The Exalted Supremacy of
Corporate Police State
Crush Their Spirits and You Will Control Their Minds
Regional Influence
Minnow
Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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The Exalted Supremacy of East Borland is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by His Supreme Eminence with an iron fist, and remarkable for its prohibition of alcohol, ubiquitous missile silos, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 24.509 billion East Borlandists are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The tiny, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order also on the agenda, while Environment and Social Policy are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Lair. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient East Borlandian economy, worth an astonishing 17,650 trillion Slaves a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Automobile Manufacturing, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is a breathtaking 720,168 Slaves, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 3,649,945 per year while the poor average 78,824, a ratio of 46.3 to 1.

The government seizes all major gold finds, foreign nationals are widely distrusted, The Lair is a police state during international summits, and the country is preparing for war. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force. East Borland's national animal is the Gila Monster, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Oppression.

East Borland is ranked 201st in The Alliance of Dictators and 130,480th in the world for Happiest Citizens, scoring -45 on the Relative Cheerfulness Rating.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in East Borland, the country is preparing for war.
  • : Following new legislation in East Borland, The Lair is a police state during international summits.
  • : Following new legislation in East Borland, foreign nationals are widely distrusted.
  • : Following new legislation in East Borland, the government seizes all major gold finds.
  • : Following new legislation in East Borland, fancy dress parties are raided by military police for new recruits.
  • : Following new legislation in East Borland, nursing mothers are often arrested for indecent exposure.
  • : Following new legislation in East Borland, the Gila Monster is believed to be extinct.
  • : Following new legislation in East Borland, new urban roads are threatening city parks.
  • : Following new legislation in East Borland, the nation has declared war on all passing comets.
  • : Following new legislation in East Borland, skateboarding is punishable by heavy fines.

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