Most Avoided: 1st Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st Most Corrupt Governments: 8th
The Exalted Supremacy of
Corporate Police State
Crush Their Spirits and You Will Control Their Minds
Regional Influence
Apprentice
Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

Overview People Government Economy Rank Trend

The Exalted Supremacy of East Borland is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by His Supreme Eminence with an iron fist, and notable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, vat-grown people, and aversion to nipples. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 26.339 billion East Borlandists are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The minute, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government, or what there is of one, is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, with Environment and Social Policy not funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Lair. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient East Borlandian economy, worth an astonishing 19,881 trillion Slaves a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Automobile Manufacturing, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is a breathtaking 754,817 Slaves, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 4,243,467 per year while the poor average 66,343, a ratio of 64.0 to 1.

Barges of dissidents are being "reeducated through water therapy" in the South Gila Monster Sea, a large percentage of the poor live from cradle to grave in subterranean wage slavery, there has been a series of riots between local cannibals and health food advocates, and major corporations receive tax breaks for no apparent reason. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. East Borland's national animal is the Gila Monster, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Oppression.

East Borland is ranked 148,934th in the world and 210th in The Alliance of Dictators for Smartest Citizens, with 0.36 Quips Per Hour.

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Most Avoided: 1stHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1stMost Corrupt Governments: 8thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 9thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 12thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 13thLargest Insurance Industry: 14thFattest Citizens: 14thLargest Mining Sector: 14thHighest Average Incomes: 28thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 28thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 28thMost Secular: 28thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 30thHighest Economic Output: 30thLargest Retail Industry: 35thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 39thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 95thLargest Agricultural Sector: 96thRudest Citizens: 119thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 149thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 156thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 170thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 175thLowest Crime Rates: 394thLargest Governments: 426thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 556thLargest Gambling Industry: 845thMost Ignorant Citizens: 867thLargest Populations: 1,039thMost Conservative: 1,276thTop
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Most Efficient Economies: 1,832ndMost Stationary: 2,179thMost Extreme: 2,528thLargest Information Technology Sector: 2,829thLargest Black Market: 2,996thMost Armed: 3,250thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 4,870thMost Influential: 6,750thMost Pro-Market: 7,197thTop
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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 12,677thLargest Publishing Industry: 14,547thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 14,924th
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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionMost Secular: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 2nd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 2nd in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 2nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 2nd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2nd in the regionTop
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Largest Soda Pop Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Populations: 3rd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 5th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 5th in the regionMost Stationary: 7th in the regionLargest Governments: 7th in the regionMost Armed: 7th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 7th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 8th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 8th in the regionTop
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Lowest Crime Rates: 11th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 11th in the regionMost Extreme: 12th in the regionMost Conservative: 13th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 14th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 18th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 21st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : East Borland was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Conservative.
  • : Following new legislation in East Borland, major corporations receive tax breaks for no apparent reason.
  • : Following new legislation in East Borland, there has been a series of riots between local cannibals and health food advocates.
  • : Following new legislation in East Borland, a large percentage of the poor live from cradle to grave in subterranean wage slavery.
  • : East Borland was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens.
  • : Following new legislation in East Borland, barges of dissidents are being "reeducated through water therapy" in the South Gila Monster Sea.
  • : Following new legislation in East Borland, colonial citizens are forced to sing the praise of the "Great East Borlandian Liberator".
  • : Following new legislation in East Borland, tardiness has increased after carpooling was classified as a criminal offense.
  • : Following new legislation in East Borland, terrified tympanists are finding themselves on the front lines armed only with kettledrums.
  • : Following new legislation in East Borland, hammering a nail into a wall is an effective death sentence.

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