Most Avoided: 1st Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st Largest Manufacturing Sector: 5th
The Exalted Supremacy of
Corporate Police State
Crush Their Spirits and You Will Control Their Minds
Regional Influence
Apprentice
Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

Overview People Government Economy Rank Trend

The Exalted Supremacy of East Borland is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by His Supreme Eminence with an iron fist, and remarkable for its triple-decker prams, anti-smoking policies, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 27.279 billion East Borlandists are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The minute, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government, or what there is of one, is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, with Environment and Social Policy not funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Lair. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient East Borlandian economy, worth an astonishing 20,658 trillion Slaves a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Automobile Manufacturing, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is a breathtaking 757,288 Slaves, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 3,446,434 per year while the poor average 101,725, a ratio of 33.9 to 1.

Women are ordered home to reproduce for the glory of the Exalted Supremacy, public loudspeakers constantly tell citizens they are "happy people", the populace harbors a fierce hatred of the metric system, and His Supreme Eminence's relatives have been married into the royal families of foreign nations against their will. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. East Borland's national animal is the Gila Monster, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Oppression.

East Borland is ranked 177,975th in the world and 251st in The Alliance of Dictators for Least Corrupt Governments, with 0.59 Percentage Of Bribes Refused.

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Most Avoided: 1stHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 5thMost Corrupt Governments: 7thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 8thLargest Insurance Industry: 11thLargest Mining Sector: 11thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 23rdFattest Citizens: 24thMost Secular: 26thHighest Economic Output: 28thHighest Average Incomes: 30thLargest Retail Industry: 30thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 33rdLowest Overall Tax Burden: 37thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 61stLargest Agricultural Sector: 88thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 93rdRudest Citizens: 102ndLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 152ndLargest Cheese Export Sector: 163rdMost Advanced Defense Forces: 191stHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 331stMost Conservative: 332ndLowest Crime Rates: 347thMost Ignorant Citizens: 415thLargest Governments: 420thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 507thLargest Gambling Industry: 581stLargest Populations: 992ndMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,664thTop
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Most Efficient Economies: 1,787thMost Stationary: 1,973rdMost Armed: 2,424thLargest Black Market: 3,111thLargest Information Technology Sector: 3,116thMost Extreme: 5,213thMost Influential: 6,377thHighest Poor Incomes: 6,858thTop
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Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 10,388thLargest Publishing Industry: 15,480thMost Authoritarian: 17,074th
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Fattest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1st in the regionMost Secular: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Conservative: 1st in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 2nd in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 2nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 2nd in the regionLargest Populations: 2nd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2nd in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionTop
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Most Ignorant Citizens: 3rd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3rd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 3rd in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 4th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 5th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 6th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 6th in the regionMost Armed: 6th in the regionMost Stationary: 6th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 7th in the regionLargest Governments: 8th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 10th in the regionTop
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Most Extreme: 22nd in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 22nd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 25th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 25th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in East Borland, His Supreme Eminence's relatives have been married into the royal families of foreign nations against their will.
  • : Following new legislation in East Borland, the populace harbors a fierce hatred of the metric system.
  • : Following new legislation in East Borland, public loudspeakers constantly tell citizens they are "happy people".
  • : Following new legislation in East Borland, women are ordered home to reproduce for the glory of the Exalted Supremacy.
  • : East Borland was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Efficient Economies and the Top 5% for Highest Poor Incomes.
  • : Following new legislation in East Borland, cubicles often double as graves as citizens literally work themselves to death.
  • : Following new legislation in East Borland, environmental protestors are being rounded up and taken away in sinister black vans as a massive land development campaign gets underway.
  • : Following new legislation in East Borland, cheap and tasteless vegetables flood the markets.
  • : Following new legislation in East Borland, fathers are free to sell their daughters to whomever they choose.
  • : East Borland was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Pro-Market.

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