Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st Most Avoided: 1st Largest Manufacturing Sector: 6th
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The Exalted Supremacy of East Borland is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by His Supreme Eminence with an iron fist, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, complete lack of public education, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 26.856 billion East Borlandists are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The minute, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government, or what there is of one, is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, with Environment and Social Policy not funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Lair. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient East Borlandian economy, worth an astonishing 20,066 trillion Slaves a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Automobile Manufacturing, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is a breathtaking 747,203 Slaves, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 4,600,112 per year while the poor average 52,870, a ratio of 87.0 to 1.

Penurious citizens die from easily remedied ailments because they aren't 'taking enough initiative', 'dead men tell no tales' is a valid legal defense, pro-democracy protesters are shot on sight by state police, and fur coats have become the latest fashion trend. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. East Borland's national animal is the Gila Monster, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Oppression.

East Borland is ranked 91st in the world and 2nd in The Alliance of Dictators for Largest Agricultural Sector, scoring 26,705.42 on the Mu-Bah-Daggs Productivity Index.

Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 1stMost Avoided: 1stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 6thMost Corrupt Governments: 8thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 8thLargest Mining Sector: 12thLargest Insurance Industry: 12thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 23rdMost Secular: 24thLargest Retail Industry: 25thFattest Citizens: 25thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 27thHighest Economic Output: 30thHighest Average Incomes: 30thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 35thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 41stLargest Agricultural Sector: 91stLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 94thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 147thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 156thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 161stRudest Citizens: 188thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 271stLowest Crime Rates: 400thLargest Governments: 414thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 528thMost Ignorant Citizens: 563rdMost Conservative: 584thLargest Gambling Industry: 624thLargest Populations: 1,017thTop
Most Armed: 1,571stMost Efficient Economies: 1,799thHighest Drug Use: 2,045thMost Stationary: 2,084thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2,107thMost Extreme: 2,348thLargest Information Technology Sector: 2,850thLargest Black Market: 3,128thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 5,188thMost Influential: 6,446thMost Pro-Market: 6,858thTop
Largest Publishing Industry: 14,820th
Rudest Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1st in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionMost Secular: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionTop
Largest Cheese Export Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 2nd in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 2nd in the regionMost Armed: 2nd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 2nd in the regionLargest Populations: 2nd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 4th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 4th in the regionMost Extreme: 5th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 5th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 5th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 6th in the regionLargest Governments: 6th in the regionMost Stationary: 7th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 7th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 7th in the regionMost Conservative: 8th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 8th in the regionTop
Most Pro-Market: 10th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 10th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 12th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 19th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in East Borland, fur coats have become the latest fashion trend.
  • : Following new legislation in East Borland, pro-democracy protesters are shot on sight by state police.
  • : Following new legislation in East Borland, 'dead men tell no tales' is a valid legal defense.
  • : Following new legislation in East Borland, penurious citizens die from easily remedied ailments because they aren't 'taking enough initiative'.
  • : East Borland was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Armed.
  • : Following new legislation in East Borland, the newly revamped army is so eager for action that it has trouble keeping the peace.
  • : Following new legislation in East Borland, the commercialisation of highly deadly weapons has instilled East Borland with a very polite populace.
  • : Following new legislation in East Borland, organ donation is compulsory.
  • : Following new legislation in East Borland, all citizens are solely referenced by their allocated identity number.
  • : Following new legislation in East Borland, The Lair is a police state during international summits.


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