The Matriarchy of
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Under Her We Shall Prosper
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The Matriarchy of Eastern European Nations is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by HRH Matriarch Elena Temnikova with an even hand, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, frequent executions, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, democratic, humorless population of 7.212 billion Femininas have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kurgan. The average income tax rate is 71.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Eastern European Nationsian economy, worth 794 trillion Lenas a year, is dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Soda Sales, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 110,162 Lenas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Mandatory daycare is provided by the government, oil executives can be seen reluctantly cleaning oil-soaked birds, skateboarding is considered a form of diplomacy, and the nation is currently revamping its entire education system. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Eastern European Nations's national animal is the Lioness, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Feminism.

Eastern European Nations is ranked 4th in Feminina and 111,256th in the world for Most Primitive, scoring -159 on the Scary Big Number Scale.

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