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The Olive Green of Eist

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Category: Left-wing Utopia
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Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: Mordor


The Olive Green of Eist is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by E Dogg with a fair hand, and remarkable for its devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, intelligent population of 9.023 billion Eisterians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent government stops and the rest of society begins, but it concentrates mainly on Education, although the Environment and Social Equality are secondary priorities. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Under the Couch. The average income tax rate is 70%, and even higher for the wealthy. A healthy private sector is dominated by the Book Publishing industry.

Postmen have been arrested in job lots for selling junk mail as home insulation, all citizens must pass a 'multicultural sensitivity test' to be deemed fit for society, it is mandatory to learn evolution in schools, and Eist is notorious for its citizens' infidelity. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is crippling, and the police force struggles against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Eist's national animal is the goat, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its currency is the liver.

Eist is ranked 125th in Mordor and 111,942nd in the world for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry, scoring -13 on the Spitz-Pollish Productivity Index.

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