The Demokrātiskā Republika of
Father Knows Best State
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Regional Influence
Superpower
Civil Rights
Good
Economy
Good
Political Freedom
Few

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The Demokrātiskā Republika of Eatvia is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Eduards Aplociņ with an iron fist, and renowned for its frequent executions, anti-smoking policies, and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 2.404 billion Eatvians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The enormous, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Leipaja. The average income tax rate is 90.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The Eatvian economy, worth 189 trillion Eeats a year, is quite specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Uranium Mining, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 78,749 Eeats, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.

Several citizens have complained about scientists abducting their pets for experimentation, Eatvia is notorious for its citizens' infidelity, the national guard is mobilized whenever a mother gets separated from her child at the mall, and birth rates have hit an all-time low. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Eatvia's national animal is the Apsis, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Eatvia is ranked 2nd in Union of Slightly Related Nations and 23,123rd in the world for Healthiest Citizens, with 7 Standard Bananas Ingested per capita per day.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 10 days ago

  • 9 days ago: Eatvia's influence in Union of Slightly Related Nations rose from "Power" to "Superpower".
  • 9 days ago: Eatvia was reclassified from "Inoffensive Centrist Democracy" to "Father Knows Best State".
  • 9 days ago: Following new legislation in Eatvia, birth rates have hit an all-time low.
  • 9 days ago: Following new legislation in Eatvia, the national guard is mobilized whenever a mother gets separated from her child at the mall.
  • 9 days ago: Following new legislation in Eatvia, Eatvia is notorious for its citizens' infidelity.
  • 9 days ago: Following new legislation in Eatvia, several citizens have complained about scientists abducting their pets for experimentation.
  • 9 days ago: Following new legislation in Eatvia, citizens have never heard foreign radio.
  • 11 days ago: Eatvia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector.
  • 13 days ago: Eatvia's influence in Union of Slightly Related Nations fell from "Superpower" to "Power".
  • 13 days ago: Eatvia's influence in Union of Slightly Related Nations rose from "Power" to "Superpower".

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