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The Empire of East Xibeiguo

“Auf James vertrauen wir!”

Category: Corrupt Dictatorship
Civil Rights:
Average
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Outlawed

Regional Influence: Envoy

Location: Africa

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The Empire of East Xibeiguo is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by James Bäcker with an iron fist, and notable for its state-planned economy, irreverence towards religion, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 8.61 billion Xibei are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, corrupt, well-organized morass — juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Dhaka. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Xibei economy, worth a remarkable 1,494 trillion Takas a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Information Technology, and Gambling. Average income is an impressive 173,556 Takas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Most of the nation's wealthy aristocrats are dentists, an increasing percentage of the population's youth have homosexual parents, conscientious objectors are hanged as traitors, and pro-democracy regime change has been avoided. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. East Xibeiguo's national animal is the tiger, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

East Xibeiguo is ranked 3rd in Africa and 5,873rd in the world for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 236 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 1 day ago

  • 1 day 2 hours ago: Following new legislation in East Xibeiguo, pro-democracy regime change has been avoided.
  • 1 day 14 hours ago: Following new legislation in East Xibeiguo, conscientious objectors are hanged as traitors.
  • 2 days 2 hours ago: Following new legislation in East Xibeiguo, an increasing percentage of the population's youth have homosexual parents.
  • 2 days 11 hours ago: East Xibeiguo lodged a message on the Africa Regional Message Board.
  • 2 days 14 hours ago: Following new legislation in East Xibeiguo, most of the nation's wealthy aristocrats are dentists.
  • 2 days 14 hours ago: Following new legislation in East Xibeiguo, conductors wield diamond-encrusted batons to fit in with their freshly gilded surroundings.
  • 3 days 14 hours ago: Following new legislation in East Xibeiguo, most of the military's funding goes into researching space-age weaponry.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in East Xibeiguo, citizens are forbidden from leaving the country.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in East Xibeiguo, East Xibeiguo successfully hosted the Africa Olympics.
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in East Xibeiguo, political activists are routinely executed.

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