The Olive Green of
Left-wing Utopia
Something inspiring and probably in Latin
Regional Influence
Minnow
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Superb

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The Olive Green of Eist is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by E Dogg with a fair hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 10.443 billion Eisterians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Social Policy. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Under the Couch. The average income tax rate is 90.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Eisterian economy, worth a remarkable 1,583 trillion livers a year, is extremely specialized and mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 151,633 livers, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

X-Files ratings have hit an all-time low, crime is on the rise as DNA sampling has been all but outlawed, badminton was recently banned due to 'unacceptable violence' inherent to the game, and sex changes are routinely performed at Eist's hospitals. Crime, especially youth-related, is a major problem, probably because of the absence of a police force. Eist's national animal is the goat, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Eist is ranked 195th in Renegade Islands Alliance and 132,195th in the world for Safest, scoring -42.909 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 2 hours ago

  • 3 days 2 hours ago: Eist was ranked #1 in the region for Least Corrupt Governments.
  • 8 days ago: Eist was ranked #1 in the region for Healthiest Citizens.
  • 13 days ago: Eist was ranked #1 in the region for Longest Average Lifespans.
  • 13 days ago: Eist altered its national flag.
  • 17 days ago: Eist was ranked #1 in the region for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens.
  • 21 days ago: Eist was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Public Sector (last census: Top 10%).
  • 21 days ago: Eist was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Largest Public Sector.
  • 22 days ago: Eist was ranked #1 in the region for Most Cultured.
  • 23 days ago: Eist was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Smartest Citizens (last census: Top 5%).
  • 23 days ago: Eist was ranked #1 in the region for Smartest Citizens.

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