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The Imperial Commonwealth of Eastfield Lodge

“Manducate pisces fragemanaque solani tuberosi!”

Category: Authoritarian Democracy
Civil Rights:
Some
Economy:
Thriving
Political Freedoms:
Average

Regional Influence: Duckspeaker

Location: Rushmore

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The Imperial Commonwealth of Eastfield Lodge is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by King Iqbal II with an even hand, and notable for its hatred of cheese. The compassionate population of 13.038 billion Eastfield Lodgeans are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it concentrates mainly on Law & Order, although Education and Religion & Spirituality are secondary priorities. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lodgertia. The average income tax rate is 100%. The private sector is almost wholly made up of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out.

The nation's Medal of Honour can be found as a free toy in breakfast cereal, there has been a series of riots between local cannibals and health food advocates, Lodgertia is a police state during international summits, and Eastfield Lodge's children are widely acknowledged as the most foul-mouthed in the region. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Eastfield Lodge's national animal is the digital fly, which is also the nation's favorite main course, its national religion is Islam, and its currency is the fishfinger.

Eastfield Lodge is ranked 121st in Rushmore and 111,604th in the world for Most Average, scoring -2,731 on the Average Standarized Normality Scale.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 89 minutes ago

  • 7 hours ago: Following new legislation in Eastfield Lodge, Eastfield Lodge's children are widely acknowledged as the most foul-mouthed in the region.
  • 19 hours ago: Following new legislation in Eastfield Lodge, Lodgertia is a police state during international summits.
  • 1 day 7 hours ago: Following new legislation in Eastfield Lodge, there has been a series of riots between local cannibals and health food advocates.
  • 1 day 19 hours ago: Following new legislation in Eastfield Lodge, the nation's Medal of Honour can be found as a free toy in breakfast cereal.
  • 2 days 7 hours ago: Following new legislation in Eastfield Lodge, the police are tightening their grip on alcohol smugglers.
  • 2 days 19 hours ago: Following new legislation in Eastfield Lodge, government policy is dictated by Islam.
  • 2 days 19 hours ago: Following new legislation in Eastfield Lodge, all guns must be registered.
  • 3 days 19 hours ago: Following new legislation in Eastfield Lodge, birth rates have hit an all-time low.
  • 3 days 19 hours ago: Following new legislation in Eastfield Lodge, jails have become colloquially known as 'vampire houses'.
  • 4 days ago: Eastfield Lodge was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Most Authoritarian.

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