The Kingdom of Ein Zwei is a gargantuan, pleasant nation, remarkable for its burgeoning hawk population. The hard-working population of 23.013 billion Ein Zweians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Healthcare, and International Aid. The average income tax rate is 32.1%.

The Ein Zweian economy, worth 940 trillion Euros a year, is quite specialized and led by the Automobile Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Trout Farming, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is 40,876 Euros, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

Nudity is frowned upon, voting is compulsory, organ donation is compulsory, and bicyclists are banned from major roads. Crime is moderate. Ein Zwei's national animal is the hawk.

Ein Zwei is ranked 226,640^th in the world and 9,669^th in Lazarus for Lowest Crime Rates, with 56.39 law-abiding acts per hour.