The Olive Green of
Left-wing Utopia
Something inspiring and probably in Latin
Regional Influence
Negotiator
Region
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Superb

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The Olive Green of Eist is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by E Dogg with a fair hand, and remarkable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, rampant corporate plagiarism, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 10.13 billion Eisterians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Social Policy. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Under the Couch. The average income tax rate is 90.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Eisterian economy, worth a remarkable 1,536 trillion livers a year, is extremely specialized and mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 151,633 livers, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

X-Files ratings have hit an all-time low, crime is on the rise as DNA sampling has been all but outlawed, badminton was recently banned due to 'unacceptable violence' inherent to the game, and sex changes are routinely performed at Eist's hospitals. Crime, especially youth-related, is a major problem, probably because of the absence of a police force. Eist's national animal is the goat, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Eist is ranked 24th in Fort Triumph and 124,974th in the world for Stupidest Citizens, scoring -22 on the Average Edu-UNtellignce® Test Score.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 17 minutes ago

  • 18 hours ago: Eist lodged a message on the Fort Triumph Regional Message Board.
  • 2 days 19 hours ago: Eist was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Most Eco-Friendly Governments (last census: Top 5%).
  • 11 days ago: Eist was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Most Godforsaken (last census: Top 5%).
  • 14 days ago: Eist lodged a message on the Fort Triumph Regional Message Board.
  • 14 days ago: Eist's influence in Fort Triumph rose from "Auxiliary" to "Negotiator".
  • 19 days ago: Eist lodged a message on the Fort Triumph Regional Message Board.
  • 21 days ago: Eist lodged a message on the Fort Triumph Regional Message Board.
  • 32 days ago: Eist was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Most Scientifically Advanced (last census: Top 5%).
  • 33 days ago: Eist was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Largest Public Transport Department (last census: Top 5%).
  • 34 days ago: Eist's influence in Fort Triumph rose from "Ambassador" to "Auxiliary".

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