The Exalted Supremacy of
Corporate Police State
Crush Their Spirits and You Will Control Their Minds
Regional Influence
Minnow
Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

Overview People Government Economy Trend Analysis

The Exalted Supremacy of East Borland is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by His Supreme Eminence with an iron fist, and renowned for its strictly enforced bedtime, compulsory military service, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 23.563 billion East Borlandists are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The tiny, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order is also considered important, while Social Policy and Environment aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Lair. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient East Borlandian economy, worth an astonishing 16,608 trillion Slaves a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Automobile Manufacturing, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is a breathtaking 704,841 Slaves, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 4,136,304 per year while the poor average 56,106, a ratio of 73.7 to 1.

The mob and the police have recently had numerous clashes in the back alleys of East Borland's cities due to the government's steadfast anti-casino stance, His Supreme Eminence claims to be the epitome of family values, cities are engulfed by smog, and ethnic minorities are often refused admission to some of the nation's best schools. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force. East Borland's national animal is the Gila Monster, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Oppression.

East Borland is ranked 212th in The Alliance of Dictators and 144,663rd in the world for Most Rebellious Youth, scoring -688 on the Stark-Dean Displacement Index.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 2 hours ago

  • 8 hours ago: Following new legislation in East Borland, ethnic minorities are often refused admission to some of the nation's best schools.
  • 20 hours ago: Following new legislation in East Borland, cities are engulfed by smog.
  • 1 day 6 hours ago: East Borland was ranked in the Top 1% of the region for Largest Soda Pop Sector (last census: #1).
  • 1 day 8 hours ago: Following new legislation in East Borland, His Supreme Eminence claims to be the epitome of family values.
  • 1 day 20 hours ago: Following new legislation in East Borland, the mob and the police have recently had numerous clashes in the back alleys of East Borland's cities due to the government's steadfast anti-casino stance.
  • 2 days 8 hours ago: Following new legislation in East Borland, citizens living in underground cities have developed a healthy green glow.
  • 2 days 20 hours ago: Following new legislation in East Borland, the nation's new foreign policy of 'very disproportionate retribution' has its neighbors on edge.
  • 3 days 8 hours ago: Following new legislation in East Borland, people regularly disappear off the streets and all evidence of them is destroyed.
  • 3 days 20 hours ago: Following new legislation in East Borland, East Borland-made cars tend to catch fire in people's driveways.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in East Borland, senior citizens can usually be found doing heavy manual labour.

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