Most Avoided: 1st Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st Largest Manufacturing Sector: 8th
The Exalted Supremacy of
Corporate Police State
Crush Their Spirits and You Will Control Their Minds
Regional Influence
Apprentice
Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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The Exalted Supremacy of East Borland is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by His Supreme Eminence with an iron fist, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, avowedly heterosexual populace, and complete lack of public education. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 26.672 billion East Borlandists are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The minute, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government, or what there is of one, is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, with Environment and Social Policy not funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Lair. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient East Borlandian economy, worth an astonishing 19,835 trillion Slaves a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Automobile Manufacturing, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is a breathtaking 743,694 Slaves, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 4,877,763 per year while the poor average 44,399, a ratio of 109 to 1.

The Great East Borland Desert is reputedly the most uninhabitable place in the region, a National Academy regulates grammar and usage, scenic mountain valleys are flooded with water as damming projects get underway, and it's a common sight to see angry commuters with grenade launchers mounted on their vehicles. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. East Borland's national animal is the Gila Monster, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Oppression.

East Borland is ranked 155,836th in the world and 213th in The Alliance of Dictators for Most Popular Tourist Destinations, with 1.56 Tourists Per Hour.

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Most Avoided: 1stHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 8thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 8thMost Corrupt Governments: 8thLargest Insurance Industry: 11thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 13thLargest Mining Sector: 13thFattest Citizens: 24thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 25thLargest Retail Industry: 26thMost Secular: 27thHighest Average Incomes: 30thHighest Economic Output: 30thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 34thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 41stLargest Agricultural Sector: 87thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 87thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 136thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 154thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 156thRudest Citizens: 172ndHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 243rdLowest Crime Rates: 414thLargest Governments: 426thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 519thMost Ignorant Citizens: 673rdLargest Gambling Industry: 692ndLargest Populations: 1,028thMost Armed: 1,555thTop
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Most Conservative: 1,794thMost Efficient Economies: 1,814thMost Stationary: 2,113thMost Extreme: 2,505thLargest Information Technology Sector: 2,680thLargest Black Market: 3,097thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3,215thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 4,339thMost Pro-Market: 5,742ndMost Influential: 6,741stTop
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Largest Publishing Industry: 14,815th
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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 1st in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionMost Secular: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 2nd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 2nd in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 2nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 2nd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2nd in the regionTop
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Largest Soda Pop Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Populations: 3rd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 5th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 5th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 5th in the regionLargest Governments: 6th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 6th in the regionMost Extreme: 6th in the regionMost Stationary: 7th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 8th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 9th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 10th in the regionTop
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Most Pro-Market: 11th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 14th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 19th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 19th in the regionMost Conservative: 21st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in East Borland, it's a common sight to see angry commuters with grenade launchers mounted on their vehicles.
  • : Following new legislation in East Borland, scenic mountain valleys are flooded with water as damming projects get underway.
  • : Following new legislation in East Borland, a National Academy regulates grammar and usage.
  • : Following new legislation in East Borland, the Great East Borland Desert is reputedly the most uninhabitable place in the region.
  • : Following new legislation in East Borland, the automobile industry is sitting up and taking notice of the new 24 hour race events... as are the track's sleepless neighbours.
  • : Following new legislation in East Borland, once-popular honeymoon destinations have become ghosts towns due to a lack of visitors.
  • : Following new legislation in East Borland, forecasts predict rains of loose lead and mortar shells for the next six weeks.
  • : Following new legislation in East Borland, drug-related crimes carry the death penalty.
  • : Following new legislation in East Borland, scenic tours are unheard of after most environmental laws were abolished.
  • : Following new legislation in East Borland, police drones follow every suspected Peeping Tom.

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