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The Infection of Edgemaster

“KICK LOGIC OUT AND DO THE IMPOSSIBLE!!”

Category: Compulsory Consumerist State
Civil Rights:
Below Average
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Outlawed

Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: Capitalist Paradise

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The Infection of Edgemaster is a gargantuan, economically powerful nation, ruled by Haruhi Suzumiya with an iron fist, and notable for its absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 19.847 billion Burst Linkians are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

There is no government in the normal sense of the word; however, a small group of community-minded, corrupt, pro-business individuals devotes most of its attentions to Defence, with areas such as the Environment and Social Equality receiving almost no funds by comparison. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Seireitei. Income tax is unheard of. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Automobile Manufacturing industries.

The automotive industry soaks up huge government handouts, urban high-volume mailers now receive their mail via chauffeur-driven limousines, strange lights seen in the sky are officially regarded as weather balloons or hoaxes and nothing else, and the populace has developed a mortal fear of the woods. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is crippling, and the police force struggles against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Edgemaster's national animal is the Hollow, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, its national religion is Haruhiism, and its currency is the Gil.

Edgemaster is ranked 438th in Capitalist Paradise and 112,253rd in the world for Longest Average Lifespans, scoring -147 on the Enoch Index.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 13 hours ago

  • 1 day 13 hours ago: Following new legislation in Edgemaster, the populace has developed a mortal fear of the woods.
  • 2 days 1 hour ago: Following new legislation in Edgemaster, strange lights seen in the sky are officially regarded as weather balloons or hoaxes and nothing else.
  • 2 days 13 hours ago: Following new legislation in Edgemaster, urban high-volume mailers now receive their mail via chauffeur-driven limousines.
  • 3 days 1 hour ago: Following new legislation in Edgemaster, the automotive industry soaks up huge government handouts.
  • 3 days 1 hour ago: Following new legislation in Edgemaster, politicians live in abject luxury.
  • 3 days 1 hour ago: Following new legislation in Edgemaster, an enfeebled opposition party spends most of its time simply trying to stay on the ballot.
  • 3 days 1 hour ago: Following new legislation in Edgemaster, government officials frequently cut taxes as a distraction from antics with their secretaries.
  • 6 days ago: Following new legislation in Edgemaster, newborns are being raised as mindless killing machines.
  • 6 days ago: Following new legislation in Edgemaster, cars speed down national highways while drivers sleep at the wheel.
  • 7 days ago: Following new legislation in Edgemaster, teenagers across the country are celebrating the defeat of a national curfew bill.

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