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The Queendom of Easter Pi

“I got hit by an on coming parked car.”

Category: Mother Knows Best State
Civil Rights:
Some
Economy:
Strong
Political Freedoms:
Few

Regional Influence: Hermit

Location: Elutraea

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The Queendom of Easter Pi is a colossal, safe nation, renowned for its complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 5.753 billion Easter Pians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The government -- a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, corrupt morass -- juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, the Environment, and Defence. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Easter Pi City. Income tax is unheard of. The private sector is almost wholly made up of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out.

The government has hired out-of-work fashion designers to design purses for men, parents live in fear of governmental 'child protection' squads, mothers drive their college-graduate children to work, and a massive campaign is underway to ensure the race of Easter Pi remains pure. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Easter Pi's national animal is the Ram, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, its national religion is a major religion, and its currency is the Paper Frog.

Easter Pi is ranked 1st in Elutraea and 102,982nd in the world for Least Corrupt Governments, scoring -114 on the Inverse Mugabe Relativity Rating.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 22 days ago

  • 21 days ago: Following new legislation in Easter Pi, a massive campaign is underway to ensure the race of Easter Pi remains pure.
  • 21 days ago: Following new legislation in Easter Pi, mothers drive their college-graduate children to work.
  • 22 days ago: Following new legislation in Easter Pi, parents live in fear of governmental 'child protection' squads.
  • 22 days ago: Following new legislation in Easter Pi, the government has hired out-of-work fashion designers to design purses for men.
  • 22 days ago: Following new legislation in Easter Pi, fewer people are bathing as citizens must show ration stamps before they can turn on their faucets.
  • 24 days ago: Easter Pi was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Influential.
  • 25 days ago: Following new legislation in Easter Pi, the nation leads Elutraea in per capita stalking.
  • 25 days ago: Following new legislation in Easter Pi, the mining industry has taken a hit from tighter environmental regulations.
  • 25 days ago: Following new legislation in Easter Pi, the government recently relinquished its monopoly on the mail service.
  • 25 days ago: Following new legislation in Easter Pi, skateparks can be found in every city.

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by Max Barry

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