The Queendom of
Mother Knows Best State
I got hit by an on coming parked car.
Regional Influence
Minnow
Region
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Strong
Political Freedom
Few

Overview People Government Economy Trend Analysis

The Queendom of Easter Pi is a colossal, safe nation, renowned for its frequent executions, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and enforced nudity. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 7.801 billion Easter Pians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Easter Pi City. The average income tax rate is 2.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The strong Easter Pian economy, worth 381 trillion Paper Frogs a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector is mostly comprised of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 48,965 Paper Frogs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Citizens are forced to donate blood once every three months, recruitment posters proclaim the army to be both fabulous and fashionable, loans are available for students from poor families, and renewable energy projects have ground to a halt. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Easter Pi's national animal is the Ram, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is a major religion.

Easter Pi is ranked 3,190th in Balder and 117,309th in the world for Most Avoided, scoring -629.306 on the Kardashian Reflex Score.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 9 days ago

  • 27 days ago: Easter Pi fell out of the world Top 10% for Most Armed.
  • 48 days ago: Easter Pi fell out of the world Top 10% for Most Pacifist.
  • 49 days ago: Easter Pi was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Armed.
  • 55 days ago: Easter Pi was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Lowest Overall Tax Burden.
  • 55 days ago: Easter Pi was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Lowest Overall Tax Burden.
  • 81 days ago: Easter Pi was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Longest Average Lifespans.
  • 95 days ago: Easter Pi fell out of the world Top 10% for Most Popular Tourist Destinations.
  • 96 days ago: Easter Pi was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Rebellious Youth (last census: Top 10%).
  • 108 days ago: Easter Pi fell out of the world Top 10% for Most Influential.
  • 116 days ago: Following new legislation in Easter Pi, renewable energy projects have ground to a halt.

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by Max Barry

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