Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 2,704th Most Rebellious Youth: 4,579th Most Secular: 5,022nd
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The Matriarchy of Eastern European Nations is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by HRH Matriarch Elena Temnikova with a fair hand, and remarkable for its anti-smoking policies, sprawling nuclear power plants, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, democratic, humorless population of 10.136 billion Femininas hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, corrupt, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kurgan. The average income tax rate is 74.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Eastern European Nationsian economy, worth a remarkable 1,018 trillion Lenas a year, is quite specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Furniture Restoration, and Gambling. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 100,462 Lenas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Military barracks resemble five-star hotels, Max Barry is this year's Miss Eastern European Nations, waste is frequently shipped to other countries, and citizens are encouraged to report friends, family members or co-workers who seem depressed to the government for "counselling". Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Eastern European Nations's national animal is the Lioness, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Feminism.

Eastern European Nations is ranked 17,153rd in the world and 1st in Feminina for Smartest Citizens, with 62.25 Quips Per Hour.

Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 2,704thMost Rebellious Youth: 4,579thMost Secular: 5,022ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 5,943rdLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 6,226thTop
Lowest Crime Rates: 7,758thNudest: 9,975thHighest Economic Output: 9,993rdLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 10,057thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 10,593rdLargest Populations: 11,008thMost Developed: 11,198thMost Advanced Public Education: 11,272ndMost Politically Free: 11,370thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 11,739thRudest Citizens: 12,994thMost Corrupt Governments: 13,378thHealthiest Citizens: 13,652ndHighest Poor Incomes: 13,989thMost Advanced Public Transport: 14,552nd

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