Most Efficient Economies: 202nd Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 308th Most Corrupt Governments: 744th
The Grand Autocracy of
Iron Fist Consumerists
If love isn't working, you 're not using enough
Commisar Sombrero
Regional Influence
Squire
Region
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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The Grand Autocracy of Duzels is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Commisar Sombrero with an iron fist, and renowned for its national health service, free-roaming dinosaurs, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 5.644 billion Duzelsians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The enormous, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sombrero City. The average income tax rate is 96.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Duzelsian economy, worth a remarkable 1,177 trillion Bitss a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, quite specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Gambling. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 208,692 Bitss, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

UFO sightings are listed daily in the morning news, families consisting of more than three people are forced to split up, drug distribution is tightly controlled by the government, and the state has declared war on the environment and environmentalists by association. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Duzels's national animal is the Pony, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Ponyism.

Duzels is ranked 189,201st in the world and 74th in Pony Lands for Best Weather, with -228 Meters Of Sunlight.

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Most Efficient Economies: 202ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 308thMost Corrupt Governments: 744thMost Subsidized Industry: 756thHighest Poor Incomes: 927thLargest Black Market: 935thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,142ndMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,592ndMost Advanced Public Education: 1,619thTop
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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2,005thLowest Crime Rates: 2,116thMost Advanced Public Transport: 2,826thLargest Information Technology Sector: 3,240thLargest Governments: 3,277thHighest Average Tax Rates: 3,419thHighest Average Incomes: 3,615thMost Scientifically Advanced: 4,443rdHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 4,537thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 5,013thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 6,203rdHighest Economic Output: 8,037thSmartest Citizens: 9,093rdTop
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Most Authoritarian: 14,145thLargest Publishing Industry: 15,975thMost Devout: 18,410thMost Developed: 18,555th
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Most Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2nd in the regionMost Authoritarian: 3rd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 3rd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 3rd in the regionTop
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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 4th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 6th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 7th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 7th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Duzels, the state has declared war on the environment and environmentalists by association.
  • : Following new legislation in Duzels, drug distribution is tightly controlled by the government.
  • : Duzels was reclassified from "Father Knows Best State" to "Iron Fist Consumerists".
  • : Following new legislation in Duzels, families consisting of more than three people are forced to split up.
  • : Following new legislation in Duzels, UFO sightings are listed daily in the morning news.
  • : Following new legislation in Duzels, the state subsidizes liposuction.
  • : Following new legislation in Duzels, the mining industry is making inroads into environmentally sensitive areas.
  • : Following new legislation in Duzels, government-run brothels can be found on every street corner.
  • : Duzels was reclassified from "Iron Fist Consumerists" to "Father Knows Best State".
  • : Following new legislation in Duzels, country folk are sent to obligatory boarding schools to learn how to be civilized.

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