“Something inspiring and probably in Latin”
|Category: Left-wing Utopia|
Regional Influence: Minnow
The Olive Green of Eist is a colossal, economically powerful nation, ruled by E Dogg with a fair hand, and notable for its anti-smoking policies. Its compassionate, intelligent population of 7.964 billion are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whoever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.
It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent government stops and the rest of society begins, but it is mainly concerned with Education, although Social Equality and the Environment are on the agenda. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Under the Couch. The average income tax rate is 68%, and even higher for the wealthy. A robust private sector is dominated by the Book Publishing industry.
The government has adopted a "Lightning Never Strikes Twice" approach to dealing with natural disasters, religious education is a new government priority, conductors wield diamond-encrusted batons to fit in with their freshly gilded surroundings, and most citizens in Eist are abject pyrophobes after extremely graphic pamphlets were mailed nationwide by the government. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is crippling, and the police force struggles against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Eist's national animal is the goat, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its currency is the liver.
Most Recent Government Activity: 7 hours ago
- 5 hours ago: Eist was ranked in the Top 1% of the region for Most Developed.
- 4 days ago: Eist lodged a message on the Mordor Regional Message Board.
- 5 days ago: Eist was ranked #1 in the region for Best Weather.
- 10 days ago: Eist was ranked #1 in the region for Happiest Citizens.
- 14 days ago: Eist was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Smartest Citizens.
- 14 days ago: Eist lodged a message on the Mordor Regional Message Board.
- 15 days ago: Eist was ranked #1 in the region for Nicest Citizens.
- 20 days ago: Eist was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Most Subsidized Industry.
- 20 days ago: Eist resigned from the World Assembly.
- 21 days ago: Eist endorsed The Godly Economic Powerhouse of LOLOL-copter.