The Demokrātiskā Republika of
Corrupt Dictatorship
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Regional Influence
Superpower
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Reasonable
Political Freedom
Few

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The Demokrātiskā Republika of Eatvia is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Eduards Aplociņ with an iron fist, and remarkable for its compulsory military service, smutty television, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 2.718 billion Eatvians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The enormous, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Leipaja. The average income tax rate is 90.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but inefficient Eatvian economy, worth 177 trillion Eeats a year, is quite specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Uranium Mining, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 65,438 Eeats, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Pro-democracy regime change has been avoided, the airship business has been driven out of the country by strict regulations and high fines, the nation leads Union of Slightly Related Nations in per capita stalking, and government ministers are regularly seen in the streets confessing their sins and hammering missiles into plow-shares. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Eatvia's national animal is the Apsis, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Eatvia is ranked 1st in Union of Slightly Related Nations and 63,352nd in the world for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens, with 0 Whatever.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 7 days ago

  • 20 days ago: Eatvia was reclassified from "Father Knows Best State" to "Corrupt Dictatorship".
  • 20 days ago: Following new legislation in Eatvia, government ministers are regularly seen in the streets confessing their sins and hammering missiles into plow-shares.
  • 20 days ago: Following new legislation in Eatvia, the nation leads Union of Slightly Related Nations in per capita stalking.
  • 20 days ago: Following new legislation in Eatvia, the airship business has been driven out of the country by strict regulations and high fines.
  • 20 days ago: Following new legislation in Eatvia, pro-democracy regime change has been avoided.
  • 20 days ago: Eatvia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Public Sector.
  • 35 days ago: Eatvia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Mining Sector.
  • 41 days ago: Following new legislation in Eatvia, the government has begun breaking all large businesses into thousands of mom-and-pop general stores.
  • 41 days ago: Following new legislation in Eatvia, private law firms are unheard of.
  • 41 days ago: Following new legislation in Eatvia, government officials across Eatvia are being "encouraged" to adopt Apses to set an example for the populace.

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