Nicest Citizens: 140th Most Compassionate Citizens: 152nd Most Developed: 197th
The Kingdom of
Democratic Socialists
An ambitious, compassionate and hopeful society
Regional Influence
Civil Rights
Below Average
Political Freedom
Below Average

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The Kingdom of Ducky II is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Alistair Fountain PM with an even hand, and notable for its zero percent divorce rate, anti-smoking policies, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, cheerful, devout population of 13.742 billion Ducky IIians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Quacksville. The average income tax rate is 98.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Ducky IIian economy, worth a remarkable 1,817 trillion Pounds a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Book Publishing industry. State-owned companies are the norm. Average income is an impressive 132,262 Pounds, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

A proud mining community is considering a rebellion after the Capital officially renamed them 'District XII', biology and religious education classes have recently been merged, the army lures cannon fodder with promises of a college education, and chickens frolic freely on swings and roundabouts in Quacksville's playgrounds. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ducky II's national animal is the Dog, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Christianity.

Ducky II is ranked 154,874th in the world and 269th in Grand Central for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring -62.37 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.

Nicest Citizens: 140thMost Compassionate Citizens: 152ndMost Developed: 197thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 202ndMost Cheerful Citizens: 206thMost Pacifist: 327thBest Weather: 358thLeast Corrupt Governments: 365thSafest: 415thLongest Average Lifespans: 421stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 453rdHealthiest Citizens: 456thMost Beautiful Environments: 688thLowest Crime Rates: 798thMost Advanced Public Transport: 1,268thHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,413thTop
Smartest Citizens: 1,558thMost Advanced Public Education: 1,650thLargest Welfare Programs: 1,756thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,771stHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,938thLargest Governments: 2,332ndMost Devout: 2,668thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2,685thMost Cultured: 2,689thMost Subsidized Industry: 3,139thHighest Poor Incomes: 3,537thMost Rebellious Youth: 4,283rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 4,295thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 4,479thHighest Economic Output: 4,815thMost Income Equality: 5,966thLargest Populations: 7,004thMost Scientifically Advanced: 7,037thTop
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 9,764thMost Inclusive: 12,179thMost Efficient Economies: 12,458thHighest Average Incomes: 15,337th
Most Developed: 1st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 2nd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 2nd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 2nd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 2nd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 2nd in the regionBest Weather: 2nd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2nd in the regionMost Pacifist: 2nd in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 2nd in the regionNicest Citizens: 2nd in the regionSafest: 2nd in the regionTop
Most Devout: 3rd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 3rd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 3rd in the regionMost Cultured: 4th in the regionLargest Governments: 4th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 4th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 4th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 5th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 5th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 5th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 5th in the regionLargest Populations: 6th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 7th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 8th in the regionMost Income Equality: 9th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 9th in the regionTop
Most Scientifically Advanced: 14th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 18th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 23rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 23rd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Ducky II's influence in Grand Central rose from "Squire" to "Apprentice".
  • : Following new legislation in Ducky II, chickens frolic freely on swings and roundabouts in Quacksville's playgrounds.
  • : Following new legislation in Ducky II, the army lures cannon fodder with promises of a college education.
  • : Following new legislation in Ducky II, biology and religious education classes have recently been merged.
  • : Following new legislation in Ducky II, a proud mining community is considering a rebellion after the Capital officially renamed them 'District XII'.
  • : Following new legislation in Ducky II, a fashion designer has been arrested for inciting hatred after claiming redheads couldn't pull off vermillion.
  • : Following new legislation in Ducky II, back-alley circumcision clinics are popping up all over the nation.
  • : Ducky II was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Eco-Friendly Governments and Largest Welfare Programs and the Top 5% for Most Income Equality.
  • : Following new legislation in Ducky II, Rupert Bear is considered to be the most risqué TV programme in Ducky II.
  • : Following new legislation in Ducky II, the sound of wooden legs echo throughout Ducky II after the recent introduction of the Foot Tax.


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