Most Compassionate Citizens: 253rd Nicest Citizens: 277th Most Rebellious Youth: 283rd
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The Olive Green of Eist is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by E Dogg with a fair hand, and remarkable for its ban on automobiles, rampant corporate plagiarism, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 13.541 billion Eisterians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, liberal government prioritizes Education, with Environment, Social Policy, and Welfare also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Defense receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Under the Couch. The average income tax rate is 90.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Eisterian economy, worth a remarkable 2,107 trillion livers a year, is extremely specialized and mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 155,670 livers, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Badminton was recently banned due to 'unacceptable violence' inherent to the game, sex changes are routinely performed at Eist's hospitals, legislators work 24/7 due to an influx of single-issue bills, and foreign 'investors' have been taking a great interest in the new secret shuttle. Crime, especially youth-related, is a major problem, probably because of the absence of a police force. Eist's national animal is the goat, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Eist is ranked 150,114th in the world and 527th in Renegade Islands Alliance for Largest Agricultural Sector, scoring -20.69 on the Mu-Bah-Daggs Productivity Index.

Most Compassionate Citizens: 253rdNicest Citizens: 277thMost Rebellious Youth: 283rdLargest Publishing Industry: 297thMost Cultured: 309thMost Developed: 311thLeast Corrupt Governments: 463rdMost Pacifist: 545thLongest Average Lifespans: 637thMost Cheerful Citizens: 693rdHealthiest Citizens: 804thMost Beautiful Environments: 912thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,109thSmartest Citizens: 1,268thTop
Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,750thBest Weather: 1,837thHighest Poor Incomes: 2,957thLargest Welfare Programs: 3,371stHighest Economic Output: 3,941stMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 4,051stMost Advanced Public Education: 4,069thMost Influential: 4,755thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 5,629thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 5,733rdLargest Populations: 7,206thTop
Nudest: 7,667thHighest Crime Rates: 7,733rdLargest Governments: 8,023rdHighest Average Incomes: 9,713thMost Scientifically Advanced: 9,759thHighest Average Tax Rates: 10,752ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 11,478thMost Advanced Public Transport: 12,218thMost Efficient Economies: 13,843rd
Most Cultured: 1st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Developed: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Pacifist: 1st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 1st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 1st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 2nd in the regionNicest Citizens: 2nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 2nd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2nd in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 2nd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 3rd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 3rd in the regionLargest Populations: 3rd in the regionBest Weather: 5th in the regionTop
Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 6th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 7th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 8th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 9th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 9th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 11th in the regionLargest Governments: 15th in the regionMost Influential: 15th in the regionNudest: 15th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 17th in the regionMost Stationary: 17th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 18th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 20th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 24th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 26th in the regionTop
Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 28th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 32nd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 40th in the regionMost Income Equality: 41st in the region

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