Population | 23.601 billion |
Leader | everybody |
Faith | Happy Happyism |
Currency | rock |
Animal | Ebatican death cow |
The Holy Hell of Ebatica is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by everybody with a fair hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, infamous sell-swords, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 23.601 billion Ebaticans live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.
The minute, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is primarily concerned with Education, with Spirituality also on the agenda, while Law & Order and Social Policy receive no funds. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 1.5%.
The frighteningly efficient Ebatican economy, worth a remarkable 3,331 trillion rocks a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is quite specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Retail, Information Technology, and Gambling. Average income is an impressive 141,150 rocks, with the richest citizens earning 5.5 times as much as the poorest.
Truancy levels are on the rise ever since school registers were banned, the country is littered with broken homes, almost every singles' party has a clergy and courtesans theme, and there's never a spare chair in the retirement home. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Ebatica's national animal is the Ebatican death cow, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Happy Happyism.
Ebatica is ranked 307,079th in the world and 10th in Tiandi for Lowest Crime Rates, with 2.16 law-abiding acts per hour.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Ebatica, there's never a spare chair in the retirement home.
- : Following new legislation in Ebatica, almost every singles' party has a clergy and courtesans theme.
- : Following new legislation in Ebatica, the country is littered with broken homes.
- : Following new legislation in Ebatica, truancy levels are on the rise ever since school registers were banned.
- : Following new legislation in Ebatica, Ebatican Death Cow is one of the most popular forenames in Ebatica.
- : Following new legislation in Ebatica, guns don't kill people heroes do.
- : Following new legislation in Ebatica, ceremonial zweihänders are used in holy rituals.
- : Ebatica was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Inclusive.
- : Following new legislation in Ebatica, bris parties are all the rage.
- : Following new legislation in Ebatica, sales of superhero insurance have skyrocketed after the government abandoned the police in favor of vigilantes.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: None.