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The Vizier Trading Card of East Malaysia is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Empress Glendale Jung with an even hand, and renowned for its frequent executions, compulsory vegetarianism, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The compassionate, hard-working, cynical population of 23.1 billion East Malaysians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Education, and Social Policy are also considered important, while Welfare receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Eastrovia. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 85.7%.

The all-consuming East Malaysian economy, worth a remarkable 2,233 trillion EMDS a year, is extremely specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing. Average income is 96,668 EMDS, with the richest citizens earning 7.5 times as much as the poorest.

UFO sightings are listed daily in the morning news, internet service is too costly for normal people to purchase, criminals are executed and their property seized, and schoolchildren have twice-weekly sex education classes. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. East Malaysia's national animal is the East Malay Frog, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is the Prophecies.

East Malaysia is ranked 4,517th in The East Pacific and 117,504th in the world for Largest Manufacturing Sector, scoring -7 on the Gooback-Jerbs Productivity Index.

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