Most Avoided: 1st Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 9th
The Exalted Supremacy of
Corporate Police State
Crush Their Spirits and You Will Control Their Minds
Regional Influence
Apprentice
Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

Overview People Government Economy Rank Trend

The Exalted Supremacy of East Borland is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by His Supreme Eminence with an iron fist, and remarkable for its public floggings, pith helmet sales, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 26.147 billion East Borlandists are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The minute, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government, or what there is of one, is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, with Environment and Social Policy not funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Lair. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient East Borlandian economy, worth an astonishing 19,629 trillion Slaves a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Automobile Manufacturing, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is a breathtaking 750,745 Slaves, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 4,162,280 per year while the poor average 68,060, a ratio of 61.2 to 1.

The number of children one can have is restricted by law, criminals are executed and their property seized, mining is the nation's most dangerous occupation, and it is illegal to liberate slaves. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. East Borland's national animal is the Gila Monster, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Oppression.

East Borland is ranked 4,319th in the world and 23rd in The Alliance of Dictators for Highest Drug Use, scoring 301.8 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.

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Most Avoided: 1stHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 9thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 9thMost Corrupt Governments: 9thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 10thLargest Insurance Industry: 12thLargest Mining Sector: 15thFattest Citizens: 16thHighest Average Incomes: 28thHighest Economic Output: 28thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 29thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 31stMost Secular: 31stLargest Retail Industry: 34thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 36thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 36thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 97thLargest Agricultural Sector: 105thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 136thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 149thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 158thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 175thLargest Governments: 359thLowest Crime Rates: 398thRudest Citizens: 416thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 563rdMost Ignorant Citizens: 877thLargest Gambling Industry: 891stLargest Populations: 1,042ndTop
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Most Efficient Economies: 1,838thMost Armed: 1,921stMost Stationary: 2,200thMost Extreme: 2,380thLargest Information Technology Sector: 2,775thLargest Black Market: 2,969thMost Conservative: 3,047thHighest Drug Use: 4,319thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 5,450thMost Influential: 6,762ndMost Pro-Market: 8,534thTop
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Largest Publishing Industry: 14,494thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 15,123rd
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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionMost Secular: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 2nd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 2nd in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 2nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 2nd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2nd in the regionTop
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Largest Soda Pop Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Populations: 3rd in the regionMost Armed: 4th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 4th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 5th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 5th in the regionMost Extreme: 5th in the regionLargest Governments: 6th in the regionMost Stationary: 7th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 8th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 8th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 10th in the regionTop
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Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 12th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 17th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 17th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 19th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : East Borland was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Pro-Market.
  • : Following new legislation in East Borland, it is illegal to liberate slaves.
  • : Following new legislation in East Borland, mining is the nation's most dangerous occupation.
  • : Following new legislation in East Borland, criminals are executed and their property seized.
  • : Following new legislation in East Borland, the number of children one can have is restricted by law.
  • : Following new legislation in East Borland, the public health bureaucracy is wrapped in miles of red tape.
  • : Following new legislation in East Borland, homes have been banned from having any more than one wheel.
  • : Following new legislation in East Borland, blasphemers and government critics often die in very unusual and unlikely accidents.
  • : Following new legislation in East Borland, once-popular honeymoon destinations have become ghosts towns due to a lack of visitors.
  • : Following new legislation in East Borland, East Borland is increasingly belligerent on the international stage.

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