Most Compassionate Citizens: 255th Nicest Citizens: 275th Most Rebellious Youth: 283rd
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The Olive Green of Eist is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by E Dogg with a fair hand, and renowned for its state-planned economy, ban on automobiles, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 13.717 billion Eisterians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, liberal, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Social Policy. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Under the Couch. The average income tax rate is 93.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Eisterian economy, worth a remarkable 2,181 trillion livers a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is extremely specialized, is mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Tourism. Average income is an impressive 159,004 livers, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

E Dogg panders to nontraditional families, all industry is owned and run by the government, birth rates have hit an all-time low, and Max Barry is this year's Miss Eist. Crime, especially youth-related, is a problem, probably because of the absence of a police force. Eist's national animal is the goat, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Eist is ranked 18,224th in the world and 16th in Renegade Islands Alliance for Most Stationary, with 589.70795592 Days.

Most Compassionate Citizens: 255thNicest Citizens: 275thMost Rebellious Youth: 283rdMost Cultured: 313thMost Developed: 314thLargest Publishing Industry: 347thLeast Corrupt Governments: 468thMost Pacifist: 533rdHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 563rdLongest Average Lifespans: 633rdMost Cheerful Citizens: 685thHealthiest Citizens: 788thMost Beautiful Environments: 889thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,087thSmartest Citizens: 1,282ndMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,773rdBest Weather: 1,795thHighest Poor Incomes: 1,954thTop
Largest Welfare Programs: 2,599thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 3,145thMost Advanced Public Education: 3,671stHighest Economic Output: 3,796thMost Influential: 4,173rdMost World Assembly Endorsements: 4,209thLargest Governments: 5,939thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 6,417thLargest Populations: 7,202ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 7,277thMost Advanced Public Transport: 8,039thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 8,380thNudest: 8,421stHighest Average Incomes: 9,211thTop
Most Scientifically Advanced: 9,991stHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 10,066thMost Income Equality: 11,158thMost Subsidized Industry: 12,522ndMost Inclusive: 14,558thMost Efficient Economies: 16,335thMost Stationary: 18,224th
Most Pacifist: 1st in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 1st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 1st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Cultured: 1st in the regionMost Developed: 1st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 2nd in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 2nd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 2nd in the regionNicest Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 3rd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 3rd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 4th in the regionLargest Populations: 4th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 5th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 5th in the regionBest Weather: 5th in the regionLargest Governments: 9th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 9th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 11th in the regionMost Influential: 12th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 12th in the regionTop
Most Advanced Public Transport: 13th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 14th in the regionMost Stationary: 16th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 17th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 21st in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 24th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 25th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 28th in the regionNudest: 32nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 38th in the regionMost Income Equality: 62nd in the regionMost Inclusive: 62nd in the regionTop
Most Extreme: 77th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 77th in the regionLargest Black Market: 87th in the region

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