Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 2,719th Most Secular: 4,515th Most Rebellious Youth: 4,702nd
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The Matriarchy of Eastern European Nations is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by HRH Matriarch Elena Temnikova with a fair hand, and notable for its anti-smoking policies, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, democratic, humorless population of 10.484 billion Femininas enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The enormous, corrupt, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kurgan. The average income tax rate is 75.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Eastern European Nationsian economy, worth a remarkable 1,072 trillion Lenas a year, is quite specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Furniture Restoration, and Gambling. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 102,332 Lenas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Scenic beaches are now protected by massive concrete walls, every workday begins with group therapy, invasive drug testing is now performed at elementary school sports days, and model railroad hobbyists have taken to muscling model shipbuilders off their "turf". Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Eastern European Nations's national animal is the Lioness, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Feminism.

Eastern European Nations is ranked 41,321st in the world and 1st in Feminina for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 2,913.17 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.

Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 2,719thMost Secular: 4,515thMost Rebellious Youth: 4,702ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 5,132ndLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 6,518thLowest Crime Rates: 7,612thTop
Highest Economic Output: 9,633rdMost Advanced Public Transport: 9,778thMost Developed: 10,748thLargest Populations: 10,764thMost Advanced Public Education: 10,955thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 11,270thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 11,413thHealthiest Citizens: 12,237thMost Corrupt Governments: 12,685thHighest Poor Incomes: 12,815thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 12,942ndMost Subsidized Industry: 13,653rdMost Efficient Economies: 14,061stNudest: 14,116th

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