Lowest Crime Rates: 480th Highest Average Tax Rates: 630th Largest Governments: 818th
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The Empire of East Xibeiguo is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by James Bäcker with an even hand, and remarkable for its smutty television, keen interest in outer space, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 11.664 billion Xibei are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, corrupt morass — juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Dhaka. The average income tax rate is 99.9%.

The enormous but underdeveloped Xibei economy, worth a remarkable 1,076 trillion Takas a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Gambling, and Book Publishing. Average income is 92,283 Takas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The military recognizes no difference between male and female soldiers, graffiti graces every city's streets, long arduous trials are held for the most trivial of offences, and mandatory daycare is provided by the government. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. East Xibeiguo's national animal is the tiger, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

East Xibeiguo is ranked 147,937th in the world and 72nd in Africa for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens, with 8.01 Whatever.

Lowest Crime Rates: 480thHighest Average Tax Rates: 630thLargest Governments: 818thTop
Safest: 1,616thMost Corrupt Governments: 2,414thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2,419thMost Secular: 3,038thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 4,535thSmartest Citizens: 4,573rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 4,872ndHealthiest Citizens: 5,397thMost Pacifist: 5,444thMost Advanced Public Transport: 5,501stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 5,717thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 6,392ndTop
Largest Populations: 8,681stMost Inclusive: 9,048thHighest Economic Output: 9,338thMost Advanced Public Education: 10,509thMost Influential: 10,907thMost Scientifically Advanced: 12,596thMost Stationary: 13,147thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 14,937thLargest Welfare Programs: 15,101st
Largest Governments: 1st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 1st in the regionSafest: 1st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 2nd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2nd in the regionMost Secular: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 3rd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 3rd in the regionTop
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 4th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 4th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 4th in the regionMost Inclusive: 5th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 5th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 6th in the regionMost Pacifist: 6th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 7th in the region

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