The Olive Green of Eist is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by E Dogg with a fair hand, and renowned for its state-planned economy, ban on automobiles, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 13.717 billion Eisterians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.
The large, liberal, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Social Policy. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Under the Couch. The average income tax rate is 93.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Eisterian economy, worth a remarkable 2,181 trillion livers a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is extremely specialized, is mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Tourism. Average income is an impressive 159,004 livers, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
E Dogg panders to nontraditional families, all industry is owned and run by the government, birth rates have hit an all-time low, and Max Barry is this year's Miss Eist. Crime, especially youth-related, is a problem, probably because of the absence of a police force. Eist's national animal is the goat, which is also the nation's favorite main course.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Eist endorsed The Federal Republic of Upper Portlandia.
- : Eist endorsed The Community of Sudclers.
- : Eist was endorsed by The Federal Republic of Upper Portlandia.
- : Eist was endorsed by The Community of Sudclers.
- : Eist endorsed The Successfully Couped Delegacy of The Kerguelen Archipelago.
- : Eist was endorsed by The Successfully Couped Delegacy of The Kerguelen Archipelago.
- : Eist was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes.
- : Eist endorsed The Free Republic of Avernimia.
- : Eist was endorsed by The Free Republic of Avernimia.
- : Eist endorsed The Allied States of Teinaravia.
Endorsements Received: 16 » Evolution Land, Tierra de Madre, Flowrisa, Candro, Bentria, Stenico, Makhnoland, Vombaria, Montagland, Red Dusk II, Sivan Rev, Teinaravia, Avernimia, The Kerguelen Archipelago, Sudclers, and Upper Portlandia.