The Holy Hell of Ebatica is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by everybody with a fair hand, and notable for its deadly medical pandemics, ritual sacrifices, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 23.776 billion Ebaticans live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is dominated by the Department of Education, although Spirituality is also considered important, while Law & Order and Social Policy are ignored. The average income tax rate is 1.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Ebatican economy, worth a remarkable 3,354 trillion rocks a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Retail, Information Technology, and Gambling. Average income is an impressive 141,074 rocks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.9 times as much as the poorest.

Social media sites prompt users to send birthday greetings to unresponsive nonagenarians, fraternities are notorious for drunken hooliganism, babies are a small but significant export, and citizens drive tank-like vehicles with mounted machine guns. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Ebatica's national animal is the Ebatican death cow, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Happy Happyism.

Ebatica is ranked 294,169^th in the world and 12^th in Tiandi for Lowest Crime Rates, with 2.16 law-abiding acts per hour.