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The Industry-Based States of Dutch Gnagflow

“If you didn't want it why did you ask for it.”

Category: Capitalist Paradise
Civil Rights:
Very Good
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Below Average

Regional Influence: Dealmaker

Location: Tsay

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The Industry-Based States of Dutch Gnagflow is a massive, efficient nation, renowned for its ritual sacrifices, strictly enforced bedtime, and digital currency. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 4.983 billion Dutch Gnagflowians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Smog filled area. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Dutch Gnagflowian economy, worth 617 trillion Kongwongs a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Uranium Mining, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is an impressive 123,888 Kongwongs, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 812,564 per year while the poor average 7,396, a ratio of 109 to 1.

The nation is loathed abroad for dumping all of its waste in international waters, the people are furious with the government for allowing citizens to be executed for petty crimes in foreign countries, graffiti graces every city's streets, and the dead are minced up and sold to people in burger form. Crime is pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Dutch Gnagflow's national animal is the Emperor Penguin, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is a major religion.

Dutch Gnagflow is ranked 7th in Tsay and 108,615th in the world for Most Devout, scoring -44 on the Paradise-Perdition Likelihood Rating.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 16 days ago

  • 3 days 20 hours ago: Dutch Gnagflow fell out of the regional Top 10% for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector.
  • 11 days ago: Dutch Gnagflow was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Avoided (last census: Top 10%).
  • 16 days ago: Following new legislation in Dutch Gnagflow, the dead are minced up and sold to people in burger form.
  • 16 days ago: Following new legislation in Dutch Gnagflow, graffiti graces every city's streets.
  • 16 days ago: Following new legislation in Dutch Gnagflow, the people are furious with the government for allowing citizens to be executed for petty crimes in foreign countries.
  • 16 days ago: Following new legislation in Dutch Gnagflow, the nation is loathed abroad for dumping all of its waste in international waters.
  • 21 days ago: Dutch Gnagflow's influence in Tsay rose from "Instigator" to "Dealmaker".
  • 28 days ago: Dutch Gnagflow was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Lowest Overall Tax Burden.
  • 34 days ago: Dutch Gnagflow was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Largest Cheese Export Sector.
  • 36 days ago: Following new legislation in Dutch Gnagflow, murder rates are on the rise as the popularity of soylent products grows.

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