The Exalted Supremacy of
Corporate Police State
Crush Their Spirits and You Will Control Their Minds
Regional Influence
Minnow
Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

Overview People Government Economy Trend Analysis

The Exalted Supremacy of East Borland is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by His Supreme Eminence with an iron fist, and renowned for its closed borders, barren, inhospitable landscape, and avowedly heterosexual populace. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 24.165 billion East Borlandists are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The tiny, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order also on the agenda, while Social Policy and Environment receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Lair. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient East Borlandian economy, worth an astonishing 17,251 trillion Slaves a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Automobile Manufacturing, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is a breathtaking 713,917 Slaves, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 3,387,309 per year while the poor average 88,795, a ratio of 38.1 to 1.

Obesity is a thing of the past due to the nation's sickening cuisine, the nation has recently been attributed to the funding of terrorist organisations, fur coats have become the latest fashion trend, and drug-related crimes carry the death penalty. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force. East Borland's national animal is the Gila Monster, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Oppression.

East Borland is ranked 199th in The Alliance of Dictators and 127,801st in the world for Best Weather, with -8,315 Metres of Sunlight Above Expected.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 5 hours ago

  • 11 hours ago: Following new legislation in East Borland, drug-related crimes carry the death penalty.
  • 23 hours ago: Following new legislation in East Borland, fur coats have become the latest fashion trend.
  • 1 day 11 hours ago: Following new legislation in East Borland, the nation has recently been attributed to the funding of terrorist organisations.
  • 1 day 23 hours ago: Following new legislation in East Borland, obesity is a thing of the past due to the nation's sickening cuisine.
  • 2 days 11 hours ago: Following new legislation in East Borland, people regularly disappear off the streets and all evidence of them is destroyed.
  • 2 days 23 hours ago: Following new legislation in East Borland, only government officials may operate computers.
  • 3 days 11 hours ago: Following new legislation in East Borland, East Borland has become a gigantic dustbowl filled with tourists and mean desperados.
  • 3 days 23 hours ago: Following new legislation in East Borland, several citizens have complained about scientists abducting their pets for experimentation.
  • 4 days ago: East Borland was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Publishing Industry (last census: Top 1%).
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in East Borland, Harry Potter books are banned.

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