The Empire of
Father Knows Best State
If love isn't working, you 're not using enough
Regional Influence
Minnow
Region
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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The Empire of Duzels is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Commisar Sombrero with an iron fist, and remarkable for its anti-smoking policies, disturbing lack of elderly people, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 3.619 billion Duzelsians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Law & Order, although Education, Defense, and Industry are also considered important, while Spirituality is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sombrero City. The average income tax rate is 73.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Duzelsian economy, worth 537 trillion Bitss a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Soda Sales. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 148,441 Bitss, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Construction of the Really Big Hadron Collider is underway, daily newspapers are permitted to run only pro-government stories, euthanasia is legal, and glittering new sports stadiums adorn every city and town. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Duzels's national animal is the Pony, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Ponyism.

Duzels is ranked 133rd in Pony Lands and 137,632nd in the world for Most Devout, scoring -40 on the Paradise-Perdition Likelihood Rating.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 1 day 6 hours ago

  • 1 day 13 hours ago: Duzels was reclassified from "Iron Fist Consumerists" to "Father Knows Best State".
  • 1 day 13 hours ago: Following new legislation in Duzels, glittering new sports stadiums adorn every city and town.
  • 1 day 13 hours ago: Following new legislation in Duzels, euthanasia is legal.
  • 1 day 13 hours ago: Following new legislation in Duzels, daily newspapers are permitted to run only pro-government stories.
  • 3 days 1 hour ago: Duzels was reclassified from "Father Knows Best State" to "Iron Fist Consumerists".
  • 3 days 1 hour ago: Following new legislation in Duzels, construction of the Really Big Hadron Collider is underway.
  • 3 days 1 hour ago: Following new legislation in Duzels, suit-clad businessmen have been taking advantage of the relaxed welfare qualifications by shopping with food stamps.
  • 3 days 1 hour ago: Following new legislation in Duzels, all news sources are under strict government control.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Duzels, police pull people off the street for even mentioning the word plane.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Duzels, a National Academy regulates grammar and usage.

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