Most Compassionate Citizens: 268th Most Rebellious Youth: 277th Nicest Citizens: 287th
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The Olive Green of Eist is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by E Dogg with a fair hand, and remarkable for its state-planned economy, hatred of cheese, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 13.987 billion Eisterians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, liberal, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Social Policy. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Under the Couch. The average income tax rate is 93.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Eisterian economy, worth a remarkable 2,225 trillion livers a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is extremely specialized, is mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Tourism. Average income is an impressive 159,078 livers, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

E Dogg panders to nontraditional families, all industry is owned and run by the government, birth rates have hit an all-time low, and Max Barry is this year's Miss Eist. Crime, especially youth-related, is a problem, probably because of the absence of a police force. Eist's national animal is the goat, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Eist is ranked 7,039th in the world and 14th in Renegade Islands Alliance for Highest Average Tax Rates, with 93.71 Effective Tax Rate.

Most Compassionate Citizens: 268thMost Rebellious Youth: 277thNicest Citizens: 287thMost Cultured: 325thLargest Publishing Industry: 339thMost Developed: 374thLeast Corrupt Governments: 497thMost Pacifist: 541stHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 549thLongest Average Lifespans: 686thMost Cheerful Citizens: 691stHealthiest Citizens: 793rdMost Beautiful Environments: 920thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,138thSmartest Citizens: 1,314thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,777thTop
Best Weather: 1,838thHighest Poor Incomes: 2,470thLargest Welfare Programs: 2,654thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 3,205thMost Influential: 3,516thHighest Economic Output: 3,773rdMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3,831stMost Advanced Public Education: 3,834thLargest Governments: 5,882ndMost Extensive Civil Rights: 6,135thHighest Average Tax Rates: 7,039thLargest Populations: 7,051stMost Advanced Public Transport: 7,835thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 8,095thNudest: 8,558thTop
Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 9,132ndHighest Average Incomes: 9,492ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 10,686thMost Subsidized Industry: 12,526thMost Income Equality: 14,725thMost Inclusive: 15,131stMost Efficient Economies: 15,428thMost Stationary: 17,285th
Largest Publishing Industry: 1st in the regionMost Cultured: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Pacifist: 1st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 1st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Developed: 1st in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 2nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 2nd in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 2nd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 2nd in the regionNicest Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 3rd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 3rd in the regionLargest Populations: 3rd in the regionBest Weather: 4th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 4th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 5th in the regionTop
Largest Welfare Programs: 6th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 7th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 8th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 8th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 8th in the regionLargest Governments: 11th in the regionMost Influential: 13th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 14th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 14th in the regionNudest: 15th in the regionMost Stationary: 16th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 21st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 22nd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 23rd in the regionTop
Most Scientifically Advanced: 31st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 33rd in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 36th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 41st in the regionMost Income Equality: 45th in the region

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