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The Empire of East Xibeiguo

“Auf James vertrauen wir!”

Category: Father Knows Best State
Civil Rights:
Below Average
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Outlawed

Regional Influence: Duckspeaker

Location: Africa

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The Empire of East Xibeiguo is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by James Bäcker with an iron fist, and remarkable for its parental licensing program. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 7.656 billion Xibei are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defence, and Education. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Dhaka. The average income tax rate is 100%. Private enterprise is illegal, but for those in the know there is a slick and highly efficient black market in Arms Manufacturing.

Students cut up leftover Takas during Arts and Crafts, East Xibeiguo has one of the largest offshore wind farms in the world, people reciting Shakespeare have become a common sight, and conscientious objectors are hanged as traitors. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. East Xibeiguo's national animal is the tiger, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its currency is the Taka.

East Xibeiguo is ranked 21st in Africa and 33,100th in the world for Most Cultured, scoring 4 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 5 hours ago

  • 2 days 17 hours ago: East Xibeiguo fell out of the regional Top 10% for Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector.
  • 5 days ago: East Xibeiguo fell out of the regional Top 10% for Lowest Unemployment Rates.
  • 10 days ago: East Xibeiguo was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Largest Public Sector (last census: Top 10%).
  • 13 days ago: East Xibeiguo lodged a message on the Africa Regional Message Board.
  • 15 days ago: East Xibeiguo lodged a message on the Africa Regional Message Board.
  • 16 days ago: East Xibeiguo fell out of the world Top 10% for Largest Populations.
  • 28 days ago: East Xibeiguo lodged a message on the Africa Regional Message Board.
  • 30 days ago: East Xibeiguo lodged a message on the Africa Regional Message Board.
  • 42 days ago: East Xibeiguo changed its national demonym to "Xibei", its demonym adjective to "Xibei", and its demonym plural to "Xibei".
  • 46 days ago: East Xibeiguo was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Most Scientifically Advanced.

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