Most Compassionate Citizens: 238th Most Developed: 246th Most Rebellious Youth: 258th
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The Olive Green of Eist is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by E Dogg with a fair hand, and notable for its keen interest in outer space, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 13.041 billion Eisterians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, liberal government prioritizes Education, with Environment, Social Policy, and Welfare also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Defense aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Under the Couch. The average income tax rate is 90.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Eisterian economy, worth a remarkable 2,027 trillion livers a year, is extremely specialized and mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 155,497 livers, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Badminton was recently banned due to 'unacceptable violence' inherent to the game, sex changes are routinely performed at Eist's hospitals, legislators work 24/7 due to an influx of single-issue bills, and foreign 'investors' have been taking a great interest in the new secret shuttle. Crime, especially youth-related, is a major problem, probably because of the absence of a police force. Eist's national animal is the goat, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Eist is ranked 147,797th in the world and 472nd in Renegade Islands Alliance for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry, scoring -22.27 on the Spitz-Pollish Productivity Index.

Most Compassionate Citizens: 238thMost Developed: 246thMost Rebellious Youth: 258thNicest Citizens: 266thMost Cultured: 282ndLargest Publishing Industry: 287thLeast Corrupt Governments: 433rdMost Pacifist: 506thLongest Average Lifespans: 563rdMost Cheerful Citizens: 684thHealthiest Citizens: 764thMost Beautiful Environments: 806thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 973rdSmartest Citizens: 1,182ndTop
Best Weather: 1,671stMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,711thHighest Poor Incomes: 2,791stLargest Welfare Programs: 3,439thMost Advanced Public Education: 3,702ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 3,795thHighest Economic Output: 3,929thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 5,091stMost Influential: 5,820thNudest: 6,054thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 6,121stHighest Crime Rates: 6,971stLargest Populations: 7,424thTop
Largest Governments: 7,795thMost Scientifically Advanced: 8,905thHighest Average Incomes: 9,175thHighest Average Tax Rates: 11,075thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 12,383rdMost Advanced Public Transport: 12,504thMost Efficient Economies: 13,254th
Most Developed: 1st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 1st in the regionMost Cultured: 1st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 1st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 1st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1st in the regionMost Pacifist: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 1st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 2nd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 2nd in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 2nd in the regionNicest Citizens: 2nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 2nd in the regionLargest Populations: 3rd in the regionBest Weather: 4th in the regionTop
Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 5th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 5th in the regionNudest: 5th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 6th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 7th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 7th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 10th in the regionLargest Governments: 13th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 15th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 15th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 16th in the regionMost Influential: 16th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 17th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 17th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 18th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 20th in the regionMost Stationary: 22nd in the regionTop
Most Subsidized Industry: 29th in the regionMost Inclusive: 36th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 39th in the region

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