily referendums. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 12.693 billion Eisterians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, liberal government prioritizes Education, although Environment, Social Policy, and Welfare are also considered important, while Spirituality and Defense aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Under the Couch. The average income tax rate is 90.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Eisterian economy, worth a remarkable 1,973 trillion livers a year, is extremely specialized and mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 155,463 livers, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Badminton was recently banned due to 'unacceptable violence' inherent to the game, sex changes are routinely performed at Eist's hospitals, legislators work 24/7 due to an influx of single-issue bills, and foreign 'investors' have been taking a great interest in the new secret shuttle. Crime, especially youth-related, is a major problem, probably because of the absence of a police force. Eist's national animal is the goat, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Eist is ranked 11,633rd in the world and 11th in Renegade Islands Alliance for Most Advanced Public Transport, scoring 4,449.42 on the Societal Mobility Rating.

Most Developed: 197thMost Compassionate Citizens: 217thNicest Citizens: 247thMost Rebellious Youth: 250thMost Cultured: 262ndLargest Publishing Industry: 271stLeast Corrupt Governments: 415thMost Pacifist: 471stLongest Average Lifespans: 510thMost Cheerful Citizens: 661stHealthiest Citizens: 709thMost Beautiful Environments: 772ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 906thSmartest Citizens: 1,120thBest Weather: 1,620thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,710thTop
Highest Poor Incomes: 2,400thLargest Welfare Programs: 3,057thMost Advanced Public Education: 3,381stMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 3,590thHighest Economic Output: 3,919thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 5,597thMost Influential: 6,958thHighest Crime Rates: 7,069thLargest Governments: 7,264thNudest: 7,376thLargest Populations: 7,591stMost Scientifically Advanced: 7,887thHighest Average Incomes: 8,429thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 9,132ndTop
Highest Average Tax Rates: 10,775thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 11,329thMost Advanced Public Transport: 11,633rdMost Efficient Economies: 12,081stMost Subsidized Industry: 15,732ndMost Inclusive: 15,785th
Most Beautiful Environments: 1st in the regionMost Developed: 1st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 1st in the regionMost Cultured: 1st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 1st in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 1st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 1st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1st in the regionMost Pacifist: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 1st in the regionTop
Most Cheerful Citizens: 2nd in the regionNicest Citizens: 2nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 2nd in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 3rd in the regionLargest Populations: 3rd in the regionNudest: 3rd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 3rd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 4th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 4th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 4th in the regionBest Weather: 4th in the regionLargest Governments: 7th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 8th in the regionTop
Highest Average Incomes: 11th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 11th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 13th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 15th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 15th in the regionMost Influential: 17th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Eist voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Commend Nova Hansa".
  • : Following new legislation in Eist, foreign 'investors' have been taking a great interest in the new secret shuttle.
  • : Following new legislation in Eist, legislators work 24/7 due to an influx of single-issue bills.
  • : Eist voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Condemn Thomas Branson III".
  • : Eist voted for The Big Tex Department O Justice of NewTexas in the General Election.
  • : Eist voted for The Catholic Commonwealth of Railana in Round 2 of the election.
  • : Eist was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Nudest.
  • : Eist endorsed The Republic of Timothia.
  • : Eist was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements.
  • : Eist was endorsed by The Republic of Timothia.


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Endorsements Received: 4 » Jaylentis, Evolution Land, Tierra de Madre, and Timothia.

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