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The Queendom of Easter Pi

“I got hit by an on coming parked car.”

Category: Corrupt Dictatorship
Civil Rights:
Some
Economy:
Good
Political Freedoms:
Few

Regional Influence: Hermit

Location: Elutraea

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The Queendom of Easter Pi is a colossal, cultured nation, renowned for its unlimited-speed roads. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 5.787 billion Easter Pians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The government -- a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, corrupt morass -- juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, the Environment, and Defence. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Easter Pi City. Income tax is unheard of. The private sector is almost wholly made up of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out.

Children are raised bilingual from an early age, artists regularly face criminal charges and art-burning parties are common, businesses are scrambling to adapt to the government's mandate that 'time and measurement no longer exist', and the government is spending millions on renovating the public transportation system. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Easter Pi's national animal is the Ram, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, its national religion is a major religion, and its currency is the Paper Frog.

Easter Pi is ranked 1st in Elutraea and 102,122nd in the world for Best Weather, with -90 Metres of Sunlight Above Expected.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 2 days 13 hours ago

  • 2 days 9 hours ago: Following new legislation in Easter Pi, the government is spending millions on renovating the public transportation system.
  • 2 days 9 hours ago: Following new legislation in Easter Pi, businesses are scrambling to adapt to the government's mandate that 'time and measurement no longer exist'.
  • 2 days 9 hours ago: Following new legislation in Easter Pi, artists regularly face criminal charges and art-burning parties are common.
  • 3 days 21 hours ago: Easter Pi was reclassified from "Mother Knows Best State" to "Corrupt Dictatorship".
  • 3 days 21 hours ago: Following new legislation in Easter Pi, children are raised bilingual from an early age.
  • 3 days 21 hours ago: Following new legislation in Easter Pi, the roads are notorious throughout the region for their peril.
  • 3 days 21 hours ago: Following new legislation in Easter Pi, citizens applying for their first jobs face fierce competition from the homeless.
  • 27 days ago: Following new legislation in Easter Pi, a massive campaign is underway to ensure the race of Easter Pi remains pure.
  • 27 days ago: Following new legislation in Easter Pi, mothers drive their college-graduate children to work.
  • 28 days ago: Following new legislation in Easter Pi, parents live in fear of governmental 'child protection' squads.

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by Max Barry

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