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The Matriarchy of Eastern European Nations is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by HRH Matriarch Elena Temnikova with a fair hand, and renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, unlimited-speed roads, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The hard-nosed, democratic, humorless population of 8.509 billion Femininas hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large, corrupt, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kurgan. The average income tax rate is 74.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Eastern European Nationsian economy, worth 849 trillion Lenas a year, is quite specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Furniture Restoration, and Soda Sales. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 99,884 Lenas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Jails have become colloquially known as 'vampire houses', most people suffer from some form of hearing loss, drills and shovels have been banned as the government cracks down on any means of fracking, and military barracks resemble five-star hotels. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Eastern European Nations's national animal is the Lioness, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Feminism.

Eastern European Nations is ranked 1st in Feminina and 115,258th in the world for Most Primitive, scoring -181 on the Scary Big Number Scale.

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