The Empire of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
If love isn't working, you 're not using enough
Regional Influence
Minnow
Region
Civil Rights
Average
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Some

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The Empire of Duzels is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Commisar Sombrero with an even hand, and notable for its rampant corporate plagiarism, vat-grown people, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 3.278 billion Duzelsians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government is primarily concerned with Law & Order, with Education, Defense, and Industry also on the agenda, while Spirituality receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sombrero City. The average income tax rate is 66.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Duzelsian economy, worth 413 trillion Bitss a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Soda Sales. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 126,105 Bitss, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.8 times as much as the poorest.

The internet has been placed under government control, the CEO of Laws Incorporated must sign off on all new bills, anyone who so much as frowns is referred to a mental health unit, and the commercialisation of highly deadly weapons has instilled Duzels with a very polite populace. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Duzels's national animal is the Pony, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Ponyism.

Duzels is ranked 145th in Pony Lands and 106,844th in the world for Most Rebellious Youth, scoring -5 on the Stark-Dean Displacement Index.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 6 days ago

  • 1 day 19 hours ago: Duzels was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Soda Pop Sector.
  • 3 days 19 hours ago: Duzels was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Lowest Unemployment Rates (last census: Top 10%).
  • 3 days 20 hours ago: Duzels fell out of the regional Top 10% for Lowest Unemployment Rates.
  • 5 days ago: Duzels was reclassified from "Father Knows Best State" to "Inoffensive Centrist Democracy".
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in Duzels, the commercialisation of highly deadly weapons has instilled Duzels with a very polite populace.
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in Duzels, anyone who so much as frowns is referred to a mental health unit.
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in Duzels, the CEO of Laws Incorporated must sign off on all new bills.
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in Duzels, the internet has been placed under government control.
  • 7 days ago: Following new legislation in Duzels, rundown towns are frequently sold to billionaires for their pet projects.
  • 7 days ago: Following new legislation in Duzels, citizens must have a license to operate a computer.

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