Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 2,717th Most Secular: 4,050th Most Rebellious Youth: 4,627th
The Matriarchy of
New York Times Democracy
Under Her We Shall Prosper
Regional Influence
Hermit
Founder
Region
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Superb

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The Matriarchy of Eastern European Nations is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by HRH Matriarch Elena Temnikova with a fair hand, and remarkable for its frequent executions, anti-smoking policies, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The hard-nosed, democratic, humorless population of 10.298 billion Femininas enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The enormous, corrupt, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kurgan. The average income tax rate is 75.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Eastern European Nationsian economy, worth a remarkable 1,049 trillion Lenas a year, is quite specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Furniture Restoration, and Gambling. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 101,882 Lenas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

School children are forced to sing the national anthem every morning, scenic beaches are now protected by massive concrete walls, every workday begins with group therapy, and invasive drug testing is now performed at elementary school sports days. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Eastern European Nations's national animal is the Lioness, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Feminism.

Eastern European Nations is ranked 13,011th in the world and 1st in Feminina for Nudest, with 216.5 Cheeks Per Square Mile.

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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 2,717thMost Secular: 4,050thMost Rebellious Youth: 4,627thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 4,987thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 6,477thLowest Crime Rates: 7,526thTop
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Highest Economic Output: 9,689thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 10,376thMost Developed: 10,663rdMost Advanced Public Education: 10,774thLargest Populations: 10,837thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 11,122ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 11,582ndHealthiest Citizens: 12,577thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 12,627thMost Corrupt Governments: 12,640thNudest: 13,011thHighest Poor Incomes: 13,161stMost Efficient Economies: 14,473rdMost Subsidized Industry: 14,684thLargest Information Technology Sector: 15,354thLargest Welfare Programs: 16,147th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Eastern European Nations, invasive drug testing is now performed at elementary school sports days.
  • : Eastern European Nations was reclassified from "Civil Rights Lovefest" to "New York Times Democracy".
  • : Eastern European Nations was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Welfare Programs.
  • : Eastern European Nations was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Lowest Crime Rates and the Top 10% for Largest Information Technology Sector.
  • : Eastern European Nations was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Efficient Economies and Most Subsidized Industry.
  • : Following new legislation in Eastern European Nations, every workday begins with group therapy.
  • : Following new legislation in Eastern European Nations, scenic beaches are now protected by massive concrete walls.
  • : Following new legislation in Eastern European Nations, school children are forced to sing the national anthem every morning.
  • : Following new legislation in Eastern European Nations, citizens have to dodge their neighbor's drones while getting the morning paper.
  • : Eastern European Nations was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Advanced Public Transport.

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