Most Avoided: 1st Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st Largest Manufacturing Sector: 8th
The Exalted Supremacy of
Corporate Police State
Crush Their Spirits and You Will Control Their Minds
Regional Influence
Apprentice
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

Overview People Government Economy Rank Trend

The Exalted Supremacy of East Borland is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by His Supreme Eminence with an iron fist, and remarkable for its pith helmet sales, sprawling nuclear power plants, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 26.505 billion East Borlandists are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The minute, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government, or what there is of one, is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, with Environment and Social Policy not funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Lair. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient East Borlandian economy, worth an astonishing 19,612 trillion Slaves a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Automobile Manufacturing, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is a breathtaking 739,945 Slaves, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 4,013,703 per year while the poor average 70,354, a ratio of 57.1 to 1.

Whales in captivity live in little more than glorified goldfish bowls, ethnic minorities are often refused admission to some of the nation's best schools, gossip magazines have been replaced by mask catalogs, and The Lair is a police state during international summits. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. East Borland's national animal is the Gila Monster, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Oppression.

East Borland is ranked 29th in the world and 2nd in The Alliance of Dictators for Highest Average Incomes, with 739,945.4 Standard Monetary Units.

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Most Avoided: 1stHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 8thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 8thMost Corrupt Governments: 8thLargest Insurance Industry: 12thLargest Mining Sector: 13thMost Secular: 24thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 26thFattest Citizens: 28thHighest Average Incomes: 29thLargest Retail Industry: 31stHighest Economic Output: 31stHighest Wealthy Incomes: 35thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 35thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 41stRudest Citizens: 75thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 88thLargest Agricultural Sector: 91stLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 130thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 148thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 156thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 247thLowest Crime Rates: 373rdLargest Governments: 404thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 514thLargest Gambling Industry: 725thMost Ignorant Citizens: 817thLargest Populations: 1,033rdTop
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Most Efficient Economies: 1,795thMost Stationary: 2,137thLargest Information Technology Sector: 2,644thLargest Black Market: 3,052ndMost Armed: 3,760thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 4,481stMost Conservative: 4,640thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 5,910thMost Extreme: 6,198thMost Influential: 6,729thTop
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Most Pro-Market: 9,423rdLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 13,935thLargest Publishing Industry: 14,084th
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Fattest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionMost Secular: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 2nd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2nd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 2nd in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 2nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 2nd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2nd in the regionTop
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Largest Soda Pop Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Populations: 3rd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 5th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 5th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 5th in the regionLargest Governments: 6th in the regionMost Stationary: 7th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 7th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 7th in the regionMost Armed: 8th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 10th in the regionTop
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Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 18th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 19th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 20th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 21st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in East Borland, The Lair is a police state during international summits.
  • : Following new legislation in East Borland, gossip magazines have been replaced by mask catalogs.
  • : Following new legislation in East Borland, ethnic minorities are often refused admission to some of the nation's best schools.
  • : Following new legislation in East Borland, whales in captivity live in little more than glorified goldfish bowls.
  • : East Borland was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes.
  • : Following new legislation in East Borland, citizens who become homeless are immediately executed.
  • : Following new legislation in East Borland, young children are regularly seen wagering pocket money at blackjack tables.
  • : Following new legislation in East Borland, the country has been 'going shopping' by annexing nearby nations for their resources.
  • : Following new legislation in East Borland, the Gila Monster is believed to be extinct.
  • : Following new legislation in East Borland, soldiers are equipped with multi-million Slave battlesuits.

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