The Exalted Supremacy of
Corporate Police State
Crush Their Spirits and You Will Control Their Minds
Regional Influence
Minnow
Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

Overview People Government Economy Trend Analysis

The Exalted Supremacy of East Borland is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by His Supreme Eminence with an iron fist, and renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, sprawling nuclear power plants, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 23.892 billion East Borlandists are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The tiny, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order is also considered important, while Social Policy and Environment aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Lair. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient East Borlandian economy, worth an astonishing 16,984 trillion Slaves a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Automobile Manufacturing, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is a breathtaking 710,885 Slaves, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 3,235,255 per year while the poor average 95,492, a ratio of 33.9 to 1.

Builders spend more time negotiating "tasteful architecture" than on actual construction, the Coast Guard is pioneering a quixotic program to train fish, cheap and tasteless vegetables flood the markets, and curtailed social programs have left many citizens bereft of any safety net. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force. East Borland's national animal is the Gila Monster, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Oppression.

East Borland is ranked 220th in The Alliance of Dictators and 146,868th in the world for Most Rebellious Youth, scoring -700 on the Stark-Dean Displacement Index.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 17 hours ago

  • 6 hours ago: Following new legislation in East Borland, curtailed social programs have left many citizens bereft of any safety net.
  • 18 hours ago: Following new legislation in East Borland, cheap and tasteless vegetables flood the markets.
  • 1 day 4 hours ago: East Borland was ranked #1 in the world for Shortest Average Lifespan (last census: Top 1%).
  • 1 day 6 hours ago: Following new legislation in East Borland, the Coast Guard is pioneering a quixotic program to train fish.
  • 1 day 18 hours ago: Following new legislation in East Borland, builders spend more time negotiating "tasteful architecture" than on actual construction.
  • 2 days 6 hours ago: Following new legislation in East Borland, naturists are jailed regularly for indecent exposure.
  • 3 days 6 hours ago: Following new legislation in East Borland, forecasts predict rains of loose lead and mortar shells for the next six weeks.
  • 3 days 18 hours ago: Following new legislation in East Borland, one-stop superstores divide and conquer family businesses.
  • 4 days ago: East Borland fell out of the world Top 10% for Most Pro-Market.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in East Borland, Animal Liberationists are regularly jailed.

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