Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 2,718th Most Secular: 4,762nd Most Rebellious Youth: 4,781st
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The Matriarchy of Eastern European Nations is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by HRH Matriarch Elena Temnikova with a fair hand, and renowned for its public floggings, sprawling nuclear power plants, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, democratic, humorless population of 10.685 billion Femininas enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The enormous, corrupt, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kurgan. The average income tax rate is 75.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Eastern European Nationsian economy, worth a remarkable 1,093 trillion Lenas a year, is quite specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Furniture Restoration, and Gambling. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 102,332 Lenas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Scenic beaches are now protected by massive concrete walls, every workday begins with group therapy, invasive drug testing is now performed at elementary school sports days, and model railroad hobbyists have taken to muscling model shipbuilders off their "turf". Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Eastern European Nations's national animal is the Lioness, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Feminism.

Eastern European Nations is ranked 67,660th in the world and 3rd in Feminina for Largest Mining Sector, scoring 2,228.85 on the Blue Sky Asbestos Index.

Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 2,718thMost Secular: 4,762ndMost Rebellious Youth: 4,781stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 5,500thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 6,210thLowest Crime Rates: 7,673rdTop
Highest Economic Output: 9,572ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 9,881stLargest Populations: 10,594thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 10,897thMost Developed: 11,090thMost Advanced Public Education: 11,171stHealthiest Citizens: 12,113thMost Corrupt Governments: 12,708thHighest Poor Incomes: 12,726thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 12,793rdMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 13,156thMost Subsidized Industry: 13,852ndMost Efficient Economies: 14,368thNudest: 14,753rdLargest Welfare Programs: 15,727thMost Stationary: 16,144thLargest Information Technology Sector: 16,401stSmartest Citizens: 17,732ndMost World Assembly Endorsements: 18,099th

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