Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st Most Avoided: 2nd Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 8th
The Exalted Supremacy of
Corporate Police State
Crush Their Spirits and You Will Control Their Minds
Regional Influence
Apprentice
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

Overview People Government Economy Rank Trend

The Exalted Supremacy of East Borland is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by His Supreme Eminence with an iron fist, and remarkable for its parental licensing program, complete lack of public education, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 25.982 billion East Borlandists are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The minute, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government, or what there is of one, is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, with Environment and Social Policy not funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Lair. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient East Borlandian economy, worth an astonishing 19,433 trillion Slaves a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Automobile Manufacturing, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is a breathtaking 747,941 Slaves, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 3,697,334 per year while the poor average 85,998, a ratio of 43.0 to 1.

Criminals are executed and their property seized, every citizen must submit to DNA testing to be eliminated from police inquiries, children often kick Gila Monsters for amusement, and thousands of former welfare recipients are in a revolutionary uproar as the rest of society is enjoying a hefty tax break. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. East Borland's national animal is the Gila Monster, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Oppression.

East Borland is ranked 173,962nd in the world and 191st in The Alliance of Dictators for Most Primitive, scoring -175.83 on the Scary Big Number Scale.

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Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 1stMost Avoided: 2ndLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 8thMost Corrupt Governments: 9thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 10thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 10thLargest Insurance Industry: 13thLargest Mining Sector: 15thFattest Citizens: 16thMost Secular: 27thHighest Average Incomes: 28thHighest Economic Output: 28thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 31stLargest Retail Industry: 36thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 37thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 40thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 40thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 95thLargest Agricultural Sector: 98thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 123rdLargest Cheese Export Sector: 139thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 151stHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 193rdLargest Governments: 303rdLowest Crime Rates: 384thRudest Citizens: 477thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 553rdMost Ignorant Citizens: 976thLargest Gambling Industry: 984thLargest Populations: 1,034thMost Efficient Economies: 1,845thTop
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Highest Drug Use: 1,962ndMost Stationary: 2,230thLargest Information Technology Sector: 2,729thLargest Black Market: 2,911thMost Extreme: 4,212thMost Conservative: 5,663rdMost Influential: 6,654thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 7,541stHighest Poor Incomes: 9,511thTop
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Most Armed: 12,570thLargest Publishing Industry: 13,773rdMost Pro-Market: 15,097thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 15,300th
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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionMost Secular: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 2nd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 2nd in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 2nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 2nd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2nd in the regionTop
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Largest Soda Pop Sector: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 3rd in the regionLargest Populations: 3rd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 5th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 5th in the regionLargest Governments: 6th in the regionMost Stationary: 7th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 8th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 8th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 10th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 11th in the regionTop
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Most Extreme: 14th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 17th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 20th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 20th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 21st in the regionMost Armed: 22nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in East Borland, thousands of former welfare recipients are in a revolutionary uproar as the rest of society is enjoying a hefty tax break.
  • : Following new legislation in East Borland, children often kick Gila Monsters for amusement.
  • : Following new legislation in East Borland, every citizen must submit to DNA testing to be eliminated from police inquiries.
  • : Following new legislation in East Borland, criminals are executed and their property seized.
  • : Following new legislation in East Borland, motorists' locations are constantly tracked by intelligence and law enforcement agencies.
  • : Following new legislation in East Borland, barges of dissidents are being "reeducated through water therapy" in the South Gila Monster Sea.
  • : Following new legislation in East Borland, protests are prohibited from blocking traffic.
  • : Following new legislation in East Borland, tumbleweeds made of litter adorn city streets.
  • : Following new legislation in East Borland, government police forces protect public schools from the threat of protest.
  • : Following new legislation in East Borland, healthcare funding has been cut.

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