The Queendom of
Mother Knows Best State
I got hit by an on coming parked car.
Regional Influence
Minnow
Region
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Very Strong
Political Freedom
Few

Overview People Government Economy Trend Analysis

The Queendom of Easter Pi is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its zero percent divorce rate, complete lack of public education, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 7.068 billion Easter Pians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Easter Pi City. The average income tax rate is 2.7%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Easter Pian economy, worth 345 trillion Paper Frogs a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector is mostly comprised of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 48,908 Paper Frogs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Ethnic minorities are often refused admission to some of the nation's best schools, all weapon research has been banned, the mining industry is making inroads into environmentally sensitive areas, and all telephone traffic is monitored for 'national security reasons'. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Easter Pi's national animal is the Ram, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is a major religion.

Easter Pi is ranked 2,375th in Balder and 93,321st in the world for Stupidest Citizens, scoring 12 on the Average Edu-UNtellignce® Test Score.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 6 hours ago

  • 45 minutes ago: Following new legislation in Easter Pi, all telephone traffic is monitored for 'national security reasons'.
  • 12 hours ago: Easter Pi was reclassified from "Corrupt Dictatorship" to "Mother Knows Best State".
  • 12 hours ago: Following new legislation in Easter Pi, the mining industry is making inroads into environmentally sensitive areas.
  • 6 days ago: Following new legislation in Easter Pi, all weapon research has been banned.
  • 7 days ago: Following new legislation in Easter Pi, ethnic minorities are often refused admission to some of the nation's best schools.
  • 8 days ago: Following new legislation in Easter Pi, the mob and the police have recently had numerous clashes in the back alleys of Easter Pi's cities due to the government's steadfast anti-casino stance.
  • 8 days ago: Following new legislation in Easter Pi, crime is on the rise as DNA sampling has been all but outlawed.
  • 9 days ago: Easter Pi was reclassified from "Mother Knows Best State" to "Corrupt Dictatorship".
  • 9 days ago: Following new legislation in Easter Pi, pharmacies close down as medicinal drugs are sold freely by the government.
  • 9 days ago: Following new legislation in Easter Pi, almost half of the child population live rough on the streets.

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by Max Barry

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