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The Exalted Supremacy of East Borland

“Crush Their Spirits and You Will Control Their Minds”

Category: Corporate Police State
Civil Rights:
Unheard Of
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Outlawed

Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: The Alliance of Dictators

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The Exalted Supremacy of East Borland is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by His Supreme Eminence with an iron fist, and remarkable for its parental licensing program. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 23.187 billion East Borlandians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The tiny, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order is also considered important, while Social Policy and Environment are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Lair. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient East Borlandian economy, worth an astonishing 16,480 trillion Slaves a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Automobile Manufacturing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is a breathtaking 710,768 Slaves, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 3,865,889 per year while the poor average 67,187, a ratio of 57.5 to 1.

Strange looking men with big red noses are found hiding behind bushes and inside dustbins, the state has declared war on the environment and environmentalists by association, the government has the power to seize property at will, and the country is preparing for war. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force. East Borland's national animal is the Gila Monster, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Oppression.

East Borland is ranked 198th in The Alliance of Dictators and 114,299th in the world for Most Beautiful Environments, with -26,944.25 Pounds of Wildlife less Pounds of Concrete per square mile.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 4 hours ago

  • 23 hours ago: Following new legislation in East Borland, the country is preparing for war.
  • 1 day 11 hours ago: Following new legislation in East Borland, the government has the power to seize property at will.
  • 1 day 23 hours ago: Following new legislation in East Borland, the state has declared war on the environment and environmentalists by association.
  • 1 day 23 hours ago: Following new legislation in East Borland, strange looking men with big red noses are found hiding behind bushes and inside dustbins.
  • 2 days 23 hours ago: Following new legislation in East Borland, drug distribution is tightly controlled by the government.
  • 3 days 11 hours ago: Following new legislation in East Borland, the workforce is almost entirely made up of slave labour.
  • 3 days 11 hours ago: Following new legislation in East Borland, the nation refuses to provide international aid.
  • 4 days ago: East Borland was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Public Sector.
  • 4 days ago: East Borland was ranked in the Top 1% of the region for Largest Public Sector.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in East Borland, the Gila Monster is reportedly extinct.

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