The Exalted Supremacy of
Corporate Police State
Crush Their Spirits and You Will Control Their Minds
Regional Influence
Minnow
Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

Overview People Government Economy Trend Analysis

The Exalted Supremacy of East Borland is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by His Supreme Eminence with an iron fist, and renowned for its deadly medical pandemics, anti-smoking policies, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 23.417 billion East Borlandists are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The tiny, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order also on the agenda, while Social Policy and Environment receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Lair. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient East Borlandian economy, worth an astonishing 16,446 trillion Slaves a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Automobile Manufacturing, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is a breathtaking 702,336 Slaves, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 4,015,923 per year while the poor average 59,401, a ratio of 67.6 to 1.

An increasingly villainous series of sports coaches are demanding the national mascot's true identity, environmental protestors are being rounded up and taken away in sinister black vans as a massive land development campaign gets underway, obesity is a thing of the past due to the nation's sickening cuisine, and the nation is experiencing a severe shortage of sporting events. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force. East Borland's national animal is the Gila Monster, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Oppression.

East Borland is ranked 4th in The Alliance of Dictators and 1,398th in the world for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring 13 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 66 minutes ago

  • 13 hours ago: East Borland was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Publishing Industry (last census: Top 1%).
  • 13 hours ago: East Borland was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Largest Publishing Industry (last census: #1).
  • 15 hours ago: Following new legislation in East Borland, the nation is experiencing a severe shortage of sporting events.
  • 1 day 3 hours ago: Following new legislation in East Borland, obesity is a thing of the past due to the nation's sickening cuisine.
  • 2 days 3 hours ago: Following new legislation in East Borland, environmental protestors are being rounded up and taken away in sinister black vans as a massive land development campaign gets underway.
  • 2 days 15 hours ago: Following new legislation in East Borland, an increasingly villainous series of sports coaches are demanding the national mascot's true identity.
  • 3 days 3 hours ago: Following new legislation in East Borland, the National Archive now covers square miles of warehouses in order to accommodate its new stone tablets system.
  • 3 days 15 hours ago: Following new legislation in East Borland, airship use has soared while property values beneath their routes have plummeted.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in East Borland, the adult unemployment rate nears 100% as all available jobs have been filled by young children.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in East Borland, fearful citizens watch their every move as does their government.

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