Lowest Crime Rates: 515th Highest Average Tax Rates: 732nd Largest Governments: 933rd
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The Empire of East Xibeiguo is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by James Bäcker with an even hand, and remarkable for its state-planned economy, national health service, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 12.654 billion Xibei are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, corrupt morass — juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Dhaka. The average income tax rate is 99.9%.

The enormous but underdeveloped Xibei economy, worth a remarkable 1,167 trillion Takas a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Gambling, and Book Publishing. Average income is 92,283 Takas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The military recognizes no difference between male and female soldiers, graffiti graces every city's streets, long arduous trials are held for the most trivial of offences, and mandatory daycare is provided by the government. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. East Xibeiguo's national animal is the tiger, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

East Xibeiguo is ranked 163,360th in the world and 65th in Africa for Largest Agricultural Sector, scoring -8.49 on the Mu-Bah-Daggs Productivity Index.

Lowest Crime Rates: 515thHighest Average Tax Rates: 732ndLargest Governments: 933rdSafest: 1,721stTop
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 2,412thMost Corrupt Governments: 2,609thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 4,095thMost Secular: 4,889thSmartest Citizens: 5,145thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 5,506thHealthiest Citizens: 5,517thMost Advanced Public Transport: 5,520thMost Pacifist: 5,532ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 6,010thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 6,289thLargest Populations: 8,195thTop
Highest Economic Output: 9,134thMost Inclusive: 10,321stMost Influential: 11,105thMost Stationary: 11,141stMost Advanced Public Education: 11,277thLargest Welfare Programs: 13,806thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 14,187thMost Scientifically Advanced: 14,843rdMost Cultured: 15,323rd
Safest: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 2nd in the regionLargest Governments: 2nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 2nd in the regionMost Secular: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 3rd in the regionTop
Most Advanced Public Transport: 4th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 4th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 5th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 5th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 5th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 6th in the regionLargest Populations: 7th in the region

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