Most Developed: 223rd Most Compassionate Citizens: 226th Nicest Citizens: 252nd
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The Olive Green of Eist is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by E Dogg with a fair hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and rampant corporate plagiarism. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 12.839 billion Eisterians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, liberal government prioritizes Education, although Environment, Social Policy, and Welfare are also considered important, while Spirituality and Defense receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Under the Couch. The average income tax rate is 90.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Eisterian economy, worth a remarkable 1,995 trillion livers a year, is extremely specialized and mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 155,423 livers, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Badminton was recently banned due to 'unacceptable violence' inherent to the game, sex changes are routinely performed at Eist's hospitals, legislators work 24/7 due to an influx of single-issue bills, and foreign 'investors' have been taking a great interest in the new secret shuttle. Crime, especially youth-related, is a serious problem, probably because of the absence of a police force. Eist's national animal is the goat, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Eist is ranked 226th in the world and 1st in Renegade Islands Alliance for Most Compassionate Citizens, scoring 132.11 on the Kitten Softness Rating.

Most Developed: 223rdMost Compassionate Citizens: 226thNicest Citizens: 252ndMost Rebellious Youth: 255thMost Cultured: 270thLargest Publishing Industry: 282ndLeast Corrupt Governments: 429thMost Pacifist: 487thLongest Average Lifespans: 535thMost Cheerful Citizens: 662ndHealthiest Citizens: 738thMost Beautiful Environments: 794thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 939thSmartest Citizens: 1,137thBest Weather: 1,668thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,716thTop
Highest Poor Incomes: 2,605thLargest Welfare Programs: 3,292ndMost Advanced Public Education: 3,499thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 3,722ndHighest Economic Output: 3,929thMost Influential: 6,721stMost World Assembly Endorsements: 7,313thHighest Crime Rates: 7,459thLargest Populations: 7,501stLargest Governments: 7,559thNudest: 7,893rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 8,395thHighest Average Incomes: 8,813thTop
Highest Average Tax Rates: 10,981stMost Extensive Civil Rights: 11,154thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 12,091stMost Advanced Public Transport: 12,216thMost Efficient Economies: 12,641stMost Subsidized Industry: 16,543rdMost Inclusive: 17,302nd
Most Developed: 1st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 1st in the regionMost Cultured: 1st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 1st in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 1st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 1st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1st in the regionMost Pacifist: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 1st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 2nd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 2nd in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 2nd in the regionNicest Citizens: 2nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 3rd in the regionTop
Largest Populations: 4th in the regionBest Weather: 4th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 5th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 5th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 5th in the regionNudest: 6th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 7th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 9th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 11th in the regionLargest Governments: 11th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 15th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 16th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 16th in the regionMost Influential: 16th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 17th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 18th in the regionTop
Most Efficient Economies: 21st in the regionMost Stationary: 23rd in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 23rd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 30th in the regionMost Inclusive: 32nd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 34th in the regionLargest Black Market: 37th in the region

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