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The Infection of Edgemaster

“KICK LOGIC OUT AND DO THE IMPOSSIBLE!!”

Category: Compulsory Consumerist State
Civil Rights:
Very Good
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Rare

Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: Capitalist Paradise

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The Infection of Edgemaster is a gargantuan, economically powerful nation, ruled by Haruhi Suzumiya with an iron fist, and notable for its enforced nudity. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 20.607 billion Burst Linkians are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

There is no government in the normal sense of the word; however, a small group of community-minded, corrupt, pro-business individuals devotes most of its attentions to Defence, with areas such as the Environment and Social Equality receiving almost no funds by comparison. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Seireitei. Income tax is unheard of. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Automobile Manufacturing industries.

The country is preparing for war, newspapers cannot report anything about politicians without their explicit consent, violently opinionated speakers can be heard preaching their hateful views on every street corner, and the alarmingly racist TV show 'Bigtopians Say the Darndest Things' is a hit. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is crippling, and the police force struggles against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Edgemaster's national animal is the Hollow, which is also the nation's favorite main course, its national religion is Haruhiism, and its currency is the Gil.

Edgemaster is ranked 1st in Capitalist Paradise and 527th in the world for Nudest, with 1,214 Cheeks per Square Mile.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 3 hours ago

  • 5 hours ago: Edgemaster was ranked #1 in the region for Nudest (last census: Top 1%).
  • 18 hours ago: Following new legislation in Edgemaster, the alarmingly racist TV show 'Bigtopians Say the Darndest Things' is a hit.
  • 1 day 6 hours ago: Following new legislation in Edgemaster, violently opinionated speakers can be heard preaching their hateful views on every street corner.
  • 1 day 18 hours ago: Following new legislation in Edgemaster, newspapers cannot report anything about politicians without their explicit consent.
  • 2 days 6 hours ago: Following new legislation in Edgemaster, the country is preparing for war.
  • 2 days 18 hours ago: Following new legislation in Edgemaster, the populace harbors a fierce hatred of the metric system.
  • 3 days 6 hours ago: Following new legislation in Edgemaster, homeless people are periodically found dead upon altars to assorted deities.
  • 3 days 18 hours ago: Following new legislation in Edgemaster, daisy chain gangs plant flowers and pick up litter.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Edgemaster, birth rates have hit an all-time low.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Edgemaster, the nation has recently been attributed to the funding of terrorist organisations.

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