The Industry-Based States of
Capitalist Paradise
If you didn't want it why did you ask for it.
Regional Influence
Minnow
Region
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Below Average

Overview Factbook People Government Economy Trend Analysis

The Industry-Based States of Dutch Gnagflow is a colossal, efficient nation, remarkable for its strictly enforced bedtime, digital currency, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 5.322 billion Dutch Gnagflowians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Smog filled area. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Dutch Gnagflowian economy, worth 652 trillion Kongwongs a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Uranium Mining, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is an impressive 122,692 Kongwongs, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 804,716 per year while the poor average 7,324, a ratio of 109 to 1.

The nation is loathed abroad for dumping all of its waste in international waters, the people are furious with the government for allowing citizens to be executed for petty crimes in foreign countries, graffiti graces every city's streets, and the dead are minced up and sold to people in burger form. Crime is pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Dutch Gnagflow's national animal is the Emperor Penguin, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is a major religion.

Dutch Gnagflow is ranked 1st in Tsay and 4,278th in the world for Most Avoided, scoring 664.47 on the Kardashian Reflex Score.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 16 days ago

  • 16 days ago: Dutch Gnagflow relocated from Osiris to Tsay.
  • 16 days ago: Dutch Gnagflow was refounded in Osiris.
  • 38 days ago: Dutch Gnagflow ceased to exist.
  • 43 days ago: Dutch Gnagflow fell out of the world Top 10% for Largest Publishing Industry.
  • 43 days ago: Dutch Gnagflow was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Largest Publishing Industry.
  • 51 days ago: Dutch Gnagflow's influence in Tsay fell from "Instigator" to "Contender".
  • 58 days ago: Dutch Gnagflow fell out of the world Top 10% for Most Subsidized Industry.
  • 60 days ago: Dutch Gnagflow was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Godforsaken.
  • 61 days ago: Dutch Gnagflow was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Largest Gambling Industry.
  • 63 days ago: Dutch Gnagflow fell out of the world Top 10% for Largest Agricultural Sector.

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