The Exalted Supremacy of
Corporate Police State
Crush Their Spirits and You Will Control Their Minds
Regional Influence
Apprentice
Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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The Exalted Supremacy of East Borland is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by His Supreme Eminence with an iron fist, and remarkable for its frequent executions, parental licensing program, and flagrant waste-dumping. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 25.468 billion East Borlandists are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The tiny, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, with Environment and Social Policy not funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Lair. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient East Borlandian economy, worth an astonishing 18,387 trillion Slaves a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Automobile Manufacturing, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is a breathtaking 721,994 Slaves, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 3,744,298 per year while the poor average 75,432, a ratio of 49.6 to 1.

Poets and writers are regularly rounded up and shot for entertainment, the native owl population is in permanent hibernation, every citizen must submit to DNA testing to be eliminated from police inquiries, and skateboarding is punishable by heavy fines. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. East Borland's national animal is the Gila Monster, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Oppression.

East Borland is ranked 202nd in The Alliance of Dictators and 143,347th in the world for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring -1,982 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in East Borland, skateboarding is punishable by heavy fines.
  • : Following new legislation in East Borland, every citizen must submit to DNA testing to be eliminated from police inquiries.
  • : Following new legislation in East Borland, the native owl population is in permanent hibernation.
  • : Following new legislation in East Borland, poets and writers are regularly rounded up and shot for entertainment.
  • : Following new legislation in East Borland, the public health bureaucracy is wrapped in miles of red tape.
  • : Following new legislation in East Borland, charity no longer begins at home.
  • : Following new legislation in East Borland, an increasingly villainous series of sports coaches are demanding the national mascot's true identity.
  • : Following new legislation in East Borland, military service is compulsory.
  • : Following new legislation in East Borland, reporters sent to cover suspected UFO visits come back with stories about quilting bees.
  • : Following new legislation in East Borland, the populace harbors a fierce hatred of the metric system.

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