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The Empire of East Xibeiguo

“Auf James vertrauen wir!”

Category: Father Knows Best State
Civil Rights:
Below Average
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Outlawed

Regional Influence: Envoy

Location: Africa

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The Empire of East Xibeiguo is a colossal, economically powerful nation, ruled by James Bäcker with an iron fist, and notable for its compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 8.217 billion Xibei are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defence, and Education. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Dhaka. The average income tax rate is 100%. Private enterprise is illegal, but for those in the know there is a slick and highly efficient black market in Arms Manufacturing.

Students cut up leftover Takas during Arts and Crafts, East Xibeiguo has one of the largest offshore wind farms in the world, people reciting Shakespeare have become a common sight, and conscientious objectors are hanged as traitors. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. East Xibeiguo's national animal is the tiger, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its currency is the Taka.

East Xibeiguo is ranked 58th in Africa and 115,992nd in the world for Stupidest Citizens, scoring -15 on the Average Edu-UNtellignce® Test Score.

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