The Empire of
Iron Fist Consumerists
If love isn't working, you 're not using enough
Regional Influence
Minnow
Region
Civil Rights
Rare
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Rare

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The Empire of Duzels is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Commisar Sombrero with an iron fist, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, lack of airports, and unlimited-speed roads. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 3.853 billion Duzelsians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Law & Order, although Defense, Education, and Industry are also considered important, while Spirituality is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sombrero City. The average income tax rate is 78.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Duzelsian economy, worth 591 trillion Bitss a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing and Information Technology. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 153,529 Bitss, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.8 times as much as the poorest.

Aeroplanes have been converted into housing units after all air travel was outlawed, commercial jingles have been ham-handedly forced into world renowned symphonies, Saturday morning cartoons feature full frontal nudity, and a typical fast food menu item could serve a small army. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Duzels's national animal is the Pony, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Ponyism.

Duzels is ranked 88th in Pony Lands and 120,211th in the world for Most Avoided, scoring -817.566 on the Kardashian Reflex Score.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 12 hours ago

  • 2 hours ago: Following new legislation in Duzels, a typical fast food menu item could serve a small army.
  • 2 hours ago: Following new legislation in Duzels, Saturday morning cartoons feature full frontal nudity.
  • 1 day 1 hour ago: Duzels was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Average Tax Rates.
  • 1 day 2 hours ago: Following new legislation in Duzels, commercial jingles have been ham-handedly forced into world renowned symphonies.
  • 1 day 2 hours ago: Following new legislation in Duzels, aeroplanes have been converted into housing units after all air travel was outlawed.
  • 1 day 2 hours ago: Following new legislation in Duzels, the number of students attending university has reached a record high.
  • 1 day 2 hours ago: Following new legislation in Duzels, scientists regularly clone human beings for research purposes.
  • 1 day 2 hours ago: Following new legislation in Duzels, the nation's massive battleships are often mistaken for islands.
  • 3 days ago: Duzels was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Public Sector.
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in Duzels, TV shows must meet strict ethnicity quotas.

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