Most Compassionate Citizens: 239th Most Developed: 255th Nicest Citizens: 262nd
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The Olive Green of Eist is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by E Dogg with a fair hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, daily referendums, and smutty television. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 13.198 billion Eisterians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, liberal government prioritizes Education, although Environment, Social Policy, and Welfare are also considered important, while Spirituality and Defense are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Under the Couch. The average income tax rate is 90.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Eisterian economy, worth a remarkable 2,052 trillion livers a year, is extremely specialized and mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 155,522 livers, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Badminton was recently banned due to 'unacceptable violence' inherent to the game, sex changes are routinely performed at Eist's hospitals, legislators work 24/7 due to an influx of single-issue bills, and foreign 'investors' have been taking a great interest in the new secret shuttle. Crime, especially youth-related, is a major problem, probably because of the absence of a police force. Eist's national animal is the goat, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Eist is ranked 139,865th in the world and 566th in Renegade Islands Alliance for Most Authoritarian, with 0.04 Stalins.

Most Compassionate Citizens: 239thMost Developed: 255thNicest Citizens: 262ndMost Rebellious Youth: 268thMost Cultured: 289thLargest Publishing Industry: 292ndLeast Corrupt Governments: 429thMost Pacifist: 522ndLongest Average Lifespans: 586thMost Cheerful Citizens: 687thHealthiest Citizens: 777thMost Beautiful Environments: 834thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,026thSmartest Citizens: 1,210thTop
Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,727thBest Weather: 1,732ndHighest Poor Incomes: 2,899thLargest Welfare Programs: 3,383rdMost Advanced Public Education: 3,784thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 3,803rdHighest Economic Output: 3,923rdMost World Assembly Endorsements: 5,284thMost Influential: 5,362ndMost Extensive Civil Rights: 5,645thNudest: 7,014thHighest Crime Rates: 7,143rdLargest Populations: 7,302ndLargest Governments: 7,892ndTop
Most Scientifically Advanced: 9,115thHighest Average Incomes: 9,401stHighest Average Tax Rates: 10,872ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 11,988thMost Advanced Public Transport: 12,090thMost Efficient Economies: 13,253rdMost Subsidized Industry: 16,587th
Most Developed: 1st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 1st in the regionMost Cultured: 1st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 1st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 1st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Pacifist: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 1st in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2nd in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 2nd in the regionNicest Citizens: 2nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 2nd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 3rd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 3rd in the regionLargest Populations: 3rd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 4th in the regionBest Weather: 4th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 5th in the regionTop
Most Advanced Public Education: 7th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 8th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 10th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 14th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 15th in the regionLargest Governments: 15th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 16th in the regionNudest: 16th in the regionMost Influential: 17th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 18th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 20th in the regionMost Stationary: 22nd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 22nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 23rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 23rd in the regionTop
Most Subsidized Industry: 33rd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 42nd in the regionMost Inclusive: 50th in the regionLargest Black Market: 53rd in the region

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