The Empire of
Corrupt Dictatorship
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Regional Influence
Envoy
Region
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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The Empire of East Xibeiguo is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by James Bäcker with an iron fist, and notable for its state-planned economy, keen interest in outer space, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 8.806 billion Xibei are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, corrupt, well-organized morass — juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Dhaka. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Xibei economy, worth a remarkable 1,569 trillion Takas a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining and Gambling. Average income is an impressive 178,286 Takas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government's official stance on religion is that it is so very silly, the government is notorious for leaving citizens with almost nothing from their inheritance, students are wary of colorfully decorated new teachers with names like Professor Pipsqueak, and the government awards prizes to television shows featuring stereotype-breaking minority roles. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. East Xibeiguo's national animal is the tiger, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

East Xibeiguo is ranked 35th in Africa and 72,214th in the world for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring 1 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 19 hours ago

  • 16 hours ago: Following new legislation in East Xibeiguo, the government awards prizes to television shows featuring stereotype-breaking minority roles.
  • 16 hours ago: Following new legislation in East Xibeiguo, students are wary of colorfully decorated new teachers with names like Professor Pipsqueak.
  • 16 hours ago: Following new legislation in East Xibeiguo, the government is notorious for leaving citizens with almost nothing from their inheritance.
  • 16 hours ago: Following new legislation in East Xibeiguo, the government's official stance on religion is that it is so very silly.
  • 2 days 14 hours ago: East Xibeiguo was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Healthiest Citizens (last census: Top 10%).
  • 2 days 16 hours ago: Following new legislation in East Xibeiguo, warfare increasingly resembles a video game.
  • 3 days 4 hours ago: Following new legislation in East Xibeiguo, East Xibeiguo is notorious for its citizens' infidelity.
  • 3 days 14 hours ago: East Xibeiguo was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Most Eco-Friendly Governments (last census: Top 10%).
  • 3 days 16 hours ago: Following new legislation in East Xibeiguo, fewer people are bathing as citizens must show ration stamps before they can turn on their faucets.
  • 3 days 16 hours ago: Following new legislation in East Xibeiguo, elevator music has been replaced by thrash metal played at maximum volume.

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