The Empire of
Corrupt Dictatorship
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Regional Influence
Envoy
Region
Civil Rights
Good
Economy
Imploded
Political Freedom
Few

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The Empire of East Xibeiguo is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by James Bäcker with an iron fist, and notable for its museums and concert halls, sprawling nuclear power plants, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 9.155 billion Xibei are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, corrupt morass — juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Dhaka. The income tax rate is 100%.

The large but stagnant Xibei economy, worth 112 trillion Takas a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Gambling, and Book Publishing. Average income is 12,259 Takas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

The government is promoting multicultural values with the new 'Just Be Nice, OK?' initiative, children as young as twelve are conscripted into the armed forces, nine out of ten citizens of East Xibeiguo answered 'nuclear safety inspector' when asked their occupation, and anyone dissenting from the state ideology is declared "mentally ill" and whisked away in a straitjacket. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. East Xibeiguo's national animal is the tiger, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

East Xibeiguo is ranked 42nd in Africa and 124,742nd in the world for Most Popular Tourist Destinations, with -1.199 Net Tourists per hour.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 1 day 19 hours ago

  • 5 days ago: East Xibeiguo was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Shortest Average Lifespan.
  • 16 days ago: East Xibeiguo was reclassified from "Democratic Socialists" to "Corrupt Dictatorship".
  • 16 days ago: Following new legislation in East Xibeiguo, anyone dissenting from the state ideology is declared "mentally ill" and whisked away in a straitjacket.
  • 16 days ago: Following new legislation in East Xibeiguo, nine out of ten citizens of East Xibeiguo answered 'nuclear safety inspector' when asked their occupation.
  • 17 days ago: East Xibeiguo was reclassified from "Corrupt Dictatorship" to "Democratic Socialists".
  • 17 days ago: Following new legislation in East Xibeiguo, children as young as twelve are conscripted into the armed forces.
  • 17 days ago: Following new legislation in East Xibeiguo, the government is promoting multicultural values with the new 'Just Be Nice, OK?' initiative.
  • 17 days ago: Following new legislation in East Xibeiguo, citizens are encouraged to report friends, family members or co-workers who seem depressed to the government for "counselling".
  • 20 days ago: East Xibeiguo was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Cultured.
  • 21 days ago: Following new legislation in East Xibeiguo, roads are often attended by round-the-clock construction crews.

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