The Demokrātiskā Republika of
Father Knows Best State
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Regional Influence
Hermit
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Imploded
Political Freedom
Few

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The Demokrātiskā Republika of Eatvia is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Eduards Aplociņ with an iron fist, and notable for its avowedly heterosexual populace, smutty television, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 3.321 billion Eatvians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The enormous, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Leipaja. The average income tax rate is 88.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but stagnant Eatvian economy, worth 22.4 trillion Eeats a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 6,753 Eeats, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

The military is on a massive recruiting drive in advance of an invasion of Brasilistan, fancy dress parties are raided by military police for new recruits, billions are being spent on a new island airport, and the government is ignoring the latest terrorist atrocities in Leipaja for fear of causing a fuss. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Eatvia's national animal is the Apsis, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Eatvia is ranked 1st in Union of Slightly Related Nations and 108,052nd in the world for Most Pacifist, scoring -406 on the Lennon-Springsteen Scale.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Eatvia fell out of the world Top 5% for Largest Agricultural Sector.
  • : Eatvia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Shortest Average Lifespan.
  • : Following new legislation in Eatvia, the government is ignoring the latest terrorist atrocities in Leipaja for fear of causing a fuss.
  • : Following new legislation in Eatvia, billions are being spent on a new island airport.
  • : Following new legislation in Eatvia, fancy dress parties are raided by military police for new recruits.
  • : Following new legislation in Eatvia, the military is on a massive recruiting drive in advance of an invasion of Brasilistan.
  • : Eatvia fell out of the world Top 10% for Largest Public Sector.
  • : Eatvia's influence in Union of Slightly Related Nations rose from "Dominator" to "Hermit".
  • : Eatvia's influence in Union of Slightly Related Nations rose from "Superpower" to "Dominator".
  • : Eatvia was reclassified from "Corrupt Dictatorship" to "Father Knows Best State".

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