Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 2,730th Most Secular: 4,150th Most Rebellious Youth: 4,467th
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The Matriarchy of Eastern European Nations is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by HRH Matriarch Elena Temnikova with a fair hand, and renowned for its frequent executions, irreverence towards religion, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, democratic, humorless population of 9.934 billion Femininas hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, corrupt, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kurgan. The average income tax rate is 74.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Eastern European Nationsian economy, worth 997 trillion Lenas a year, is quite specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Furniture Restoration, and Gambling. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 100,462 Lenas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Military barracks resemble five-star hotels, Max Barry is this year's Miss Eastern European Nations, waste is frequently shipped to other countries, and citizens are encouraged to report friends, family members or co-workers who seem depressed to the government for "counselling". Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Eastern European Nations's national animal is the Lioness, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Feminism.

Eastern European Nations is ranked 159,093rd in the world and 1st in Feminina for Most Authoritarian, with 0.03 Stalins.

Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 2,730thMost Secular: 4,150thMost Rebellious Youth: 4,467thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 5,606thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 6,143rdLowest Crime Rates: 7,680thTop
Nudest: 9,551stLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 9,958thHighest Economic Output: 9,993rdMost Developed: 10,460thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 10,768thMost Advanced Public Education: 10,826thLargest Populations: 11,135thMost Politically Free: 12,162ndMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 12,557thHighest Poor Incomes: 13,327thHealthiest Citizens: 13,451stMost Corrupt Governments: 13,597thRudest Citizens: 13,773rdMost Advanced Public Transport: 14,332ndMost Efficient Economies: 15,238thMost Subsidized Industry: 15,784thSmartest Citizens: 16,521stLargest Information Technology Sector: 16,935thLargest Welfare Programs: 18,089th

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