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The Matriarchy of Eastern European Nations is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by HRH Matriarch Elena Temnikova with a fair hand, and renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, anti-smoking policies, and unlimited-speed roads. The hard-nosed, democratic, humorless population of 8.847 billion Femininas hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large, corrupt, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kurgan. The average income tax rate is 74.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Eastern European Nationsian economy, worth 887 trillion Lenas a year, is quite specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Furniture Restoration, and Soda Sales. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 100,365 Lenas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Military barracks resemble five-star hotels, Max Barry is this year's Miss Eastern European Nations, waste is frequently shipped to other countries, and citizens are encouraged to report friends, family members or co-workers who seem depressed to the government for "counselling". Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Eastern European Nations's national animal is the Lioness, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Feminism.

Eastern European Nations is ranked 1st in Feminina and 99,266th in the world for Most Average, scoring 629 on the Average Standardized Normality Scale.

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