Most Influential: 15th Rudest Citizens: 38th Largest Soda Pop Sector: 39th
The United States of
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The United States of Earth Federation is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by ATLAS Artificial Intelligence with an even hand, and remarkable for its anti-smoking policies, enslaved workforce, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 10.027 billion Terrans enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

The minute, corrupt, liberal, pro-business government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New York. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Terran economy, worth a remarkable 5,524 trillion Credits a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Gambling, and Soda Sales. Average income is a breathtaking 550,943 Credits, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 3,748,285 per year while the poor average 29,542, a ratio of 126 to 1.

The government spends more on chasing distant comets than on basic infrastructure, citizens drive tank-like vehicles with mounted machine guns, schools offer a range of lessons in subjects as diverse as The Economics of Bullying for Lunch Money, and almost all of Earth Federation's water is piped into the country from abroad for exorbitant prices. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, probably because of the absence of a police force. Earth Federation's national animal is the Dragon, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Earth Federation is ranked 65,387th in the world and 1,025th in 10000 Islands for Highest Poor Incomes, with 29,542.04 Standard Monetary Units.

Most Influential: 15thRudest Citizens: 38thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 39thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 41stLowest Overall Tax Burden: 42ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 47thMost Armed: 55thFattest Citizens: 60thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 70thLargest Gambling Industry: 76thHighest Crime Rates: 88thLargest Retail Industry: 89thHighest Average Incomes: 98thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 108thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 113thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 122ndMost Avoided: 128thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 148thMost Secular: 165thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 212thLargest Information Technology Sector: 215thMost Rebellious Youth: 238thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 242ndLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 246thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 258thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 262ndLargest Insurance Industry: 276thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 373rdMost Efficient Economies: 514thLargest Mining Sector: 612thHighest Economic Output: 705thMost Corrupt Governments: 726thLargest Publishing Industry: 1,335thSmartest Citizens: 1,341stTop
Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,515thLargest Agricultural Sector: 1,711thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 2,972ndMost Stationary: 3,048thMost Pro-Market: 3,973rdMost Cultured: 6,014thLargest Black Market: 6,218thNudest: 6,510thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 6,609thTop
Largest Populations: 11,280thHighest Drug Use: 14,018th
Largest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1st in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 2nd in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 2nd in the regionRudest Citizens: 2nd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 2nd in the regionMost Avoided: 2nd in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 2nd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2nd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2nd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 3rd in the regionMost Armed: 3rd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 3rd in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 3rd in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 4th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 5th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 5th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 5th in the regionMost Secular: 5th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 6th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 7th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 9th in the regionMost Influential: 9th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 9th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 16th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 16th in the regionTop
Largest Agricultural Sector: 18th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 18th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 19th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 20th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 24th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 34th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 43rd in the regionMost Stationary: 47th in the regionLargest Black Market: 52nd in the regionNudest: 77th in the regionTop
Most Extensive Civil Rights: 99th in the regionLargest Populations: 132nd in the regionMost Cultured: 142nd in the regionHighest Drug Use: 166th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Earth Federation was endorsed by The Kingdom of Rabbitomia.
  • : Earth Federation was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Extensive Civil Rights.
  • : Following new legislation in Earth Federation, almost all of Earth Federation's water is piped into the country from abroad for exorbitant prices.
  • : Following new legislation in Earth Federation, schools offer a range of lessons in subjects as diverse as The Economics of Bullying for Lunch Money.
  • : Following new legislation in Earth Federation, citizens drive tank-like vehicles with mounted machine guns.
  • : Following new legislation in Earth Federation, the government spends more on chasing distant comets than on basic infrastructure.
  • : Earth Federation was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Nudest and the Top 10% for Most Extensive Civil Rights.
  • : Following new legislation in Earth Federation, euthanasia is legal.
  • : Following new legislation in Earth Federation, unemployed taxi drivers ironically use self-driving cabs to reach employment offices.
  • : Following new legislation in Earth Federation, the government's official stance on religion is that it is so very silly.


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 160 » The Soylent Green Party, Solleana, Dustwind, The imperial state of Japan, Osea Island, Seranis, Rex Republic, Belistien, Snoozing Buffalax, Imbarien, Wolfhunters, The Blessed and Almighty Bog, Tzo, United Governments of Newrope, Slaytania, Matterland, Independent State Allied Forces of Belka, Onarii, Kelvinski, Testa, Zaqaz Death, Achiotopia, Steidenland, Spncrgmn, Coreras, Mystiquelle, Beiluxia, FreeGunsForAll, Walosia, Zyrcrestia, Grungerock, Hacame, Lebenlauf, Puerto Barrio, Samonaemia, Teddy Bear Isle, Creeptopia, Blogotopia, The Iron Crown Order, Kokkinostan, Linkdahero, Great ducate of time lords, Denly, Bullintine, Pavaro, Germanahii, The United Dog Days Providence, Ilha Rongo Koa, HN67, TheVIRUS612, and 110 others.Zeklandia, The Republic of lkxciv, New Katamenia, Manlinesslavia, Zumwalt, Wysrod, Austral Coast, Old Atlantica, GREAT EMPIRE 100, Samanar, AmericaIS THE BEST, New Icelandic Republic, Yentria, Kyrizstanislav, Uprus, Hellazar, Nation Of The World And Stuff, Drakkar Unitary Absolutist, Chronopolice, Cardini, Hasurei, Caustralia, De Danann, Saint Laura Islands, The Tasmanian Islands, Democratic Peoples Republic of the US, Seantonia, A Death Arena, Zeganas, Colonel Terrosit, Camella, Perzische Keizer, Lady of the light, Better Indonesia, Germanic and Jewish people, Aedue, Ceremonial Pipe Company, Mitoland, Wailfolk, Spiritbw, Candlewhisper Archive, Durius, PMR, Winfrey, Morroi, The Confederacy of PanAmerican States, Leirkra, Siuts, Urinai, Breax Scait, Venetelia, Collective Society of Clementi, Central Realms, Carthosha, Digatoria, Iluuz, Those against abusers, Dopiax, Korean United States, Something Cleverland, Samu Island, Puzzlement Pizza, Sapphiretopia, Glorious Nero, Louisistan, South Bourbonstan, Anew Islands, Divitaen, Othan, West Chesapeake, Republic Of Sindria, Nova Terra Saccharum, Crustacion, Manonmanistan, Skiles Empire, Prehornland, Sorya, The Republic of The Sith, Dragonlightning, Sofa Class, Nurmiland, The Spiderman Reef, Jakeintha, The Outwild, Ninabi, Neo-Puerto Rico, Eeumeria, Alliance of Concordia, Sovereign Republic of Welm, Ibiiza, The New Earth Federation, The Dwemmer, Free Mississippiland, Gunzerlander, Imperium Septentrionalis, Xestar, Creta Islands, Croatian Socialist Federation, Kongeriket Vest-Finnmark, Cambako, Cesaris, Cream of Potato Soup, The Sol States, Lysandrion, The State of Walrus Devotion, Keam, Viadora, Myopic, United Centralists, and Rabbitomia.

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