The Demokrātiskā Republika of
Corrupt Dictatorship
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Regional Influence
Superpower
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Reasonable
Political Freedom
Few

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The Demokrātiskā Republika of Eatvia is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Eduards Aplociņ with an iron fist, and renowned for its prohibition of alcohol, sprawling nuclear power plants, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 2.882 billion Eatvians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The enormous, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Leipaja. The average income tax rate is 91.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but inefficient Eatvian economy, worth 188 trillion Eeats a year, is quite specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Uranium Mining, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 65,567 Eeats, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Vaccinations are mandatory, anyone who so much as frowns is referred to a mental health unit, government officials go door-to-door educating about the dangers of pseudoscience, and the nation's soldiers are considered the best-dressed in Union of Slightly Related Nations. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Eatvia's national animal is the Apsis, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Eatvia is ranked 2nd in Union of Slightly Related Nations and 55,677th in the world for Shortest Average Lifespan, scoring -10 on the Bus Surprisal Index.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 11 days ago

  • 11 days ago: Eatvia's influence in Union of Slightly Related Nations rose from "Power" to "Superpower".
  • 11 days ago: Following new legislation in Eatvia, the nation's soldiers are considered the best-dressed in Union of Slightly Related Nations.
  • 11 days ago: Following new legislation in Eatvia, government officials go door-to-door educating about the dangers of pseudoscience.
  • 11 days ago: Following new legislation in Eatvia, anyone who so much as frowns is referred to a mental health unit.
  • 11 days ago: Following new legislation in Eatvia, vaccinations are mandatory.
  • 12 days ago: Eatvia's influence in Union of Slightly Related Nations fell from "Superpower" to "Power".
  • 25 days ago: Eatvia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Safest (last census: Top 10%).
  • 46 days ago: Eatvia was reclassified from "Father Knows Best State" to "Corrupt Dictatorship".
  • 46 days ago: Following new legislation in Eatvia, government ministers are regularly seen in the streets confessing their sins and hammering missiles into plow-shares.
  • 46 days ago: Following new legislation in Eatvia, the nation leads Union of Slightly Related Nations in per capita stalking.

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