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The Olive Green of Eist

“Something inspiring and probably in Latin”

Category: Left-wing Utopia
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Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: Mordor


The Olive Green of Eist is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by E Dogg with a fair hand, and notable for its punitive income tax rates. Its compassionate, intelligent population of 8.204 billion are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whoever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent government stops and the rest of society begins, but it is mainly concerned with Education, although Social Equality and the Environment are on the agenda. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Under the Couch. The average income tax rate is 68%, and even higher for the wealthy. A powerhouse of a private sector is dominated by the Book Publishing industry.

Postmen have been arrested in job lots for selling junk mail as home insulation, all citizens must pass a 'multicultural sensitivity test' to be deemed fit for society, it is mandatory to learn evolution in schools, and Eist is notorious for its citizens' infidelity. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is crippling, and the police force struggles against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Eist's national animal is the goat, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its currency is the liver.

Eist is ranked 209th in Mordor and 122,374th in the world for Largest Mining Sector, scoring -17 on the Blue Sky Asbestos Index.

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