The Demokrātiskā Republika of
Father Knows Best State
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Regional Influence
Hermit
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Imploded
Political Freedom
Few

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The Demokrātiskā Republika of Eatvia is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Eduards Aplociņ with an iron fist, and notable for its compulsory military service, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 3.148 billion Eatvians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The enormous, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Leipaja. The average income tax rate is 87.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but stagnant Eatvian economy, worth 21.2 trillion Eeats a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Uranium Mining, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 6,727 Eeats, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

Mandatory neutering has made purebred dogs a thing of the past, the education system is being cleansed of all corporate influence, bleach is the nation's most common pesticide, and discarded pennies litter the streets. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Eatvia's national animal is the Apsis, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Eatvia is ranked 1st in Union of Slightly Related Nations and 113,725th in the world for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring -1 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 18 days ago

  • 1 day 16 hours ago: Eatvia fell out of the world Top 10% for Largest Public Sector.
  • 1 day 19 hours ago: Eatvia's influence in Union of Slightly Related Nations rose from "Dominator" to "Hermit".
  • 12 days ago: Eatvia's influence in Union of Slightly Related Nations rose from "Superpower" to "Dominator".
  • 18 days ago: Eatvia was reclassified from "Corrupt Dictatorship" to "Father Knows Best State".
  • 18 days ago: Following new legislation in Eatvia, discarded pennies litter the streets.
  • 18 days ago: Following new legislation in Eatvia, bleach is the nation's most common pesticide.
  • 18 days ago: Following new legislation in Eatvia, the education system is being cleansed of all corporate influence.
  • 18 days ago: Following new legislation in Eatvia, mandatory neutering has made purebred dogs a thing of the past.
  • 18 days ago: Following new legislation in Eatvia, wildlife near farms is slowly becoming extinct.
  • 30 days ago: Following new legislation in Eatvia, foreign 'investors' have been taking a great interest in the new secret shuttle.

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