Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 2,803rd Most Secular: 3,247th Most Rebellious Youth: 4,411th
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The Matriarchy of Eastern European Nations is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by HRH Matriarch Elena Temnikova with a fair hand, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, democratic, humorless population of 9.769 billion Femininas hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, corrupt, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kurgan. The average income tax rate is 74.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Eastern European Nationsian economy, worth 981 trillion Lenas a year, is quite specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Furniture Restoration, and Gambling. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 100,462 Lenas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Military barracks resemble five-star hotels, Max Barry is this year's Miss Eastern European Nations, waste is frequently shipped to other countries, and citizens are encouraged to report friends, family members or co-workers who seem depressed to the government for "counselling". Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Eastern European Nations's national animal is the Lioness, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Feminism.

Eastern European Nations is ranked 10,068th in the world and 1st in Feminina for Highest Economic Output, with 981 trillion Standard Monetary Units.

Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 2,803rdMost Secular: 3,247thMost Rebellious Youth: 4,411thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 5,117thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 5,932ndLowest Crime Rates: 7,488thMost Developed: 9,626thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 9,753rdTop
Most Advanced Public Education: 10,048thHighest Economic Output: 10,068thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 10,491stNudest: 10,707thLargest Populations: 11,371stMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 12,252ndMost Politically Free: 12,334thHighest Poor Incomes: 12,392ndHealthiest Citizens: 12,978thMost Corrupt Governments: 13,203rdMost Advanced Public Transport: 13,571stRudest Citizens: 14,411thMost Efficient Economies: 14,434thMost Subsidized Industry: 14,873rdSmartest Citizens: 15,392ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 15,551stLargest Welfare Programs: 17,406thMost Scientifically Advanced: 17,509thMost Stationary: 19,142nd

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