The Olive Green of Eist is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by E Dogg with a fair hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and daily referendums. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 12.693 billion Eisterians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.
The large, liberal government prioritizes Education, although Environment, Social Policy, and Welfare are also considered important, while Spirituality and Defense aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Under the Couch. The average income tax rate is 90.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Eisterian economy, worth a remarkable 1,973 trillion livers a year, is extremely specialized and mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 155,463 livers, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Badminton was recently banned due to 'unacceptable violence' inherent to the game, sex changes are routinely performed at Eist's hospitals, legislators work 24/7 due to an influx of single-issue bills, and foreign 'investors' have been taking a great interest in the new secret shuttle. Crime, especially youth-related, is a major problem, probably because of the absence of a police force. Eist's national animal is the goat, which is also the nation's favorite main course.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Eist voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Commend Nova Hansa".
- : Following new legislation in Eist, foreign 'investors' have been taking a great interest in the new secret shuttle.
- : Following new legislation in Eist, legislators work 24/7 due to an influx of single-issue bills.
- : Eist voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Condemn Thomas Branson III".
- : Eist voted for The Big Tex Department O Justice of NewTexas in the General Election.
- : Eist voted for The Catholic Commonwealth of Railana in Round 2 of the election.
- : Eist was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Nudest.
- : Eist endorsed The Republic of Timothia.
- : Eist was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements.
- : Eist was endorsed by The Republic of Timothia.