The Exalted Supremacy of
Corporate Police State
Crush Their Spirits and You Will Control Their Minds
Regional Influence
Minnow
Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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The Exalted Supremacy of East Borland is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by His Supreme Eminence with an iron fist, and renowned for its enslaved workforce, ubiquitous missile silos, and complete lack of public education. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 24.341 billion East Borlandists are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The tiny, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order is also considered important, while Environment and Social Policy are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Lair. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient East Borlandian economy, worth an astonishing 17,491 trillion Slaves a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Automobile Manufacturing, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is a breathtaking 718,596 Slaves, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 4,108,898 per year while the poor average 60,776, a ratio of 67.6 to 1.

Drug distribution is tightly controlled by the government, families are only permitted to have one child, citizens living in underground cities have developed a healthy green glow, and charity no longer begins at home. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force. East Borland's national animal is the Gila Monster, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Oppression.

East Borland is ranked 202nd in The Alliance of Dictators and 119,255th in the world for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring -1,899 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in East Borland, charity no longer begins at home.
  • : Following new legislation in East Borland, citizens living in underground cities have developed a healthy green glow.
  • : Following new legislation in East Borland, families are only permitted to have one child.
  • : Following new legislation in East Borland, drug distribution is tightly controlled by the government.
  • : Following new legislation in East Borland, the Great East Borland Desert is reputedly the most uninhabitable place in the region.
  • : Following new legislation in East Borland, the alarmingly racist TV show 'Bigtopians Say the Darndest Things' is a hit.
  • : Following new legislation in East Borland, homeless people can be found sleeping on streets in front of unoccupied second homes.
  • : Following new legislation in East Borland, protests are prohibited from blocking traffic.
  • : East Borland was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Subsidized Industry.
  • : Following new legislation in East Borland, businesses often fire workers in favour of cheaper automatic systems.

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