Most Compassionate Citizens: 247th Nicest Citizens: 274th Most Rebellious Youth: 278th
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The Olive Green of Eist is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by E Dogg with a fair hand, and notable for its ban on automobiles, daily referendums, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 13.382 billion Eisterians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, liberal government prioritizes Education, although Environment, Social Policy, and Welfare are also considered important, while Spirituality and Defense aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Under the Couch. The average income tax rate is 90.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Eisterian economy, worth a remarkable 2,081 trillion livers a year, is extremely specialized and mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 155,522 livers, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Badminton was recently banned due to 'unacceptable violence' inherent to the game, sex changes are routinely performed at Eist's hospitals, legislators work 24/7 due to an influx of single-issue bills, and foreign 'investors' have been taking a great interest in the new secret shuttle. Crime, especially youth-related, is a major problem, probably because of the absence of a police force. Eist's national animal is the goat, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Eist is ranked 12,158th in the world and 26th in Renegade Islands Alliance for Most Advanced Public Transport, scoring 4,447.71 on the Societal Mobility Rating.

Most Compassionate Citizens: 247thNicest Citizens: 274thMost Rebellious Youth: 278thMost Developed: 289thLargest Publishing Industry: 290thMost Cultured: 297thLeast Corrupt Governments: 459thMost Pacifist: 538thLongest Average Lifespans: 626thMost Cheerful Citizens: 701stHealthiest Citizens: 794thMost Beautiful Environments: 880thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,079thSmartest Citizens: 1,246thTop
Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,751stBest Weather: 1,828thHighest Poor Incomes: 2,992ndLargest Welfare Programs: 3,394thHighest Economic Output: 3,958thMost Advanced Public Education: 3,967thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 4,008thMost Influential: 4,966thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 5,803rdMost World Assembly Endorsements: 5,910thLargest Populations: 7,310thNudest: 7,458thTop
Highest Crime Rates: 7,738thLargest Governments: 8,036thMost Scientifically Advanced: 9,416thHighest Average Incomes: 9,662ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 10,877thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 12,047thMost Advanced Public Transport: 12,158thMost Efficient Economies: 13,575th
Most Pacifist: 1st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Developed: 1st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Cultured: 1st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 1st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2nd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 2nd in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 2nd in the regionNicest Citizens: 2nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 2nd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 3rd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 3rd in the regionLargest Populations: 3rd in the regionBest Weather: 5th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 5th in the regionTop
Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 6th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 7th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 8th in the regionNudest: 12th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 12th in the regionMost Influential: 13th in the regionLargest Governments: 14th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 16th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 16th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 17th in the regionMost Stationary: 18th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 20th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 21st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 26th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 27th in the regionTop
Most Efficient Economies: 30th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 35th in the regionMost Income Equality: 41st in the region

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