The Demokrātiskā Republika of
Father Knows Best State
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Regional Influence
Superpower
Civil Rights
Good
Economy
Good
Political Freedom
Few

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The Demokrātiskā Republika of Eatvia is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Eduards Aplociņ with an iron fist, and remarkable for its prohibition of alcohol, compulsory military service, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 2.538 billion Eatvians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The enormous, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Leipaja. The average income tax rate is 90.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The Eatvian economy, worth 183 trillion Eeats a year, is quite specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Uranium Mining, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 72,415 Eeats, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

Inter-species marriages are ignored by the government, government officials across Eatvia are being "encouraged" to adopt Apses to set an example for the populace, private law firms are unheard of, and the government has begun breaking all large businesses into thousands of mom-and-pop general stores. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Eatvia's national animal is the Apsis, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Eatvia is ranked 3rd in Union of Slightly Related Nations and 141,124th in the world for Lowest Unemployment Rates, scoring -48 on the Workforce Participation Versus Theoretical Maximum Metric.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 12 days ago

  • 5 days ago: Eatvia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Mining Sector.
  • 11 days ago: Following new legislation in Eatvia, the government has begun breaking all large businesses into thousands of mom-and-pop general stores.
  • 11 days ago: Following new legislation in Eatvia, private law firms are unheard of.
  • 11 days ago: Following new legislation in Eatvia, government officials across Eatvia are being "encouraged" to adopt Apses to set an example for the populace.
  • 11 days ago: Following new legislation in Eatvia, inter-species marriages are ignored by the government.
  • 20 days ago: Eatvia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Corrupt Governments.
  • 33 days ago: Eatvia's influence in Union of Slightly Related Nations rose from "Power" to "Superpower".
  • 33 days ago: Eatvia was reclassified from "Inoffensive Centrist Democracy" to "Father Knows Best State".
  • 33 days ago: Following new legislation in Eatvia, birth rates have hit an all-time low.
  • 33 days ago: Following new legislation in Eatvia, the national guard is mobilized whenever a mother gets separated from her child at the mall.

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