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The Queendom of Easter Pi

“I got hit by an on coming parked car.”

Category: Democratic Socialists
Civil Rights:
Some
Economy:
Strong
Political Freedoms:
Some

Regional Influence: Hermit

Location: Elutraea

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The Queendom of Easter Pi is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its unlimited-speed roads. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 5.928 billion Easter Pians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The government -- a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, corrupt morass -- juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, the Environment, and Defence. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Easter Pi City. Income tax is unheard of. The private sector is almost wholly made up of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out.

Politicians accepting drinks in bars are executed for taking bribes, violently opinionated speakers can be heard preaching their hateful views on every street corner, birds and children's kites are regularly brought down by anti-aircraft fire, and the EPBI Channel Tunnel project is plagued by delays. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Easter Pi's national animal is the Ram, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, its national religion is a major religion, and its currency is the Paper Frog.

Easter Pi is ranked 1st in Elutraea and 8,182nd in the world for Most Beautiful Environments, with 552.25 Pounds of Wildlife less Pounds of Concrete per square mile.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 97 minutes ago

  • 3 hours ago: Following new legislation in Easter Pi, the EPBI Channel Tunnel project is plagued by delays.
  • 3 hours ago: Following new legislation in Easter Pi, birds and children's kites are regularly brought down by anti-aircraft fire.
  • 13 days ago: Easter Pi was reclassified from "Corrupt Dictatorship" to "Democratic Socialists".
  • 13 days ago: Following new legislation in Easter Pi, violently opinionated speakers can be heard preaching their hateful views on every street corner.
  • 13 days ago: Following new legislation in Easter Pi, politicians accepting drinks in bars are executed for taking bribes.
  • 13 days ago: Following new legislation in Easter Pi, all-natural foods are becoming a major fad.
  • 25 days ago: Following new legislation in Easter Pi, the government is spending millions on renovating the public transportation system.
  • 25 days ago: Following new legislation in Easter Pi, businesses are scrambling to adapt to the government's mandate that 'time and measurement no longer exist'.
  • 25 days ago: Following new legislation in Easter Pi, artists regularly face criminal charges and art-burning parties are common.
  • 26 days ago: Easter Pi was reclassified from "Mother Knows Best State" to "Corrupt Dictatorship".

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by Max Barry

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