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The Vizier Trading Card of East Malaysia

“Amalgamated Through Integrity”

Category: Father Knows Best State
Civil Rights:
Below Average
Political Freedoms:

Regional Influence: Handshaker

Location: The East Pacific


The Vizier Trading Card of East Malaysia is a gargantuan, economically powerful nation, ruled by Empress Glendale Jung with an iron fist, and notable for its compulsory military service. The compassionate, hard-working, cynical population of 22.673 billion East Malaysians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent government stops and the rest of society begins, but it is mainly concerned with Defence, although Law & Order and Social Equality are secondary priorities. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Eastrovia. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 93%. A powerhouse of a private sector is dominated by the Information Technology industry.

Minor parties are virtually absent in Parliament, new safety regulations require all cars manufactured in East Malaysia to be bombproof, drunk drivers are sentenced to death, and penurious citizens die from easily remedied ailments because they aren't 'taking enough initiative'. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. East Malaysia's national animal is the East Malay Frog, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, its national religion is the Prophecies, and its currency is the EMD.

East Malaysia is ranked 4,092nd in The East Pacific and 110,002nd in the world for Largest Manufacturing Sector, scoring -10 on the Gooback-Jerbs Productivity Index.

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