The Exalted Supremacy of
Corporate Police State
Crush Their Spirits and You Will Control Their Minds
Regional Influence
Minnow
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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The Exalted Supremacy of East Borland is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by His Supreme Eminence with an iron fist, and renowned for its prohibition of alcohol, suspicion of poets, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 23.713 billion East Borlandists are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The tiny, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order also on the agenda, while Social Policy and Environment are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Lair. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient East Borlandian economy, worth an astonishing 16,799 trillion Slaves a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Automobile Manufacturing, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is a breathtaking 708,471 Slaves, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 4,051,001 per year while the poor average 59,920, a ratio of 67.6 to 1.

Vets have been drafted in to help "fix" those who fail the parental license exam, The Lair is a police state during international summits, environmental protestors are being rounded up and taken away in sinister black vans as a massive land development campaign gets underway, and political activists are routinely executed. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force. East Borland's national animal is the Gila Monster, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Oppression.

East Borland is ranked 204th in The Alliance of Dictators and 140,776th in the world for Least Corrupt Governments, scoring -1,952 on the Inverse Mugabe Relativity Rating.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 7 hours ago

  • 8 hours ago: Following new legislation in East Borland, political activists are routinely executed.
  • 20 hours ago: Following new legislation in East Borland, environmental protestors are being rounded up and taken away in sinister black vans as a massive land development campaign gets underway.
  • 1 day 8 hours ago: Following new legislation in East Borland, The Lair is a police state during international summits.
  • 1 day 20 hours ago: Following new legislation in East Borland, vets have been drafted in to help "fix" those who fail the parental license exam.
  • 2 days 8 hours ago: Following new legislation in East Borland, fancy dress parties are raided by military police for new recruits.
  • 2 days 20 hours ago: Following new legislation in East Borland, homeowners are evicted to make way for new runways.
  • 3 days 8 hours ago: Following new legislation in East Borland, the nation's official head of religious affairs is an atheist.
  • 3 days 20 hours ago: Following new legislation in East Borland, theoretical science is only theoretical.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in East Borland, urban high-volume mailers now receive their mail via chauffeur-driven limousines.
  • 4 days ago: East Borland was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides.

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